Session Start: Sun Oct 18 12:08:48 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[12:08] * Now talking in #usurperschat 03[12:33] * Shae (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic52-144.redwoodwireless.com) has joined #usurperschat 03[12:36] * Deschai (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat 03[12:37] * Apollo (~Apollo@206-51-180-120.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 01[12:37] <@TheGM> so where'd you guys end off? you finished talking to the guard, and he gave you a reference - Alamon, the west gate house sentry [12:37] #usurperscombat [12:37] darn [12:37] what's the XP? 03[12:38] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #usurperschat [12:40] that would be nice to know [12:40] so for the two of you who weren't here last time [12:41] list of events [12:41] 1, bugbears and hooded man come in with hostage (merchant we know) [12:41] 2. diplomacy fails, they start to move [12:41] 3. We won, shit happened [12:41] 3. initate combat, me and dey stun their leader rescue hostages [12:41] Fine, be specific [12:41] 4. lizardman disappeared in the sewers [12:41] so our objectives are to [12:41] 1. question merchant, question leader [12:42] 2. find alamon the gatekeeper ask him about the hooded man that vouched for these bugbears [12:42] 3. find plot hooks [12:42] 4. kill more things [12:44] deschai move the dicebot here 03[12:44] * Environment (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [12:51] ? [12:52] Is anyone here? [12:52] yeah [12:52] gm apollo and I are talking [12:52] I'm not talking that much [12:53] alright [12:53] so how's the weather? [12:54] cold. [12:54] what exactly are they talkinga bout? [12:56] stuff [12:57] campaign stuff? [12:58] like [12:58] the current happy haps and stuff 01[13:02] <@TheGM> des, where are you guys right now? [13:02] Me and Dey are in the marketplace [13:02] where the battle was just fought. 01[13:02] <@TheGM> yah, iris street market 01[13:02] <@TheGM> ok... so you just hang around there? [13:02] well [13:02] we're heading to the gate [13:02] to ask alamon about the hooded man 01[13:02] <@TheGM> are you taking a break, eating tea, purchasing food, celebrating, that sorta thing? [13:03] not...really [13:03] i assume we'd just go to the gatekeeper with our prisoner 01[13:03] <@TheGM> hm.. okay... anyway, alamon is at the west gate [13:03] and the merchant 01[13:03] <@TheGM> the guard told you that [13:03] yes. is there space to ride my horse? 01[13:03] <@TheGM> yea there is [13:03] me and dey then ride towards the west gate 01[13:04] <@TheGM> there's some narrower corridors where you can't but the main street has space [13:04] with the prisoner in tow [13:04] i guess the rest of the party is kind of there but not there 01[13:04] <@TheGM> alright along the way, you see a ragged human collapse in a pool of blood... he gives out a cry, almost colliding with the hoof of your horse [13:04] do I see this? 01[13:04] <@TheGM> shae... your at iris street still [13:04] yah [13:05] I see. [13:05] I think Mirra would try to heal him immediately. [13:09] brb [13:09] hmm another person to question. [13:10] I keep heading to the West Gate. [13:11] back [13:12] Do I reach there in time? [13:12] without incident* [13:14] I'm not very good at speaking in moans. [13:15] lol 01[13:16] <@TheGM> what spells did mirra cast? [13:17] Cure Light Wounds probably. 01[13:17] <@TheGM> ok 01[13:17] <@TheGM> alright apollo can speak now [13:18] well whoops, we jumped the gun there [13:20] ok that was probably not the best idea [13:20] lol [13:20] he rolled high we're good 01[13:20] <@TheGM> what happened [13:20] I rolled a 27 on my tumble after being thrown 01[13:21] <@TheGM> alright no damage dey :P [13:21] Fuck yeah 01[13:21] <@TheGM> lolz [13:22] *facepalm* [13:23] I see. [13:25] So I guess we keep traveling to the gate. [13:25] Hopefully down spots where ambushes are very likely. [13:25] and people are eager to rob us. [13:25] Agreesd 01[13:26] <@TheGM> so you arrive at the gate now? [13:26] and perhaps new party members can prove their loyalty by aiding us in combat. 01[13:26] <@TheGM> kk' [13:28] Yes we arrive at the gate. 03[13:28] * Ilamdrei (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [13:28] we'll just pretend my pleas were in vain. [13:31] You know, being a horse kind of sucks. [13:31] I wish I was never sentient, then I wouldn't know how much it sucked. [13:31] lol [13:31] I'm passed out [13:31] so [13:32] err [13:32] so you're not conscious and standing anymore? [13:32] we'll pretend kord is carrying me [13:32] I fainted [13:32] alright retcon gooo [13:34] what are all of you for the record? [13:34] I'm a Domovoi Sorceror [13:34] Basically all of us are at the West Gate [13:34] you're over Kord's shoulder [13:34] dey is talking to shae right now [13:34] domovoi? [13:34] shoemaking house elf [13:34] ah [13:34] you make good shoes? [13:35] Yes [13:35] +5 Craft [13:35] he makes terrible shoes [13:35] lol [13:35] unfit except for a beast to wear [13:35] and even then...Ilamdrei? [13:35] make a diplo check [13:35] No, not even for a beast to wear. [13:36] Dey make a diplo check [13:36] I'm not much different than a beast [13:36] to convince me to gamble [13:36] 15 [13:36] shae roll sense motive i guess [13:36] to see if he's trying to cheat you [13:36] i beat you [13:36] I'm not trying to cheat you [13:36] I simply wish to gamble [13:37] That's the motive you sense [13:37] ok [13:37] Perhaps with a hint of determination to win [13:37] I guess I will [13:37] Alright, make a Profession Gamble Check [13:37] there's a problem [13:38] Oh? [13:38] i don't have that money [13:38] Well then if you lose you can pay your debt in my service [13:38] as my personal bodyguard [13:38] ok [13:38] what skill mod? [13:39] WIS [13:39] k [13:39] oh noes [13:39] Then it is settled [13:39] I shall call you Giles [13:39] I hope you like carrying me [13:39] My feet get oh so tired in these terrible shoes I make [13:40] GM, do i hear that or no? 01[13:41] <@TheGM> you don't hear anything among dey or shae [13:41] I mean, do I hear the gatekeeper? [13:41] just to let you know I'm going to try to avoid this as much as possible 01[13:42] <@TheGM> yah you hear the gatekeeper [13:42] Alrihgt. 03[13:42] * Apollo is now known as Rylin [13:43] Shae is now my indentured servant Giles [13:43] I see. [13:43] We would all do well to refer to him as such [13:44] I'm passed out [13:44] You know Rylin if you're passed out you'll miss some of the action [13:44] everytime you call Shae giles hes going to be really pissed 01[13:44] <@TheGM> Des, make a gather information check to know where the rook caretaker is [13:44] I would like to search Rylin for coinage, Sleight of Hand Check 01[13:44] <@TheGM> roll [13:44] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 --> error: malformed expression [13:45] Natural 20 = 31 [13:45] for the record I only have like 920 gp [13:45] For the record, I'm that much of a dick [13:45] I'll just break you in two later [13:45] Fair trade [13:46] Do I take any of it? [13:46] If so I would like to make another sleight of hand check [13:46] to plant it all on Kord [13:46] lol [13:46] hmm [13:47] We'd head off as soon as [13:47] Dey's little escape [13:48] escapade ends [13:48] by the way guys, I have mithirl full plate on and a greataxe with me. [13:48] Alright so you're armed. [13:49] if you steal anything from me Dey you will be in a world of hurt [13:49] well yeah, why do you think I only had 920 gp left? [13:49] :D [13:49] We seem to be in two different time frames here [13:51] now what? [13:52] Dey's finishing up his little thing. [13:52] robbing the lot of us? [13:52] We're going to ask Kensington about the Hooded Man [13:52] and then have a little talk. [13:52] Rylin: You don't know what you're unconscious... [13:52] and when I say talk [13:52] I mean he does the talking [13:52] we do the hitting [13:52] of course I'm unconscious. [13:53] I'm not paying attention, so it is fitting. [13:53] Dey what keeps me from running away from you? My honor? [13:53] what's your alignment [13:53] Your honor, whatever laws would be in place for this kind of thing 01[13:53] <@TheGM> roll 1d20-1 [13:53] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 1d20-1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=20 ]8,1{19} [13:53] n [13:53] neutral [13:54] hmm [13:54] Probably the law here. [13:54] Maybe some sense of honor. [13:54] Also you think you might be able to win back your money. [13:54] i think I'm going to try to run away tonight [13:54] sit on my chest or something so I can't [13:55] lol [13:55] I remind Shae that the conditions of his servitude, if broken, will leave me with nothing to do but kill him [13:55] :E [13:55] by making him wear a pair of your shoes? [13:56] xD [13:56] Hmph [13:56] I think we've lost track of what we're supposed to do [13:56] well [13:56] we're back on track now [13:56] we're going inside this guy's apartment [13:57] who is our diplomacy guy [13:57] Dey, did you steal ALL of my money? [13:57] I have a +7 [13:57] I didn't steal any of your money [13:57] is he dead? [13:57] Watchu talkin' bout Willis? [13:57] my guy doesn't know of course [13:57] we're not talking to the hooded man, but the man who owns the apartments he's saying in [13:57] I doubt he ever will [13:58] No, not all of it [13:58] Dey you've got the best diplomacy? [13:58] +7 [13:58] how much did you steal, so I can record it [13:58] 500 [13:58] k [13:59] I should mention that my character is a slavic creature famed for bringing equality to things [13:59] It will be ok in the end [13:59] also smothering people. [14:00] That too [14:01] /me shae [14:01] :P [14:01] ? [14:01] Rylin you should totally wake up in the middle of battle [14:02] and kill someone sneaking up on Kord or something [14:02] use /me to do actions ;) [14:02] Rolling diplo [14:02] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 diplo --> error: malformed expression [14:02] 14 [14:02] 24* [14:06] I'm going to talk to Shae IG [14:06] but not in the main RP thing so dey and kensington can talk freely [14:06] "So Shae, what was your business in the city?" [14:07] how much time has passed since we talked to the guard? [14:07] "Nothing really" [14:07] You can tell I doesn't want to talk [14:08] "Are you...perhaps a mercenary of some sort?" [14:08] "You could say that" [14:09] "I see that you carry not much in the way of weaponry. Perhaps you are a fighter of a different sort?" [14:10] "A different sort is a good way to state it." [14:10] "I normaly work alone." [14:11] "this Is going to be strange. Working with you guys I mean" [14:12] "Perhaps. You might find it is a little more reassuring. Most of us, despite our nature, would not desert a comrade in battle." [14:12] "Thats good." [14:12] "From where do you hail?" 03[14:12] * Pronogo (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[14:12] * Pronogo is now known as Kord [14:12] hi pronogo [14:13] quite fill-in [14:13] Sup [14:13] quick* [14:13] kk [14:13] went to gatekeeper, question him [14:13] What gatekeeper [14:13] I would like to drop coins into a bag [14:13] hooded man is staying at apartments, the keeper of which Dey is questioning now [14:13] but palm them in my hand [14:13] you're right now standing outside with Rylin over your shoulder [14:13] So it looks like three times as much goes into the bag [14:13] ready to charge through the wall [14:13] Who the fuck is Rylin [14:13] new character - Apollo [14:13] oh hai [14:13] ready to charge when we call for you [14:14] I thought that was walla [14:14] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=161004 [14:14] my char sheet [14:14] no...walla never made a char or responded [14:14] Really [14:14] "Around." You can tell Shae doesn't want to talk about his past. [14:14] also kord you have gained 600xp and 200gold + 500 gold from dey [14:14] http://forums.starcraft.org/showthread.php?p=698076#post698076 [14:15] WTF [14:15] I CAN'T UNLOG FROM MYDND [14:15] I'm still logged in as Vi [14:15] iV* [14:15] HWH [14:15] him [14:15] who is mirra [14:15] Where's Shini [14:15] ok hol don [14:15] "Whats your name?" [14:15] kord: walla is not a character that's just him saying wha lah!" [14:15] rylin: mirra is aniktos who is currently absent [14:15] Fail [14:15] kord: he said he had hw might be on later [14:16] oh [14:16] okay [14:16] I'm gonna pester him [14:16] Kord you could wander in now [14:16] I just let you outside so we wouldn't scare the man. [14:17] Yes, a half-orc with 22 str and a guy covered in his own blood that has white hair and red eyes isn't exactly appealing. [14:17] Yes, you two are not exactly poster boys. [14:17] If I wake up we could go smash stuff together. [14:17] "I am Lazarus of Gilead. Dey and I come from the Old Country." [14:17] I'ma makin' teh lizard's rolls 03[14:17] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:18] oh hey dude, which character are you? [14:18] I'm Kord [14:18] the orc [14:18] I know you, I was asking shini [14:18] Shinigami is the guy I may or may not be making rolls for [14:18] Siriand. I can't play though, Kord is making my rolls. [14:18] He's the dragonfireadept [14:18] dragon fire? [14:18] Just dropped in to say I definitely won't be playing today and Kord is making my rolls. [14:18] Dragonfire Adept [14:18] hmm [14:18] Deschai: "what Is your name?" [14:19] Dragonfire Adept. I get a breath weapon. :D [14:19] shae: just said it above [14:19] hmm [14:19] cool [14:19] Who the hell is Shae again... Fiend? [14:19] oh [14:19] Fiend, that you? [14:19] yah [14:19] Rofl. [14:19] yea kord just use shini's breath weapon in battle [14:19] This chat system's a lot better that the old one right Fiend [14:19] otherwise we'll kind of gloss over what happens outside of combat [14:19] kk [14:19] Yeah, and remember my breath effects. [14:20] Yes [14:20] You has -6 str [14:20] and frost/fire breath [14:20] just don't kill me while you're at it [14:20] oh also the -6 is temporary and has a fort save. [14:20] "Well I'm Shae Emath." [14:20] not that it would be easy to, I have 64 hp [14:20] All party members are immune to my breath weapon because I cast a spell every morning that renders you immune to it. [14:20] "It is a pleasure to meet you sir. If you are an honorable man, you will find that much is gained by joining us." [14:20] Endure Exposure. 03[14:20] * Kord is now known as Kord_Siriand [14:20] It also functions as Endure Elements, so you can survive in the desert with ease. [14:20] sweet dude [14:20] And with that, I'm out. 02[14:21] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [14:21] Alright guys we're going to find this hooded man. [14:21] "It's nice to meet you too." [14:21] My current plan was to throw flaming chickens into his room [14:21] to get him to come out. [14:22] Any better ideas? [14:22] Where are Rylin and Shae [14:22] outside? [14:22] I would think so [14:22] I'm on your shoulder kord [14:22] passed out [14:22] Rofl [14:22] Hmm I think I took Shae inside with us. [14:22] Rylin is passed out on your shoulder outside with the horse. [14:22] I'm no lightweight though. 06[14:22] * Ilamdrei does horse things. [14:23] oh yah [14:23] ilamdrei who are you? [14:23] I am the legendary horse of Gilead. [14:23] yes yes, but who are you starcraft.org wise? [14:23] Do not listen to him, he is simply my mount. [14:23] Rofl [14:23] ((He's me, but I play him because he's sentient.)) [14:23] He's a smurf acc of Deschai [14:23] oh [14:23] so am I [14:24] silly [14:24] Like SS is a smurf of Deschai [14:24] Yes, I'm the GM and 3 PC. [14:24] You are. [14:24] lol [14:24] WHERE'S THE NEAREST CHICKEN FARM [14:24] I have bought 3 chickens Siriand [14:24] you hungry? [14:24] 5* [14:24] Yes [14:24] and Dey has fire [14:24] Very hungry [14:24] we'll each hold one, lit it, and throw. [14:24] WHERE'S THE NEAREST CHICKEN FARM [14:25] Deschain has like 6 chickens [14:25] Oh [14:25] why are we throwing chickens? [14:25] I'd eat mine raw. [14:25] IN THAT CASE [14:25] Makeshift incendiaries. [14:25] roll 1d20+6 [14:25] 0,1Kord_Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=18 ]8,1{24} [14:25] I win [14:25] DESCHAIN [14:25] I'm on kord not shae D: [14:25] GIVE ME A CHICKEN [14:25] I ROLLED STRENGTH [14:25] why do we want to burn down the appartment 01[14:25] <@TheGM> that takes time [14:25] MY MUSCLES RIP [14:25] AND YOU ARE TERRIFIED [14:25] ANSKJCNdsVNEKLJNFGoenf [14:25] Kord, be serious now. [14:25] -.- [14:26] Just give me a chicken [14:26] Is it a live chicken? [14:26] you get +6? [14:26] that's crazy 01[14:26] <@TheGM> yah it's live [14:26] Yes I believe they're alive. [14:26] +6 STR [14:26] I have 22 STR [14:26] kk [14:26] Kord: why did you use up your rage to get a chicken [14:26] I have 18 str [14:26] Rofl [14:26] I didn't [14:26] I hit +6 [14:26] oh right [14:26] because it's an STR check [14:26] anyway [14:26] for my muscles to rip [14:26] stop spamming about the chicken [14:26] DC 20 [14:26] then give me one [14:26] -.- [14:26] pay me 5sp [14:27] How about [14:27] 0sp [14:27] Ok guys lets find the hooded guy [14:27] and you keep feeling in both legs [14:27] I don't think that's an acceptable option. [14:27] rofl [14:27] Just hand me a damned chicken [14:27] you can have half of whatever the man has [14:27] after I snap his neck [14:27] like said chicken [14:27] Just pay the 5sp [14:27] You're one touch attack away from being raped by sailors for three hours [14:27] *grumbles* [14:28] jesus christ you don't even deduct any money [14:28] What [14:28] cause it's 5 sp [14:28] lol [14:28] like what are you going to put 01[14:28] <@TheGM> that's half a gold piece kord [14:28] 15.95 gold? 06[14:28] * Kord_Siriand throws a gold piece [14:28] is it? i thought it was 100 sp a gold [14:28] HANDZ ME CHANGE [14:28] It is 01[14:28] <@TheGM> nope 10 sp [14:28] Wait [14:28] cp is 100 [14:28] So you were wrong too [14:28] 100 cp [14:28] lol [14:28] hmm [14:28] I have 9500 cp [14:28] i give 5 sp back to kord then [14:29] and a chicken [14:29] Thats over 9000 cp there [14:29] Alright, are we satisfied? [14:29] That's not exact change [14:29] I have 450 gp :D [14:29] -.- [14:29] Whatever [14:29] roll 1d20+# [14:29] 0,1Kord_Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+# --> error: malformed expression [14:29] roll 1d20 [14:29] 0,1Kord_Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=16 ]8,1{16} [14:29] I mean [14:29] fuck [14:29] roll 1d8 [14:29] 0,1Kord_Siriand rolled :7,1 1d8 --> 10,1[ 1d8=6 ]8,1{6} [14:29] kk [14:29] kord what are you doing [14:29] let's get back on track 01[14:30] <@TheGM> are you guys dragging karson ulman the whole way too? [14:30] go to the guy's apartment [14:30] is he unconscious? 01[14:30] <@TheGM> yah still 01[14:30] <@TheGM> lol [14:30] Kord, I would have given you the chicken if you were going to throw it. [14:30] lets just start the city on fire guys [14:30] I thought you were going to eat it. [14:30] Rofl [14:30] I was [14:30] lol [14:31] should have told me would have given you it for free [14:31] retcon it, gave you that one [14:31] Why would I eat it [14:31] I'm going to eat the human [14:31] after he burns [14:31] BURNS 01[14:31] <@TheGM> which apartment did you throw it into? [14:31] Pronogo stay on topic [14:31] fuck [14:31] no [14:31] he didn't throw it yet [14:31] goddamnit [14:31] The apartment [14:31] with the guy [14:31] who didn't service me [14:31] Yes I did [14:31] lol [14:32] I needz another chicken 01[14:32] <@TheGM> so you fried a chicken? [14:32] i is in ur stockpile, flming ur chkins [14:32] I fried a chicken [14:32] Do you even know what apartment we're throwing it into? [14:32] it's on fire [14:32] in the apartment [14:32] The one with the guy [14:32] right 01[14:32] <@TheGM> make a ranged attack then [14:32] +dex? [14:32] Lets burn the city down! 01[14:33] <@TheGM> yep [14:33] roll 1d20+2 [14:33] 0,1Kord_Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{19} [14:33] No Shae, we are not burning the city down. [14:33] It's safe to say I fly it through the door... [14:33] I think. [14:33] the appartment will light on fire 01[14:33] <@TheGM> alright you throw it through the window and the guy is shocked. He runs out of the house, great anger across his face. [14:33] rofl [14:33] NUDDER CHICKEN DESCHAI [14:34] I cast stupor [14:34] Can I follow him? [14:34] Shae you're holding Rylin [14:34] what? [14:34] no rylins on the horse [14:34] hold on shae [14:34] I dumped-oh [14:34] yea rylin's on my horse i helped him up onto it 01[14:34] <@TheGM> Dey, you want to stupor the man> [14:35] Yes, indeedy 01[14:35] <@TheGM> and this is the man that des payed off right [14:35] I'll need to roll a touch attack and then he gets a Fort Save [14:35] no [14:35] Wait [14:35] this is [14:35] What? [14:35] the hooded man [14:35] This is the hooded man [14:35] -_- [14:35] kord enters 01[14:35] <@TheGM> ooo the hooded man [14:35] and then everything goes crazy [14:36] yah 01[14:36] <@TheGM> o i thought you were killing kensington [14:36] no we're cool with the guy 01[14:36] <@TheGM> alright retcon time [14:36] ok retcon to before kord entered 01[14:37] <@TheGM> make a touch attack dey [14:37] kord, do you have the chickens on you? [14:37] Fuck 01[14:37] <@TheGM> V-73 is on fire [14:37] or are they just lying on the ground? [14:37] He's holding them. 02[14:37] * Kord_Siriand (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 01[14:37] <@TheGM> grappling with all of those chickens? [14:37] and where is kord exactly? 01[14:37] <@TheGM> kord is with you guys i believe [14:37] Ok we're all outside V-73 [14:37] I'm on the horse [14:38] Kord just sent a chicken through the window [14:38] you guys are all with us [14:38] Wait [14:38] rylin was on my horse [14:38] I was looking at Kords sheet [14:38] until i guess he got him and fell off and stood up [14:38] want I should re roll dat? 01[14:38] <@TheGM> what did you roll for your touch attack? [14:38] I used Kords bonus [14:39] And got a5 [14:39] how tightly is kord holding onto those chickens? 01[14:39] <@TheGM> very tightly rylin 01[14:39] <@TheGM> he rolled a 24 for grapple [14:39] When I attempted it with my own bonus [14:39] And corrected my rolls [14:39] I can't beat that on a good day >.> [14:39] I instead got a 17 01[14:40] <@TheGM> dc 16 to cause stupor? 03[14:40] * Pronogo (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:40] so basically we're all standing in front of a burning house and dey is trying to cast stupor on the hooded man [14:40] 17 [14:40] oh there you are [14:40] who has just run out i guess 01[14:40] <@TheGM> alright the man isn't stupored, but he's panicky [14:40] Frick [14:40] I C'd [14:41] DC'd* [14:41] the hooded man? [14:41] went to get a cheesecake' [14:41] I asked kord if I could have one of the chickens he is holding. [14:41] is he within close range? [14:41] Rylin the man's already outside ffs. [14:41] they're all flaming [14:41] No need to burn down the entire building. [14:41] they're all on fire? [14:41] roll 1d20+2 [14:41] 0,1Pronogo rolled :7,1 1d20+2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{19} 03[14:42] * Pronogo is now known as Kord_Siriand [14:42] lol [14:42] did I see the man run? 03[14:43] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:43] blagh did I see where the man went? 03[14:43] * Kord_Siriand is now known as Kord 01[14:44] <@TheGM> the man went out the door 01[14:44] <@TheGM> he wasn't wearing a hood though [14:44] can I follow? [14:44] Does he look like the man we saw in the marketplace? 01[14:44] <@TheGM> he went out the gate... and yes you can follow 01[14:44] <@TheGM> roll initiative if you plan on chasing though [14:44] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 initiative 4,1if you plan on chasing though --> error: malformed expression [14:45] Yes. [14:45] Initiative Roll: [14:45] Roll 1d20+4 [14:45] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=19 ]8,1{23} [14:45] I got 10 [14:45] I got 25 [14:45] oops. sorry, wrong tab [14:46] I forgot to add in 6 instead of 4 [14:46] But yeah, 23 [14:46] dex bonus [14:46] roll 1d20-1 [14:46] 0,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d20-1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=10 ]8,1{9} [14:46] DO I FIND ANYTHING WORTH TAKING IN THE MAN'S FLAMING APARTMENT [14:46] kord goddamnit [14:46] take care of that after the better [14:46] rofl [14:46] battle* [14:46] IT WILL BE COMPLETELY FLAMED [14:46] LASNCVLNEDVJENF [14:47] no [14:47] just say you took stuff [14:47] then later we can decide what wasi n there 01[14:47] <@TheGM> kord took something? [14:47] Why did we light the apartment on fire anyway? [14:47] Shae: to force the man out [14:47] GM: Kord apparently ransacked the apartment or something. [14:47] lol [14:47] I wanted to [14:48] IlamDREI 01[14:48] <@TheGM> so only kord ran in? 03[14:48] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has left #usurperschat 01[14:48] <@TheGM> take 3 fire damage kord 03[14:48] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:48] I rolled a 23 on initiative and pursued 03[14:48] * Ilamdrei is now known as Ilamrei [14:48] the hooded man [14:48] I roll 10 [14:48] As did I. [14:48] I got a... [14:49] an* [14:49] 8 [14:49] Initiative: 21 [14:49] I got a 25 [14:49] HAHA SIRIAND [14:49] FUCK YOU KORD [14:49] haha 01[14:49] <@TheGM> alright kord acts first [14:49] I enter rage [14:49] and run after the man [14:49] so do I [14:49] far surpassing Rylin [14:49] because it isn't his turn 01[14:49] <@TheGM> i assume nobody but kord, shae, dey and siriand are chasing after the man right? [14:49] Rylin not your turn [14:49] and I move faster [14:49] goddamnit [14:49] lame [14:49] and I win [14:49] D: 01[14:49] <@TheGM> what'd rylin roll? [14:50] lemme roll [14:50] rofl [14:50] enter combat chat guys and speak on your turn [14:50] 1d20+dexbonus [14:50] we're getting disorganized 01[14:50] <@TheGM> yah we still gotta figure out initiative [14:50] 15 01[14:50] <@TheGM> kk [14:50] it's all in the combat chat [14:50] fieftein [14:50] oh dex bonus? 01[14:50] <@TheGM> anyone else not roll? [14:50] Yeh 01[14:50] <@TheGM> des, what'd you roll? [14:50] 21 [14:50] in that case 10 [14:51] You have -1 dex? [14:51] yeah [14:51] he does [14:51] Alright [14:51] I also have 18 con [14:51] I do what I said 01[14:51] <@TheGM> so kord enters a rage and charges through the door? [14:51] There's a door [14:51] Sure 01[14:51] <@TheGM> gate i mean 01[14:52] <@TheGM> wooden gate [14:52] Is 26 sufficient enough to smash teh gate 01[14:52] <@TheGM> its already open [14:52] oh [14:52] lol [14:52] nvm then [14:52] smash it anyway [14:52] xD [14:52] you're in rage [14:52] MY ABS RIP AGAIN [14:52] AGAIN [14:52] that's +4 to str [14:52] DESCHAI MUST HIDE IN CORNER [14:52] so doesn't that up your modifier by 2? [14:52] FOR FEAR OF MY RIPPED ABS [14:52] Yeah [14:52] I guess [14:52] 28 not 26 [14:52] So you would have 28 [14:52] yeah [14:52] I RIP THE GATE OFF IT'S HINGES [14:52] LOLOL [14:53] LOl [14:53] ol [14:53] OL [14:53] goddamnit kord [14:53] anyways [14:53] stop spamming [14:53] fuck [14:53] NO [14:53] go home [14:53] Kord be serious [14:53] I try [14:53] I just finished a HALO project [14:53] for skool [14:53] AND IT'S STILL SNOWING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [14:53] do you say to yourself [14:53] well smash up the gate dood [14:53] I did [14:53] I think [14:53] 'oh shit dnd in two hours, i better do a halo project so i can fuck it up?' [14:53] TheGM [14:53] no [14:53] lol [14:53] I had to do it [14:53] because 01[14:53] <@TheGM> so you charge through the gate and notice the man at an intersection 35ft. away [14:53] It's due tomorrow [14:54] Can I smash the gate [14:54] well kord there's an easy way to fix this, just don't say anything [14:54] anwyways [14:54] anyways* [14:54] yeah [14:54] I want to smash gate AND charge [14:54] I was charging [14:54] so [14:54] yeah 01[14:54] <@TheGM> you can't charge, it's not a straight line [14:54] RAR [14:54] longer sentences kord [14:54] I WILL CHARGE THROUGH THE WALL [14:54] make it a straight line [14:54] What is said wall made of [14:54] that's what I'm talkin' bout [14:55] rofl 01[14:55] <@TheGM> there's a bunch of stinky gutters along the streets 01[14:55] <@TheGM> you are outside of the wooden gate [14:55] -.- 01[14:55] <@TheGM> no wall [14:55] If I'm RIGHT OUTSIDE, how is it NOT A STRAIGHT LINE [14:55] Can I has bash through houses? 01[14:55] <@TheGM> you moved outside as part of a double move [14:55] -.- [14:55] I charged [14:55] OUT the DOOR 01[14:55] <@TheGM> you couldn't charge [14:55] and I was already [14:55] outside [14:56] when I entered rage 01[14:56] <@TheGM> you moved out the door, not charge [14:56] and started my move [14:56] etc [14:56] kord just fucking accept it jesus christ [14:56] -.- [14:56] stop arguing with the DM [14:56] I said [14:56] "Charge out the door" [14:56] I thought that meant I could charge [14:56] well maybe if you didn't spam so much 01[14:56] <@TheGM> yah that's wording [14:56] whatever [14:56] he could hear you [14:56] see [14:56] and say your orders in combat [14:56] so he can distinguish them [14:56] SEE* not HEAR* [14:57] ok just do this over again kord [14:57] -.- [14:57] it's the beginning of your turn [14:57] How much can I run [14:57] 40 ft in rage 01[14:57] <@TheGM> alright kord, you double move and you end up adjacent to the guy [14:57] 60 ft if you double move 01[14:57] <@TheGM> if you double move you can move 80ft. 01[14:57] <@TheGM> fast move gives you 40ft. in a regular move [14:57] so if he's 35 ft [14:57] away [14:57] that means I can single move [14:57] yes but he's wearing medium armor 01[14:57] <@TheGM> no he was 35ft. away if you regular moved [14:57] meaning he's back down to 40 [14:57] 30* [14:58] Oh [14:58] I see 01[14:58] <@TheGM> if you double move you can get adjacent to him [14:58] I DO THAT 01[14:58] <@TheGM> kk [14:58] ok who's nxt [14:58] kord 01[14:58] <@TheGM> dey's turn [14:59] is this going to be a repeat of last time? 01[14:59] <@TheGM> no idea... ive been actually writing down initiative this time [14:59] where you spend 20 minutes doing your turn? 01[14:59] <@TheGM> DEY'S TURN [14:59] he's already moving [14:59] I WENT [14:59] Christ [14:59] I feel like playing something else [14:59] -.- [14:59] Does 12 hit his youch AC? [14:59] then get out kord 02[15:00] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 02[15:00] * Kord (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [15:02] he died [15:02] Well, he's just like an NPC now. [15:03] doesn't really fight, but he can do stuff outside of combat [15:03] like carry, str checks, etc. [15:05] who's turn now? [15:05] still mine [15:05] don't kill tihs guy [15:05] he might be the wrong guy [15:05] i won't [15:05] see if you can intimiate him [15:05] If I go into a rage I can't do much about whether I'll kill him or not. [15:05] then perhaps you shouldn't fly into a rage [15:06] or we'd have to restrain you [15:06] you'd have to restrain [15:06] Hmm [15:06] I'm not so good at that, I'm meant for killing. [15:06] Also our method of restraining is stunning you for 3 hours. [15:06] It says in my char. description that he has bloodthirsty urges. [15:06] doesn't say he's retarded [15:07] whos turn now? [15:07] he does have 8 int [15:07] that's not retardation [15:07] that's just not as bright as the normal human [15:08] it isn't so much a matter of intelligence, it is more like an irrestible urge. [15:09] well if he knows we need to capture this guy [15:09] i think he might refrain from doing stuff that will get him killed [15:10] he looses control of himself in rage [15:10] ok if you want to be out for 3 hours then go ahead [15:11] looks like it didn't come down to me killing him. [15:12] Kord might have just killed an innocent man. [15:12] or me incapacitating him [15:12] you would of gone before me so yes [15:13] i have lots of stuff the does noleathel damage 01[15:13] <@TheGM> alright the apartment is really on fire now [15:14] Can we tell siriand to use his frost breath to put it out? [15:15] going into rage while recovering from injury would of not been a good idear. [15:16] I'm immune to the frost breath right [15:16] Yes we are. [15:16] all of us are [15:16] except for maybe me [15:16] how much of the appartment is on fire? [15:17] I'm passed out, so nyah 01[15:17] <@TheGM> the innocents are though 01[15:17] <@TheGM> pretty much all of it is on fire [15:17] well he's not spraying it on them [15:18] he'll try to avoid hitting them, just get close and use it [15:18] I have a spell that can do 25d6 cold damage [15:18] total i mean [15:18] you have to touch the fire 5 times [15:18] i don't think that'll work very well [15:18] I get a hand bkade thing 01[15:18] <@TheGM> well you'll only take 2d4 fire damage or so touching fire [15:19] ok then nevermind 01[15:19] <@TheGM> also 4x6 area [15:20] shae it's fine, mirra can heal you [15:20] ok [15:20] just stop before you...die [15:20] I run into the appartment [15:20] Does he look anything like the hooded man? 01[15:21] <@TheGM> no [15:21] I see. 01[15:21] <@TheGM> you can't discern facial features, since the head kinda exploded 01[15:21] <@TheGM> the body is skinny [15:22] Do I know whether or not this was the hooded man? 01[15:22] <@TheGM> nope [15:22] or do i not know at all [15:22] hmm 01[15:22] <@TheGM> you do not know at all [15:22] when I see the flames I cast the mystery Umbral touch 01[15:22] <@TheGM> how's that work shae [15:22] well I would hit the base of the flames [15:22] and cool it down 01[15:23] <@TheGM> no whats the spell do [15:23] oh [15:23] at this level I can attack 5 times [15:23] each attack does 5d6 cold damage 01[15:23] <@TheGM> ok [15:24] they are touch attacks [15:24] yah 01[15:24] <@TheGM> in what area? [15:24] wheres the closest place on fire? 01[15:24] <@TheGM> just inside the door 01[15:24] <@TheGM> beyond the door i mean [15:24] I attack that area then 01[15:24] <@TheGM> roll [15:24] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 --> error: malformed expression 01[15:24] <@TheGM> roll 5d6 [15:24] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=17 ]8,1{17} [15:24] damage or touch? 01[15:24] <@TheGM> there i rolled for 01[15:25] <@TheGM> touching the flames is no problem 03[15:25] * Anoiktos (~anoiktos@adsl-76-193-119-150.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #usurperschat [15:25] ok 01[15:25] <@TheGM> alright you put out the first flames and then move to the next right? [15:25] yes [15:25] Hmm Mirra [15:25] so Kord went full retard and killed a man we were trying to interrogate [15:25] and now I fear that it was the wrong man [15:25] got anything for that? [15:25] so I attack the next patch of flames [15:25] Give me a few levels. [15:26] Huh. [15:26] Well, this is not good. [15:26] Raise Dead / Ressurection / True Ressurection don't happen until later. [15:26] can you speak with dead? [15:26] Not on my class list. 01[15:26] <@TheGM> roll 5d6 [15:26] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=13 ]8,1{13} 01[15:26] <@TheGM> roll 5d6 [15:26] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=20 ]8,1{20} 01[15:26] <@TheGM> roll 5d6 [15:26] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=24 ]8,1{24} 01[15:26] <@TheGM> roll 5d6 [15:26] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=10 ]8,1{10} [15:27] I think we'll need to have another word with the man who sent us to this apartment. 01[15:27] <@TheGM> alright half the flames are put out... take 12 damage shae [15:27] ok [15:27] quick story [15:27] Alamon told us to go to a man called Kensington we asked him where the hooded man was [15:27] I cast umbral toach again [15:27] and do the same thing [15:27] he said this apartment, Kord firebombed it, man runs out, i tell him to surrender, kord destroys him [15:28] he looks like he didn't know us [15:28] I'm putting out the appartment [15:28] roll 5d6 [15:28] 0,1Shae rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=20 ]8,1{20} [15:28] and i'm thinking perhaps kensington was paid to mislead us [15:28] so we should go back and...interrogate him [15:28] roll 5d6 [15:28] 0,1Shae rolled :7,1 5d6 --> 10,1[ 5d6=24 ]8,1{24} [15:28] should I do the rest? 01[15:29] <@TheGM> shae you ran out of touch attacks [15:29] I cast it again [15:29] I can only cast it twice [15:30] Do I still hear flames? 01[15:30] <@TheGM> o you cast it again [15:31] yah 01[15:31] <@TheGM> no the flames have subsided but you are blind now [15:31] ok 01[15:31] <@TheGM> steam is obscuring vision [15:31] I feel around and try to get outside [15:31] concentration would help with that :D 01[15:31] <@TheGM> also you took 14 total fire damage, did you write that down? [15:31] yes 01[15:31] <@TheGM> you are successful shae [15:32] I'm not at 20hp [15:32] I'm gonna be passed out for a while. [15:32] wait 12 then 14? [15:32] You might need some healing from Mirra. [15:32] or just 14 01[15:32] <@TheGM> just 14 [15:32] ok [15:32] do I eventually get out of the appartment 01[15:33] <@TheGM> yep [15:33] healing would be wonderful [15:34] but being passed out gives me time to research frenzied berseker before level 6. [15:34] Status should still be active. What HP is everyone at? [15:35] 64 [15:35] And where are they in relation to me [15:35] 64 / ? [15:35] He's at full health [15:35] I don't know why he's passing out [15:35] Exhaustion maybe [15:35] I'm injured and I nearly went into rage. [15:35] Shae is at 14 because he was fighting the fire [15:35] after devouring a chicken [15:35] i'm at 20 hp [15:35] if you're injured Rylin how are you at full health [15:35] the rest of us are fine [15:35] magic [15:36] no if you're injured you're obviously not at full health 01[15:36] <@TheGM> he collapsed in a pool of blood so you assume he's injured [15:36] I'll just BS a handicap 01[15:36] <@TheGM> roll to bluff [15:36] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 to 4,1bluff --> error: malformed expression 01[15:36] <@TheGM> :D [15:36] Cast: Cure Serious Wounds -> Shae [15:36] roll 3d8+8 [15:36] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 3d8+8 --> 10,1[ 3d8=10 ]8,1{18} 01[15:37] <@TheGM> shae heals 18 damage [15:37] Ty at full now [15:38] I think we need to pay Mr. Kensington a visit. [15:40] I'm at 30 HP [15:40] I have -8 to both con and str [15:41] ... [15:41] What? [15:41] Check: Heal -> Rylin (What's wrong with him?) [15:41] roll 1d20+15 [15:41] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+15 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{28} [15:42] How much would this heal me? [15:42] He's not. [15:42] He's diagnosing you. [15:42] She* [15:42] oh right [15:42] so you're mirra? [15:42] cooli [15:43] Who's the second person talking (not the guard)? [15:43] I gotta do dishes, so I'll stay passed out for the time being. [15:44] Kord. [15:45] SS is playing Kord today? He seems to be keeping in character, if he's lit someone on fire already. [15:46] err well [15:46] kord was doing fine when 'we' were playing him [15:46] and then pronogo showed up [15:46] yah [15:46] and then shit hit the fan [15:46] and then he left [15:46] he burned a house down and murdered a guy [15:46] Please tell me his alignment is chaotic neutral [15:47] yes. [15:47] it is... [15:47] Oh, good. That solves everything. [15:47] yay for chaotic stupid [15:47] I'm somewhat certain Kensington sent us to the wrong place. [15:48] so we're going to tell him that we killed the hooded man [15:48] and then sense if he's shocked [15:48] and if he is 01[15:49] <@TheGM> roll diplomacy des [15:49] then we are going to....extract...the information out of him. [15:49] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 diplomacy 4,1des --> error: malformed expression [15:49] roll 1d20-1 [15:49] 0,1Deschai rolled :7,1 1d20-1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=5 ]8,1{4} [15:49] I'm terrible at diplomancy. [15:49] ooo [15:49] And if he's *really* clever, he'll call the guard on us for murder and give evidence, considering everything. [15:49] Well, none of us have done anything wrong. [15:50] oh really [15:50] His word against ours. He's a merchant powerful enough that guards ignore his business. [15:51] If he just wants Kord, honestly, he can have him. [15:51] lol I agree 01[15:51] <@TheGM> kord's trying to save his own skin though right now [15:51] I'm not going to strike down a guard to save Kord. [15:52] I was he was taking Kord to jail [15:52] I could knockout the guard [15:52] if it's to Kensington then that's fine [15:56] I guess it's off to Kensington with the guard. [15:56] Shae, how would you plan to stun him. [15:56] Why do we want to knock him out? [15:57] I have a spell that does a bunch of nonlethal damage [15:57] In case the conversation with Kensington does not proceed the way we want. [15:57] I don't know If we want to knock him out or not [15:57] Ah. [15:57] If Kensington accuses us of murder, I think we shall have to knock out the guard and interrogate him. [15:58] one of you should tell me that [15:58] so if I need to I can knock him out [15:58] what'd I miss. [15:58] Read it yourself. [15:59] Ouch [15:59] but in essence, guard came along wants to talk with kensington, and we're going to see how this plays out [15:59] Words hurt [15:59] Do you guys mind if I alter my name to Rylan instead? [15:59] I won't be able to handle it [16:00] People are confusing me with Rylin from the forums. [16:00] its fine [16:00] ahh fine, I'll just keep it [16:00] It is only on sundays anywayz [16:01] I make sure to stay close to the guard, if possible behind him [16:04] Get ready to sense motive. [16:04] mmmhmm [16:04] we don't actually know if the man Kord killed was the right one or not [16:04] Where is kord and I? [16:04] but seeing as he was accompanied by bugbears and did not seem to know us [16:04] you two are with us [16:05] The signs point to him not being the correct man. [16:05] kord is upright, ryling...i guess you're still passed out. [16:05] Yeah, once mirra gets around to healing me I can be awake all of the time. [16:06] I made a heal check. Just haven't gotten a response yet as to what's wrong. I can't treat the problem without a diagnosis. [16:06] roll 1d20+12 (sense motive) [16:06] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+12 4,1(sense motive) --> 10,1[ 1d20=18 ]8,1{30} 01[16:07] <@TheGM> The man seems unpreturbed, but you can tell he is being completely honest about the presence of the guard. [16:08] It's ok, I'm not of much use in diplomatic situations. [16:10] sense motive [16:10] roll 1d20++2 [16:10] 0,1Deschai rolled :7,1 1d20++2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=6 ]8,1{8} [16:11] Well, I am not very good at that sort of thing. [16:11] you're not much use in diplomatic situations either eh? [16:12] No...I specialize in diplomatic situations that are diplomatic no longer. 01[16:12] <@TheGM> deschain detects nothing in kensington's mannerisms [16:12] I guess I sense motive also [16:13] roll 1d20+1 [16:13] 0,1Shae rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=9 ]8,1{10} [16:13] we need mirra to detect it [16:13] meh [16:13] I already rolled, a 30. [16:13] Didn't find anything particular. [16:13] what's dey upt o [16:14] up to* [16:14] Not much right now. [16:14] Sitting [16:14] watching [16:14] making shoes [16:14] Well, if Kensington has got nothing for us, I'm a little bit out of ideas. [16:15] And then Kensington will say that is not true. [16:15] I can haz plan [16:15] Go Mirra, I choose you. [16:16] Diplomacy attack! [16:16] clerics are no pokemon :D [16:16] now* [16:16] I'm ready behind the gaurd [16:16] Guard* [16:16] you gonna shank him? [16:16] If there is killing involved I want to take part in it. [16:16] no I have a spell that does nonleathel damage [16:17] lethal* [16:17] nonlethal* [16:17] Can anyone here craft magical devices? [16:17] no.... [16:18] Here I was thinking that someone could craft a device that could keep me from killing people. [16:18] not I [16:19] brb [16:19] I dc [16:19] for second 02[16:19] * Rylin (~Apollo@206-51-180-120.nktelco.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[16:20] * Apollo (~Apollo@206-51-180-120.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[16:21] * Apollo is now known as Rylin [16:21] What I miss. [16:22] Well [16:22] if he's not lying about that [16:22] and he knows nothing else [16:23] we have become a little short on leads. [16:23] thank you kord [16:23] let's kill the lot of them [16:23] chaotic neutral [16:23] not chaotic evil [16:23] we'll get the right one eventually [16:26] Anyone have anything else to ask him? [16:26] still waiting for the diagnosis to get back [16:27] you'd think they'd have MRI machines or something if it is taking this long [16:27] SS, any confirmation on the diagnosis? [16:28] heal check was .. uh, 28 [16:29] Assume Kord is carrying you Rylin. 01[16:30] <@TheGM> who are you healing anoik? [16:30] he's trying to diagnose why rylin keeps passing out 01[16:30] <@TheGM> o 01[16:30] <@TheGM> rylin has amnesia 01[16:30] <@TheGM> that's what you discover [16:30] Amnesia, which causes people to .. pass out? Interesting. 01[16:30] <@TheGM> apparently it involves lots of fainting [16:30] pff [16:31] would this be classified as a disease or a poison? 01[16:32] <@TheGM> disease... but you also discover he has severe internal bleeding 01[16:33] <@TheGM> which is a magical disease [16:33] entertaining. [16:33] does a cure minor wounds alleviate the bleeding? [16:33] (or affect it at all) 01[16:33] <@TheGM> no, the wounds reopen [16:33] fantastic! 01[16:33] <@TheGM> they're like a constant [16:33] any ideas what could cause that sort of thing? 01[16:33] <@TheGM> if you listen closely, you can hear faint whining like howling wind 01[16:33] <@TheGM> and EVIL [16:34] What time is it? 01[16:34] <@TheGM> coming from his stomache [16:34] apparently, time for EVIL 01[16:34] <@TheGM> its approaching evening 01[16:34] <@TheGM> its evening [16:34] so he's bleeding evil [16:34] have we got a cure for that? 01[16:34] <@TheGM> he's bleeding because of evil 01[16:34] <@TheGM> if you can cure magical disease [16:35] i can cast light and comprehend languages 01[16:35] <@TheGM> alright do it [16:35] uhhh 01[16:35] <@TheGM> .... [16:35] I don't think it would help. 01[16:35] <@TheGM> cast it anyway if you want [16:35] anyone have dispel magic? [16:36] Read magic, dispel no. [16:36] lets see [16:36] killy spell, killt spell, killy spell, killy spell, hidy spell... [16:36] nope [16:37] Oh, whatever. I remove disease him,. 01[16:37] <@TheGM> the hissing approaches a crescendo before cutting off [16:39] note, text of the spell: "Remove disease cures all diseases that the subject is suffering from. The spell also kills parasites, including green slime and others. Certain special diseases may not be countered by this spell or may be countered only by a caster of a certain level or higher." [16:40] Can we find an inn? [16:41] I guess we can just ask Shae to lead us there." [16:43] lol I got resoaked [16:44] who is the one being fussed over? [16:47] Me and Dey are going to have a pleasant conversation with the leader. [16:47] You should talk to Karson and see what he knows [16:48] You must really creep out the locals [16:48] You have no idea. [16:50] once the boy comes back , I'd like to go into the spare room with the prisoner, dey, and kord [16:51] sense motive: What is Dey intending? [16:51] roll 1d20+12 (sense motive) [16:51] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+12 4,1(sense motive) --> 10,1[ 1d20=12 ]8,1{24} [16:52] 1d20+10 [16:52] roll 1 d20+10 [16:52] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 1 4,1d20+10 --> 8,1{1} 01[16:52] <@TheGM> dey rolls bluff [16:52] roll 1d20+10 [16:52] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 1d20+10 --> 10,1[ 1d20=8 ]8,1{18} 01[16:52] <@TheGM> alright dey, tell him [16:53] (I'm not completely daft. And it'd be completely irresponsible for me not to deal with this normally) [16:54] is Karson knocked out? [16:55] No I don't think so. [16:55] oh [16:55] who is he anyway? [16:55] He's the merchant that the hooded man was taking hostage [16:55] so he might know who he is, what he wants, and where he might be going. 01[16:56] <@TheGM> make a use rope check des [16:56] roll 1d20+1 [16:56] 0,1Deschai rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=3 ]8,1{4} 01[16:56] <@TheGM> now kord has to roll [16:56] his is +1 i think [16:57] roll 1d20+9 [16:57] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 1d20+9 --> 10,1[ 1d20=9 ]8,1{18} [16:57] what should I ask Karson? [16:58] about the hooded man [16:58] what skill check? [17:00] Shouldn't be any [17:00] Karson should be willing to talk to you [17:00] we just saved him. [17:00] ok [17:02] where did you guys put me after you entered the inn? [17:02] you're...still passed out? [17:02] yeah [17:02] Arn't you awake now? [17:02] I supposed Kord has put you in your room. [17:02] no... [17:02] Well you're kind of cured of bleeding of the inside. [17:03] So you should be not passing out. [17:03] there's more to it [17:03] I plan on waking up though [17:03] to eat [17:03] a horse or something [17:07] shae are you downstairs? [17:08] he's in his room. [17:08] ah [17:08] mirra is downstairs though [17:08] yes. Session Start: Sun Oct 18 17:13:31 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[17:13] * Now talking in #usurperschat [17:13] Your character doesn't think waterboarding qualifies as 'harmful'? Interesting. [17:14] did you get the last think I asked Karson? [17:14] what alignment are you dey? [17:14] True Neutral [17:14] yeah he's fine 03[17:15] * solidsamurai is now known as TheGM [17:18] you know mirra [17:18] are you lawful good? [17:19] Ale is like liquid bread [17:19] trust me, you don't want my character to get drunk [17:19] oic [17:19] he doesn't even like alcohol [17:21] let's see if I notice you mirra [17:22] can? [17:22] sure, roll a spot check against my nonexistent bluff that i'm not trying to make. [17:22] i suppose the DC would be 10 or something. [17:22] my character is fairly oblivious [17:22] he rolled a 17 [17:23] I mean, he is oblivious most of the time. [17:23] So spotting anythign would be amazing [17:24] they have lasagna back then O.o [17:28] I feel left out lol [17:29] At least you don't pass out. [17:30] xD [17:30] lol [17:30] imma go eat food [17:30] in RL [17:30] now [17:41] hey shae, welcome to the club [17:41] time to get back my spells [17:41] spellcasting is crazy isn't it? [17:42] I like it [17:42] you have to prepare your spells and stuff [17:42] not every one has too [17:42] scorcers don't [17:43] true [17:44] are you a scorc? [17:44] no [17:44] could I see your char. sheet? [17:44] http://mydndgame.com/character/2860/sheet [17:44] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=161004 [17:44] here's mine [17:46] roll 6d6 [17:46] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 6d6 --> 10,1[ 6d6=20 ]8,1{20} [17:46] roll 2d6 [17:46] 0,1Dey rolled :7,1 2d6 --> 10,1[ 2d6=6 ]8,1{6} [17:47] cool dude [17:49] Well, it's almost 6 01[17:49] yah almost 6 01[17:49] wanna close at the inn? [17:49] yea i guess so 01[17:49] you guys each gained something like 600 xp 01[17:49] including those bugbears 01[17:49] i mentioned it to des earlier [17:50] so I need 900 more points D: [17:50] I suppose me and Kord help to bury his body. [17:50] wait [17:50] 600 exp? [17:50] or at least, dispose of it. [17:50] I need a TON more if that's the case >.> 01[17:51] ye [17:51] your supposed to go through 13.3333 encounters before you level up 01[17:51] well you'll be doing more combat later [17:51] frenzied berserker is so close though [17:51] O.o [17:51] do I get anything for putting out the house [17:51] that is, assuming those encounters use 1/7 of your resources. if they use more, it takes fewer. In general, it should take ~2 rests to level up 01[17:51] not to mention all the roleplaying = xp imo 01[17:52] well im going to cook some weiners in the microwave guys 01[17:52] did anyone like this session? [17:52] when pronogo wasn't around [17:53] lol [17:53] He was awesome. [17:53] true barb right there 01[17:53] hehe [17:53] I like more serious ness [17:53] i thought it was ... interesting. in-character deception is always fun [17:53] hmm [17:53] you have been there earlier [17:54] dey robbed rylin and gave it to kord [17:54] jerk [17:54] I was passed out 01[17:54] i thought he robbed shae :P [17:54] DM 01[17:54] yea [17:54] next time multiple conversations are being done [17:54] use things like Karson: [17:54] or Bugbear: 01[17:54] ah ok sorry bout that [17:54] so we know who is addressing who 01[17:55] np 01[17:55] there's always a next time :D [17:55] no no, it just would make it a little easier [17:55] and i feel kind of bad at that innocent guy getting killed 01[17:55] too bad you can't speak with dead right [17:55] unless we find a cleric [17:55] Shae is scared of kord [17:56] Mirra is a healer [17:56] mirra is healer? 01[17:56] well, leave that for next session [17:56] that's awesome [17:56] which is all of the noncombat stuff of the clearic [17:56] cleric* [17:56] She and I could really be a powerful force. [17:56] well, we have some more information now. [17:57] fin? [17:58] pretty much [17:58] Fin. [17:58] Next sunday? 02[17:58] * Anoiktos (~anoiktos@adsl-76-193-119-150.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) [17:58] we'll see who can make it [17:58] i would like it on friday [17:58] yes friday night [17:58] bye [17:58] ooo [17:59] bye 02[17:59] * Shae (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic52-144.redwoodwireless.com) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 02[17:59] * Rylin (~Apollo@206-51-180-120.nktelco.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 02[17:59] * Deschai (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Quit) 02[18:00] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) [18:00] I was pretty close to riding down Kord [18:01] when he was doing the chaotic stupid stuff 02[18:01] * Environment (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) Session Close: Sun Oct 18 18:04:01 2009 Session Start: Fri Oct 23 19:14:04 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[19:14] * Now talking in #usurperschat 03[19:15] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-180-120.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[19:16] * Apollo is now known as Rylin 03[19:16] * SirLazarusDeschaintheSkyhammer (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat 03[19:16] * Environment (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [19:17] Everyone join the channels go go go. 03[19:19] * SirLazarusDeschaintheSkyhammer is now known as Lazarus [19:20] I wish mirra was here D: 03[19:20] * Retrieving #usurperschat modes... 03[19:21] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #usurperschat 01[19:21] <@TheGM> i burned the roof my mouth and tongue on cheese cakes today [19:21] we don't really have a healer 03[19:21] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [19:21] well we do [19:21] mirra [19:21] mirra [19:21] but she's mostly out of battle [19:21] lame [19:21] because she can't actually act in battle [19:21] why not? [19:21] she can heal, can't she? 01[19:21] <@TheGM> well if you guys wanna control her [19:21] lol i can heal for 1d8+1 [19:21] :D [19:21] sure [19:21] dey can control her i guess [19:21] where's fiend [19:21] brb gonna see if fiend is on MSN [19:21] once I get FB I'm going to need her. [19:22] or at least [19:22] once I get deathless frenzy [19:22] also [19:23] fiend is offline on MSN [19:23] oh well [19:23] there are five of us [19:23] SS, we got how much XP from the first encounter? 600? 01[19:23] <@TheGM> yah 600 01[19:23] <@TheGM> i told des last time [19:23] and i told you [19:23] twice [19:23] there are four of us [19:23] but apparently my word means nothing :/ [19:23] well that works too [19:23] 600 each* [19:24] soo little D: [19:24] It's going to take forever to get to level 6 [19:24] let's go kill a dragon guys [19:24] you only told me once [19:24] well i guess you weren't at last session [19:24] are you still passed out rylin? [19:24] I'm sleeping. [19:25] In an inn bed. [19:25] i think i missed alot. rylin is missing 40 HP? [19:25] Something like that. [19:25] or did he save the damage from his mock duels? 01[19:25] <@TheGM> rylin had an alien manifested in him 01[19:25] <@TheGM> ala alien movies [19:25] no damage from mock duels [19:25] what [19:25] what [19:25] how'd you lose 40HP? [19:25] injury [19:25] when? [19:25] was there even a battle last time? 01[19:25] <@TheGM> no [19:25] o [19:25] no* [19:26] i thought you were just exploiting my firebreath to light chickens on fire [19:26] I was. [19:26] I was hungry. 01[19:26] <@TheGM> no battle except some guy running away got killed [19:26] I eated them chickens. [19:26] YOU ATE THE FLAMING CHICKENS [19:26] Yeah. [19:26] did he really? 01[19:26] <@TheGM> he ate a chicken that i described as roasted [19:26] they were going to go to waste otherwise. [19:26] I demand story xp 01[19:26] <@TheGM> it wasn't exactly on fire... didn't mention it [19:27] i would not be opposed to story xp [19:27] but i'm more concerned with actual story right now. [19:27] who wouldn't? [19:27] so let's do something [19:27] We all want to get to level 6 [19:27] i would be vehemently opposed to no story XP [19:27] alright so we're at the inn now [19:27] yeah, we all get something cool at level 6. :D [19:27] go to sleep time? [19:27] thereabouts [19:27] yes, i sleep. does sleeping heal? [19:27] I can't wait till lvl 4 [19:27] yes [19:27] dey 01[19:27] <@TheGM> ... you get story xp if your story gets really involved in the actual plot [19:27] dey gets extra-coma power at level 4! [19:27] you're only level 3? [19:27] help me give our old friend a Old Country farewell 01[19:27] <@TheGM> that doesn't mean modifying background, it's a matter of coincidence [19:27] Yes [19:28] he has a +2 LA [19:28] the rest of us are level 5 >.> [19:28] he has a +2 LA [19:28] his ECL is 5 [19:28] but his class level is 3 [19:28] what is LA and ECL [19:28] Listen up [19:28] because he has 2 levels in Fey [19:28] Listen the fuck up [19:28] I send Kord to get salt and cloth [19:28] Lots of it [19:28] woo! salt and cloth! 01[19:28] <@TheGM> ok [19:29] ...you're not gonna make more shoes are you? [19:29] I was once apprenticed to a butcher in the Old Country. [19:29] doesn't seem very edible. [19:29] I then take the bugbears clothes and fold it [19:29] I then send him to purchase a trough [19:29] what will this cost me? 01[19:29] <@TheGM> trough, salt, cloth, digging? [19:29] and many jars 01[19:29] <@TheGM> and jars 01[19:29] <@TheGM> hm... 30 gp [19:29] kk [19:29] still isn't edible [19:30] trough? [19:30] why do you need a trough? [19:30] Like what pigs eat out of [19:30] You'll see [19:30] You see [19:30] you killed the bugbear [19:30] in Old Country [19:30] sometimes vinters are harsh there is not enough grain or meat to eat [19:30] sometimes we have to make meal, Old Country style [19:30] is very nourishing [19:30] in New Country I ate people's socks. [19:31] I believe they call it 'long pork'. [19:31] mmm pork [19:31] long pork? [19:31] you mean pig dick? [19:31] In your country, they call it long pork. [19:31] I could actually cook up some bacon [19:31] No, it is not...pig dick..it is...different sort of meat. [19:31] and stuff in a calzone with some cheese. [19:32] we still have a bugbear? [19:32] you don't know [19:32] damn it i'm confused [19:32] but we just poisoned the bugbear upstairs [19:32] i have to make a note not to miss anymore sessions... [19:33] we captured their leader remember? [19:33] interrogated him [19:33] and gave him 'Old Country' farewell [19:33] i thought he was already dead [19:33] Hey SS when I shapeshift at level 6 do I get to keep my breath weapon? [19:33] if the book says you do 01[19:34] <@TheGM> yah you do if the book says you do [19:34] the book is a little unclear [19:34] so i'm supposed to ask the GM 01[19:34] <@TheGM> what's it say [19:34] http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19870954/The_New_Dragonfire_Adept_Handbook&post_num=9#338375838 [19:34] read the bullet points under "CHANGE SHAPE ABILITY" [19:34] and then the notes below that [19:34] and make a judgement call [19:35] don't do it yet [19:35] do it when you're actually level 7 [19:35] 6* [19:35] otherwise we're going to waste time [19:35] yeah don't do it now [19:35] but save the link for when we're less busy or something [19:37] dey i don't think "zh" makes the sound you think it does [19:37] they do [19:37] all th = z [19:37] or s [19:37] yeah [19:37] zh = soft j sound [19:37] I'm typing in accent not linguistically [19:37] i know [19:37] If I were typing linguistically it would look normal and you would have to assume an accent [19:38] but zh is used to represent a sound different from the one i assume you're trying to represent [19:38] much different, actually [19:38] I played a Russian on the stage once [19:38] I speak in the accent as it was written [19:38] did all their th's turn into z's? [19:38] or into j's? [19:39] z's [19:39] then you don't do zh [19:39] I know a russian accent [19:39] zh is a j sound [19:39] this is how it was typed [19:39] this is how I am used to doing it [19:39] well that's weird [19:39] I will continue as such [19:39] fine, do as you wish [19:40] gonna eat him? [19:40] O.o [19:42] sorry to interrupt but this is from that /k/ thread about revolvers: http://zip.4chan.org/k/src/1256348908775.jpg made me lol [19:43] holy shit russian nonsense 01[19:43] <@TheGM> what are you guys doing? dey and des are in the torture room [19:43] is it night time? 01[19:43] <@TheGM> assuming des and dey didn't sleep, yes its night [19:44] then i'm sleeping. we're in an inn, aren't we? [19:44] It's probably been two hours since we've started the interrogation. [19:44] Yes. [19:44] 3 maybe. 01[19:44] <@TheGM> yeah in an inn [19:44] 3 in the morning? [19:44] we got there like....10? [19:44] did Dey's slavic letters mean anything? they look like gibberish to me but then so does real russian [19:45] It has a meaning [19:45] it means disgusting [19:45] ah [19:45] i forgot what sound the little square lowercase-b thing makes. is it a b? 01[19:46] <@TheGM> did you guys lock the door to the torture room? [19:46] Blocked [19:46] with the bed 01[19:46] <@TheGM> ah [19:46] woo, lawful good guys are torturing a bugbear and LE guy doesn't even get told about it D: [19:46] they're lawful good? [19:46] that's what des told me [19:46] I thought they were neutral. [19:47] des was CG and i think dey was N, but apparently now they're LG [19:47] I was NG and Dey was N [19:47] you're both LG no? [19:47] now* [19:47] yea [19:47] By the laws of the home country, yes [19:47] yeah, and i didn [19:47] We stick to laws of Old Country [19:47] and i didn't play my alignment well. >.> [19:47] and we deal great pain to evildoers [19:48] thus we are lawful and good [19:48] ..."may stalin bless you?" you guys are taking this russian thing too far... [19:48] right now seems like a pretty good time, waddya say GM? 01[19:48] <@TheGM> lolol 01[19:48] <@TheGM> time for what? [19:48] you know [19:49] you guys are hilarious [19:51] aww [19:51] i"m going to give this guy some more gold [19:51] he sounds like he could use it 01[19:51] <@TheGM> know what? :P [19:52] read the messages [19:52] I PM [19:54] rylin [19:54] lol [19:54] yes [19:54] i dunno [19:55] can you use faint attack against enemies? [19:55] lol [19:55] only on tuesdays [19:55] i see. [19:56] i suppose now we have to kill you [19:56] not necessarily [19:56] perfer not to thnx [19:56] lol [19:56] yea [19:57] please tell me rylin and i are on different floors [19:58] we're all upstairs [19:58] so same floor? [19:58] that's generally where all the beds are in an inn [19:58] figures [19:59] well there go my 8 hours. [20:00] 19 vs. Touch AC [20:00] My touch AC is 9 [20:00] kk [20:00] After you go I hit [20:01] wait [20:01] I readied an action [20:01] So I actually go first [20:01] surprise round and all [20:01] oh really [20:01] Rylin, you take 9 DEX damage [20:01] how far up the hall am i? can i see anything? [20:01] well fuck [20:01] I'm paralyzed then. [20:01] huh [20:01] Dey's the coma-master! [20:01] finally.. 01[20:03] <@TheGM> rylin’s room is 20ft. down from the torture room [20:03] That sucked [20:03] I'm going to try again next round [20:03] I have 29 more tries [20:03] so i can't see anything from just outside my room, can I? 01[20:03] <@TheGM> what sucked [20:03] do you have low light vision [20:03] I'll take that 28 [20:03] My use rope check 01[20:03] <@TheGM> siriand you can see rylin getting paralyzed by dey [20:03] I got a 28 though [20:03] like you can kind of see what is going on but you don't know yet [20:03] a few tries later [20:04] still within the time frame of the spell [20:06] he broke the wall? [20:06] so how hot is it? since it's a stuffy inn in a desert city and all... [20:06] I thought it was just the bed [20:06] and the door [20:06] jesus christ rylin [20:06] couldn't you have cried or something [20:06] yeah i thought it was just a door, too... [20:06] Rylin, you're paying for this. [20:07] could of let me kill the manager >.> [20:07] They're LG, and I'm LE. We can't allow that. 01[20:07] <@TheGM> the inn is insulated against the desert son 01[20:07] <@TheGM> sun* [20:07] So even if I dismiss his Endure Exposure it won't affect him? 01[20:07] <@TheGM> nope [20:08] hrm [20:09] who said my arm was moving? [20:10] i wonder if we get EXp [20:10] Well you also can't take actions [20:10] for defeating rylin lol [20:10] not even free actions [20:10] like getting claws [20:10] well it might not be his action 01[20:10] <@TheGM> make a bluff check dey [20:10] it isn't a weapon. [20:10] if it doesn't require physical movement, it's allowable, isn't it? [20:10] like whatever it is doing to him [20:10] morphing his arm doesn't require actually moving... [20:10] 18 [20:11] Involuntary morphing.. [20:11] I'm passed out anyway [20:11] so the battle would be over. [20:12] Did we just go from owing money to earning money? [20:13] that's dey for you [20:14] we put rylin back have kord guar dhim [20:14] then we sleep [20:16] alright instead of quotation marks, when the GM talks i see boxes [20:16] why 01[20:17] <@TheGM> no idea 01[20:17] <@TheGM> some type issue [20:17] what character are you using? regular quote marks? 01[20:17] <@TheGM> im using single, its the only way to get rid of the boxes on my screen [20:17] Like an apostrophe? [20:19] brb bathroom [20:19] yeah i'll brb too [20:19] good time for break [20:19] brb 01[20:19] <@TheGM> yah apostrophe [20:23] back [20:23] I'll be gone again in like 4 ~ 5 minutes [20:23] I'll go ahead and heal my guy to full HP. 01[20:24] <@TheGM> kk [20:33] aight [20:34] then beat the shit out of Rylin for fucking up [20:34] try it [20:34] I got 18 str [20:34] lol that will not save you sir [20:34] you are under a ceiling [20:34] which i can fall on you from [20:34] Dey can drain you, and then I can torch your ass. literally. [20:35] cut me some slack, I'll be a good ally to have in the future [20:35] I'll pay for the damages too. [20:35] we won't kill you [20:35] uhhh [20:35] but we are going to kick your ass [20:35] you might not [20:35] have money [20:35] also [20:35] dey mentally told me [20:35] dey did you steal it? [20:35] that next level he'll be better at killing you [20:35] he'll be better at killing us ALL [20:35] lol [20:35] next level I'll be a frenzied berserker [20:35] i'll be better at killing him too :D [20:35] that little bastard is gonna get us all in our sleep some day [20:35] I didn't touch nothing [20:35] which means I get die hard. [20:35] lol [20:36] 0 dex still = paralyzed [20:36] I have 9 dex D: [20:36] level 8 I'll have 10 [20:36] Eh [20:36] I'll drain other stats [20:36] I just get older [20:36] they stay the same age [20:36] or something [20:36] what stat will you drain? [20:36] whichever one is most effective, clearly [20:36] int wis cha [20:36] that's dex [20:36] you still got 3 8's [20:37] I don't use int or wis [20:37] DEX and WIS are the easiest [20:37] or cha relaly [20:37] really* [20:37] Soon I get one that does 8 WIS and 8 DEX [20:37] no roll [20:37] I only use con str and dex [20:38] alright [20:38] let's wake up guys [20:44] How heavy is kord? [20:44] heavy [20:44] I can lift 300 lbs. max load. [20:44] Hey DM I would like to purchase some nice slacks, shirt, vest, and greatcoat. 01[20:44] <@TheGM> its in his character sheet somewhere [20:44] As well as an Ushanka [20:45] How much would his cost me? [20:45] he's not 300 lbs 01[20:45] <@TheGM> no he isn’t 300lbs. 01[20:45] <@TheGM> make opposed grapple against 24 rylin [20:46] rylin you were being buttgrappled, you have to defeat that buttgrapple before you can be free [20:46] ok [20:46] to defeat grapple I have to d20+str mod? [20:47] d20+grapple mod 01[20:47] <@TheGM> or escape artist [20:47] I don't have a grapple mod 01[20:47] <@TheGM> yah you do [20:47] so escape artist ionno 01[20:47] <@TheGM> its in your sheet [20:47] where is it? [20:48] its BAB + str 01[20:48] <@TheGM> its STR + BAB + feat if you ahve an associated feat like improved grapple [20:48] BAB is? 01[20:48] <@TheGM> base attack bonus [20:48] Base Attack Bonus [20:48] oh wow 01[20:48] <@TheGM> you’ve got +5, as a barb [20:48] This your first D&D game? [20:48] ok [20:48] no [20:48] I'm just [20:48] slow [20:48] I mean [20:48] new to a lot of this 01[20:48] <@TheGM> np [20:48] 4th edition? [20:49] 3.5 [20:49] but I'm new to role playing [20:49] first time playing in a chat room. [20:49] basically your grapple is 9 [20:49] ah [20:49] unless you rage [20:49] then it is 11 01[20:49] <@TheGM> roll grapple rylin [20:49] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 grapple 4,1rylin --> error: malformed expression [20:49] 19 so I failed. 01[20:49] <@TheGM> kk 01[20:50] <@TheGM> also rylin, you were tied up 01[20:50] <@TheGM> so you’d have to make a strength check or escape artist against 28 on use rope [20:51] oh well [20:51] in that case I'm tied up still. [20:55] i gotta go in a few minutes btw [20:55] forever? [20:56] almost midnight on the east coast [20:56] no, you fool [20:56] for the night [20:56] uh that'sa bout forever [20:56] man [20:56] can't you stay for like [20:56] an hour [20:56] no, my mom will flip [20:56] :/ [20:56] i've got ten, maybe twenty minutes [20:56] tell her it's for school [20:56] she already knows it's D&D, and saying it's for school would piss her off even more [20:56] lol you told her [20:57] this is 'merica [20:57] also it's weekend [20:57] like you can wake up whenever you want [20:57] we'll just get dey to stun her [20:58] mirra has a +10 to heal [20:58] oh it's still a claw? [20:58] it is permanent [20:59] cool [20:59] you have a claw attack now [20:59] Doesn't work well for the ladies [21:04] haha [21:04] i totally don't know what I'm doing [21:04] cults eh [21:05] i could use some cult killing [21:05] what is the DC for breaking rope with str alone? [21:05] oh well nvm 01[21:07] <@TheGM> i think you break it against the use rope check, so 28 01[21:07] <@TheGM> which is more than you need to break iron chains :P 01[21:07] <@TheGM> iron chains is 24 o.0 [21:07] it might be the hardness and HP of the binding [21:07] I have over 600 gp [21:07] dude [21:07] :P [21:07] yea [21:07] 500 of it is gone [21:08] from what? [21:08] uh [21:08] you don't know [21:08] no... [21:08] Was that Rylin? [21:08] but suddenly kord has found good fortune [21:08] and is 500 gp richer [21:08] what a bitch [21:08] ok fine [21:08] I can still pay. [21:08] Was it Rylin? [21:08] wait fuck [21:08] of what? [21:08] no I'm broke. [21:09] we already made arrangments [21:09] anyway [21:09] kord is only 415 richer [21:09] let's see if we can cure rylin by beating cultists [21:09] it makes sense [21:13] alright i've got to go [21:13] noo [21:14] no choice. i'm pushing my luck as it is. :/ [21:14] any chance we could keep going tomorrow night? [21:14] damn [21:14] I dun know about me. [21:14] i was hoping to get into cultist killing combat [21:14] I might be off having a life or something. [21:14] something in the next half hour lol [21:14] I want to kill shit too. [21:15] i'd love to, but this is a great place to end it rather than mid-encounter 03[21:15] * Dey_ (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #usurperschat [21:15] i have to go and i wouldn't have any time. if you do decide to go without me feel free to use my firebreath in battle [21:15] http://mydndgame.com/character/2868/sheet [21:15] bye 02[21:15] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [21:15] bye :/ 02[21:15] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[21:15] * Dey_ is now known as Dey [21:16] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8&feature=player_embedded [21:18] you know in old country [21:18] debts were settled with duels [21:18] but uh [21:19] that would probably be a bad ide [21:21] Yeah, it would probably be best if you guys let me be. [21:21] I'll become ludicrously strong in combat. [21:22] I mean as in, not killing me. [21:23] I'm guessing we're going to ask around for locations of cults in the city lol [21:26] lol plan guys? [21:26] bugbears or cults? [21:26] I wanna kill stuff. [21:26] i'm not even sure if cults were important, maybe they were just mentioned [21:26] as part of the lore 01[21:26] <@TheGM> yah mirra’s heard of a few cults [21:26] like that tried to communicate with demons and such? 01[21:26] <@TheGM> you guys don’t know 01[21:27] <@TheGM> according to siriand’s bio, he hates cults :P [21:27] perhaps we should ask around 01[21:27] <@TheGM> go ahead [21:27] gather information for an hour then meet back here? 01[21:27] <@TheGM> sure 01[21:27] <@TheGM> roll please [21:27] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 please --> error: malformed expression [21:27] ((basically roll gather information checks [21:28] rylin? 01[21:28] <@TheGM> so you want information about both things? bugbears and cults [21:28] yes 01[21:28] <@TheGM> you can roll gather info for both [21:28] first one was for bears i guess [21:28] second for cults [21:29] I'm not much for cha [21:29] lol try anyway [21:29] I have what appears to be a demonic arm, white hair, and red eyes. [21:29] wrap it in cloth [21:29] white hair is weird [21:29] and red eyes welll [21:29] hmm [21:29] 10 01[21:30] <@TheGM> so you only wanna do this for an hour? [21:30] what time is it? 01[21:30] <@TheGM> its early morning 01[21:30] <@TheGM> the markets are alive [21:30] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI&feature=player_embedded# [21:31] we do it until 1 o clock [21:31] and then meet back 01[21:31] <@TheGM> kk, so that’s roughly 5 hours 01[21:31] <@TheGM> doing it until noon that is 01[21:31] <@TheGM> make another check 01[21:32] <@TheGM> so your first roll is for what? the bugbears? [21:32] I just rolled a 0.... 01[21:32] <@TheGM> 0 is 1 01[21:32] <@TheGM> you can’t go below 0 01[21:32] <@TheGM> erm 1 [21:32] 7,22,19 01[21:32] <@TheGM> roll another dey [21:32] I told you this would not go well. [21:32] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 another 4,1dey --> error: malformed expression [21:32] 20 01[21:32] <@TheGM> you have enough time left over to keep gathering information that’s the idea 01[21:32] <@TheGM> kk [21:33] I think I lost information. 03[21:37] * Dey_ (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #usurperschat [21:37] It's ok because I feel GREEAATTT! 02[21:37] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[21:37] * Dey_ is now known as Dey 01[21:37] <@TheGM> tony the tiger sneak attacks you rylin roll initiative 01[21:37] <@TheGM> lol jk [21:38] what [21:38] I'll eat him [21:38] :/ [21:38] so rylin is not very successful at finding anything [21:38] how about dey [21:38] perhaps a two foot tall fairy has better luck [21:39] we've been over this [21:39] I'm terrible at looks. 06[21:39] * Dey waits for everyone te get here 01[21:39] <@TheGM> if i were a more specific gm id enforce diplomacy checks and perhaps an entire adventure around gathering information o.0 01[21:39] <@TheGM> what did des and siriand roll? 01[21:39] <@TheGM> o wait siriand’s gone >_> [21:40] 12 14 9 01[21:40] <@TheGM> roll one more [21:40] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 one 4,1more --> error: malformed expression [21:40] 7 01[21:40] <@TheGM> k 01[21:40] <@TheGM> you get about the same amount of info as rylin [21:40] bah [21:41] worthless peasants [21:41] only you don't trip and fall while standing and asking people, but then a rock falls on you, but you manage to dodge it in time, but are unfortunately forced to fight a T-Rex. [21:41] All in all, it was not a very good day. 01[21:41] <@TheGM> also rabid city dogs 01[21:42] <@TheGM> and staring children! 01[21:42] <@TheGM> make a will save against awkwardness [21:42] hmm [21:42] yeah k [21:42] 13 [21:42] roll 1d20+4 [21:42] 0,1Lazarus rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=14 ]8,1{18} 01[21:42] <@TheGM> you flush a violent pink 01[21:42] <@TheGM> lazarus manages to restrain from wetting himself, lol jk [21:43] pretty sure doesn't show through scales [21:43] also helmeted :D 01[21:43] <@TheGM> hurray [21:43] ok [21:43] so let's pool info 01[21:43] <@TheGM> go ahead 01[21:46] <@TheGM> you guys also learn that many cults roam the deserts and are referred to as ‘field rats’ by the more warrior like tribes for the fact that they scavenge on the flats and are easy to exterminate for those with enough steel [21:46] do we know if they do anything regarding demons? 01[21:47] <@TheGM> You know that they perform strange blasphemous rituals that involve other deities besides the uniting Him (God of the Desert and Survival and Prosperity), nothing more. 01[21:48] <@TheGM> You can only assume this involves strange entities that may or may not exist and are like unnatural in this world [21:48] Do we know if they have an actual meeting place? [21:48] or sacred area? 01[21:48] <@TheGM> you know that there’s all sorts of sacred areas, most of them are nomads though 01[21:48] <@TheGM> any actual fortresses in uncivilized areas are unknown [21:49] well [21:49] set up an ambush near a sacred area? [21:49] what do you say? 01[21:49] <@TheGM> if you can find one [21:49] hmm [21:49] I guess we had better look for one. 01[21:49] <@TheGM> :) [21:50] Dey, Rylin, let's pack up then. [21:50] Maybe we can find one by nightfall. 01[21:50] <@TheGM> is siriand gonna bring along his vehicle? [21:50] bah [21:50] this is terrible [21:50] I can't find any homebrew races 01[21:50] <@TheGM> not races rylin, templates 01[21:50] <@TheGM> templates are what you apply to an existing race [21:50] templates I see 01[21:51] <@TheGM> http://www.giantitp.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=15 [21:51] i don't think he's purchased it yet 01[21:51] <@TheGM> meh [21:51] but we can get desert horses [21:51] for rylin kord and siriand 01[21:51] <@TheGM> there’s also crystal keep rylin [21:51] and mirra 01[21:51] <@TheGM> yes you can [21:52] cool 01[21:52] <@TheGM> there’s a horse merchant in roheime somewhere [21:52] alright so i guess we stop by him first [21:52] and buy...3 horses 01[21:52] <@TheGM> http://www.crystalkeep.com/ [21:52] siriand and mirra might be light enough to be on one 01[21:53] <@TheGM> go ahead and search for one 01[21:53] <@TheGM> ... wait i should take you along then [21:53] ? 01[21:54] <@TheGM> ill take you to a merchant through description yo [21:54] k 01[21:59] <@TheGM> horses don’t work crafts btw, they’re working machines that help produce the crafts :P 01[21:59] <@TheGM> heh [21:59] lol [22:01] Wait, so there shouldn't be a CR? 01[22:01] <@TheGM> CR? [22:01] What is CR? [22:02] It says something next to HD, ex. 11+HD, CR + 3 01[22:04] <@TheGM> CR is challenge rating [22:04] What does that mean exactly? 01[22:04] <@TheGM> it’s given to a monster to guage there power basically [22:04] oh 01[22:04] <@TheGM> CR 5 means suitable encounter of one monster versus level 5 party 01[22:04] <@TheGM> typical level 5 party that is 01[22:04] <@TheGM> its hard to measure, and isn’t exactly accurate... just a rough outline for GMs and such [22:05] There is a half fiend template here [22:06] It says lvl +4, does that mean if you apply the template your level goes up four? [22:06] your ECl is +4 [22:06] which is actually pretty bad [22:06] I'm supposing he's showing the horses outside? [22:07] ECI? [22:07] err [22:07] ECl? 01[22:07] <@TheGM> Effective character level 01[22:07] <@TheGM> LA +4 adds to your ECL 01[22:07] <@TheGM> this adventure is ECL 5 [22:08] Ahh. 01[22:08] <@TheGM> if you apply LA +4 then the next 4 levels you gain won’t apply to your class... they will apply to buying off LA... also ECL means you need more xp to gain a level depending on how high it is 01[22:09] <@TheGM> if you apply LA +4, you are ECL 9 (assuming no additional HD)... this means that you will need to gain enough xp as if you to reach level 10 01[22:09] <@TheGM> in order to get to level 6 in class levels 01[22:11] <@TheGM> what is illam’s con des? [22:11] hmm 01[22:12] <@TheGM> you’ve got stats for him 01[22:12] <@TheGM> ? [22:12] y7 01[22:12] <@TheGM> 17? [22:12] 7* 01[22:12] <@TheGM> :P [22:12] among his weaker stats for some reason [22:12] Hmm.. 01[22:12] <@TheGM> 7 for a horse? wow 01[22:12] <@TheGM> hehe 01[22:13] <@TheGM> im assuming you are inspecting the horse right now [22:13] Yes. [22:13] He's sentient 01[22:13] <@TheGM> oh right [22:13] so I thought perhaps he could give me insight on what i was purchasing 01[22:14] <@TheGM> im wondering if you get a mount, you automatically learn their stats? :P [22:15] yes probably [22:15] you will have to note it down [22:15] i'm not replacing Ilamrei though lol [22:16] I'd like to pet him and reassure him he's not destined for the glue factory. [22:16] eventually maybe, but not now 01[22:17] <@TheGM> hehe 01[22:17] <@TheGM> what did dey roll for? [22:18] Diplomacuy 01[22:18] <@TheGM> ah 01[22:21] <@TheGM> anoiktos didn’t say how much money mirra had :P [22:21] oh wait [22:21] she has none 01[22:21] <@TheGM> heh [22:21] kord will pay 650 [22:21] rylin has no money [22:21] siriand has...money i think [22:21] and so does dey 01[22:21] <@TheGM> kord has lots of money [22:21] kord will pay for the horses 01[22:22] <@TheGM> He’s got about 12,500gp 01[22:22] <@TheGM> :P [22:22] wut [22:22] kord already stole all my money [22:22] the jerk 01[22:23] <@TheGM> actually he has 13,000gp since he got 500 from dey that one time [22:23] It's true [22:23] god [22:24] this was a terrible idea 01[22:24] <@TheGM> he’s a hoarder :P [22:24] Are you thinking what I am thinking Dey? [22:24] Perhaps Kord owes a debt [22:24] that no amount of money can repay... [22:24] Perhaps deep down inside Kord wants to be treated like a Queen... 01[22:24] <@TheGM> kord wants to feel pretty 01[22:27] <@TheGM> so what’s happening guys [22:27] lol [22:27] dey is kind of dead now [22:27] he seems really tired [22:28] wefhdva [22:28] It's late for me [22:28] I have to get up early in the AM for school [22:28] so this is my 4 AM 01[22:28] <@TheGM> its 4AM for you? 01[22:28] <@TheGM> brutal 01[22:28] <@TheGM> i wrote down that kord owed 2600gp for the horses 01[22:28] <@TheGM> 4 horses that is [22:29] alright 01[22:29] <@TheGM> is that what you want? [22:29] yea 01[22:29] <@TheGM> kk [22:34] I think we should probably break soon. [22:34] Combat won't be good with most of the people gone. [22:35] bah 01[22:35] <@TheGM> yeah you can break... take note of you’ve done 01[22:35] <@TheGM> just to let everyone else know [22:35] trying to find a template is hard. 01[22:35] <@TheGM> let’s try to get everyone else involved next session [22:36] yea [22:36] maybe annouce it earlier 01[22:36] <@TheGM> hey is muscovia mentioned in your bio des? 01[22:36] <@TheGM> ill try to arrive on time next time :P [22:36] it is not [22:36] but gilead is located in it 01[22:36] <@TheGM> no? ah well [22:36] so I'm going to have to rewrite some of it 01[22:36] <@TheGM> ah i see [22:37] gilead is the capital 01[22:37] <@TheGM> but the place was civilized enough to have houses and fairies that ate firewood and looked after them apparently ^^ [22:38] lol [22:38] the only thing looking remotely appealing is the draconic template [22:38] are you half fiend? [22:38] half fiend is a pretty powerful template 01[22:38] <@TheGM> rylin, go for something associated with chaos [22:39] hence the level adjustment 01[22:39] <@TheGM> doesn’t have to be ‘demon’ [22:39] oh lol [22:39] con is 17 [22:39] i miswrote it [22:39] half fiend is very powerful. 01[22:39] <@TheGM> im allowing LA but higher ECL means you’ll level a lot slower than everyone else... I’ 01[22:39] <@TheGM> I’ 01[22:39] <@TheGM> bah [22:39] some of its things don't suit my purposes though. 01[22:39] <@TheGM> I’ll also allow LA buy off but it goes by the rules in SRD [22:40] lol [22:40] i might have been a hound archon knight [22:40] +5 LA [22:40] but the stuff it gets is pretty cool [22:40] greater teleport at will? [22:40] For example, I have no use for wings or any abilities. [22:40] no rylin [22:40] there is ALWAYS [22:40] a use for wings 01[22:40] <@TheGM> hes talking about fluff [22:41] lol 01[22:41] <@TheGM> rylin, anyway, id suggest asking around giantitp for some suggestions 01[22:41] <@TheGM> specify what you want 01[22:41] <@TheGM> if you want a demonic ground bound bashy guy (which is what im guessing you want), say you want that [22:41] Will do. 01[22:42] <@TheGM> i don’t think all demons need wings, its kind of silly... demon imo means eldritch horror which means aberration of the cosmos that has so many different forms its incomprehensible :P [22:42] lol originally i wanted to play like a NG knight [22:42] that was battlehardened and cynical 01[22:42] <@TheGM> isn’t that what you are laz? 01[22:42] <@TheGM> :P [22:42] how much xp do we get for this session? [22:42] kind of [22:42] but now we're just [22:42] now me and dey are like [22:42] fanatical former secret police [22:43] of a totalitarian state 01[22:43] <@TheGM> hehe... so that whole war was a civil war you said? [22:43] that may or may not have been russia [22:43] yea [22:43] overthrew king iosef 01[22:43] <@TheGM> you said that you want to protect other kingdoms from being conquored though [22:43] and since they ushered in 'elections' and 'freedoms' [22:43] oh 01[22:43] <@TheGM> are you still into that? [22:43] lol i had better fix some stuff 01[22:43] <@TheGM> hehe [22:43] character is quite a bit different than I had intended 01[22:44] <@TheGM> rylin... you get 100 additional xp for the gather information stuff 01[22:44] <@TheGM> so that’s 150xp total 01[22:44] <@TheGM> considering there was no xp last session, that’s quite a move forward :P [22:44] you got 50xp for beating yourself 01[22:44] <@TheGM> no rylin doesn’t get 50xp for that :P 01[22:44] <@TheGM> rylin only gets 100xp 01[22:45] <@TheGM> unless of course he is a saiyan... saiyans become stronger whenever they lose! 01[22:45] <@TheGM> haaaa! [22:45] oh jeez [22:45] mirra will be overworked 01[22:45] <@TheGM> heh 01[22:45] <@TheGM> mirra’s hawt :D 01[22:46] <@TheGM> we should get some people on deviant art to draw your characters lol [22:46] hmm 01[22:47] <@TheGM> costs money though lol 01[22:47] <@TheGM> doing commissions and what not [22:47] yes [22:47] I'll draw my own 01[22:47] <@TheGM> you can draw? i sure as hell can’t :P [22:48] I'm not the best artist in the world, but I've been practicing. 01[22:48] <@TheGM> my drawing of opelh von is hilarious [22:48] i have pictures of a dragonborn [22:48] a knight [22:48] and a dragoon [22:48] but i need them all together 01[22:48] <@TheGM> o nc 01[22:48] <@TheGM> dragoon isn’t actually a class in D&D 01[22:48] <@TheGM> i don’t think 01[22:49] <@TheGM> when i homebrewed ‘dragoon’ from 8-bit theater, i followed the suggestion of using the dragon slayer prc 01[22:49] <@TheGM> from draconomicon 01[22:49] <@TheGM> also extraordinary ability to leap like crazy [22:49] no [22:49] really? 01[22:50] <@TheGM> yah ive done hombrew :P [22:50] this class is meant to be a dragoon [22:50] the one i'm playing 01[22:50] <@TheGM> you said it was a shocktrooper 01[22:50] <@TheGM> dragoon is fluff i imagine [22:50] actual role [22:50] well [22:50] it functions like a dragoon both as a ff class and a historical dragoon 01[22:50] <@TheGM> ah i see [22:50] but it's basically a shock trooper as in fast moving, high damage, but low armor (eventually) 01[22:50] <@TheGM> not a dragoon from starcraft? ^^ [22:51] :/ [22:51] i'm terrible at range 01[22:51] <@TheGM> that’s cool 01[22:51] <@TheGM> not like the four limbed giant mech? [22:51] like the whole running on walls, high jump, flying abilities 01[22:51] <@TheGM> your guy can fly? [22:51] I'll be cool after my template is applied. [22:51] not yet 01[22:51] <@TheGM> or is that later on 01[22:51] <@TheGM> o i c [22:51] but the whole thing is to imitate the dragoon class 01[22:51] <@TheGM> cool [22:51] and the whole riding on a horse mounted is to imitate the knight/historical dragoon [22:51] lol [22:51] i've never been in combat yet 01[22:51] <@TheGM> hehe 01[22:52] <@TheGM> except a lot of noobs would think you were a paladin since your mount is sentient [22:52] oh yea [22:52] the sentient thing happened in a previous campaign 01[22:52] <@TheGM> previous campaign? o rly [22:52] so i thought thought why not, might be useful 01[22:52] <@TheGM> like an actual campaign you did? [22:52] yea dey had a sentient mount [22:52] yea a RL campaign we had over the summer [22:53] me dey and a few other guys 01[22:53] <@TheGM> o cool [22:53] pretty crazy 01[22:53] <@TheGM> with huhwhathappened? [22:53] he was originally a dwarf [22:53] no 01[22:53] <@TheGM> ah [22:53] we don't know anyone else here in RL 01[22:53] <@TheGM> ah [22:53] who turned into a gnoll, then a stone giant, then a half dragoon 01[22:53] <@TheGM> sounds wild [22:53] i was a homeless gold dragon [22:53] it was pretty crazy 01[22:53] <@TheGM> hehe 01[22:56] <@TheGM> so im gonna have to be on the ball about arranging the next time for a session [22:56] yes 01[22:56] <@TheGM> this time i was all like ‘whatever, friday’ [22:56] maybe make an annoucement in a day or two 01[22:56] <@TheGM> sure [22:56] so everyone has a couple of days to realize when to arrive 01[22:57] <@TheGM> but you guys should let me know when you’re available... id like to get everyone on 01[22:57] <@TheGM> too bad fiend left 01[22:57] <@TheGM> well, time to play eve online :P [22:58] alright [22:58] have fun [23:00] ooa 01[23:02] <@TheGM> every time i die - champing at the bit 01[23:02] <@TheGM> good song 01[23:02] <@TheGM> :) 01[23:02] <@TheGM> alright seeya Session Close: Fri Oct 23 23:03:15 2009 Session Start: Sun Nov 01 10:33:44 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[10:33] * Now talking in #usurperschat 03[11:15] * Siriand (~Siriand@98.216.253.73) has joined #usurperschat [11:16] where is everyone? 02[11:17] * Siriand (~Siriand@98.216.253.73) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[11:32] * Kord (~Kord@98.216.243.219) has joined #usurperschat [11:32] What's up [11:33] I don't think I'll be able to play, I've got a wake to go to. [11:33] 4-8 [11:33] EST [11:34] Solidsamurai [11:35] TheGM [11:35] I AM AWAKENING YOU [11:35] ASDF [11:35] OMGF [11:35] HULLO [11:35] I'm only going for an hour [11:35] so... [11:35] 12-1 PST [11:35] I might be a bit later or earlier 02[11:36] * Kord (~Kord@98.216.243.219) Quit (Quit: WTF DUDE GET UP) 03[11:49] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat [11:50] ss you there? 01[12:14] <@TheGM> so kord's out 01[12:14] <@TheGM> who else is out? :P [12:14] ionno [12:14] I'm the only one here [12:14] :O 01[12:14] <@TheGM> i can see that >:l [12:15] while you're here do you wanna look over my char sheet? 01[12:15] <@TheGM> sure [12:15] I applied a half-fiend template 01[12:15] <@TheGM> your the barb right? [12:15] yeah 01[12:15] <@TheGM> you coulda also gone for hell bred... I was going to let you know much earlier but I didn't get around to it :P 01[12:16] <@TheGM> link to char? [12:17] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=161004 [12:18] My ECL is 9 because of a +4 LA, so either I can regress my class level to level 1, or I can not level up until 36000 exp 01[12:18] <@TheGM> go for the latter... im being nice :) [12:18] :D 01[12:19] <@TheGM> also it makes more sense... say your a talented warrior and then suddenly bam one day your a half fiend and you have amnesia [12:19] happens 01[12:19] <@TheGM> :D 01[12:19] <@TheGM> +4 LA is a lot lol 01[12:19] <@TheGM> no racial HD i presume 01[12:20] <@TheGM> ? [12:20] I used humanoid [12:20] d8 01[12:20] <@TheGM> how many HD? :P [12:21] 8 01[12:21] <@TheGM> could you link template actually? [12:21] I was unsure, so I just stuck with that number and everything worked out. [12:21] and yes I could. 01[12:21] <@TheGM> cool [12:21] http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/we/20060630a [12:21] it allowed for some changes to occur [12:23] I redistributed the ability points based on a Hezrou [12:23] everything else modeled the Hezrou too 03[12:23] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[12:24] * refriedbuild (~email@bas8-london14-1177711620.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #usurperschat 02[12:24] * refriedbuild (~email@bas8-london14-1177711620.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit) [12:24] I left out powers because I knew it didn't fit the role and to make up for my nat armor [12:24] hey guys wats goin on in dis thred [12:24] oh wow [12:24] forgot to edit my nat armor [12:24] decided to have 2 claws, but no fangs 01[12:25] <@TheGM> did you make a custom fiend or just a generic fiend? 01[12:25] <@TheGM> because your CON is higher than +2 :P [12:25] where is everybody? >.> [12:25] I used hezrou 01[12:25] <@TheGM> a cool 01[12:25] <@TheGM> hezrou are those fat demons right? [12:26] hezrous have incredible con [12:26] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/demon.htm#hezrou 01[12:26] <@TheGM> hehe 01[12:26] <@TheGM> then again so does Tanky the Organic Tank [12:27] I think a noticeable improvement is my spell resistence 01[12:27] <@TheGM> on second thought, hezrou look like lambent in gears of war only even more muscular 01[12:27] <@TheGM> if that were possible [12:27] guys, did i miss something? [12:27] not really 01[12:27] <@TheGM> yah SR is great for barbs 01[12:27] <@TheGM> you missed nothing siri [12:28] and where is everyone? isn't it like 13:30 PST? [12:28] or 12:30 [12:28] It is 12:30 01[12:28] <@TheGM> no idea... ive been peaking at the channel since 10:30 [12:28] He said 12 so I showed up at 3 [12:28] yeah i showed up at 2:00, then noticed he changed the time 01[12:28] <@TheGM> i checked in at 10:30 in case nobody caught on to my last minute notice of 12:00 :P [12:29] well if no one else is here i'll probably not leave the tab up. ding me when more people get here. >.> [12:29] everyone is too hung over from last night :P 01[12:29] <@TheGM> last night was halloween 01[12:29] <@TheGM> darn hallow's eve! 01[12:30] <@TheGM> halloween only brings torment 01[12:30] <@TheGM> it brings me candy which softens the stools... tmi? [12:30] I never got any candy >.> 01[12:30] <@TheGM> shoulda bought some for shits [12:30] no, we'd love to hear more about your softened feces. please continue [12:31] ehh 01[12:31] <@TheGM> my feces were soft, i can continue thus no further [12:31] went to party last night [12:31] tried to drink gallon of milk in hour [12:31] did not work 01[12:31] <@TheGM> ouch 01[12:31] <@TheGM> how many liters is a gallon? [12:31] i want to say 16 but that's probably not right [12:31] 3.8 01[12:31] <@TheGM> 16 jugs? 01[12:31] <@TheGM> 4 jugs? still ouch [12:32] I think [12:32] or is it 2.8 [12:32] lemme check [12:32] nope it is 3.8 [12:32] Anyway, I got 7/8ths of the way in [12:33] I could bear that [12:33] it was the extra 1/8 that got me. [12:33] then your stomach exploded! amirite? [12:33] exploded upward [12:33] I'm hungry... [12:33] hurrr [12:34] and I want to test out my character [12:34] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=161004 [12:34] check that out [12:34] oh. half-fiend. is that why you keep trying to kill us? >.> [12:34] perhaps [12:35] just applied the template yesterday [12:35] so now I'm a certified badass [12:35] damn you and your super-high CON score! 01[12:35] <@TheGM> for the record, he only tried to kill you guys once, you can still be friends! 01[12:35] <@TheGM> :D [12:35] i'm buying some manacles, he's gonna wear them when he goes to sleep from now on. [12:35] I have to be chaotic evil in battle, but that's not very different from being a frenzied berserker. [12:36] I have 22 str lol 01[12:36] <@TheGM> so your no longing going for FB? [12:36] I might be able to bust through 'em. [12:36] masterwork manacles [12:36] I am. [12:36] Just I'll have to get it when everyone else is level 10 01[12:36] <@TheGM> apollo, speaking of STR there was a guy that went half minotaur for LA +2 and somehow ended up with 42 STR 01[12:36] <@TheGM> but his hp was terrible 01[12:36] <@TheGM> he could knock down a brick wall [12:36] Yeah, I could of piled +8 into str [12:37] more than that even 01[12:37] <@TheGM> erm... knocked down a steel wall if he hit it enough times [12:37] 26 is enough to knock down walls 01[12:37] <@TheGM> brick walls, yah id say 01[12:37] <@TheGM> breaking chains is STR check 24 though 01[12:37] <@TheGM> so if you have 18 STR it takes 2 minutes to break them [12:37] what about MW manacles? 01[12:37] <@TheGM> gotta check SRD [12:37] I could always rage [12:38] +4 to str [12:38] and +4 to con [12:38] meaning I'd have 28 con 03[12:38] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@70.32.51.47) has joined #usurperschat [12:38] lolololo [12:38] http://zip.4chan.org/x/res/2946951.html [12:38] hi [12:38] Behold! 01[12:38] <@TheGM> wait breaking chain is STR 26 check [12:38] sorry i'm late [12:38] My masterpiece! 01[12:38] <@TheGM> breaking masterwork manacles is STR 28 check [12:38] A successfully derailed thread with minimal effort! 01[12:38] <@TheGM> so you need 24 STR to do it 01[12:38] <@TheGM> erm... 26 str [12:39] so if I raged 01[12:39] <@TheGM> yah basically [12:39] the best part of being a half-fiend is the speical abilities [12:39] did I miss anything? 01[12:39] <@TheGM> there's no telling how much xp you can net from fighting your allies [12:39] i don't suppose i could hire someone to put a spell on the chains so they make a really loud sound when broken? >.> [12:39] I'm immune to poison and resistant to like everything. 01[12:39] <@TheGM> always good to come prepared siriand [12:40] because if he wakes up in the middle of the night and starts smashing stuff, i want to know. >.> [12:40] I also have a 5 point dmg reduction against magic. [12:40] damn it, where are dey and deschain? [12:40] to boot, I have two claws that are considered magic weapons :D [12:41] And an AC of 23 [12:41] well i don't need to roll attack rolls 01[12:41] <@TheGM> you can probably find a wizard to enchant your manacles, but it might take a while to find someone willing to contact you [12:41] Yeah, dey's spells aren't going to be as effective anymore. [12:41] so has nothing happend at all? [12:41] hey did i miss anything last session or did it end at the same time i left? [12:42] I have spell resistence 18 and 13 dex [12:42] nah, you're cool fiend, apollo just added a half-fiend template to his character [12:42] ok [12:42] last week did anything happen? [12:42] weren't you there? [12:42] oh wait no [12:42] i remember now 01[12:42] <@TheGM> last week apollo freaked out and woke everyone up in the inn [12:42] you left just before SS came [12:42] I say we make kord pay for the manacles [12:42] yeah, that [12:42] apollo owes the manager 100 gold [12:42] that was it [12:43] nah [12:43] I think dey payed it [12:43] oh right [12:43] someone paid it [12:43] dey sold him bugbear flesh. >.> 03[12:43] * Apollo is now known as Rylin 01[12:43] <@TheGM> i haven't got kord's gp written down [12:43] Shae proably would have done nothing [12:43] He took all 490 pieces of gp I had left D: [12:45] you had it coming [12:45] being possessed by a demon and shit [12:45] so rylin screamed some woke everybody up and broke some stuff? [12:45] he was possessed [12:45] ok [12:45] he randomly turns into a sociopathic CE half-demon at inconvenient times [12:45] so he broke stuff [12:46] yes [12:46] like? [12:46] It'd be convienent during a battle 01[12:46] <@TheGM> have any of you been keeping a journal of all of the events? 01[12:46] <@TheGM> :P [12:46] no, but that's a good idea 01[12:46] <@TheGM> yah it is isn't it 01[12:46] <@TheGM> lolz [12:46] I've been recording anything that my character needs to know 01[12:46] <@TheGM> i nearly forgot about kensington 01[12:46] <@TheGM> yah that's important [12:46] yeah, we should keep IC journals so we don't forget stuff [12:47] shit i need to write an essay. ding me when moar people get here [12:47] My guy is illiterate. [12:47] derp, really? [12:47] he's a barb [12:48] ya [12:48] barbs can't read [12:48] true but... you didn't put points into it? [12:48] it's only like 2 skill points [12:48] find I'll put 2 points in it [12:48] fine* [12:48] I have a couple hanging around left over from my template 01[12:48] <@TheGM> dude, if you want you can make your journal interpretive dance 01[12:49] <@TheGM> filled with hulk speak [12:49] derp? 01[12:49] <@TheGM> search tv tropes hulk speak :P [12:49] FUCK TVTROPES [12:49] lol 01[12:49] <@TheGM> if you can't read lol [12:49] that site is fucking addictive 01[12:49] <@TheGM> it is ain't it [12:49] i lost the better part of two afternoons there last week [12:49] three afternoons maybe [12:49] four? [12:49] i don't remember 01[12:50] <@TheGM> i keep looking at tv tropes for any novels ive read... luckily they're all famous novels 01[12:50] <@TheGM> if they have no entry, take for robert frost for example, then it's really depressing 01[12:50] <@TheGM> not that i read poetry :P [12:51] TVTropes is how i learned that Half-Life: Fulllife Consequences was a fanfic before it was a video [12:51] and how I found Halo: Halos in Space and Metal Gear Solid: Fight of the Metal Gears 01[12:51] <@TheGM> i learned that from reading the vid description >_> [12:51] i didn't notice that part of the description. >.> [12:52] it was written by a troll. :D [12:52] he was pretending to be an 8-year-old french-canadian trying to learn English by writing fanfic 01[12:52] <@TheGM> tvtropes is how learned about mel brooks music video dance involving hitler rapping... very obscure, very 80s, rather sensual 01[12:52] <@TheGM> :D [12:52] wat 01[12:53] <@TheGM> sounded like a pretty elaborate joke, full life consequences [12:53] it was 01[12:53] <@TheGM> not to mention all that other crap... 'pushing the city into the portal so that it was saved' 01[12:54] <@TheGM> and the pants were all dead [12:55] "Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly." 01[12:55] <@TheGM> master chief is a robot and he flies, oh the mysteries of lore unvealed! [12:55] "Rain Strife who was Cloud Strifes brother was one day near Midgar in a city that was small called Strifetown were Cloud Strife was born in and Rain Strife too." 01[12:56] <@TheGM> indeed, so many finite details of the lore the original writers forgot 01[12:56] <@TheGM> UNVEALED [12:56] actually they do tell you where Cloud was born 01[12:56] <@TheGM> o rly [12:56] and it's not called "strifetown" [12:56] yeah, nibblehime or something 01[12:57] <@TheGM> o rly (>^0.o^)> 01[12:57] <@TheGM> never played FF7 sadly [12:58] "Solid Snake was old and died before and his kid Jake Snake had to do things now for the world. Jake Snake growed up with Solid Snake and helped him beat metal gears but now Solid Snake was not there anymore and only Jake Snake was." 03[12:58] * Environment (Sapere@rrdhcp254-25.redrover.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [12:58] http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2946083/1/Metal_Gear_Solid_Fight_of_Metal_Gears 01[12:58] <@TheGM> jake the snake 01[12:59] <@TheGM> snaaaaaake!! 'Who are you talking to? My dad's not here.' Uhm, I mean to say, jaaaaake! 'My name is Jake!' I'm not talking to you. 01[12:59] <@TheGM> get off the channel foo' [13:01] if Environment is joining channels, does that mean deschain is here? 01[13:01] <@TheGM> maybe [13:01] I hope so [13:01] DESCHAIN YOU LAZY ASSHOLE GET IN HERE we needz moar peeplz [13:01] DEEESSSSSSSCHAAAINN [13:01] I wanna kill some people in a blood thirsty rampage [13:02] i want to cut your head off and eat it. i bet half-fiend tastes like chicke [13:02] chicken [13:02] So my guys is already tougher than an elephant or tyrannosaurus. [13:02] I DARE YOU TO FIGHT A TYRANNOUSAURSSW [13:02] it will eat you alive 01[13:03] <@TheGM> what about a truckosaurus? [13:03] lol [13:03] TRUCKOSAURUS 01[13:03] <@TheGM> its got DR/steel :P [13:03] is that like a truck with scales? [13:03] I have 4 more points than it does in con :D [13:03] when I rage [13:03] wait [13:03] I have 6 more 01[13:03] <@TheGM> its like a truck construct remade in the shape of a tyrannosaurus :P [13:03] lolo [13:03] that's dumb [13:03] no wait [13:03] 8 more [13:03] my bad [13:03] damn [13:03] I was thinking str [13:03] i need to deconstruct two songs 01[13:03] <@TheGM> it can still eat you alive :P [13:04] for english class 01[13:04] <@TheGM> swallow whole biznitch [13:04] whcih should i use? 01[13:04] <@TheGM> is it any old song siriand? [13:04] meh 01[13:04] <@TheGM> i suggest frizzle fry by primus [13:04] I'm going to have to [13:04] sounds like crap [13:04] i'll be back in about an hour [13:04] Anyway 01[13:04] <@TheGM> deconstructing songs can be fun lolz [13:04] bye [13:05] yeah but i gotta do a 6-paragraph essay on it [13:05] when I rage I'm 6 points away from a tarrasque's con [13:05] brb google and itunes 01[13:05] <@TheGM> tarrasques are invincible though so CON has no concept to them :P [13:05] tarrasques are immortal [13:05] IMMORTAL [13:05] IMMORTAL 01[13:06] <@TheGM> indeed [13:06] IMMORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL [13:06] so am I as a FB level 4 [13:06] yeah, and then you run out of frenzy and DIE [13:06] Yeah, but my con is so high that running out of renzy would take like 20 turns. [13:06] you can cut a tarrasque into tiny pieces and it will STILL fucking regenerate [13:06] so you don't die in combat. you die out of it [13:06] pretty much [13:07] which is pathetic [13:07] what kind of viking are you? [13:07] but as a FB I'll be able to kill a torrasque in a single blow... Or well, drain its hp. [13:07] and then it regenerates later and you DIE [13:08] lemme check something [13:12] oh wait [13:12] I remember [13:12] at level 6 a FB gets +10 to str [13:12] +4 from barb [13:12] +14 [13:12] I'd have 36 str [13:13] so what would your grapple mod be? [13:13] ionno 01[13:13] <@TheGM> still not the same as that LA +2 half minotaur with 42 [13:13] at level 6 i can turn into a constrictor naga with +15 to grapple. 01[13:13] <@TheGM> so +13, that's +28 to grapple [13:13] shit [13:14] i should've put more points into STR. ._. [13:14] lol [13:14] don't beat yourself up [13:14] I'm half-demon [13:14] yeah but my STR is 8 [13:14] I have 8 in wis [13:14] so even with +15 to grapple, it's only +13 because of my shitty STR [13:14] so do I. D: [13:15] Everything else is normal or above. [13:15] WIS and STR are my dump stats [13:15] the only ones totally useless to me [13:15] wis is useless to me [13:15] O.o [13:15] I didn't feel like being stupid so I put 2 points into int 01[13:16] <@TheGM> well people will still think your stupid if you can't read [13:16] DEX for dodging, CHA for talking and invocation DC, CON for HP and breath DC, and INT for um... oh well that's useless too, but i think i made it a 12 or 13 01[13:16] <@TheGM> heh [13:16] I'm literate now 01[13:16] <@TheGM> ah 01[13:16] <@TheGM> thing is, if your strong enough im sure no npc will think twice about calling you stupid [13:16] it is A B ¿ F ? Que [13:17] damn it, where the hell are deschain and dey? [13:17] I'm an outsider [13:17] D: [13:17] and while i'm wondering where people are, where the hell is anoiktos? [13:17] They called me stupid when I was little. 01[13:17] <@TheGM> no idea... do you guys remember last session [13:18] well we can't do anything without dey and deschain [13:18] well [13:18] we can kill stuff 01[13:18] <@TheGM> and roleplay [13:18] let's kill stuff 06[13:19] * @TheGM gives a wink 01[13:19] <@TheGM> alright so you have those desert horses [13:19] we do? [13:19] i thought those were extra expensive 01[13:20] <@TheGM> write this down... desert horses are just like heavy warhorses, except that they have 21 CON 01[13:20] <@TheGM> nah kord payed for them 01[13:20] <@TheGM> he dumped a huge bag in front the merchant and then it took a while to clean it all up [13:20] with the money he stole from me [13:20] :> [13:20] wait so [13:20] what about all those regular heavy horses i bought? D: 01[13:20] <@TheGM> you bought regular heavy horses? [13:21] yeah i was buying wagons and shit, remember? 01[13:21] <@TheGM> did you blow all your cash on that? [13:21] fiendwurm [13:21] we're starting [13:21] no 01[13:21] <@TheGM> alright well you could always resell it [13:21] Since my guy doesn't know how to ride I guess he'll just walk alongside 'em. [13:22] No, i've got a caravan. [13:22] So you can sit in the wagons. [13:22] what about food? [13:22] I like food [13:22] what about food? [13:22] I like to eat it [13:22] mmmm [13:22] right so i have an essay to write [13:23] ding me when you need me [13:24] Imma go get foooood 01[13:25] <@TheGM> so you guys don't wanna learn about any cultists? [13:25] I wanna kill cultists 01[13:25] <@TheGM> but there's no cultists in roheime [13:25] we have to learn about them, don't we? [13:25] oh dear [13:25] sorry i am a little busy in class [13:26] we have to leave the safety? D: 01[13:26] <@TheGM> one would presume so siri [13:26] you guys can totally do stuff [13:26] oh thanks deschain [13:26] damn it man, what are you doing in class? [13:26] exam on monday [13:26] gtfo of class [13:26] D&D is more important. 01[13:26] <@TheGM> haha [13:26] it is [13:26] you're a nerd [13:26] you don't have to study! [13:27] dey should at least come [13:27] you guys can move the plot along [13:27] if you need combat [13:27] i can join in [13:28] did i miss anything after i left last session? 03[13:28] * Environment is now known as Deschain [13:29] we're not going to need you in combat really [13:29] we could use mirra 03[13:29] * Environment (Sapere@rrdhcp254-25.redrover.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [13:29] #usurperscombat [13:30] lol [13:30] i guess not [13:30] lol [13:30] although it would be wise [13:31] I have 26 con and 22 str, we'll be fine. [13:31] dank place? aren't we in a desert town? >.> 01[13:32] <@TheGM> erm... dirty, dark, y'know 01[13:32] <@TheGM> people still drink water 01[13:32] <@TheGM> they have sewers, remembeR? [13:32] we're in the sewers right now? 01[13:32] <@TheGM> some of the sewers don't reach everywhere 01[13:32] <@TheGM> no your not in the sewers [13:32] your AC is shit [13:32] My AC is 23 [13:32] also you're kind of limited in options [13:32] is it? [13:33] Yeah [13:33] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=161004 01[13:33] <@TheGM> some of the sewers don't reach everywhere, so in some particularly run down areas of roheime are dung pits [13:33] ah [13:33] what' [13:33] is your LA for a half fiend template? [13:33] +4 xD [13:33] HAHAHAHA [13:34] really? [13:34] ... [13:34] I'm just not going to level up until 36k exp [13:34] you are then a level 1 barbarian 01[13:34] <@TheGM> it's gonna take him a little while to level up [13:34] http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-fiend [13:34] damn man, you're not getting to level 6 ever 01[13:34] <@TheGM> im pretty liberal [13:34] i'm assuming you used this? [13:34] Not quite 01[13:34] <@TheGM> he went for the wizard's custom half fiend [13:34] well if you're an LA of 4 [13:35] then you're a barbarian of the first level [13:35] There's a second way to pay it off though. [13:35] so your attack bonus is 1 [13:35] you can buy off one level at like...12 or something [13:35] and that's through exp. [13:35] Anyway [13:35] I have yet to buy it off. [13:36] but yea your stats should be of a level 1 barbarian 01[13:36] <@TheGM> you'll have to wait 3 levels to buy it off rylin [13:36] including hit die [13:36] Indeed. [13:36] so you should have about 19 HP [13:36] Naw, he's allowing me to be ECL 9 [13:36] he added the template later, that's why he grew a claw last session [13:36] hmm [13:36] so now he's stuck at ECL 9 for the next 4 levels [13:37] while we get awesome and he gets nowhere [13:37] almost as powerful then i guess [13:37] indeed [13:37] alright you guys continue the plot then [13:37] let's kill some stuff ya... [13:37] i too will be semi-afk like deschain because i'm supposed to be writing an essay. so if ding me if you need me [13:37] i know [13:37] can we go on a side-plot? [13:37] WOO SIDE-PLOT [13:37] like a mission or something? [13:38] slay the dragon or any other cliche quests [13:38] yes, i propose we wander the town and ask for errands to do. everyone knows that's how fantasy heros work [13:38] fight things [13:38] let us fight things [13:38] if not I'll kill this man [13:38] he looked at me the wrong way [13:39] also [13:39] someone on /tg/ drew my character [13:39] 'sort of' [13:39] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1257106602341.jpg [13:39] where are the dragon bits? [13:39] the hell does ahlms mean? [13:39] ah [13:39] that's cool 01[13:40] <@TheGM> how much gp did you give em [13:40] 5 [13:40] helmet [13:40] it's actually for another character, but that chracter has a muzzle so the helmet is kind of the same [13:45] the fuck is Kret'nch? 01[13:45] <@TheGM> write it off your sheet, des 01[13:45] <@TheGM> you got no idea siri [13:45] so it's not something that's common knowledge? [13:46] too bad we don't have a bard [13:46] yeah that'd be helpful [13:48] mirra would probably know [13:49] wait other people heard what we were saying? [13:49] apparently it is a drug [13:51] siri, what is your int O.o [13:51] INT? um... [13:51] ooo [13:51] I know [13:52] we should get kord to try it [13:52] 13 [13:52] Unless you mean intimidate [13:52] you should be smart enough to figure out it is a drug. [13:52] Oh I know it's a drug. [13:52] oh [13:52] -.- [13:52] we should still get kord to try it [13:53] :D [13:53] <3 [13:54] I'm immune to poison lol [13:55] so it probably wouldn't of worked on me [13:55] wait [13:56] if I'm immune to poison, does that extend to alcohol? [13:56] it looks like a root, right? [13:56] it should [13:56] duuuude [13:56] I had a great fund raising idea. [13:56] I could challenge people to a drinking contest. [13:56] DO IT FAGGOT [13:56] right after we see kord go loopy or w/e 01[13:56] <@TheGM> yah its leafy root [13:57] mother fucker 01[13:57] <@TheGM> alright guys im afk 01[13:57] <@TheGM> CLIFF HANGER!! 01[13:57] <@TheGM> gotta have lunch [13:57] D: [13:57] god damn it [13:57] It is 4:57 [13:57] well i'm rolling intimidate now [13:57] roll 1d20+17 [13:57] 0,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+17 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{30} [13:58] wow [13:58] +17 for what? [13:58] 8 ranks, +6 from Beguiling Influence, +3 from CHA [13:58] And why intimidate him when I could just pick him up and throw him. [13:58] Because it draws a smaller crowd. >.> [13:58] you got a 30! [13:59] I'd say you'd get a lot of attention. [13:59] No, because I was only targeting him. >.> [13:59] Whereas if you pick him up and throw him, we gotta deal with the guards. [13:59] mmm [13:59] guards [14:00] I'm a half-fiend, what could they possibly do? [14:00] you would be surprised [14:00] Throw us out of town. >.> [14:00] but let us go [14:00] and cleanse evil i guess [14:00] I would eat their socks. [14:00] could we get mirra to find out what happened to kord? [14:00] overdose obviously [14:01] or something 01[14:01] <@TheGM> afk guys [14:01] awwwwwwwww [14:01] kk [14:01] in the old country, drugs were expressively forbidden [14:01] I wish I remembered the old country -.- [14:01] you are not from old country [14:01] You're not from the old country. [14:01] Where is the old country. [14:01] Or else you would talk with funny accent and act like Russian. [14:02] deschain [14:02] we figured out how to get an endless amount of money. [14:02] we challenge people in pubs to a drinking contest [14:02] Since I'm immune to poison well... I can't get drunk. [14:03] Yeah but sooner or later people will catch on. [14:03] And they won't bet anymore. [14:03] Or they'll try to break your kneecaps for cheating them. [14:03] One or the other. [14:03] Also, if you've got a permanent claw, shouldn't you cover that up with gloves or something? [14:03] yeah probably. [14:03] I hide my scales under my shirt. >.> [14:03] you expect people to keep their world [14:03] word* [14:03] the old country is far to the north [14:03] they'll pass out and all we have to do is take their money [14:04] a land of winter and harshness [14:04] Yeah, that's a good idea. [14:04] But what I mean is eventually everyone will KNOW you never get drunk. [14:04] What are they going to do about it? [14:04] And since it's a bar, it's gonna be full of unsavory types who will eventually want revenge for getting cheated. [14:04] Well for one they'll stop answering your challenges. >.> [14:05] So we'd have to find another bar, in another city, and hope word doesn't travel. [14:05] and then we mov eon to the next village [14:05] we could still challenge orcs [14:05] or half-orcs [14:05] But there's a silver lining: When they come to break your kneecaps, we get to kill them. :D [14:05] indeed :D [14:05] self defense [14:06] Then we have Dey cut them into pieces and sell them as furry beef! [14:06] we we could get a good amount of money out of it [14:06] only one problem [14:06] we'll have to rid ourselves of mirra [14:06] she is lawful good >.> [14:06] lawful? really? [14:06] I know right. [14:06] no, she's neutral [14:06] so as long as we don't tell her it's all good [14:06] neutral good i mean [14:07] oh [14:07] Someone was lawful good I thought. [14:07] des and dey are LG [14:07] we are Old Country LG [14:07] which i'm pretty sure anywhere else [14:07] but they've got a twisted perception of LG due to being a former part of their nations secret police. >.> [14:07] is like LE [14:07] or LN [14:07] Oh, so we go together just fine then. :D [14:07] or maybe CG [14:07] or CE [14:07] our alignment is "Old Country" [14:08] I don't think selling butchered bugbear as furry beef is something a CG character would do. [14:08] Especially if it was as an excuse to avoid paying for damages. [14:08] I could see N or LE, maybe LE, but not good. >.> [14:08] neutral good more like [14:08] err [14:08] wait [14:08] maybe LN [14:08] true neutral* [14:08] i meant [14:10] Des [14:10] behold [14:10] my masterpiece! [14:10] http://zip.4chan.org/x/res/2946951.html#2947183 [14:11] a successful filename thread! [14:11] ? [14:11] oh god /x/ [14:11] a filename thread is where you use reaction images with the wrong filename [14:11] hmm i think GM is back [14:11] As do I. [14:12] I think we should check out kord [14:12] As do I. [14:12] Then we should find this guy's supplier. [14:12] Let's kill them all and steal their money. [14:13] We'll kill his supplier if we find him alone. [14:13] waiiit [14:13] But we're not killing the people around us. >.> [14:13] let's talk to whoever is in charge and offer our services to help rid the problem in exchange for a fee. [14:13] How do we know it's a problem? [14:14] because you can intimidate him into it [14:14] right so [14:14] or because there will be a problem if there isn't a problem. [14:14] we demand liberty to do what we want to the guy, and in return no more whats-it-called [14:15] We should get diplomatic immunity [14:15] Maybe Mirra should take a look at him. [14:15] And yes, diplomatic immunity. [14:15] We can say we're representatives from the Old Country assisting Des in an important mission. [14:16] wait what happened to his skin? [14:16] ionno [14:16] don't really care [14:19] Find supplier. [14:19] Stop drugs. [14:19] Use of violence acceptable to stop corruption among people. [14:19] Get diplomatic immunity first. [14:20] I don't want to be in a legal tangle [14:20] Which is why we need diplomatic immunity. [14:20] They can't touch us if we've got it. [14:25] roll 1d20+17 [14:25] 0,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+17 --> 10,1[ 1d20=8 ]8,1{25} [14:25] hurray for high intimidate [14:26] legal? [14:26] WE ARE LEGAL [14:26] another GP lost :/ [14:27] pick it up [14:27] are there any guards in sight? 01[14:27] <@TheGM> you could travel to the markets [14:28] Then we travel to the markets! We must find a guard. [14:28] It isn't my fault I'm poor. [14:28] Yes it is. [14:28] kord stole all my money D: [14:29] That's your fault. [14:29] I was passed out at the time. [14:29] is that, by chance, an inn? [14:30] You're not challenging anyone now. [14:30] We need to find a guard. To the marketplace! [14:33] i can go between sociopath and gentleman at will. woo for high intimidate AND diplomacy! :D [14:38] I can only do one [14:38] intimidate? [14:39] yeahh... [14:39] WHat's your mod to it? [14:39] 9 [14:39] Also, let's go to that tent now! [14:39] derp [14:39] we offer services [14:39] to him [14:39] and as a fellow policeman [14:39] me and dey have a rigorous understanding [14:40] We go to the guard, and then we negotiate for immunity. [14:40] of how to apply he law [14:40] you handle that [14:40] just tell him that [14:40] I'll handle the killing [14:41] We head towards the markings that point out the captain's office, I suppose. [14:42] What do we tell them? We've obviously not got an appointment or anything. [14:43] that we have an appointment [14:43] hrm [14:43] well my bluff is 17 [14:43] fine [14:43] we'll tell them that we demand to speak to the captain [14:45] who's the small man with wings? 01[14:45] <@TheGM> dey [14:45] he has wings? 01[14:45] <@TheGM> erm, no idea 01[14:46] <@TheGM> hehe [14:46] roll 1d20+17 [14:46] 0,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+17 --> 10,1[ 1d20=5 ]8,1{22} 01[14:46] <@TheGM> is that diplomacy? [14:46] bluff [14:47] derp, des you're using the wrong one [14:47] uhhhh [14:47] maybe [14:47] maybe the environment is talkign [14:48] I'm getting impatient [14:48] can't we just kill him? [14:48] No, they're guards. [14:48] party poopers [14:48] We're supposed to pretend we're officers of the law, remember? [14:48] Let's ransack the whole village ! [14:48] :D [14:48] it's a city [14:48] so that'd be pretty hard [14:48] because it's crawling with law enforcement [14:48] city then [14:49] Never raid a city with less than an army. [14:49] baw [14:49] you're no fun for a dragon D: [14:49] SOMENOE SAY DRAGON [14:49] oh wait nevermind [14:50] why do I get the feeling you've got a plan for how to take down a dragon? [14:50] Because he does. [14:50] Son of Steven? Really? [14:50] yes [14:51] take down a dragon? [14:51] run up a wall [14:51] backflip [14:51] lance in the face [14:51] You've got this excessive title, and all you can come up with for your father is "Steven?" [14:51] it is an acronym [14:51] STEVEN [14:51] it is really quite the extensive title. [14:51] fine [14:52] Son Thinks Eating Veal Eats Negros [14:52] amirite? [14:52] hey is it racist if the first noun that came to mind for N was "nigger?" [14:52] no [14:53] oh good [14:53] curiously enough [14:53] I'm listening to burn to the ground by nickelback [14:53] derp [14:53] in honor of it I say we slay everything. [14:53] NO [14:54] We will take the diplomatic way until we have the criminals in our grasp. [14:54] I guess I can hold back. [14:54] until then [14:55] wait so are we gonna talk in the hallway or go into his office? 01[14:57] <@TheGM> you just went into his office [14:57] right [14:59] brb 02[15:01] * Environment (Sapere@rrdhcp254-25.redrover.cornell.edu) Quit (Ping timeout) [15:02] wat 02[15:02] * Deschain (Sapere@rrdhcp254-25.redrover.cornell.edu) Quit (Ping timeout) [15:03] WAT [15:03] Hey Fiendwurm, you there? [15:05] so now we find what's-his-face [15:05] Kensington Vulmer [15:12] I would be perfect for the sewers [15:12] I have darkvision [15:12] I think I have low-light vision. [15:12] And even in total darkness I don't have to roll to overcome concealment. [15:12] Because I can't miss. :D [15:13] hrrm [15:13] do you want to talk to the earl and get diplomatic immunity, or do you want explore the sewers? [15:13] We're gonna go find the source of the drug. [15:13] The Earl can wait. [15:13] And don't worry, we'll probably kill the dealers. 06[15:14] * Rylin grins. [15:16] hurray for mr. exposition! [15:17] so is that all we need to ask him? [15:19] i dunno [15:19] I want to kill something [15:19] i'ma say yes then [15:19] if the dealer is a baron I can't kill 'em. [15:21] Now where should we go to find Mr. Vulmer? The slums? [15:24] Alright, I say we head to the slums now. [15:26] Sorry guys, I had to go out of town quick with my dad, he said it would only take an hour, but it didn't [15:26] well we started without you [15:26] read through the IC chat real fast [15:26] i noticed [15:26] i did [15:27] I am feeling very blood thirsty right now. [15:28] Somebody better not make a wrong move. [15:28] not you guys [15:29] the populace. [15:30] You'll have a chance to kill once we find Vulmer. We'll question him, and then he's yours. [15:30] Right so, where should we begin our search? Any ideas? 01[15:31] <@TheGM> gather information? lol [15:31] that's a skill? [15:31] shit it is [15:31] i forgot 01[15:31] <@TheGM> sorry, just mellowed [15:31] damn [15:31] wellll [15:31] we're lacking dice [15:31] well I have a +3 from my CHA but no ranks, so anyone else got any ranks in it? [15:32] Oh damn we are. [15:32] Hrm. [15:32] I have a d20 on my desk though [15:32] not that'd you trust that 01[15:32] <@TheGM> ive got dice... i make all the rolls its fine [15:32] I rolled a 9 [15:32] awwww [15:32] let the GM do the rolling [15:32] so who's got what for Gather Information? [15:34] anyone got better than a 3? [15:35] Dey does. [15:35] Roll for Dey? [15:35] He has +5 01[15:36] <@TheGM> what about des [15:36] His CHA is 8 [15:37] ok [15:37] can Shae just find you in the street [15:37] Aren't you already with us? [15:37] i wouldn't be that hard to find you guys [15:37] Just being really quiet. >.> [15:37] sure [15:38] right so [15:38] SS, you gonna roll Gather Info for Dey? [15:38] my gather would be -2 [15:38] yeah i noticed [15:39] why do you have bad cha? [15:39] -1 mean [15:39] my cha is 8 01[15:39] <@TheGM> whats dey's diplomacy modifier [15:39] so -1 [15:40] diplomacy? 01[15:40] <@TheGM> yea [15:40] why diplomacy? 01[15:41] <@TheGM> erm... [15:41] I have cha of 10 [15:41] :D [15:42] i have 16. :D [15:42] his diplo is 7 [15:42] so +0 diplo [15:42] :P [15:42] and his gather info is 5 [15:42] I'd probably eat the people anyway [15:42] yeah, you're not gonna be the talker [15:42] you and kord are the muscle [15:42] you back up our threats [15:43] I'm just crazy [15:43] yeah, what exactly do you do? [15:43] what do you have for non-combat skills? [15:43] spells [15:43] killy spells [15:43] and some spells that let me hide well [15:43] psh, hiding [15:43] I have maxed move silently and hide [15:44] be a real man and just make yourself look like your enemy [15:44] I don't need to do that, next level I can turn into any human. I'll have to be sure to put a couple ranks into Disguise... [15:44] err, any humanoid [15:44] so naga and elves and dwarves too [15:46] Then we go to get Vulmer! Come, my party, let's kill this bastard [15:46] KILL HIM [15:46] let's go [15:46] then [15:48] tiem 2 rol 4 bluff? [15:48] can I intimidate? [15:48] awww... [15:48] sure, intimidate him [15:48] sweet [15:48] it'll probably work better than a bluff anyway [15:48] can I hold up against a wall? [15:48] by his shirt? 01[15:49] <@TheGM> do whatever you like' [15:49] let's do it ! [15:49] :D [15:49] roll intimidate [15:49] I got +9 03[15:51] * Fiendwurm is now known as Shae [15:51] I got AC 23 [15:51] my ac is 17 [15:51] but thats not including dodge bonus [15:51] mine's 18 [15:52] 16 flat-footed [15:53] 22 flat-footed [15:53] Dammit, I made him pass out. [15:54] What did I get as a intimidate roll anyway? [15:54] FFFFFFFFF 01[15:54] <@TheGM> take 10 damage shae [15:54] ouch 03[15:54] * Kord (~Kord@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [15:54] let's kick their ass [15:54] Right, let's. [15:54] What's going on here. [15:55] I've been waiting for slaughter all day [15:55] Shae just got arrow'd. [15:55] And Rylin's about to go half-fiend on some sucker's ass. [15:55] Don't we have like 3 people with rage now [15:55] 2 [15:55] me and you [15:55] DP [15:55] Shae can rage [15:55] oh well 3 [15:55] then [15:55] ok spot to see who attacked my +9 [15:56] oh yeah, and you also got a little high, kord [15:56] Why [15:56] yeah let's spot [15:56] sense when could i rage? [15:56] We made you sniff the root. 01[15:56] <@TheGM> we're gonna close this session guys, just remember where you left off [15:56] -.- 01[15:56] <@TheGM> I'm gonna write a lot of shit down [15:56] Okay, I left off not doing anything. [15:56] rofl [15:56] Right then. [15:56] It's 7 o'clock... [15:56] # PST [15:56] 4* [15:56] what [15:56] D: [15:56] Not 8 like you said [15:56] lol [15:56] I was gunna killlllll [15:57] this is such a let down. 01[15:57] <@TheGM> roleplaying helps :P [15:57] do I get any exp? 01[15:57] <@TheGM> erm... no sorry [15:57] i got a arrow! [15:57] no XP? D: [15:57] yay [15:57] I made a guy pass out through intimidate [15:57] shiny new arrow! [15:57] that has to count for something. 01[15:57] <@TheGM> you don't know if he passed out because of intimidate or not [15:58] yeah and I made a drug dealer shit his pants! [15:58] true. 01[15:58] <@TheGM> ah fine, 100 xp for everyone [15:58] i got injured [15:58] woo! [15:58] I feel like flying into rage and ripping the guy in half. 01[15:58] <@TheGM> next time, you guys are gonna have to unlock some serious achievements to earn any xp [15:58] You mean like killing a bunch of criminals and a drug dealer? 01[15:59] <@TheGM> no that's plot xp 01[15:59] <@TheGM> :P 01[15:59] <@TheGM> lolz [15:59] Wow. [15:59] Fail. [15:59] Well I'll go slaughter a dragon. [15:59] if you want [15:59] no dragons in the desert, silly [15:59] fff [15:59] Sand Dragons. [15:59] Brown Dragons. [15:59] HURR [15:59] Mist Dragons also 01[15:59] <@TheGM> the desert's pretty huge though [15:59] ima green dragon. :D 01[15:59] <@TheGM> Gibk't desert [15:59] CAN HAS CAVES [16:00] Unfortunately my abilities don't stretch into destroying an entire desert. 01[16:00] <@TheGM> maybe you might get into some dungeons next session, who knows [16:00] mine don't either [16:00] but at level 15 (or 16, i forget) my breath weapon turns into a tactical nuke. [16:00] At level 20 I will be able to destroy a city. 01[16:01] <@TheGM> you mean by hacking away at level 1 warrior guards rylin? [16:01] At level 20 I'll be able to make anything dumb enough to stand in front of me explode. [16:01] EXPLODE [16:01] pretty much. [16:01] i'll practically turn into a nija with spells [16:01] when i'm higher levels [16:01] I'll be able to pick up buildings and throw them. [16:01] Alright, if you guys are done, I'm out. 02[16:01] * Kord (~Kord@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: WTF GUYS I WAS HERE FOR THREE MINUTES) [16:02] At 20 Tiamat's breath weapon will do... um... 45d6 damage to anything standing up to 30ft directly in front of me. [16:02] wow [16:02] 9d6 for regular damage, and five different breaths at once. [16:02] Three cones, two lines. [16:02] lets see whats a cool 9th level mystery [16:03] Anything up 35-60ft directly in front of me takes 18d6 points of damage. [16:03] Anything up to 30 feet away in a cone but not directly in front of me takes 27d6 points of damage. [16:03] I have fire resist 10 [16:03] Resistance to fire? [16:03] yes [16:04] and cold and electricity and acid [16:04] That breath weapon deals all 5 elements in damage. :D [16:04] i'll be able to summon 4 cr9 creatures at once [16:04] so I got 4 of 'em blocked [16:04] Wow, CR9 at level 20. That'd be kinda... um... cool? [16:04] wait is that a magical attack? [16:04] No, because each of them deals 9d6 damage. [16:04] And it's a supernatural ability, so I think it's magical. [16:05] or i can sommon 1 13 [16:05] I get dmg reduction 5 against magic [16:05] Against magic or overcome by magic? [16:05] against [16:05] you sure about that? [16:05] pretty sure [16:05] it says [16:05] DAMAGE REDUCTION 5/MAGIC [16:05] That means it reduces NONMAGICAL damage by 5. [16:05] Magic deals normal damage. [16:05] well that is even better [16:06] I have spell resist 18 [16:06] :D [16:06] Useless against my breath attack. :D [16:06] yeah [16:06] but the resist will come in handy [16:06] Next level I could blast you with a fire effect, then run 60ft. [16:06] Well, walk 60ft. [16:06] I'm sort of nerfed [16:06] It's normal movement. :D [16:06] I could of been a lot stronger. [16:07] I could have wings or spell abilities. [16:07] Hrm. I need to find a humanoid creature with wings. [16:07] why? [16:08] for shapechanging [16:08] Because then I can fly. :D [16:08] Next level I get an invocation that lets me take any humanoid shape. [16:08] I gain all movement modes and Extr. abilities. [16:08] nice [16:08] So I turn into a Varag and I can walk 60ft. [16:08] I turn into a constrictor naga and I get +15 to grapple. [16:08] And it's a standard action to shapeshift. :D [16:10] lololo [16:10] Did I mention that later I get a spell that functions as Geas, but with an effective casting time of 1 standard action? [16:11] Geas is normally a 10-minute cast. [16:11] wow [16:12] I can uhh [16:12] smash shit [16:12] And anything affected by my geas spell takes 1d4 points of STR damage every 24 hours. [16:13] good thing I have spell resist [16:13] If they're immune to STR damage, they take 2d4 lethal damage every 24 hours. [16:13] whats the range of geas again? [16:13] But that's a Greater invocation, I don't get it for a while. [16:13] wait are you a warlock? [16:14] No, I'm a Dragonfire Adept. [16:14] We get a handful of invocations. [16:14] then get invoations! [16:14] hih [16:14] And I dunno the range. [16:14] huh* [16:14] wat [16:14] wat [16:15] wat [16:15] Oh and also, the spell lasts until removed by Remove Curse or until the target's STR is reduced to 0 [16:15] which means it needs a healer or it dies [16:16] And if it doesn't follow the command, it takes 3d6 lethal damage, in addition to the STR damage [16:18] well if we arn't going to do anything else [16:18] i'm going to go [16:18] yeah i'ma go to 02[16:18] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[16:18] * Shae is now known as Fiendwurm 03[16:19] * Rylin is now known as Apollo 03[16:19] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@70.32.51.47) has left #usurperschat Session Close: Sun Nov 01 16:27:25 2009 Session Start: Thu Nov 05 12:01:51 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[12:01] * Now talking in #usurperschat Session Close: Thu Nov 05 23:56:43 2009 Session Start: Thu Nov 05 23:56:43 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[23:56] * Disconnected Session Close: Thu Nov 05 23:56:43 2009 Session Start: Sat Nov 14 15:01:19 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[15:01] * Now talking in #usurperschat [15:12] we waited for four hours 02[15:12] * Roller (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Quit) 03[17:09] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) has joined #usurperschat [17:09] oh hi ss [17:09] when did you show up? 02[17:21] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[17:47] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat [17:47] hey SS [17:47] When did you get here? 03[18:33] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has left #usurperschat (I'm a happy Miranda IM user! Get it here: http://miranda-im.org) Session Time: Sun Nov 15 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Sun Nov 15 04:59:02 2009 Session Start: Sun Nov 15 04:59:02 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[04:59] * Disconnected 02[05:20] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[05:20] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat 03[08:14] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat Session Close: Sun Nov 15 08:24:23 2009 Session Start: Sun Nov 15 08:24:23 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[08:24] * Disconnected 02[08:28] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[08:28] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat [08:30] sup 03[10:03] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat [10:03] oh hey SS is here :D [10:07] yeah but i think he might be AFK [10:07] SS ARE YOU THERE [10:09] I would be too [10:09] we still have two hours yet [10:09] yeah but he's been here longer than i have [10:09] and when i said hello 2 minutes after he rejoined after quitting he didn't say anything [10:11] http://www.giantitp.com/comics/images/oots0207.gif 02[11:30] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[11:30] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[11:31] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[11:32] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [11:41] twenty minutes [11:42] indeed [11:42] where is dey D: [11:45] yeah i'm wondering the same thing [11:45] i haven't seen him in weeks [11:45] maybe he's psychic and knows when SS isn't going to show up? [11:45] but then he wasn't here that week that SS did show up... [11:45] SS is here though [11:46] i know [11:46] but i mean [11:47] he wasn't here yesterday [11:47] or last week [11:47] and neither was Dey [11:48] they must be in cahoots with eachother :O [11:49] maybe [11:49] or maybe HE DOESN'T REAL [11:49] and it was all an illusion cast on us by dragonpaladin [11:55] damn it where is deschain [11:55] five minutes to game time and SS isn't even talking [11:55] nuu [11:56] well we can kill everyone while he is gone [11:56] thegm [11:56] i summon you [11:56] !!! [11:56] thegm [11:56] thegm [11:56] thegm [11:56] thegm [11:57] CAN YOU HEAR THE DING [11:57] thegm [11:57] enough pings [11:57] if he is on mirand he doesn't get a ping [11:57] apollo [11:57] wut [11:58] wat [11:58] WAT [11:58] watboards [11:59] well we should just wait then [11:59] without dey and deschain here we wouldn't be able to advance the plot much. [11:59] probably just end up slaughtering a whole city. [12:00] Which I want to try. [12:00] I be back with food and ze drink [12:03] wait wait wait [12:03] how does deschain stop us from slaughtering an entire city? [12:03] peer pressure [12:03] but he's a sociopath. ._. [12:04] I'm half-demon. [12:04] the only ones who would stop us are kong and anoiktos, who apparently are both no longer interested in playing, and me [12:04] and i'm here [12:04] deschain and dey are both psychopaths. like you [12:09] so [12:09] it's ten minutes since 12:00 PST [12:09] thegm [12:09] thegm [12:09] thegm [12:09] thegm [12:09] bleh [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM [12:17] TheGM 01[12:18] sup guys [12:18] finally [12:18] now where are the rest of those niggers 01[12:18] try something else, like pming me [12:18] didn't know if you were on 01[12:18] whatever [12:19] damn it where the hell is deschain [12:19] oh [12:19] good 01[12:25] im a little sketchy at doing maps 01[12:25] but im trying one right now 01[12:25] ive been away from school for too long, this is disconcerting 01[12:26] so there's Myra, and who else? 01[12:26] i wrote dd for dey/deschain since dey is riding deschain right now 01[12:27] k for kurd 01[12:27] S for the shadowcaster shae [12:28] hurr [12:28] there's um [12:28] apollo and me [12:28] and um [12:28] i think that's it [12:29] since we seem to be pretending kong was never with us in the first place 01[12:29] yah kong faded from time and space 01[12:29] so S for siriand 01[12:29] what's appolo's name? R for... [12:29] hey where the hell is deschain? 01[12:29] rylin 01[12:29] no idea, pm him [12:30] mmm 01[12:30] next time, find of way of getting to him quickly, like a phone number 01[12:30] or a pager [12:30] not on MSN, and he hasn't been on the forums since 11/5 01[12:30] or a baby monitor [12:30] well i have his MSN, but he's never on 01[12:30] hm, well go on his profile at WB and spam him then [12:31] i just told you, he hasn't logged into WB since the fifth 01[12:31] ouch 01[12:31] hiatus then, that sucks [12:31] hold on [12:31] trying to get Pronogo to come [12:31] I need more food :D 01[12:31] how much do you weigh apollo? I went on a food binge and gained like 40 pounds in a week 01[12:31] lol [12:32] in the mean time, mindless distraction in the form of D&D-parody webcomic [12:32] http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html 01[12:32] did you just find that? [12:32] I weigh like 150 01[12:32] o nice [12:32] 5'8" 01[12:32] then again only girls worry about their weight amirite [12:32] I might of gained 5 lbs. of muscle mass [12:32] fat people 01[12:32] food subsumed into muscle, nice power [12:33] no i did not just find that. [12:33] Yeah, I've been doing a ton of strength training :D 01[12:33] that'd be a good d&d extraordinary ability, eat food, gain str [12:33] lol [12:33] Fast hypertrophy [12:33] and if you eat pizza you learn to speak italian 01[12:33] heh, i guess thats what you call it 01[12:34] hehe siri [12:34] which is a useless language and no one likes it 01[12:34] in d&d yah XD [12:34] IRL too [12:34] ukrainian is probably more useful 01[12:34] btw common is always english, jk 01[12:34] haha [12:34] engrish [12:35] I must go consume more foods. 01[12:35] engrish... or whatever the pronunciation of english is in the middle east [12:35] ...the middle east? 01[12:35] heshirol is the middle east remember [12:35] oh right [12:35] so um [12:36] Engleesh. [12:36] With an Arabic accent. 01[12:36] that sounds close [12:36] I think. 01[12:36] i don't know what an arabic accent is :P [12:36] they have the l sound, and the sh sound... not sure about ng 01[12:36] ah [12:36] you're thinking of Japan [12:36] where L becomes R 01[12:36] yah that's engrish [12:37] but it's actually pronounced more like L, R, and D rolled into one 01[12:37] god damn mongorians, you get off my shitty wall! 01[12:37] chinese *cough* [12:37] actually, he was chinese [12:37] and they have both L and R iirc [12:37] but racial stereotypes are fun, and facts shouldn't interfere with that 01[12:37] yah im not so sure about chinese accents either 01[12:37] hehe [12:38] i know someone who's half-chinese, half-vietnamese. i think he speaks both 01[12:38] i think they pronounce something 'dwice' instead of can't remember 01[12:38] whoo hoo racial automatic languages! [12:38] well i know he speaks chinese 01[12:38] man i kinda wanted to learn another language [12:38] i'm currently trying to learn three 01[12:38] but i don't really have the patience [12:39] i've got spanish as mandatory for school (because French is for fags and Italian is for retarded people) and Japanese for free time and I have a book somewhere for German 01[12:39] yah i wanted to learn german 01[12:39] though i didn't get all the enunciations 01[12:40] phonetics [12:40] the CH is a bitch for english speakers [12:40] because we never learn it as children 01[12:40] hm, must be 01[12:40] there's like 20 R sounds or something 01[12:40] i only can think of three R sounds [12:40] not sure about that [12:41] but they roll their R's iirc 01[12:41] yah figures they would [12:41] and we never learn to do that either, because british people are dumb and don't understand which sounds are useful [12:41] and americans are dumb and just copy the british sounds 01[12:41] english is a soft language without focus on phonetics [12:42] english is a confusing language. it's very difficult for most people to learn 03[12:42] * Roller (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [12:42] even people who speak closely-related languages like Spanish, French, and German [12:42] because the phonetics are downright bullshit 01[12:42] there's people in britain who communicate 'Whas ule 'is den?' 01[12:42] might be exaggeration though 01[12:42] but sometimes it sounds like they're just spitting vowels [12:42] probably isn't, but don't forget that americans have southerners [12:43] who told you that [12:43] some countries just have that region where everyone is a blithering idiot with an unintelligble accent [12:43] Yes [12:43] Cornwall in Britain 01[12:43] yah, i guess you could say that 01[12:43] don't know much about british places 01[12:43] how do they speak in cornwall [12:44] apples means stairs [12:44] like a turd 01[12:44] woah ok [12:44] is apollo there? [12:44] where is kord [12:44] yeah [12:44] kord is busy making starcraft maps [12:44] I'm just as strong as kord [12:44] and he's more fun when SS roleplays him anyway [12:44] ot [12:44] it's true 01[12:44] ironically, yah o.0 [12:45] it's because pronogo isn't good at playing someone with sub-par intelligence 01[12:45] contradictory? o snap 01[12:45] naaaaah [12:45] then we should probably start [12:45] considering fiend cannot come 01[12:46] alright so who are you roller? [12:46] where the hell is dey? [12:46] roll 4d6 [12:46] hey aren't you supposed to be a dicebot or something? [12:46] why aren't you rolling my dice? D: 03[12:46] * Roller is now known as Deschain [12:46] aww bloody hell 01[12:46] o shit its des [12:46] yes it's des [12:46] siriand and I were going to destroy the city [12:46] you guys just figured out that's des? ._. [12:47] he's the only one with a dicebot since Kong left 01[12:47] well i only recognize names, not alibis 03[12:47] * Apollo is now known as Rylin 01[12:47] :) 01[12:47] i forgot [12:52] so um [12:52] should we start playing now? [12:53] sounds cool [12:53] so how long is he going to be holding back the British? [12:53] My diplomatic powers consist of, "I'm going kick your ass." [12:54] don't worry [12:54] i get like +17 to diplomacy, bluff, and intimidate [12:54] oh good [12:54] i poured a bunch of points into them, have high charisma, and have an overpowered buff from my class 01[12:55] man my printer isn't connected to my computer [12:55] i did forget to put points into sense motive though ._. [12:55] any of you guys got that? [12:56] no [12:56] I've got a decent amount of points in search spot and listen 01[12:57] alright so what were you guys doing again [12:57] we were um 01[12:57] you went somewhere for the captain [12:57] shea just got shot 01[12:57] yah shea got shot [12:57] remember? 01[12:57] i remember [12:57] by the arrow [12:57] and um 01[12:57] i just wanna know what you were doing [12:57] then it ended [12:57] oh [12:58] we were looking for what's-his-name the drug dealer [12:58] where did the shot come from? [12:58] hunting down drug lord 01[12:58] oh yah okay [12:58] so we could stick a blade in his longs [12:58] I kill whoever made teh shot. [12:58] we don't know where the shot came from. [12:58] it came from out of our vision 01[12:58] wait roll initiative [12:58] and shea's gonna make a spot check according to Fiendwurm's instructions [12:58] usurpers combat needs environment [12:59] I will kill our enemies. [12:59] make a spot check first [12:59] Nooo... [12:59] D: [12:59] The ground of Stalingrad will run red with the blood of the Motherland's enemies. [12:59] we didn't see him [13:00] Save some for me. [13:00] Hmm [13:00] have dey paralyze one [13:00] Did the arrow come from above? [13:00] or rather [13:00] that way Rylin can take his time later [13:00] save them all for me. [13:00] Is the arrow sticking at an angle or is it straight 01[13:02] siriand, you spotted the rogue [13:02] woo! how far away, and is it in a straight line? 01[13:02] you heard a lizard man yell 'die intruder!' 01[13:02] also... erm, roll another spot check [13:02] um hold on 01[13:03] well everyone roll spot checks then roll initiative [13:03] i already rolled initiative, i got a ten [13:03] i'll roll spot now 01[13:03] if you want you can roll listen to pinpoint the lizardman's voice [13:03] I roll spot now [13:03] 5 for spot, 8 for listen 01[13:03] nice [13:04] Initiative is 19. [13:04] oh that was listen [13:04] 16 for spot and lemme roll listen 01[13:05] yah you see nothing except that darn rogue that's 3 spaces away from you, south 01[13:05] not in a straight line though [13:05] 20 for listen :D 01[13:05] rylin sees everything [13:05] oooh yay [13:06] How about me? [13:06] how far away is the archer? 01[13:07] the archer is 3 spaces from you, not in a straight line siriand 01[13:07] what'd you roll for spot and listen des? [13:07] hrm [13:07] 6 and 8 [13:07] -_- [13:08] our party has shitty senses [13:08] I saw and heard everything. 01[13:08] des you see an archer directly behind you [13:08] i should've taken that draconic senses feat instead of improved initiative... [13:08] how far behind me [13:09] Imma kill these bitches, I've been waiting for this... *bloodlust* [13:09] your answer whether i charge on my horse, or flip off it onto his head [13:09] determines* [13:09] how long have you been on horseback? >.> 01[13:10] what'd you roll for init rylin [13:10] I am on horseback unless I can't be on horseback. [13:10] 14 methinks [13:10] 19 for me 01[13:11] um shit... wait [13:11] 10 for me. ._. 01[13:11] all of you spot 5 archers [13:11] WAT [13:11] five 01[13:11] rylin sees more though [13:11] shit 01[13:11] forgot that all five fired on you [13:11] good 01[13:11] hehe 01[13:12] there's two archers on top of a store just north [13:12] take out those archers 01[13:12] One next to the wall [13:12] I'll act as a meatshield 01[13:12] and one beside a well [13:12] It'd be hard for one of them to hit me anyway. [13:13] who goes first [13:13] you, probably 01[13:14] still trying to find the other character sheets... I found myra and kord's, but its taking forever to load 01[13:14] rylin rolled 10 on init not 14 btw [13:14] did I now 01[13:14] yah apparently [13:15] oh yeah [13:15] I sees 01[13:15] mydndgame uses so much memory 01[13:15] either that or my browser is slow despite all the memory i have 01[13:15] im gonna have to address that in the tech annex later 01[13:17] no nvm, i stopped the script, that's why [13:17] so um [13:17] who goes first? 01[13:17] what's dey's init modifier [13:17] like +4 01[13:17] if you guys wanna involve dey 01[13:17] okay [13:17] no [13:17] it'll too complicated with his psell casting [13:17] dey sucks at fighting [13:18] he's like 6 inches tall 01[13:18] whatever, i rolled anyway 01[13:18] okay so first order of business [13:18] yeah but he can comafy you in twelve seconds or less [13:19] so don't fuck with the midget if you like being not brain-dead [13:19] His dex draining spell isn't as effective anymore :/ 01[13:19] a warrior screams 'banzai!' (or something similar) and attacks siriand. He appears from behind two bystanders waiving a weird sword 01[13:19] what's your AC siriand? [13:20] am i flatfooted? [13:20] Dibs. 01[13:20] to him yes [13:20] 16 [13:20] wait a second, are we fighting japs in the middle east now? [13:21] scales, SS, scales [13:21] i'm not wearing armor [13:21] wow 01[13:21] bah [13:21] what is your nat armor? [13:21] 2 [13:21] -.- [13:21] though i have a floaty magic shield 01[13:21] so your wearing armor 01[13:21] o [13:21] so maybe that's it [13:21] or it's my +2 dex bonus [13:21] i dunno [13:22] but it's not the armor that i'm not wearing [13:22] I'm wearing armor. [13:22] that's because you aren't magical [13:22] Actually... [13:22] I have +3 nat armor 01[13:22] magical girl naruhei osheeno! 01[13:22] *made up japanese* 01[13:22] mitsubishi toyoto! [13:23] totoyo [13:23] yototo [13:23] toyoto 01[13:23] alright, des is next [13:23] I already called dibs on the half-orc. [13:23] i wish i knew the japanese word for "blithering idiot" 01[13:23] true dat 01[13:24] DES 01[13:24] DES IS UP [13:24] right [13:24] anything on the ground [13:24] more than 10 feet away 01[13:24] you attack it? [13:24] baka means idiot [13:24] Is there something on the ground more than 10 feet away? [13:24] yeah, but i don't know the adjective for "blithering" 01[13:24] there's an archer [13:24] How about the warrior [13:24] where is he [13:25] in fact, i'm not even sure what blithering means. just blithering idiot 01[13:25] oh he's right next to you, sorry [13:25] well damn [13:25] i'd like to make a vertical jump onto his head 01[13:25] roll jump [13:25] roll 1d20+30 01[13:25] are you gonna grapple or what [13:25] no [13:25] i'm going to power attack [13:25] and bring my sword into his head 01[13:25] o ok [13:26] oh dammit [13:26] I called dibs [13:26] almost 10 feet? 01[13:26] roll attack [13:26] ooh a crit 01[13:26] rylin you see everything, so you got dibs on everything (tell me who you wanna attack and then ill tell you how far away it is, etc.) [13:26] well then 01[13:26] damage? [13:26] 89 [13:27] holy shit [13:27] you're like a melee-ranged tactical nuke [13:27] I'd like to scream 'MOTHERLANNNNND' as I jump donw. [13:27] so not really like a tactical nuke at all, i suppose [13:27] but still fucking crazy overpowered [13:28] nah [13:28] yet casters are still better than me 01[13:28] vertical charges are bad ass i'd like to say [13:28] if you have the battle jump feat yes... [13:28] they do seem to be so [13:28] and if you can come down from at least 5 feet above him 01[13:28] but that was a leap attack wasn't it? [13:28] What is your crit anyway [13:28] 15-20 [13:28] no [13:29] didn't factor in leap attack because it's not a horizontal jump 01[13:29] you came down from like 10ft. though... you vaulted off your horse and then leapt 9 vertical feet, which = 10ft. above his head 01[13:29] greater than 10ft. [13:29] yea 01[13:29] lol [13:29] 2d4+5+8(power attack two hand) [13:29] 4+8* [13:29] then x4 01[13:29] it's sorta horizontal... you moved one space forward [13:29] not 10 feet forward 01[13:29] bah whatever [13:30] with leap attack it'd be...8d4 + 80 [13:30] it's pointless, he killed him either way [13:30] or did I [13:30] HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME 01[13:30] where'd you get 8d4? [13:30] +80? 01[13:30] lol [13:30] what [13:30] so that's like, 88 damage AT THE LEAST? 01[13:30] siriand, that's what leap attack does [13:30] battle jump x2, valorous, x2, critical x2 01[13:30] oh so you do have battle jump [13:30] yes [13:31] I do not [13:31] i remember one time i did 200+ damage on a troll boss [13:31] so I am not a tactical nuke [13:31] and he killed me next ruond [13:31] so hmmmm i was a little pissed 01[13:31] yah trolls regenerate [13:31] i did 200 damage with one hit [13:31] i was so sure he'd be dead 01[13:31] his regenerated arm eviscerated you [13:31] So [13:31] who's next? 01[13:31] the DM probably saw your cards and raised you [13:32] Imma bloodthirsty 01[13:32] anyone know kord's AC? [13:32] hmm [13:32] it's like 17 01[13:32] okay [13:32] wait [13:32] he has a breastplate [13:32] and maybe a dex bonus [13:33] jerrrk [13:33] I want to KILLL [13:33] wait 01[13:33] uncanny dodge means he can't be flatfooted either :P [13:33] does the guy des killed get an AoO since des moved? or no? [13:34] if he was withing 5 feet [13:34] i guess he does [13:34] because i jumped out of his threat range 01[13:34] you have height advantage though so... 01[13:34] yah he aoos but misses [13:35] I can smell the blood [13:35] it's delicious [13:35] BE PATIENT COMRADE! THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE DOGS FOR US! [13:35] He was trying to hold himself back before there was any fighting. [13:36] Now it is just like, "IMMA FUCKING RIP YOU IN HALF!" Only in incomprehensible screams. [13:36] also siriand melee-ranged is somewhat incorrect [13:36] i have a range of about 55-110 feet [13:36] arrows [13:36] psssh [13:36] but you have to move into melee range, don't you? [13:36] You have sealed your death warrant. 01[13:36] what's your ac des [13:36] 21 [13:37] I eat the arrows. [13:37] that's something I would do :| 01[13:38] what's dey's dex? [13:38] a shit-eating grin? [13:38] not sure [13:38] is that supposed to sound gay or is it just a coincidence? [13:38] it's like 18 01[13:38] okay 01[13:38] alright dey is up 01[13:38] you can control him des or whatever [13:39] err [13:39] i don't know anything about his spells lol 01[13:39] hehe [13:39] he makes shoes 01[13:39] okay lol [13:39] make a shoe in the midst of combat [13:39] do it [13:39] he does [13:40] he's not very good but he does [13:44] No one cares about kord [13:46] hrrm [13:47] They should all be dead :> [13:47] I make dead. 01[13:49] alright siriand and rylin roll dex [13:49] dex... 01[13:49] dexterity [13:49] well yes [13:49] i gotted a 20 [13:49] oh fuck [13:49] I got a 5 01[13:50] siriand goes first [13:50] goes first on what now? [13:51] !_! 01[13:51] so far you know there's one bug bear, 2 half orcs and a human and 5 archers (all human) [13:51] can i catch more than one in a 15-foot cone? 01[13:51] is the cone 15 ft. wide 01[13:51] there's civilians strolling the streets btw [13:52] just strolling the middle of a battle? [13:52] not getting the fuck out? 01[13:52] ... yep 01[13:52] :D [13:52] this city is so fucking weird [13:52] why do they never notice battle until i fry one of them? >.> 01[13:52] well they noticed kord cleaving into the bugbear [13:52] well fine then 01[13:52] and the arrows whizzing overhead 01[13:53] so they are afraid, its just that they are going to stampede after your turn [13:53] i use my 30ft move speed to get into a position where i am no more than 30ft and no less than 15 ft from the weakest target in range, with no civilians in the way, then i use my breath [13:54] aww fuck [13:54] don't kill 'em all! [13:56] damage is 12, reflex halves 01[13:56] what's DC? [13:56] i think the save is 15, one sec while i double check [13:57] it's 16 [13:59] so they're dead... [13:59] hurr [13:59] woo! i hit two with a straight line somehow! [13:59] they have 12 hp? [13:59] hmm 01[13:59] wait, straight line? [13:59] i am overestimating them [13:59] oh [13:59] i was in range for cone? [13:59] if so then i used that 01[13:59] isn't it 15ft. wide [13:59] yes, the cone is 15ft 01[13:59] yah use a cone id advise 01[13:59] what's the cone's range? [14:00] i assumed i was still too far off for the line [14:00] cone is 15ft [14:00] they're just two archers 01[14:00] one of them was wielding a sword [14:01] they're just two wimps [14:01] I suppose my time in the Motherland has led me to expect greatness from the common folk. [14:01] my turn amirite? 01[14:01] what's the name of des' horse 01[14:01] not yet ry [14:02] bleh 01[14:02] very soon though [14:02] Ilamdrei 01[14:02] kk [14:02] how is that horse anyway 01[14:02] just trying to get my labels right [14:02] It is sentient. [14:02] I believe it might be smarter than you. [14:02] Probably [14:03] I have 10 int. [14:03] just as smart i think [14:03] hurr [14:03] I had to go and roll a 10 01[14:04] what's your AC siriand [14:05] since i don't think i'm flatfooted anymore, it's 18. 01[14:07] alright take 5 damage 01[14:08] rylin's up 01[14:08] sorry for waiting 2 hours man [14:08] oohhh [14:08] this is what I've been waiting for [14:08] let's add some color. 01[14:09] you remember what you see right [14:09] Yeah. [14:09] I'm going to fly into rage. 01[14:09] and? [14:09] where is the nearest target [14:09] enemy target [14:09] preferrably 01[14:10] Bugbear is right beside you [14:11] oohhh goody 01[14:11] full attack or what [14:11] I'm going to grapple him and rip his head off [14:11] with my hands 01[14:11] no full attack? okay, be my guest, it's a bugbear though, they have very thick necks [14:11] i'll brb, dinner time 01[14:11] yah im actually quite hungry [14:11] I have 26 str, that's more than an Ape [14:12] which can pull 800 lbs. of force. [14:12] a lot more than an ape actually 01[14:12] alright fine... grapple and do nonlethal damage then 01[14:12] roll touch attack [14:12] harharhar 01[14:12] or you can take a -4 penatly and do lethal damage 01[14:12] that would be ripping off the head or gouging out the eyes etc. [14:13] -4 plz 01[14:13] roll grapple check [14:13] f 01[14:13] alright, now make an attack 01[14:13] but at -4 penalty [14:13] does grapple provoke an AoO? 01[14:13] yah it does [14:14] Yeah, but I have 21 AC :D 01[14:14] yah he misses you [14:14] I rolled a five 01[14:14] dude i said -4 penalty to attack not damage [14:14] ohh 01[14:14] roll your attack [14:15] 28 :D [14:15] nat 20 01[14:15] alright so that's 20, because -4 penalty for attacking while grappling, -4 penalty for dealing lethal 01[14:15] NOW roll damage 01[14:15] wait is 1d8 your unarmed strike damage? 01[14:15] or is it a natural weapon or what 01[14:15] i need info [14:15] unarmed striek [14:16] strike* 01[14:16] alright roll again... doesn't use d20 [14:16] oh wow [14:16] my bad 01[14:16] np [14:16] I thought I did 01[14:16] np man, just roll again [14:16] 11 :D 01[14:16] ok so 16 nonlethal, 11 lethal [14:16] I want to kill him D: [14:17] kekeke 01[14:18] nah he aint dead [14:18] I have dibs on that bug bear [14:18] He's mine next 01[14:18] kord won't try to attack the two of you if you're grappling [14:18] that's good [14:18] back, what have i been missed? 01[14:18] rylin grappled with a bug bear that's all [14:18] kay [14:18] Tried to tear off its head 01[14:18] he dealt lethal damage with an unarmed strike [14:18] almost did. 01[14:19] do you have improved unarmed strike, the feat rylin? [14:19] no 01[14:19] okay, so its all good 01[14:19] if you did you would have killed him but you don't :D [14:19] I'm not using my claws I supposed. 01[14:19] you have claws? :P [14:19] suppose* [14:19] I do [14:19] two of zem [14:19] :D 01[14:19] you coulda used a natural weapon (claws) but its too late now [14:19] Naw [14:19] I wanted to rip his head off [14:20] my fort save is +13 [14:20] I can survive falling rocks :D [14:21] intimidating rage, that's what's going down next 01[14:22] roll sense motive guys [14:22] one of the humans is... dancing? 01[14:22] you don't know what he's doing, roll sense motive [14:23] 17 [14:23] apparently i did put points into that one. >.> [14:23] since I'm already tearing the bugbear's head off next turn he'll have to wait. 01[14:25] alright im assuming no one has serious sense motive points? 01[14:26] beyond siriand's +7? [14:26] actually i have +8. but my wisdom is shit 01[14:26] ah 03[14:27] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) has joined #usurperschat [14:27] nigger you late [14:27] I said I would come [14:27] wouldn't* [14:28] so actually I am a week early [14:29] so what happend? [14:29] THAT ARROW WUZ MAJIK [14:29] nothing happened, we're still in battle [14:29] we started an hour late and haven't gotten much done [14:29] though we did kill four or five assailants 01[14:29] been in battle for an hour yo 01[14:29] shae, do you wanna roll init? [14:29] SPEED THIS SHIT UP, NIGGERS, LET'S GET SOME ROLEPLAYIN GOIN [14:30] k [14:30] I want to rip a head off [14:30] got 20 for int [14:30] let's kick some ass [14:31] ok so how many attackers are there? [14:31] I'm not allowed to tell you :/ [14:31] but a lot [14:32] could you give me more detail [14:32] rylin saw more than we did [14:32] like the arrow hit me [14:32] then what [14:32] so until he takes a free action to communicate their positions to us, we can't find them 01[14:32] shae, you're up [14:32] ahhh fuck [14:33] kord needs help 01[14:33] lol rylin, you noob [14:33] ok 01[14:33] kord ain't dead yet though [14:33] I know right [14:33] I could tell them any time I wanted. [14:33] the person who attacked me [14:33] where is he [14:33] but I'm raging and my character can't speak words. [14:33] not at the moment anyway [14:33] YOU CAN'T SPEAK WORDS WHEN RAGING [14:33] WHAT KIND OF USELESS ARE YOU [14:33] THE USELESS KIND? [14:34] Do you speak demonic? [14:34] can't you at least point or something? >.> [14:34] um [14:34] i uh [14:34] i speak draconic [14:34] does that help? >.> [14:34] ok spot to see the person who attacked me 01[14:34] there's an archer 4 spaces away, not in a straight line though [14:34] fiend, he's probably dead already 01[14:34] wait, he is in a straight line, nvm [14:34] i toasted two archers with my fire breath at the beginning 01[14:35] there's also some archers on the market parapets [14:35] ok 01[14:35] two archers on the parapets [14:35] des killed a guy [14:35] I move to the archer four spaces away [14:35] dealt like 80 some damage [14:36] What did he just say [14:36] I'm going to kick his ass. [14:36] then I cast life fades on him 01[14:36] alright DC, what's it do? [14:37] did i hit? 01[14:37] nvm you missed [14:37] damn it 03[14:37] * Fiendwurm is now known as Shae [14:37] so is that it then [14:37] :O [14:38] note to self: put points into learning Demonic next level [14:38] you'd probably hear something about blood and killing [14:39] or the position of every single person. 01[14:39] des is up [14:39] yess [14:39] kick some ass dude [14:39] are there enemies on the ground? [14:39] you might want to help kord though >.> 01[14:39] they're all on the ground or on the walls [14:39] i jump onto my horse 01[14:39] the ones that you see anyway 01[14:39] alright so move action? [14:39] and charge 01[14:40] make a ride check [14:40] my move action to jump [14:40] his to charge 01[14:40] ooo... ok nvm [14:40] i'm going to assume I'm right next to him though lol [14:40] cause i just umped off him 01[14:40] so the horse is attacking, and your swinging with a height advantage aight [14:40] i'm getting on the horse [14:40] and he is carrying me to charge the enemy 01[14:40] who do you wanna charge btw [14:41] cream the archer that i missed [14:41] who is the most imposing of them all 01[14:41] there's one archer and one guy with a sword on the ground... there's also a bugbear with a great sword [14:41] bugbear [14:41] charge with lance 01[14:41] ok roll to attack [14:41] no power attack this time [14:41] criiit 01[14:41] no wait... you can't charge 01[14:41] sorry man [14:41] oh [14:42] what's wrong? 01[14:42] there's a bystander horse blocking your path 01[14:42] another horse [14:42] that's fine [14:42] how far away is he? 01[14:42] overrun horse? xD [14:42] drink his blood [14:42] the neemy [14:42] you could jump the horse 01[14:42] to get past all obstacles, it's about 6 space movement [14:42] 30 feet? [14:42] i jump [14:42] all the way 01[14:42] cool [14:43] roll 1d20+30 01[14:43] roll attack and damage 01[14:43] no leap attack? [14:43] leap attack yes [14:43] cause i'm jumping 49 feet 01[14:43] yah you can leap over there heads [14:43] and power attack too i guess 01[14:43] no running jump though so you better roll high jump [14:43] hmm [14:43] new roll sucks :/ [14:43] oh wait [14:44] that was with wrong modifiers [14:44] not on horse anymore [14:44] does an 18 hit? 01[14:44] wait, if you don't get on the horse to begin with... there's only kord blocking you between you and the bugbear 01[14:44] that's 10ft. distance 01[14:44] so if you don't do a running jump, you only have to leap 10ft. [14:44] i jump. over. everything. [14:44] mydndgame logged me out, thinks i didn't answer my activation email, and won't send me my activation email. wat do [14:44] find man [14:44] kill [14:45] make feel better 01[14:45] as long as you jump 5ft. vertical you can get over kord. [14:45] you see [14:45] es [14:45] i rolled a 49 [14:45] vertical jump of at least 10 feet high [14:45] and something like 49 feet horizontal 01[14:45] alright so 12ft. high, 10ft. horizontal 01[14:45] leap attack granted, congrats 01[14:45] did you roll damage? [14:45] does an 18 hit? 01[14:45] and attack for that matter? [14:45] attack is 18 01[14:45] ooo no, it does not sorry [14:45] darn 01[14:45] so close eh [14:46] luck domain [14:46] i reroll my attack [14:46] well a 10 02[14:46] * Deschain (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) [14:47] uh 03[14:47] * Roller (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat 01[14:48] so you rolled a 10? [14:48] yes... 01[14:48] okay [14:48] which also does not hit :/ 03[14:48] * Roller is now known as Deschain [14:50] Now I has to wait :/ 01[14:50] roll grapple rylin [14:51] mmk [14:51] 26 01[14:52] everyone roll sense motive 01[14:53] hello [14:54] natural twenty 01[14:54] you are highly sensitive 01[14:54] LIKE A WOMAN 01[14:54] lol jk [14:54] different sensitive, nigger 01[14:54] hehe [14:55] In that sense deschain is very manly 01[14:56] hehe [14:56] so what have i determined about the motives of our enemies [14:56] In Old Country [14:56] emotions are weakness. 01[14:57] you determined that the archer was trying to feign you [14:57] owends [14:57] owned [14:57] the dancer? [14:57] my archer? 01[14:58] the archer doing the dance was doing a feign [14:58] ah [14:58] right then 01[14:58] hehe [14:58] funny guy [14:58] maybe I'll give him a quick death. [14:58] alright these niggers are gonna fry [15:00] brb 01[15:00] siri, your up [15:02] i move into range for my fire breath again, against whichever looks like more of a threat [15:02] no wait 01[15:03] doles your breath hurt allies or what [15:03] i move towards the archers. can i get close enough for a cone on the archers? [15:03] and no it doesn't, every morning i buff them with an invocation that makes them impervious 01[15:03] no, but you can hit the warrior and the archer backed up against the wall [15:04] then i suppose i do that 01[15:04] so im assuming you'll do that then, correct 01[15:04] kk [15:04] 11 damage, reflex save 16 halves 01[15:05] siriand is netting kills looks like 01[15:06] seriously 2.0 achievement unlocked or whatever [15:06] i like fire. :D [15:06] who's turn is it now? 01[15:07] rylin is up [15:07] ooh [15:07] Imma go ahead and finish tearing his head off 01[15:07] alright roll attack and damage please 01[15:08] heh nice 01[15:08] 22 [15:08] So I do 9 lethal dmg [15:09] xD 01[15:09] no 13 [15:09] oh 01[15:09] you don't take penalties to damage unless you somehow grew weak [15:10] k then [15:10] :3 01[15:10] FATALITY [15:10] was I on the ground? 01[15:10] why wouldn't you be [15:10] eh 01[15:10] you didn't start flying or anything [15:10] Can I use a move action to get up? 01[15:11] o wait, no you were standing the entire time 01[15:11] you aren't prone [15:11] well that's good. 01[15:11] yah you still have a move action [15:11] my turn is done in that case hurr [15:12] I can easily reach someone next turn 01[15:12] you sure you don't wanna fly or whatever 01[15:12] it'd probably help 01[15:12] if you can fly you can charge, etc. [15:12] he can fly? 01[15:12] wait i don't know 01[15:12] i heard you got wings, i might be wrong [15:13] I do not have wings. 01[15:13] ok then 01[15:13] so just end turn? [15:14] yeah [15:14] that's one epic kill xD 01[15:14] kk 01[15:15] roll sense motive guys 01[15:15] you know the drill [15:16] 12 [15:16] damn, a natural 1 01[15:16] at least you are manly 01[15:17] Rylin, take 13 damage [15:17] woah [15:17] hot damn [15:17] shit man [15:17] 13 [15:18] I'm fine [15:18] you gon get rap'd [15:18] it is only 13 [15:18] I have 51 left still 01[15:18] yah not like 50, in which case it'd kill you... almost 01[15:18] lolz [15:18] I'm just surprised it made it past my armor 01[15:18] it wasn't a critical either 01[15:19] your AC is 21 right [15:19] true [15:19] >.> 01[15:19] yah not THAT high 01[15:19] hehe [15:19] whos turn is it now? [15:20] yours I think :/ [15:20] ok [15:20] I cast life fades again [15:20] crit 01[15:20] dey [15:20] it's amazing... the battle has only been 18 or 24 seconds so far but it took us nearly two and a half hours 01[15:20] dey's turn 01[15:20] or did dey already go 01[15:20] shit he already went nvm [15:20] oh just let shae go [15:20] he did the roll and the emote and everything [15:20] he even got a natural twenty [15:22] do i confirm crit? [15:22] is kord gonna die? [15:23] wait 01[15:23] yea you do shae [15:23] did you just kill kord? [15:23] ok 01[15:23] myra is actually beside kord, healing him [15:23] I said to go help kord like a billion years ago 01[15:23] kord isn't dead yet, i don't hink though I haven't read his sheet [15:24] kill him now [15:24] finish the job [15:24] also he has to make a 15 fort save or be fatigued [15:24] i draw my spear 01[15:24] des is up [15:24] holy shit 36 nonlethal damage? [15:24] holy fucking shit [15:24] and finish my turn [15:25] so he's thoroughly unconscious at this point, right? [15:25] lol siriand 01[15:25] id say so yes [15:25] someone is outclassed [15:25] I can keep raging for 10 rounds after this :P [15:25] by everyone elsei n the party [15:25] someone tie that bitch up 01[15:25] yes you can rylin if that's your rage time [15:25] des, don't you have rope? 01[15:25] its round 3 though [15:25] i do [15:25] is it already? [15:25] tie him up then [15:25] we need a captive! [15:25] no [15:25] i shall kill everyone first [15:25] I get 12 rounds of rage :D [15:25] fine [15:25] then tie him up [15:26] prisoners are more fun than a total massacre [15:26] ... [15:26] Let's kill siri [15:26] but we can torture prisoners. D: 01[15:26] des, its your turn [15:26] That's not out it goes down in ze old country [15:26] We should keep the half orc prisoner [15:26] how it* 01[15:28] what do you do des 03[15:28] * Environment (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #usurperschat [15:28] rylin, you aren't from the old country. >.> [15:28] ok [15:28] is there more enemies to kill [15:28] and if you payed attention to des and dey, you'd see that torture followed by murder and dismemberment is how it's done in the old country [15:28] It appears what posses me is :/ [15:28] it is a different old country 01[15:29] yes there is 01[15:29] there's an archer at the wall 01[15:29] backed up against the wall 01[15:29] there are also two archers at each parapet [15:29] i guess you guys have no way 01[15:29] and a bugbear that's in the process of murdering kord [15:29] ugh [15:29] really [15:29] someone with range will need to take care of those archers on the walls [15:29] kord [15:29] you guys take care of kord [15:29] I'll save him. 01[15:30] myra is actually healing kord [15:30] i will take the ranged guys because no one else can... [15:30] i have range [15:30] how far up is the wall [15:30] 6 squares of range, for that matter 01[15:30] its 10ft. [15:30] lol [15:30] I have some meager range [15:30] alrioght [15:30] i run up teh wall [15:30] jump up [15:30] and come down [15:30] Oh damn that's cool [15:30] I just realized that I get 2d8+20 for my claws. 01[15:30] and then what [15:30] and attack them [15:30] well that archer is probably out for a day or so... [15:30] with sworddddd arararaa 01[15:30] alright so roll attack [15:31] damn man, 36 points in one attack? 01[15:31] its 28 damage average [15:31] does a 19 hit 01[15:31] yep 01[15:31] roll damage [15:31] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [15:31] that's just nat weapon :D [15:31] they're also magical, so they can overcome damage reduction 01[15:31] its better then your sword rylin [15:31] xD [15:31] My axe has a crit of x3 though 01[15:32] well how often are you gonna crit, do you plan on taking improved critical? :P [15:32] hmm [15:32] well [15:32] 30 damage 01[15:32] okay [15:32] yeahh [15:32] nice dude 01[15:33] im assuming des went for the closest wall amirite? [15:33] sure 01[15:34] you actually could have charged, not like it matters 01[15:34] they're weaklings :P 01[15:34] making an enemy explode is cooler than cutting em in half imo [15:35] hmm [15:35] can i explode enemies [15:36] i will work on that [15:36] I'm about to gut one. 01[15:36] dealing 80 damage explodes an enemy imo [15:36] how many enemies are next to kord? [15:36] 2 amirite? [15:36] the enemy can't explode if there's nothing to cause the explosion. >.> 01[15:37] enough force can cause an explosion 01[15:37] force of a blade for example 01[15:37] even if it is thin 01[15:37] although i like to rule that superpowered enemy's can survive having their heads lopped off, except that it messes with mechanics so... y'know 01[15:38] the player might question if having no head warrants an advantage/disadvantage, etc. [15:38] torrasque [15:38] We can pound him with an incredible amount of damage. [15:38] Once I become a FB that is. [15:38] I'll be able to drain all of its HP in a single strike. 01[15:38] oh yah there's a horse that's standing their dumbly 01[15:38] and a bugbear that's next to kord 01[15:39] sorry about not letting you know [15:39] just one then? [15:39] :/ 06[15:39] * Rylin is disappointed he cannot use cleave [15:39] one other parpet archer 01[15:40] siriand is up next 01[15:40] there's two archers on the other parapet [15:40] Can I get close enough to catch them both in a cone? 01[15:40] why yes you can 01[15:40] roll damage please [15:40] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 damage 4,1please --> error: malformed expression [15:40] then that's exactly what i do [15:40] 7 damage 06[15:41] * Rylin chuckles [15:41] >implying these weaklings can survive that [15:41] laughing elf man.jpg [15:42] oh well fuck [15:42] my char sheet somehow half-wiped itself [15:42] now I have to fill everything back in. [15:42] damn [15:43] also, my char sheet can't be edited because i got logged out and the site refuses to acknowledge that i answered my activation email, or send me a new one [15:43] so there 01[15:43] petition them siri [15:44] you've injured them gravely [15:44] good 01[15:45] take 4 damage siri [15:45] kay 01[15:45] write it down if you don't have your sheet [15:45] brb 01[15:45] rylin is up [15:45] if i don't make it back before my next turn, moar fire breath 01[15:46] kk [15:46] ok [15:46] my sheet is all screwy, but I know what I need to 01[15:46] hehe [15:46] it stopped auto-calculating [15:46] crazy [15:46] anyway [15:46] I'm going to run over to where kord is 01[15:46] sounds rather gay 01[15:46] take out that bugbear? [15:46] and attack that bastard [15:46] yeah 01[15:47] k roll 01[15:47] actually you can 5 foot step and make a full attack dude [15:47] wait [15:47] full attack oo 01[15:47] so your first attack misses 01[15:47] do you have any other attacks? [15:47] I attack again with my other claw [15:47] the bastard 01[15:47] heh 01[15:47] you should get multi attack as a feat [15:47] I should. 01[15:48] or does your second claw not take a penalty [15:48] 22 [15:48] it does not 01[15:48] roll damage [15:48] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [15:48] fuck ya [15:48] max dmg [15:48] 18 [15:49] back 01[15:50] roll sense motive [15:50] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 sense 4,1motive --> error: malformed expression [15:50] if he attacks with both claws, he should have a dual-wielding penalty. >.> [15:50] there natural attacks [15:50] natural attacks 01[15:50] actually i was thinking that'd be a miss since its a secondary natural weapon, -5 penalty [15:50] actually [15:50] so there weird [15:50] yes [15:50] It says I don't specifically on the D&D site [15:50] GM is right 01[15:50] alright so the attack was a miss [15:50] wut [15:50] natural weapons take a dual-wielding penalty just like real weapons [15:50] lemme check 01[15:51] no natural weapons take a -5 penalty for secondary weapons [15:51] it's like attacking with both ends of a double-bladed sword. 01[15:51] i think if you use a weapon and make a natural attack you don't take a penalty though 01[15:51] too late for that [15:51] you can attack with one or you can attack with both and take a penalty 01[15:51] you take a -1 penalty with the main if you attack with both 01[15:51] no penalties if you have multiattack 01[15:51] aaanyway 01[15:52] roll sense motive guys [15:52] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 sense 4,1motive guys --> error: malformed expression [15:52] 23 [15:52] also, shit, i should get that feat. what with the shape-shifting and all that, i mean 01[15:52] hehe [15:52] so have you decided whether or not i get to keep my breath weapon when shapeshifted? 01[15:52] no you keep it [15:52] sweet. :D 01[15:53] if the actual wording is confusing, id say keep it [15:53] we'll see who's a bigger munchkin next level, deschain [15:53] no wait, it'll still be you [15:53] but i'll be able to fly 01[15:54] take 9 damage shae [15:55] Yeah so I do take a penalty for it I guess :/ [15:55] i can fly next level too [15:55] lol munchkin [15:55] it is a secondary natural weapon [15:55] yeah but um [15:56] you can't shapeshift [15:56] in time i will [15:56] but not at level 6 [15:56] well shit [15:56] I don't get level 6 forever :/ [15:56] haha, yeah. :D [15:56] shapeshifting ain't going to help you kill shit [15:56] yes it will [15:56] there's a feat i can take called Flyby Attack [15:56] lol [15:56] great gold wyrm dragon [15:56] whooo [15:56] yes i know i've played a dragon [15:57] shapeshift into flying creature, fly by, breathe fire [15:57] it's fine i guess [15:57] how much damage? [15:57] the enemies will just ready actions to stab you [15:57] to stab me from 20ft below? [15:57] good luck with that [15:57] well [15:57] I want to be a master of the unseen hand as my next char. [15:57] i have 30ft range, remember? [15:57] i guess if you're just going to breathe fire [15:57] but they'd be pretty stupid to stand outside then [15:58] i can shapeshift as a standard action. Take any form convenient for the situation. [15:58] If i need speed I can turn into a varag. 60ft base speed. [15:58] Hell, there's even a shape I can take for digging. [15:58] And one for fucking up spellcasters. [15:58] i think you [15:58] oh, and if i turn into a constrictor naga i get a huge grapple bonus [15:58] are limited by HD 01[15:58] Alright shae's turn [15:59] i don't think so, why would i? [15:59] i don't get the creature's HD [15:59] just its Ex. abilities and some modifiers [15:59] how much damage did I take? [15:59] one sec while i look up the details 01[15:59] 9 damage [15:59] ok [15:59] if it's just ex. abilities, that's not very much [15:59] I cast arrow of dusk on the parpet archer 01[16:00] ok so what's it do [16:00] i also gain its speeds, so swim, burrow, flight, land etc. [16:00] fff 01[16:00] what's it do shae [16:00] the bastard has a high AC [16:00] well [16:00] I just rolled a nat 1 01[16:00] you still whining about missing him rylin? :D [16:00] 2d4 nonlethal [16:00] :/ 01[16:00] that's like a 0th level spell shae lol [16:00] yep 01[16:01] no save? 01[16:01] roll damage [16:01] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [16:01] 6 nonlethal 01[16:01] alright, you know that he isn't knocked out 01[16:01] nonlethal damage is sperate from lethal [16:01] really? 01[16:01] meaning having like 1 hit point left still means you gotta deal full nonlethal to knock him out [16:02] ok 01[16:02] o wait, nvm the guy's staggered so nonlethal knocks him out 01[16:02] alright you knocked him out, congrats 01[16:03] des' turn [16:03] yay [16:04] des kill dem :D [16:05] yesss [16:05] who is left to destroy 01[16:05] there's the archer you didn't kill [16:05] then i kill him 01[16:05] congrats 01[16:05] no, roll attack/damage [16:05] go goooo [16:05] roll 1d20+11 [16:05] 0,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+11 --> 10,1[ 1d20=5 ]8,1{16} [16:05] yes/no? 01[16:06] hit 01[16:06] you sunk my battleship! 01[16:06] roll damage [16:06] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [16:06] roll 6d6+12 [16:06] 0,1Deschain rolled :7,1 6d6+12 --> 10,1[ 6d6=20 ]8,1{32} 01[16:06] splat [16:08] great [16:08] how many are left? 01[16:08] Siriand's turn 01[16:09] There's two archers and one bugbear 01[16:09] round 4 yo [16:09] Are the archers I brutally maimed still alive? 01[16:09] there's one still alive [16:09] the bugbear is mine 01[16:09] one still alive on the parapet [16:09] And the other archer isn't in range of my cone? 01[16:09] the other is backed against a wall 01[16:10] yah the other archer is behind you [16:10] Is the one still alive on fire? 01[16:10] ahead of kord and the bugbear and rylin and myra 01[16:10] erm... yes 01[16:10] he's dead now, forgot sorry 01[16:10] so 1 archer left 01[16:10] lol [16:10] can i move into range with my 30ft breath weapon? 01[16:10] turns out you also burnt a commoner to death [16:10] hey, no fair [16:11] you didn't tell me there were civilians in the way. D: 01[16:11] yes you can [16:11] can mirra ressurect? [16:11] lol 01[16:11] the archer took him hostage [16:11] spending 10000 gold [16:11] on a civilan [16:11] you didn't mention that! [16:11] you are really good at this thing siriand [16:11] he doesn't have to [16:11] only because SS doesn't tell me they're there until AFTER they die. >.> 01[16:11] yah that one civilian tried to escape with the rest but was taken hostage... i was planning mentioning it but, meh 01[16:11] didn't seem relavent to ranged combat [16:12] didn't seem relevant to a breath wepaon that engulfs everything in range in an all-consuming flame? >.> 01[16:12] quite hilarious though, no? [16:12] shit happens [16:12] Well it was a necessary sacrifice. [16:12] indeed 01[16:12] necessary for the sake of combat flow! [16:12] none of us here are lawful good [16:12] Anyway, I move into range of the other archer, and torch him, trusting Rylin can eviscerate the bugbear. 01[16:12] a chaotic good person would whip themselves for killing a civilian probably, depends how anti-hero they are [16:12] woo! 7 damage! [16:13] I will obliterate that bitch [16:13] dodge my attack you son of a 01[16:13] and... failed reflex save yet again. [16:13] on the topic of anti-heros: http://kundor.org/pub/batman-alignment.jpg [16:14] HURRAY FOR PYROMANIA 01[16:15] yah batman is all alignments, i remember [16:15] Can you drop an enemy and then use cleave to attack their corpse? 01[16:15] hilariously confusing [16:15] ok I have to eat dinner 01[16:15] uh yes you can [16:15] I'll be back [16:15] awwwesomme 01[16:15] but i think you have to 'obliterate' the corpse 01[16:16] that's my ruling [16:16] I am going to. 01[16:16] obliteration = damage equal to total hp beyond -10 01[16:16] or if the corpse isn't quite fully dead, damage to -10 hp and then a cleave is granted [16:16] also what you said about nonlethal damage is incorredt look on page 146 player's hand book [16:16] brb 01[16:16] ah i gotta get the phb 01[16:17] alright rylin's turn [16:17] finally [16:17] I'm attacking this bitch 01[16:17] fuck yes amirite? [16:17] with both claws [16:17] yeah 01[16:17] roll attack damage [16:17] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 attack 4,1damage --> error: malformed expression 01[16:17] you know the drill [16:18] 23 [16:18] do I hit? 01[16:18] first hits 01[16:18] roll second [16:18] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 second --> error: malformed expression 01[16:18] second hits 01[16:18] congrats [16:18] 29 damage [16:18] do I drop him? 01[16:18] wait did you roll both attacks? [16:18] I'm combining them 01[16:18] you can do that? [16:18] Yeah. 01[16:18] you sure? :P [16:19] lemme look 01[16:19] ... [16:19] combine what? 01[16:19] combine his claw attacks [16:19] "A half-fiend fighting without weapons uses both claws and its bite when making a full attack." [16:19] AND ITS BITE [16:19] oh shit 01[16:19] yeah that means it has 3 natural weapons [16:19] I don't have a bite. 01[16:19] is there anything about combining both of its claws [16:20] no -.- [16:20] must of read it wrong 01[16:20] ah ok, so roll second attack please 01[16:20] and then roll damage [16:20] divide that first attack in two 01[16:20] you can always attack with a manufactured weapon if you wish [16:20] no :> 01[16:20] nice second attack hits [16:20] 28 [16:21] so 01[16:21] alright 29 damage, no need to roll damage [16:21] indeed [16:21] 29 damage [16:21] am I granted cleave? 01[16:21] no, you didn't drop the bugbear [16:21] He's not dead O.o [16:21] ? 01[16:21] yah he ain't dead [16:21] This guy is fucking tough. 01[16:22] Kord just hit him for 24 damage though [16:22] mirra is going to heal kord right?> [16:22] oh good [16:22] is he dead now? 01[16:22] mirra healed kord like 4 times already [16:22] oh good 01[16:22] nah he's still alive 01[16:22] he's a bugbear warrior [16:22] holy shit 01[16:22] BREAD IN AN OPEN SKY 01[16:22] BRED* [16:22] thats 53 dmg [16:23] that other bugbear was terrible compared to this one. [16:23] he spits entrails? [16:23] how the hell does that work? [16:23] he just vomits up his spleen? [16:23] I ripped them out. [16:23] And then shoved it in his mouth. [16:23] lies 01[16:24] he spits up bone and tooth and yah 01[16:24] hehe 01[16:24] yah i think he vomited his spleen [16:24] let's hurry this up [16:24] DES CUT THAT BITCH IN TWO 01[16:24] lol [16:24] i'm supposed to be doing homework and it's almost 7:30 over here. >.> 01[16:24] i don't know how many heals myrra has left... im assuming more than 4 [16:25] des [16:25] we need your nuke attack [16:25] so is anoiktos ever gonna play again or is myra doomed to just be our healbitch? [16:25] this guy is a trooper [16:25] kord and I just plowed 53 damage into this guy [16:25] HIT HIM WITH YOUR COLD STEEL AND SLICE HIS FACE IN TWO [16:26] well if that doesn't work I'm using my axe 01[16:26] Shae's turn [16:26] oh shae [16:26] i forgot about you. >.> [16:26] back [16:26] If I roll a crit that is 3d12+24 [16:26] WRECK THAT BITCH WITH YOUR EVIL MAGIC SPELLS [16:26] lol [16:26] kill him [16:26] KILL HIM ALREADY [16:26] but leave his corpse there [16:26] we have a drug lord to find and a prisoner to tie up [16:26] what armour is this bugbear wearing? [16:26] I want to obliterate it. 01[16:26] this guy's a little hardy to obliterate 01[16:27] you'll find out [16:27] like do I see any? 01[16:27] he's wearing a breastplate of some kind [16:27] ok [16:27] guys [16:27] leave him to me. [16:27] I move to him [16:27] ...an enchanted breastplate? [16:28] nono [16:28] I have intimidating rage 01[16:28] it has a symbol on it... an arrow splitting across a skull [16:28] then cast flesh fails on him [16:28] I will make him feel fear. [16:28] Then kill him. 01[16:28] you gotta cast detect magic 01[16:28] hit [16:28] hot damn [16:28] btw my claws are magic weapons and overcome damage reductions. [16:28] ok [16:28] 4 dex damage 01[16:29] alright [16:29] oh goody [16:29] :D 01[16:29] des turn [16:29] des leave him to me plz [16:29] :D 01[16:29] you could have finished him with your spear 01[16:29] :P [16:29] so -2 ac 01[16:29] ah yes -2 AC [16:29] I don't think I would have hit [16:29] DES [16:29] DESCHAIN 01[16:29] DESSY [16:29] KILL THAT SUMBITCH [16:29] skip his turn [16:29] I want to kill 'em [16:29] ! [16:29] !!! 01[16:29] siri comes after des [16:29] I have intimidating rage :> 01[16:30] did you roll intimidate? 01[16:30] what's it do? [16:30] I have to wait until my turn 01[16:30] ah [16:30] http://www.traykon.com/feats/rage.php 01[16:30] but you've been raging the entire time [16:30] why are you intimidating in battle? [16:30] intimidating rage is an ability you can use during rage 01[16:31] so if you've been raging the entire time... wouldn't you be continuously intimidating with intimidating rage or something 01[16:31] i think i read about it [16:31] No, I have to activate it 01[16:31] o ok 01[16:31] anyway if we skip des, its siri up 01[16:31] siri, you wanna go? [16:31] I get +9 to intimidate [16:31] so [16:31] :D [16:31] alright i um [16:31] er [16:31] lemme kill him plzzz [16:31] do i skip or breathe fire? [16:31] can't decide? [16:31] i breathe fire [16:31] noo [16:31] whyyy 01[16:31] just breathe fire in a line [16:32] this is dissappointing [16:32] 10 DAMAGE [16:32] we are immune [16:32] remeber [16:32] SUCK IT BUGBEAR 01[16:32] oh right [16:32] no, but he dies 01[16:32] failed save [16:32] he died? [16:32] D: [16:32] Should of chased after that lizard :/ [16:33] What's left of him? 01[16:33] ashes 01[16:33] and armor still [16:33] just ashes? 01[16:33] its a little damaged by the fire but intact [16:33] oh goody [16:33] my turn right? 01[16:33] combat' 01[16:33] combat's over [16:33] in that instince I'm going to rip him apart [16:33] don't rip apart the armor! [16:34] it might be enchanted! 01[16:34] He's very easy to tear apart. The skin is brittle because of the flames. 01[16:34] the flames quickly die in his ashen bones. [16:34] I walk to mirra to be healed [16:34] i'm going to take the rope from the apparently-stupefied Deschain and tie up the unconscious archer. he's a half-orc, right? [16:34] unconscious? [16:34] Can I kill him? [16:34] No! [16:34] no 01[16:34] Deschain's up a parapet, but you can walk up the stairs to him. [16:34] We need one prisoner! [16:35] hrrrr [16:35] what ta do [16:35] allies do not want me to kill 01[16:35] you can voluntarily end rage 01[16:35] its technical though [16:35] You can kill him later, if Dey and Des don't torture him to death [16:35] I'll be nonpossessed then D: [16:35] oh well [16:36] I'll end rage. [16:36] DESCHAIN [16:36] are you there man? [16:36] well anyway [16:36] how strong does the half-orc look? [16:36] Now I'm fatigued. [16:36] :/ [16:36] and should i roll Use Rope? >.> [16:37] wait [16:37] no encounter [16:37] I'm not fatigued [16:38] hmm [16:38] i'm just making careful observations about the battle styles [16:38] of my opponents [16:39] Deschain [16:39] Tie up that half-orc. [16:39] What's your Use Rope? [16:39] Old Country style? [16:39] As long as that doesn't involve fatal injuries. >.> [16:39] It does not involve injury. [16:39] It is quick and painless. [16:40] does it involve anything that would potentially kill the target? >.> [16:41] well anyway, tie him up [16:41] dey does it [16:41] he is better [16:42] control it [16:42] pff [16:42] just wait until I'm a FB [16:42] well then dey ties him up [16:42] as long as he's tied up [16:42] When if my frenzy isn't over I start attacking you guys :/ [16:42] wait, what's Dey's Use Rope? [16:43] unless I can will save myself out of it. [16:43] Hmm [16:43] I should just make you unconscious [16:43] It'd be hard. [16:43] is he under me [16:43] it...should not be hard [16:43] Dey can just put him in a coma. >.> [16:43] I have 13 dex now [16:43] Not 8 :/ [16:43] We'll take him out of it once he's calm. [16:44] he ha sa +9 on use rope [16:44] ah [16:44] And I have resist magic 18 [16:44] so if the half-orc tries to escape he has to deal with 1d20+19. [16:44] that's awesome [16:44] no i will just make you unconscious [16:44] is he below me 01[16:44] is who below you [16:44] is who below you? [16:44] you and your tactical nuke :P [16:44] rylin [16:45] he's not a threat right now. >.> 01[16:45] yah if your still on the parapet [16:45] i am [16:45] is he still dangerous 01[16:45] rylin ended rage [16:45] ok [16:45] I'm not in rage [16:45] I was talking about frenzy [16:45] then there is no problem? 01[16:45] read usurpers, they're having a chat right now [16:45] It'll be a while before I get frenzy [16:45] very well [16:45] you remain conscious [16:45] that last bugbear dropped his armor, right? [16:46] (which I get the ludicrous bonus of +12 to str) [16:46] no wait [16:46] +10 [16:46] WAITWAITWAIT [16:46] the guy who was knocked out is dead now? [16:46] the one that fell [16:46] yep [16:46] ah [16:46] some hero you are [16:46] so different one? [16:46] >implying Siriand is a hero 01[16:46] search all of the dead archers shae? [16:46] trollface.jpg [16:46] >implying any of us are heroes 01[16:46] no there's still one guy knocked out [16:47] Alright. 01[16:47] shae knocked out another archer, and the guy fell off the parapet [16:47] Deschain, have Dey tie him up. [16:47] his neck is broken [16:47] and his skull is also [16:47] We've got about twenty-four hours before he wakes up, depending on his maximum hitpoints, so we have plenty of time to stash him somewhere. [16:47] i can chop off his legs [16:48] he cannot move very fast if his legs are not there [16:48] or his arms [16:48] Not until he's awake. [16:48] We save the torture for when he refuses to answer. [16:48] perhaps it will teach him a lesson messing with veterans of the Old Country [16:48] He has no motivation if he's ALREADY in pain. [16:48] lol [16:48] torture? no...that is not torture [16:48] torture is worse [16:48] let's just kill him >.> [16:48] it is simpler. [16:48] Not until after we extract information. [16:48] Where is the guy that passed out when I asked him a question. [16:49] There was someting odd about the last bugbear's armor. It fell to the ground when he died, right? [16:49] dibs [16:49] on the armor? [16:49] yeah [16:49] don't you already have full plate? [16:49] after we figure out what the symbol means [16:49] I'm selling it :3 [16:49] In that case, no. 01[16:50] shit i just told you they were carrying poison... well i guess you can assume it anyway [16:50] we already know what kret'nch is [16:50] Can I drink it? [16:50] Can poison be identified with alchemy? 01[16:50] yah it can [16:50] Identify it, then I'll drink it. 01[16:50] why do you wanna drink poison? :D [16:50] I'm immune to poison :D 01[16:50] ah i see [16:52] damn it [16:52] 6. >.> [16:52] how many people are in our party? [16:53] iunno [16:53] seven or eight, probably [16:53] I have acid resist and fire resist 01[16:54] i count seven 01[16:54] 8 total vials of poison 01[16:54] 7 now, since rylin drank one [16:54] two [16:54] I drank two [16:55] Is there any food laying around from some merchant stand or something? 01[16:55] 6 then 01[16:56] yes [16:56] how much? 01[16:56] there's bread, some chickens [16:56] New Rule: Rylin is not allowed to touch any loot until the rest of us have looked it over. [16:56] It tasted good! [16:57] Like beer mixed with a kick of rum. [16:57] dey already tied up our prisoner, right? [16:58] think so [16:58] SS, do i notice anything about the armor? [17:00] Ok if we split of the silver pieces we all be .85 gp [17:00] get .85 gp [17:01] I'll pass, I've still got 7000g in my wagons. [17:01] more than that actually, but i rounded down to cover wages for the next few months. or years. not really sure how long that'll last 01[17:01] siriand, make a craft check to identify the armor [17:01] is it possible to make an untrained craft check? [17:01] my only craft skill is alchemy. >.> [17:02] I don't know detect magic 01[17:02] also, do you guys remember the name of the captain who asigned you this mission? [17:02] he didn't assign us a mission [17:02] but no, i don't remember his name 01[17:02] well he told you about the stuff 01[17:02] darn, i didn't write it down lol [17:02] he told us Kret'nch wasn't illegal and we went off on our own 01[17:03] yah i know [17:03] well make it up again, we won't hold it against you 01[17:03] kk :) [17:03] just write it down for the future. >.> [17:03] we acted in self-defense [17:03] we didn't so anything illegal [17:03] well... I ate some food, but they can't prove that. [17:04] i got a 17 on that craft check btw [17:05] we need dey to talk us out of this [17:05] Alright, first of all Shae, every time I burned a commoner, it was because I was not informed that there were any in the way. [17:05] lol [17:05] Second, I have an amazing bluff score. [17:05] Third, they don't know I burned any commoners. [17:05] I know siri [17:06] thats just what Shae thinks [17:06] they better not say anything bad to me... [17:06] they tally off the crimes and not me? what exactly does that mean? >.> [17:06] THEY KNOW! [17:06] :> [17:06] Yeah, you repriand me for stealing some food but you go and kill a commoner. [17:07] I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A COMMONER IN THE WAY [17:07] :3 [17:07] you on the other hand knew you were stealing. >.> [17:07] I'm true neutral, I was just looking out for myself. [17:07] It was all dirty and on the ground anyway... [17:07] And that commoner was dirty and on the ground too. [17:08] fair enough [17:08] lol [17:08] lol [17:08] we're even [17:08] yeah except i didn't commit my crime in front of a bunch of guards. or intentionally. :D [17:10] i'm confused, is the captain still reprimanding the other guard or did he just reprimand us? [17:10] I'm just going to keep the silver if no one else wants any [17:11] and I'm going to sell the bow later 01[17:11] siriand, the guard wants to do investigations... he wants to bring you in and inevitably do crazy stuff to foreigners... you don't know for sure though [17:11] so the captain is reprimanding us now? 01[17:11] yep 06[17:13] * Rylin whispers to siriand, what is an empress? [17:13] has Mirra healed me? [17:13] wait [17:13] wrong chat [17:13] bleh [17:17] Mr. Exposition likes to talk, I see. >.> [17:19] so um [17:19] wat nao [17:20] I think SS is typing or something [17:20] I do homework. [17:20] haha yeah, like we'd let him take our loot. >.> [17:21] the only thing you want is the breast plate [17:21] And the poison. >.> [17:21] But yes, I do want that breast plate. [17:21] you should ask him about the poison [17:21] It's going into my horde. [17:21] Oh! I just remember I'm a dragon! [17:21] say one vial of it was all you found. [17:21] someone asked for a dragon? [17:21] I need to polish that breast plate! [17:21] really? [17:22] Well I'm descended from a dragon and intentionally emulate dragon-like mannerisms in an effort to be more dragon-like. [17:22] So yes, I'm a dragon. [17:23] done talking now? [17:23] man he found your ass out [17:23] Is still safe :3 [17:24] he can't prove that I ate dem chickens. [17:24] I'll turn you in if he asks. [17:24] I bet you are covered in feathers [17:24] Yeah, they'd stick to the blood stains. [17:25] OH SHI- [17:25] you just said khan [17:25] that means heshirol is fucked [17:26] because the Mongolians beat the Arabs. D: [17:26] Oh khan isn't that impressive. [17:26] I had lunch with the guy once. [17:28] He doesn't want the gold yet? Oh good. [17:28] too bad we don't have a thief. [17:29] We could steal the gold from his treasury then give it to him. [17:29] Psh. I can do that next level. [17:30] wait, he wants the gold now? D: [17:30] fail [17:30] I cause no collateral [17:30] how are we going to get out of this. [17:30] I didn't do anything except rip a guy apart. [17:30] I know how to get out of it. [17:31] And tear a guys head off. [17:31] no collateral [17:31] Chickens [17:31] When you think about it, siriand is the only one that damaged the battlefield, that and des's tactical nuke. [17:32] I did not damage the landscape. [17:32] I merely scorched a single civilian. [17:32] I think you should pay [17:32] I haven't got all my gold with me at the moment. [17:32] you said yourself that you have 7000 Gp [17:32] then we go to it [17:32] one sec [17:32] All in favor that siriand pays say aye. [17:33] Gonna try and get him to take what I do have and promise to pay later. [17:33] aye [17:36] drinking challenge? [17:36] yes [17:36] :D [17:44] I'll do it if no one else wants to [17:45] speak up [17:45] this is money on the line [17:48] wait wait wait [17:48] wat [17:48] i can convince another guard to stand watch if it's not too late [17:48] i have like +17 diplomacy [17:48] Its fine [17:49] Rylin, get him to cover the whole fine! [17:49] I will [17:49] Siri I need you with me. [17:49] So we can go to a pub and get bets. [17:49] YOu want me to take the bets? [17:49] This guard isn't going to be rich enough to pay the fines. [17:49] You have +17 diplo [17:50] you can convince people to put a bunch of money on the other guy. [17:50] Ah. [17:50] shae, this is for a noble cause. [17:50] siri do you want to convince a guard before we go? [17:50] Shae, I can get someone else to do it. >.> [17:50] Just point me in the direction of a guard and I'll get him to do it. [17:52] Rolled a 21 [17:52] 0,1Siriand rolled :7,1 a 4,121 --> error: malformed expression [17:52] mm [17:53] brb,bathroom [17:53] Yah thats fine get someone else to do it [17:54] shae what is your diplo score? [17:54] -1 [17:54] oh good [17:54] you can be the one rooting for me. [17:54] I'm going to have to be off for a while [17:55] well that's cool, as far as I'm concerned the battle is over [17:55] But I doubt I'll really do anything more [17:55] yep [17:55] you'll miss the contest though haha [17:55] I leave this open so I can see happend later on [17:55] bye [17:55] k [17:57] back [17:57] is he gonna be gone the whole time then? [17:57] also, deschain, what are you doing? [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] DESCHAIN 01[17:57] deschain seemed pretty bored, i think he's afk [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] DESCHAIN [17:57] well worth a try 01[17:57] hehe 01[17:58] you guys gotta keep a journal... we can turn this whole thing into a story [17:58] so we got a guard to cover right? 01[17:58] roll diplomacy [17:58] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 diplomacy --> error: malformed expression [17:58] Yeah, I'll try to write some things down tomorrow [17:58] I rolled diplomacy earlier. [17:58] got a 21 [17:58] want me to reroll? [17:58] I'll write what happened today in the thread. 01[17:58] also it takes roughly an two hours to get to the station, look up the manifest convince a guard to cover [17:59] what what what [17:59] two hours? [17:59] so we wait, speed time ftw! 01[17:59] yah its a long process [17:59] the other guard is just gonna hang out for two hours? 01[17:59] no, he's getting pretty restless [17:59] we can just chill with him [17:59] i was thinking i would go find some guy and get him to go do it. >.> 01[17:59] no, you gotta go to the guard manifest [17:59] fine [17:59] i'll do that 01[17:59] the guard won't tolerate a commoner doing his job [18:00] and i use my 21 diplomacy to convince someone to take the job! 01[18:00] by saying 01[18:00] 'c'mon' over and over? xD [18:00] No. 01[18:00] lol [18:00] By telling him it'd um... [18:00] err [18:00] Telling him it'd look good on his resume! [18:00] Yeah, that's it. 01[18:01] his lawful reputation? [18:01] extra duty and say he'll be pulling overtime, so that's double pay. [18:01] And that. 01[18:01] alright, so that's what you do [18:01] Yeah alright. [18:01] I tell him he'll making double pay due to overtime. [18:01] And pray he doesn't remember my face. >.> [18:01] pay him up front to do it. 01[18:01] the job covering is actually rather sneaky... it isn't really summed up to double pay [18:02] the money we can make an inn is wroth it. 01[18:02] he just gets paid again... not double 01[18:02] DC to convince is 30 01[18:02] wait nvm 01[18:02] roll diplomacy again [18:02] 0,1TheGM rolled :7,1 diplomacy 4,1again --> error: malformed expression 01[18:02] you're basically discussing the matter with him for something like 20 minutes [18:02] just slip him some gold coins. [18:03] 26 [18:03] we'll make a ton more. [18:03] And yeah, I slip him twenty coins to sweeten the deal. 01[18:03] alright DC is now 25 01[18:03] so he agrees, congrats [18:03] whew [18:03] woo!! [18:03] That +17 is awesome 01[18:03] alright 2 hours includes getting back [18:03] speed tiem [18:03] I know it is. [18:04] I love my invocations. [18:04] My only regret is that I don't have the one that lets me identify magic items at will. [18:04] But I'll grab that sooner or later. 01[18:04] imagine how hard these little things would be if you were all commoners guys :P 01[18:04] even if you had money, i mean [18:04] It's a good thing I'm part dragon, then. 01[18:04] hehe 01[18:05] part dragon is EVERYTHING [18:05] good thing I'm part demon [18:05] let's do this thing [18:05] Rylin and Des are the muscle, I'm the face... But who's the brains? [18:05] dey [18:05] wait [18:06] You're forgetting he doesn't talk. [18:06] ilamdrei [18:06] He is the horse [18:06] he is the brains behind this operation [18:06] DESCHAIN IS TALKING [18:06] Wait, the horse, is the brains? >.> [18:06] yessir [18:06] :D [18:06] des [18:06] we need you to slip the guard 25 gp [18:07] Why is this? [18:07] 30 gp maybe now [18:07] drinking contest [18:07] we owe 500 gp each in damages [18:07] Not each. [18:07] i offer him [18:07] his life [18:07] As a group. [18:07] oh [18:07] well [18:07] in exchange for the money [18:07] we're going to earn that money. [18:07] And I'm too cheap to pay up, and you guys refuse to cover it. [18:07] he can walk away now [18:07] just pay up. [18:07] alive, for the mere price of 500 GP [18:07] I'm too poor. [18:08] So we're gonna exploit Rylin's immunity to poison of all ind to get the guy hammered in a drinking contest. 01[18:08] i thought deschain was a good guy hehe [18:08] yea i'm just kidding [18:08] poison of all kind* [18:08] i slip him 25 GP [18:08] Des isn't a good guy, he's more neutral. 01[18:08] make that 30 des [18:08] 300 [18:08] 30* 01[18:08] he wants 30 unless you wanna roll diplo [18:08] He just doesn't like to show it on his character sheet. >.> [18:08] Well, at first I was supposed to be NG [18:08] but now [18:08] I'll roll diplo [18:08] NOOO [18:08] I am sekret policia [18:08] your diplo sucks, doesn't it? [18:09] 19 [18:09] oh wow [18:09] that's pretty damn lucky. >.> [18:09] I know [18:10] I attribute it to my Irish luck. [18:12] Now to the swindling? [18:12] siriand I'll get their attention and you get people to bet against me kay? [18:12] just out of curiosity, will it be a buff or diplo? the difference is arbitrary as my modifiers for both are identical, but i'd like to know [18:14] go [18:15] oh c'mon [18:15] come on GM, you gotta give us a chance to take bets... [18:15] we gotta get bets in there. 01[18:15] take bets then [18:15] but you already ended it. >.> [18:16] I'm starting again [18:16] so bet now. [18:17] So we gained 190 gp so far. 01[18:17] the npcs in the bar all bet a total of 400 gp, 190 towards the guard. [18:17] OH SHI- [18:17] we lost? [18:17] wait 01[18:17] no you won obviously [18:17] 210g on him, 190g on the guard. 01[18:18] rylin can't get drunk [18:18] That means we owe 40g. 01[18:18] wait, how's that work? [18:18] Double the amount bet. [18:18] I'm drunk now [18:18] we can get a lot more money. 01[18:18] yah you owe 40gp then [18:18] damn [18:18] well [18:18] we wait for the next round i guess [18:18] siri [18:18] We can keep going as long as Rylin's stomach has room. [18:19] use your diplo to get people against me. [18:19] And you know how my appetite is. [18:19] I'll use bluff. [18:19] they shouldn't get any circumstancial sense motive modifiers, it's hardly a bluff that's tough to believe. >.> [18:20] see if you can get more bets. 01[18:21] but the majority believe you anyway, that's why the bets swing 240gp/160gp [18:21] yeah [18:22] so what's the fine at, since Rylin payed off his chickens with the last guard? [18:22] also, what's the bet between Rylin and the guard? that's independent of the patrons, isn't it? 01[18:22] hm... you'll have to wait until next day 01[18:23] because it was THAT guard that was responsible for collecting the levy against you [18:23] i know [18:23] but what did the chickens cost? 01[18:23] the bet was the chickens 01[18:23] and the food and shit 01[18:23] total cost was like 90g [18:23] no i mean, the current guard 01[18:23] current guard? [18:23] rylin found a second guy 01[18:24] o well, he's collecting the same fine [18:24] so the bet is another 90 gold? 01[18:24] no its 90 gold that you bet in the first place 01[18:24] that's what you owed for the damages rylin specifically caused [18:24] yeah [18:24] but then rylin found a second guy [18:25] all I did was kill two guys :D [18:25] what's he betting him? [18:25] I don't know 01[18:25] o your starting another drinking contest? [18:25] yeah. 01[18:25] the second guard doesn't wanna have one [18:25] oh shi- [18:25] siriand [18:25] we gotta find someone. 01[18:25] im AFK guys, dinner :D [18:25] use you're amazing diplo. [18:25] well we got 240g [18:25] noo 01[18:25] your fine is 410 gold, remember that [18:25] 240 g is good. [18:26] we're up on the plus side. 01[18:26] you made 160 gold from the bets in the bar [18:26] Siriand, we can go to another bar next :D [18:26] didn't they bet 240 on Rylin? [18:26] yeah [18:26] or against him rather 01[18:26] no they swung because you were using diplomacy [18:26] wait a second 01[18:26] it was reverse time and all that [18:26] i'm confused [18:26] I am drunk./ [18:26] well, not really [18:26] i think we lost money again [18:26] but meh 01[18:26] logic dictates that you have the power to influence the bets in the first contest [18:26] 160*2=320 01[18:27] no you gained money [18:27] the guys who bet ON Rylin need to be payed off. 01[18:27] if you didn't influence the bets at all, it would've cost you 40 gold if rylin won [18:27] err wait a second no 01[18:27] but then you swung the bets around, and you earned 160 gold upon rylin winning 01[18:27] so you payed them off with what you won [18:27] you know what? i won't argue [18:27] so we earned 160 gp 01[18:27] with 160 gold left over [18:27] :D [18:28] just don't give us the straight numbers next time please, but it'll drive me crazy [18:28] 160 gp is actually a lot. [18:28] just tell us what we won, not all the bets involved. [18:28] well ss has to go eat supper [18:28] because it'll drive me crazy* [18:28] so we must plan our strat in the mean time. [18:28] yes we must [18:28] alright so we gotta get this fine payed off 01[18:28] you won 160gp from the bets, 90 gp from rylin's deal with the guard 01[18:28] that's it' [18:28] then we need to treck back to the slums [18:28] once there we have to find the drug dealer [18:29] So we owe. 410 gp and we have 160 gp. [18:29] what was his name? it had a V in it. 01[18:29] yep 01[18:29] kensington vulmer [18:29] That's it! 01[18:29] you guys really gotta keep a player's journal [18:29] Did you write that one down? 01[18:29] yep 01[18:29] hehe [18:29] Yeah, we should. 01[18:29] alright afk [18:29] Here, I'll use this time to update the thread. 01[18:29] update with everything that's happened EVERYTHING [18:29] I've been writing some stuff down [18:30] good [18:30] Shae is back! :D [18:30] oh good 01[18:30] ill probably post it on giantitp and then people over there can chuckle at what happened in the adventure :P [18:30] I dun need ya ta tell meh wut ta du [18:30] imma grown man [18:30] I'm gonna start writing stuff down myself. [18:31] Hrm... I just realized that's a great excuse to practice all the HTML I learned. :D [18:31] Hyperlinks and whatnot [18:34] Shae is going to find an alchemist [18:34] to tell us what is in the vials [18:34] I'm an alchemist [18:34] My last check just failed. [18:34] when Mr. GM gets bacj [18:34] oh goody [18:34] I'm feeling a stroke of goodness [18:35] I should also take some world history notes [18:35] If SS decides enough time has passed I can try again, I can easily identify it. [18:35] I just need some luck. >.> [18:35] should we make a surplus of money lets give the guard who lost some gp. [18:35] na [18:35] He's not exactly very rich. [18:36] maybe if he doesn't lose any money after it he'll be our friend. [18:36] Think about it. [18:36] You're a sociopath with on/off KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT mode. [18:36] what's your alingment? [18:36] true neutral [18:36] You shouldn't be thinking of other people. [18:36] I'm being neutral. [18:36] No I'm thinking of myself. [18:36] neutral people should be greedy [18:36] If we ingratiate ourselves with him. [18:36] then he would be appreciative towards us right. [18:37] If we ever get in trouble with the law again, which we will, it would be nice to have someone on our side. [18:37] Better to have the Captain on our side than just a guard. [18:37] And we already have that. [18:37] Get them both. [18:37] The Captain loves us. [18:37] The only reason we're even paying the fine is because he's required to make us pay. [18:37] He has drinking buddies of several guards [18:37] that means several guards could like us. [18:37] Oh and something about paying the family of the dead man. [18:38] Alright, I see your point. [18:38] we could get the entire guard force on our side. [18:38] who needs diplomatic immunity if you're already considered a hero by the guards? [18:39] fine [18:39] but you're paying [18:39] i'm not parting with my gold [18:39] mmm... gold... [18:39] so shiny... [18:39] I'll pay. [18:39] You'll have to write the note though. [18:40] I'm literate, but my handwriting is bad. [18:40] what notes now? [18:41] Ok Fiend do your homework! [18:41] wait until SS comes back. [18:41] now! [18:41] I'm updating the forum. [18:41] i gotta go [18:41] wut why [18:41] D: [18:41] and what note are you talking about? [18:41] the thread [18:42] I'm posting and update. [18:42] not that [18:42] an* [18:42] you said i have to write a note [18:42] oh [18:42] oh [18:42] brb [18:42] gotta give the guard a note saying thanks for the great time here's some cash. [18:42] or something [18:46] back [18:46] oh goody. [18:46] so I write a note saying "Here's half your wager back, thanks for the fun," stuff it in his pocket, then stuff forty-five gold coins into his coinpurse [18:47] damn it SS [18:48] do something else while you wait Siriand [18:49] since my spells are technically spell-like abilities, does that mean i can't make alchemical stuff? D: [18:51] if you had ingredients [18:51] 90 gp [18:51] well it says i have to be a spell-caster. >.> [18:51] we have to pay him in full. [18:51] what, why? [18:51] or else he would have lost money. [18:51] Alchemy does not require spells [18:52] the SRD told me i have to be a spellcaster to make alchemical stuff [18:52] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/craft.htm 01[18:52] yah that's a stupid rule 01[18:53] knowledge of alchemy and knowledge of spell casting are not the same [18:53] I don't think that is true [18:53] funfact: Newton was an alchemist 01[18:53] exactly rylin [18:53] I'll check in the PHB 01[18:53] so magic does not alchemy make [18:53] fun fact: D&D alchemy is different 01[18:53] guys, im houseruling that alchemy isn't magical kk? [18:53] awesome [18:54] don't you love being the gm? [18:54] my four skill ranks were not wasted. :D 01[18:54] seriously, unless you wanna make potions in which case you still have to cast the spell so it's sort of redundant [18:54] well making potions is something else 01[18:54] yes i love being gm rylin, i do :S 01[18:54] lol [18:54] alchemy is for making acid, smokesticks, etc. [18:54] :P 01[18:54] acid and smokesticks is all chemistry pretty much 01[18:54] basic chemistry even [18:55] yeah [18:55] i guess the PHB does say your supposed to be a spellcaster but fuck that 01[18:55] exactly [18:55] well there's also stuff like the thunderstone, but it's all really semi-magical rather than magical 01[18:55] mmm... yeah true [18:55] it's all done with chemistry, just maaaaagical chemistry [18:56] IRL alchemy was the father of chemistry iirc. 01[18:56] thunder stone, tinder twig, those kinda stuff its all just using magical components 01[18:56] using magical components is as easy as handling regular components [18:56] it's taking stuff that's already magical and putting it together to make something useful 01[18:56] whereas taking a level in wizard requires many more years of study [18:56] like how potion-making works in most fantasy settings; mixing ingredients 01[18:56] exactly siri [18:57] well i gotta go [18:57] when's the next meeting? 01[18:57] next weekend? 01[18:57] my brother's watching amazing race [18:57] any idea which day? 01[18:57] saturday or sunday 01[18:57] vote in forums [18:57] alright [18:57] we'll work it out later [18:57] bye 02[18:57] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 01[18:57] o and, get that journal together! [18:58] awww [18:58] how much exp? [18:58] well bye [18:58] xD [18:58] oh yah exp [19:00] we killed 12 guys. [19:00] :D [19:02] Well [19:03] I'm going to go [19:04] bye 02[19:04] * Shae (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[19:04] * Rylin is now known as Apollo 02[19:10] * Environment (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 02[19:10] * Deschain (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[19:17] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has left #usurperschat (I'm a happy Miranda IM user! Get it here: http://miranda-im.org) Session Time: Mon Nov 16 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Tue Nov 17 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Tue Nov 17 00:29:02 2009 Session Start: Tue Nov 17 00:29:02 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[00:29] * Disconnected 02[00:30] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[00:30] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat Session Time: Wed Nov 18 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Thu Nov 19 00:00:01 2009 Session Close: Thu Nov 19 19:43:40 2009 Session Start: Thu Nov 19 19:43:40 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[19:43] * Disconnected 02[19:43] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[19:43] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat Session Time: Fri Nov 20 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Fri Nov 20 03:17:45 2009 Session Start: Fri Nov 20 03:17:45 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[03:17] * Disconnected 02[03:20] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[03:20] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat Session Time: Sat Nov 21 00:00:00 2009 03[11:38] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [11:38] game today? 02[11:41] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[12:13] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [12:13] thegm 03[14:06] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:06] why hello [14:21] hello [14:22] Apollo [14:22] :O [14:23] So I guess we're not playing today then. [14:25] s'pose not [14:25] I went to OSU today :D [14:27] to what? [14:31] Ohio State University [14:31] ah [14:31] :D [14:31] I'm so pumped for college [14:31] it'll be so much fun 02[16:45] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) 02[17:19] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Sun Nov 22 00:00:00 2009 03[08:43] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[12:47] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[14:07] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 02[20:30] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-177-27.nktelco.net) Quit (Quit: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Session Time: Mon Nov 23 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Tue Nov 24 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Wed Nov 25 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Wed Nov 25 03:15:33 2009 Session Start: Wed Nov 25 03:15:33 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[03:15] * Disconnected Session Close: Wed Nov 25 03:15:33 2009 Session Start: Sat Nov 28 12:06:57 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[12:06] * Now talking in #usurperschat 03[12:52] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[13:29] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Sun Nov 29 00:00:00 2009 03[10:59] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 01[12:34] <@TheGM> sup 01[12:34] <@TheGM> where's everyone? [12:34] ionno 01[12:34] <@TheGM> uonno [12:34] slackin' off and not showing up 01[12:34] <@TheGM> wuh oh 01[12:35] <@TheGM> i woke up half an hour ago to play this game [12:35] lol [12:36] we could just me and you play. 01[12:36] <@TheGM> if you wanna do a solo adventure, sure 01[12:36] <@TheGM> but i mean, you might have to create another character :P 01[12:36] <@TheGM> i don't wanna neglect the others [12:36] lol [12:36] i need the exp :D 01[12:37] <@TheGM> kay lets do a level 1 solo [12:37] and it is their fault for not showing up :P 01[12:37] <@TheGM> true 01[12:37] <@TheGM> make a sheet on mydndgame gogogo [12:37] h/o 01[12:37] <@TheGM> h/o? [12:38] yeah [12:38] doing a lot at one time :O 01[12:38] <@TheGM> what's that mean [12:38] I'm doing calc and playing lol 01[12:38] <@TheGM> o 01[12:38] <@TheGM> what's calc involve 01[12:38] <@TheGM> maybe i can help [12:39] just derivatives using the chain rule. 06[12:39] * @TheGM head explodes 01[12:40] <@TheGM> what are derivatives? 01[12:40] <@TheGM> what is chain rule????? [12:40] D: 01[12:40] <@TheGM> o noes i suck at math 01[12:41] <@TheGM> have you seen arby n the chief end game? [12:41] no... [12:41] I'm a bit confused there 01[12:41] <@TheGM> have you ever seen arby n the chief? [12:41] I'll make a char. 01[12:41] <@TheGM> go ahead [12:41] lemme get up some stuff 01[12:42] <@TheGM> kk 01[12:42] <@TheGM> you can probably get one together in half an hour unless you wanna do some research :P [12:42] I wanna try to make a master of the unseen hand, if that is possible. [12:42] if not then a bard 01[12:43] <@TheGM> is that a base class? 01[12:43] <@TheGM> core class* [12:43] no D: 01[12:43] <@TheGM> i was thinking of doing a level 1 adventure :P [12:44] page 60 of the complete warrior guide 01[12:44] <@TheGM> ah [12:44] I s'pose I could do a sorc that will become a master of the unseen hand :O 01[12:44] <@TheGM> sure 01[12:44] <@TheGM> or you can do a homebrew [12:44] So level one? 01[12:44] <@TheGM> yea level one 01[12:45] <@TheGM> max wealth, max hp at first level... hm, what else [12:45] 32 right? 01[12:45] <@TheGM> 32 point buy yea 01[12:45] <@TheGM> there's a lot of homebrew on giantitp.com [12:46] bleh [12:47] The requirement for a master of the unseen hand is just a telekesis spell and 8 in concentration. 01[12:47] <@TheGM> so like 5th level psion or psion/sorceror [12:48] Edward Ondrè 01[12:48] <@TheGM> http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120075 [12:48] I'll probably just do sorc 01[12:48] <@TheGM> there's a list of homebrew 01[12:49] <@TheGM> also check this shit out - http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75120 01[12:49] <@TheGM> orcs and goblinoids galore 01[12:49] <@TheGM> except... there's a lot of PRCs and not much core 01[12:50] <@TheGM> woohoo rhymes [12:51] wow [12:52] I'll just stick to core... 01[12:54] <@TheGM> in the orcs and goblinoids thread, you can make a cyborc at 12th level, although it kinda sucks [12:57] that stuff is too crazy for a noob like me :P 01[12:58] <@TheGM> hehe' 01[12:58] <@TheGM> are you apollo btw? [12:58] yeah [12:58] I'm a vampire [12:59] so I'm VAMPOLLO :D 01[12:59] <@TheGM> cool 01[12:59] <@TheGM> :P 01[12:59] <@TheGM> they have a caster that focuses on dancing so they use DEX to cast spells [12:59] nah [12:59] not in D&D [12:59] in IRC :3 01[13:01] <@TheGM> no im talking about homebrew not vampires :P 01[13:01] <@TheGM> vampires have LA +8 for the template 01[13:01] <@TheGM> so you'd have a first level vampire sorceror adventuring with a 9th level party 01[13:02] <@TheGM> it's probably the highest LA I've ever seen unless you wanna create like a balor or pit fiend 01[13:03] <@TheGM> or dragon PC [13:03] wow [13:03] huge LA [13:03] not worth it [13:04] he's not bad. [13:04] 10 str, 14 dex, 14 con, 12 int, 12 wis, and 16 cha. 01[13:06] <@TheGM> that's your 32 point buy? [13:06] yeah 01[13:06] <@TheGM> kk 01[13:07] <@TheGM> so your creating a sorc eh [13:07] yeah :P [13:11] So I'd have 6 HP huh [13:11] I better be careful about being hit D: 01[13:11] <@TheGM> or you can hire a meatshield [13:12] Or I could use telekinesis and use someone else as a meatshield 01[13:12] <@TheGM> true but that requires actions :P [13:12] very true [13:12] I need minions. [13:13] I'm also human so that's extra feat :D 01[13:13] <@TheGM> o nc [13:14] xD [13:14] human monks are the best, you get like 4 feats or something 01[13:14] <@TheGM> monks are terrible 01[13:15] <@TheGM> its not the amount of feats you have, it's the quality :P [13:15] true :P 01[13:15] <@TheGM> also ill allow two flaws, meaning you get two extra feats if you take two flaws 01[13:15] <@TheGM> ill allow two traits as well 01[13:15] <@TheGM> traits don't grant feats though [13:15] I don't know about flaws [13:15] motion sickness maybe :P 01[13:15] <@TheGM> look up flaws in the d20srd 01[13:16] <@TheGM> you can also google flaws d20 [13:20] mm [13:23] I don't like any of the flaws 01[13:23] <@TheGM> but if you choose one you get a bonus feat :P 01[13:23] <@TheGM> they all penalize you, that's why they're called flaws [13:25] well, I'm okay with getting penalized, just not with which ones there are. 01[13:25] <@TheGM> you could also make up a flaw [13:25] Noncombattant maybe. 01[13:25] <@TheGM> but id be the one to approve it [13:26] Motion sickness? -1 to all stats while riding or being carried? 01[13:26] <@TheGM> sure 01[13:26] <@TheGM> id approve of that [13:26] ohh hurray 01[13:26] <@TheGM> :D 01[13:27] <@TheGM> that's modifiers though, not actual score 01[13:27] <@TheGM> since modifiers effect skill checks and the like [13:28] ability scores and saves [13:28] So I have noncombattant and motion sickness 01[13:28] <@TheGM> ok good 01[13:28] <@TheGM> do you want any traits? [13:31] one [13:31] focused 01[13:31] <@TheGM> you sure you don't want something like slippery? 01[13:31] <@TheGM> :P 01[13:32] <@TheGM> helps you resist grapple which is the bane of casters 01[13:32] <@TheGM> before you get freedom of movement at least [13:32] ooo [13:32] you and your good ideas 01[13:32] <@TheGM> :D 01[13:32] <@TheGM> there's bigger optimizers then me out there -_- [13:32] I'd like that. 01[13:32] <@TheGM> hehe 01[13:33] <@TheGM> there was this barbarian 'uber charger' that could do 800 damage in one hit... i read about it on giantitp [13:33] so focused and slippery 01[13:33] <@TheGM> coolo [13:33] damn 01[13:33] <@TheGM> similarly if you have a crappy build, you might do 200 damage on a full attack at level 20 :P 01[13:33] <@TheGM> fighters are also supposed to suck if your not a noob, but we'll look at that another time [13:34] I have -2 melee attack roll lol 01[13:35] <@TheGM> your not a fighter so its cool :) 01[13:36] <@TheGM> so is your sheet done yet [13:36] almost [13:36] I still have to do spells and my summon 01[13:36] <@TheGM> your familiar you mean? 01[13:36] <@TheGM> eagles gift - airborne 01[13:36] <@TheGM> good song [13:36] yes' [13:37] I'm listening to jars :> 01[13:37] <@TheGM> jars? :P [13:39] yeah [13:39] new song [13:39] or was [13:39] suggest any feats? [13:39] I get four :P 01[13:41] <@TheGM> no i suck at feats :P 01[13:41] <@TheGM> google around a bunch [13:42] haha [13:42] I could become a master of the unseen hand [13:42] skill focus [13:42] +3 to concentration [13:43] wait [13:43] no I need 8 ranks D: 01[13:43] <@TheGM> yah that's ranks not modifier :P 01[13:43] <@TheGM> in other words 5th level 01[13:43] <@TheGM> mwahaha [13:44] I can only get telekinesis at level 5 anyway 01[13:44] <@TheGM> kay 01[13:44] <@TheGM> is jars a song by airborne? [13:45] emm [13:45] I forget who it is by [13:45] hold on [13:46] Chevelle [13:47] It'd probably be wise to get run. 01[13:51] <@TheGM> what about improved initiative? [13:51] should probably get that too 01[13:51] <@TheGM> there's also... can't remember what it was called [13:51] and improved skill on concentration. 01[13:51] <@TheGM> academic or adept or something 01[13:52] <@TheGM> anyway there's a feat that allows you one second level spell at 1st level or something 01[13:52] <@TheGM> you could always get scribe scroll and blow your money on scrolls that you scribed before the adventure 01[13:53] <@TheGM> scrolls are consumable spells btw [13:53] but I'm a sorc 03[13:55] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [13:55] oh look who's here [13:55] who the hell are you 01[13:55] <@TheGM> apollo olol [13:56] why different name? [13:57] for fun [13:57] I think I should get toughness :P [13:57] you need moar endurance? D: [13:57] Nono, new char. [13:58] I don't know about toughness though [13:58] i think i missed something [13:58] it is kind of pointless [13:58] there's magic aptitiude. [13:58] iron will [13:58] get the one that lets you shoot laser beams from your eyes [13:59] spell penetration [13:59] I could get another skill focus in concentration xD [13:59] spell focus too [14:00] okay i'm confused [14:00] what the hell do you need concentration and spell penetration for? 01[14:00] <@TheGM> he's making a level one sorc for a solo adventure we decided to spontaneously do 01[14:01] <@TheGM> siriand you can make a character too [14:01] oh cool [14:01] dibs on psion [14:01] preferrably a meat shield [14:01] i don't like playing meat shield [14:01] I'm a sorc [14:01] careful with your spell choice [14:01] or someone who can keep people from catching me [14:02] well if i go psion i can make people die with my thoughts, does that count? [14:02] I'm going to be a master of the unseen hand. [14:02] what I get for levels 1 - 4 are just filler for level 5 [14:02] Telepaths get some seriously overpowered shit at high levels. hell, they all do... [14:02] once I get telekinesis it'll be sweet pwnage [14:02] what are the schools of magic [14:03] Abjuration, Conjuration, Illusion, Necromancy, Divination, and um [14:03] i think there are some others 01[14:03] <@TheGM> evocation [14:03] telekinesis would what type of spell? [14:03] I think it's Enchantment. 01[14:03] <@TheGM> look it up in d20 srd [14:03] It seems like a mind-affecting enchantment. Although enchantments generally change the targets attitude... [14:04] So abjuration or divination, maybe. [14:04] I'll go with spell penetration [14:05] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindlink.htm [14:05] motherfucking mindlink, motherfuckers [14:06] we could be a tag team [14:07] i concur [14:07] you crush their mind while I pick them off the ground and hurl them into stuff. [14:07] MIND CRUSH [14:07] there should totally be a power called MIND CRUSH. is there? [14:07] I could also get improved grapple. [14:07] a grappling sorceror? [14:07] nigger you best know what you doin [14:08] I would need it for telekinesis [14:08] I have the slippery trait so I have -1 to grapple checks. [14:08] lol 01[14:08] <@TheGM> mind crush is a high level power i think [14:08] i don't suppose we'll ever use these characters at higher levels, will we? [14:08] maybe [14:08] people don't like to show up. [14:08] because there's a level 3 power that allows me to make my target essentially useless in battle 01[14:09] <@TheGM> worry about first level for now guys [14:09] he only gets 1 action per round, and if he uses for it anything but breathing he has to succeed a fortitude save or drop to 0 hit points 01[14:09] <@TheGM> breathing is quicker than a free action though :P [14:09] yeah, but it fucks with his lungs 01[14:09] <@TheGM> erm, a free action [14:10] he has to spend a whole standard action concentrating or he can't breathe 01[14:10] <@TheGM> o rly [14:10] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/crisisofBreath.htm [14:10] wait, i think he can still take a move action [14:11] but since you only get 1 standard action per round he'll still be useless [14:11] I get 16 spell points [14:11] I have the run feat, they won't catch me :P [14:11] spell points? [14:11] err [14:11] skill points [14:11] that makes a bit more sense. >.> 01[14:12] <@TheGM> spell points are a variant caster system :P [14:12] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/empathicTransferHostile.htm [14:12] one of my favorite powers 01[14:12] <@TheGM> they should have a power that causes the character to enunciate words unecessarily [14:12] heal up to 50 damage while simultaneously transferring the same amount healed in damage to an enemy 01[14:12] <@TheGM> like obsessive compulsive disorder :P [14:13] My character is going to be able to craft calligraphy [14:13] theoretically, it can also be used on a meat shield with a huge HP pool [14:13] I have a feeling that's going to come in handy. [14:13] craft calligraphy? is that even a feat? 01[14:13] <@TheGM> calligraphy? [14:13] nos [14:13] skill 01[14:13] <@TheGM> craft calligraphy is a skill [14:13] I'm doing my skills [14:13] ...what good is it? [14:13] Ionno. 01[14:13] <@TheGM> sounds a little fruity lol [14:14] hey i just realized, as a psion i have an excuse to use autohypnosis. i hope that's a class skill... 01[14:14] <@TheGM> you should get craft (taxidermy) 01[14:14] <@TheGM> or craft (decorative cake frosting) 01[14:14] <@TheGM> check out psion on the srd 01[14:14] <@TheGM> autohypnosis is a class skill for psychic warrior, i know that [14:14] dmn it, not a class skill for telepaths [14:14] only for kineticists and egoists 01[14:14] <@TheGM> open mind is a feat that allows more class skills though [14:15] oh did i mention a high-level psion can theoretically live forever? [14:15] old age need not be a problem. :D 01[14:15] <@TheGM> i think i already new that 01[14:15] <@TheGM> same with monks [14:16] nah, monks still die of old age 01[14:16] <@TheGM> o rly [14:16] they just don't get penalties for old age 01[14:16] <@TheGM> they just stay sexy until death [14:16] a telepath can permanently switch bodies [14:16] the only down side is that it costs XP and they gain a negative level if their old body dies before they make another switch [14:17] afk for a little while 01[14:17] <@TheGM> hey guys, there's a space marine template out there 01[14:17] <@TheGM> did you know that' 01[14:18] <@TheGM> although the LA is like +3 or +4 [14:18] So I can go up to 4 in skills right? [14:18] lol 01[14:18] <@TheGM> 4 ranks at level 1 yep 01[14:18] <@TheGM> space marine race is LA +2 01[14:18] <@TheGM> protoss race is LA +2 too :P 01[14:18] <@TheGM> at least the one I homebrewed 01[14:19] <@TheGM> templar core class probably has protoss race as prerequisite - focuses on unlocking protoss racial abilities 01[14:20] <@TheGM> and then there's high and bi templar :D 01[14:21] <@TheGM> PRCs [14:21] how much gold do we get 01[14:21] <@TheGM> max WBL [14:21] I have +10 concentration xD 01[14:21] <@TheGM> noice [14:23] 120 gp eh [14:25] back [14:25] 120gp? [14:25] that isn't enough for magic items. D: 01[14:29] <@TheGM> people don't usually get magic items at level 1 :P [14:29] yeah but um [14:29] they're magic. D: 01[14:29] <@TheGM> so does that mean they'll abide to your whim? :P 01[14:30] <@TheGM> no didn't think so! ha! 01[14:30] <@TheGM> i win [14:30] but... magic! 01[14:30] <@TheGM> GM merit > magic [14:31] magic! [14:34] lol [14:34] All I have is leather armor [14:35] leather armor?! as a sorceror!? [14:35] hm. armor doesn't hinder power manifestation... interesting. 01[14:37] <@TheGM> http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88932 01[14:37] <@TheGM> lolz [14:38] telekinesis is transmutation [14:38] I got all my spells 01[14:38] <@TheGM> check out that link boyee [14:39] lol [14:39] only every video game ever. 01[14:39] <@TheGM> :D 01[14:39] <@TheGM> every anime ever 01[14:39] <@TheGM> excluding DBZ >_> [14:40] that too 01[14:40] <@TheGM> http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6976025#post6976025 01[14:40] <@TheGM> there's my shot at DBZ 01[14:40] <@TheGM> of course goku would be like 80th level according to the table :P [14:40] So I have Mage Hand, Detect Poison, Open/Close, Detect Magic, Animate Rope, and Feather Fall. 01[14:40] <@TheGM> sounds good 01[14:40] <@TheGM> what's open/close? 01[14:41] <@TheGM> isn't that a cantrip [14:41] it open/closes things [14:41] duh [14:41] I can open or close light objects. 01[14:41] <@TheGM> can't you just use your hands? [14:41] mage hand is also a cantrip [14:41] cantrips aren't supposed to be useful, SS 01[14:41] <@TheGM> bah 01[14:41] <@TheGM> lol [14:41] Why do it with your hands when you can do it without your hands? 01[14:41] <@TheGM> also i think you can have all cantrips 01[14:41] <@TheGM> its the first level spells that you choose 01[14:41] <@TheGM> true vamp\ [14:41] mage hand only lifts an object up to 5 pounds, how is that useful? seriously... [14:42] directed at SS, not apollo 01[14:42] <@TheGM> if you wanna free yourself from apirson :P [14:42] lol [14:42] what if it's in a closed box? [14:42] hm? [14:42] then you need open/close! [14:42] If you're locked up dude. 01[14:42] <@TheGM> use mage hand to open close the box :P [14:42] You could steal keys because 5 lbs. [14:42] force [14:42] but what if you're a wizard and you only prepared each spell once? 01[14:42] <@TheGM> you could jack off without your hands... perfect for autoerotic aspyhxiation i know [14:43] that's nasty [14:43] How many movies are there where the keys fall right beyond your reach? 01[14:43] <@TheGM> many many movies [14:43] every movie ever, apollo [14:43] exactly [14:43] even the ones without keys in them! [14:43] now that will never happen to us [14:43] well of course it won't, i can MIND CRUSH the guard 01[14:44] <@TheGM> or you could mind link and drive him insane with your rants! [14:44] once we're to that level I could just blow the gate off its hinges. [14:44] YES [14:44] AN OFFENSIVE USE FOR MIND LINK [14:44] Feather Fall, now that's the big one. [14:44] too bad i can't manifest it on an unwilling target until level 3. D: [14:44] Why take the stairs? 01[14:45] <@TheGM> too bad you can't cast feather fall while falling [14:45] dude [14:45] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/psychicCrush.htm [14:45] MIND CRUSH FUCK YEAH [14:46] it's like phantasmal killer, but it gives me a chance to stabilize and capture the target instead of just killing him! 01[14:46] <@TheGM> hurray :P [14:46] now if only i could find a gay clown to use it on... 01[14:46] <@TheGM> why do you need a gay clown? :P 01[14:47] <@TheGM> material component? [14:47] give me a mintue and i'll show you [14:47] http://yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/episodes/1327706/ 03[14:47] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat [14:48] so [14:48] it doesn't work on locks D: 02[14:48] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [14:48] you could just skip to 3:50 if you wanted [14:48] that's where the joke comes from [14:48] bleh [14:48] need to eat supper [14:49] brb 01[14:49] <@TheGM> 3:50 of which video [14:49] which one appeared when you open the link? [14:49] it's #7 btw 01[14:51] <@TheGM> my hair will huff my hair will puff and my hair will blow your house down 01[14:51] <@TheGM> i don't even know what video that was [14:53] i love this series [14:53] Tristan's voice gives him super strength. And it knows kung-fu, too. And that guy's hair abducts a child several times. 01[14:53] <@TheGM> no shit [14:54] and bakura gets fucked up repeatedly by sharp objects and thwumps [14:54] or thwomps [14:54] thwamps? [14:54] those spikey blocks from mario [14:54] with faces [14:54] and they drop from the sky 01[14:55] <@TheGM> yu-gi-oh used mind crush 01[14:55] <@TheGM> oh now i get it 01[14:55] <@TheGM> thanks [14:55] Yeah [14:55] On a gay clown. 01[14:55] <@TheGM> :P [14:55] "Oh I've had it. MIND CRUSH." [14:55] "...did i just kill a gay clown" 01[14:56] <@TheGM> did you see the video where he reviews yu-gi-oh issue number one [14:56] Yami tries to solve all his troubles with MIND CRUSH. [14:56] No. 01[14:56] <@TheGM> the british dude doing all the voices says that apparently they don't play children's card games until way into the story 01[14:56] <@TheGM> so its a wonder why the show entirely revolves around it [14:56] oh yeah [14:57] it wasn't even called Duel Monsters at first [14:57] The original title was "Magic & Wizards" 01[14:57] <@TheGM> o rly [14:57] And it appeared twice in the first 7 volumes. 01[14:57] <@TheGM> hehe 01[14:57] <@TheGM> kinda like magic the gathering i bet 01[14:57] <@TheGM> but with holograms [14:57] Apparently the early story was about Yami using MIND CRUSH on bullies to protect Yugi. 01[14:57] <@TheGM> and gay clowns [14:58] I think it's simpler than M:TG 01[14:58] <@TheGM> yami is the pharoah right [14:58] But there was an anime based on that. 01[14:58] <@TheGM> ehhe [14:58] Yeah, Yami is Pharaoh. 01[14:58] <@TheGM> kk [14:58] Duel Masters was based on M:TG. Wizards hired a Japanese guy to make it, and was disappointed to find it was about people PLAYING M:TG, and not about the M:TG world. [14:58] So when it came over to the US they changed the card names. 01[14:58] <@TheGM> hehe 01[14:59] <@TheGM> so there's nothing about color coordination or any of that in Mtg [14:59] I've never played M:TG. [14:59] But I have played Yu-Gi-Oh, it's very simple. 01[14:59] <@TheGM> i just know that mtg uses colors instead of alignment [14:59] Highest number wins. 01[14:59] <@TheGM> like uno? [14:59] No. 01[14:59] <@TheGM> or wait not uno 01[15:00] <@TheGM> war [15:00] Each card has attack and defense points. 01[15:00] <@TheGM> war, that's right 01[15:00] <@TheGM> in war, highest number wins [15:00] When in attack mode, they use their attack points. When in defense mode, their defense points. [15:00] They can't attack with their DEF, but they can defend with their ATK. 01[15:00] <@TheGM> i remember pokemon and digimon card games 01[15:00] <@TheGM> digimon was more complex i think [15:00] Never played either. 01[15:00] <@TheGM> so really a higher attack is the best thing to have [15:01] Well it depends. 01[15:01] <@TheGM> defense is usually higher than attack? [15:01] Not always, but if a card is destroyed while in DEF mode it deals no damage to your life points. 01[15:01] <@TheGM> o cool [15:01] Whereas if it's in attack mode, the difference between each card's ATK is inflicted to your life points, which are 4000 by default. 01[15:01] <@TheGM> do they have special cards, like 'screw the rules i have money' [15:02] Nah, the cardgame is srs bsns, like the actual show. 01[15:02] <@TheGM> and the ability to cheat in order to get ahead which is what all the main characters apparently do [15:02] It's not that they cheat, so much as it is that the author never wrote down the rules. 01[15:02] <@TheGM> also EXODIA 01[15:02] <@TheGM> and god cards [15:02] He made them up as he went along and they tend to bend to the rules of drama. 01[15:02] <@TheGM> hehe [15:03] And yes, Exodia and the god cards are in the game. [15:03] Konami made much more concrete rules when they wrote the game. 01[15:03] <@TheGM> if you summon all the god cards does it end the univarse [15:03] No, but it essentially means you win. 01[15:03] <@TheGM> hehe 01[15:03] <@TheGM> in the show it's evil though :P 01[15:03] <@TheGM> i know so much about the show from watching the abridged series [15:03] Obelisk gets powered up by eating your own monsters, Slyfer gets powered up if you have alot of cards in your hand, and no one cares about Ra. 01[15:04] <@TheGM> slyfer the executive producer? [15:04] Technically it's "Slyfer the Sky Dragon," but "Executive Producer" is funnier. 01[15:04] <@TheGM> :D [15:04] Also, Ra is "Mega-Ultra Chicken," if you were wondering. 01[15:04] <@TheGM> i figured :P 01[15:04] <@TheGM> who's obelisk [15:04] Rise, Chicken, Rise! 01[15:04] <@TheGM> also dark magic girl or whatever 01[15:05] <@TheGM> dark magician girl 01[15:05] <@TheGM> fan service! [15:05] Bandit Keith fanservice... IN AMERICA 01[15:06] <@TheGM> bandit keith is canadian... it was an unveil [15:06] Nah, I don't think that was canon. 01[15:06] <@TheGM> have you watched berserk abridged? 01[15:07] <@TheGM> it wasn't canon? awww [15:07] nah. i've never even watched berserk [15:07] or read it, for that matter 01[15:07] <@TheGM> ive never seen yu-gi-oh or berserk either 01[15:07] <@TheGM> ive read one volume of berserk 01[15:07] <@TheGM> number 31 [15:07] out of order? 01[15:07] <@TheGM> i saw berserk abridged 01[15:07] <@TheGM> yah out of order [15:07] that's weird. [15:08] i always read my manga in order. >.> 01[15:08] <@TheGM> it was the only one in the comic store :P [15:08] that's why i haven't gotten any further with Reborn! or D. Gray-Man. 01[15:08] <@TheGM> i was like 'do you have issue 1' and they're like 'no betch' and im like 'aww' [15:08] Fucking Barnes & Noble doesn't have #3 for either one. 01[15:08] <@TheGM> that's why there's online stores [15:08] i'ma probably just give up or use OneManga or something. 01[15:08] <@TheGM> berserk and gantz are probably the only manga im interested in 01[15:09] <@TheGM> only because ive seen the abridged series [15:09] Try Hellsing. [15:09] Vampires, Nazis, and zombies. 01[15:09] <@TheGM> maybe [15:09] Also England. 01[15:09] <@TheGM> that's like the same thing as atomic robo 01[15:09] <@TheGM> england? [15:09] What more could you want in a series? 01[15:09] <@TheGM> oh england [15:09] Yeah, it takes place in England. 01[15:09] <@TheGM> berserk takes place in 'insert european setting' 01[15:09] <@TheGM> also casca is a hot number [15:10] berserk is supposed to be Seinen, but there's still a buttload of ads for it in the back of all my shonen... 01[15:10] <@TheGM> seinen? 01[15:10] <@TheGM> shonen?! [15:10] manga/anime for adult men, and manga/anime for teenaged boys, respectively 01[15:11] <@TheGM> reading the right to left was hard enough to understand 01[15:11] <@TheGM> lol ok [15:11] you get used to it after a while 01[15:11] <@TheGM> i thought so [15:11] i do it like second nature 01[15:11] <@TheGM> and then when you get back into western literature, readjust [15:11] one of the upsides to a hard copy over a scanlation; you don't have to re-orient yourself every page. 01[15:12] <@TheGM> hard copy is left to right? [15:12] hard copy is a physical book 01[15:12] <@TheGM> yah i know [15:12] scanlation is on the internet, and usually illegal 01[15:12] <@TheGM> oh i see [15:12] hard copies are almost always right-to-left, because otherwise the fanboys would piss themselves with RAGE 01[15:12] <@TheGM> haha 01[15:12] <@TheGM> because every fanboy came from japan right :P [15:12] the scanlations are too, but you only get one page at a time [15:13] no, the fanboys just try to emulate japan 01[15:13] <@TheGM> haha 01[15:13] <@TheGM> and then when its time to move out, they move to japan with their life savings >_> [15:13] so with the scanlations the "forward" arrow points right, but you still read the page to left 01[15:13] <@TheGM> o i c [15:13] i find it disorienting [15:14] not to mention the shoddy quality of many scanlations 01[15:14] <@TheGM> meh [15:14] laughably bad sentence structure. [15:14] "Everybody live in fear" 01[15:14] <@TheGM> sentence structure? isn't a scanlation just a scan of the actual page? [15:14] with translation [15:15] they're written in japanese, you know. >.> 01[15:15] <@TheGM> o i c [15:15] and most fanboys can't invest the time to learn the Japanese word for "Japan," let alone the whole language 01[15:15] <@TheGM> the only thing that was japanese for the manga i read, was the sound effects [15:15] yeah, those tend to remain the same 01[15:15] <@TheGM> and then it had an asterix translating the letters [15:15] i can still read them though, because i know kana. :D 01[15:15] <@TheGM> o nc [15:15] professional translations will be in English 01[15:15] <@TheGM> yah you need professional translations [15:15] but if you go to Japan the manga are all in Japanese. >.> 01[15:16] <@TheGM> hm thought so [15:16] titles tend to be in English with Katakana beneath them, though. 01[15:16] <@TheGM> wouldn't somebody just buy an english version if they were doing an english scan? 01[15:16] <@TheGM> rather then translate it themselves? [15:16] They do the scans before the English version is released. 01[15:16] <@TheGM> ah 01[15:17] <@TheGM> so you see terrible sentence structure >_< 01[15:17] <@TheGM> kills the mood [15:17] Quality scans tend to be very close to the Japanese release, whereas the official translations can be months if not years behind. 01[15:17] <@TheGM> aw [15:17] There's usually a huge gap between release in Japan and release in America. 01[15:17] <@TheGM> so berserk 31 is probably not new [15:17] one sec [15:18] No, it is. 01[15:18] <@TheGM> for AMERICA [15:18] There are only 34 volumes out so far according to Wikipedia. 01[15:18] <@TheGM> o rly [15:18] It's only ten years old. >.> 01[15:18] <@TheGM> what volume is it where he gets the berserker armor? [15:18] I don't know. 01[15:18] <@TheGM> o rly? ten years wow [15:18] But the volumes tend to be the same between countries, just translated. 01[15:18] <@TheGM> yah no point in changing it [15:18] No wait, twenty years. [15:19] Nevermind. 01[15:19] <@TheGM> haha [15:19] It must just be a slow series. 01[15:19] <@TheGM> heh too bad 01[15:19] <@TheGM> not much has happened in the series i don't think 01[15:19] <@TheGM> in volume 31 there's like an evil sorceror that wants to invade the 'barbaric west' [15:19] bak [15:19] rar 01[15:19] <@TheGM> so he see summons bad ass sea monsters and demons that are akin to orcs 01[15:20] <@TheGM> and of course gutz kills em all [15:20] woo! violence! 01[15:20] <@TheGM> *flash to panel with blood all over gutz face as has been done many times most likely but is nonetheless bad ass* [15:20] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=169728 [15:20] char [15:20] solving all our problems since the dawn of time! 01[15:20] <@TheGM> what class combination would you say gutz is? even if you haven't read the story 01[15:20] <@TheGM> hehe 01[15:21] <@TheGM> most people just say barbarian, but some argue barbarian/fighter because of heavy armor [15:21] I don't know, I know very little about the series. 01[15:21] <@TheGM> dice freaks made gutz a special npc that could rage for 900 rounds [15:21] Just it's super-violent. I heard somewhere that it used to be shonen before it got super-violent. 01[15:21] <@TheGM> yah im just goofing around 01[15:21] <@TheGM> there's a rape early in the story too :P 01[15:22] <@TheGM> if you watch the abridged, you'll know most of the story except the finite details 01[15:22] <@TheGM> i still don't understand all the details [15:22] he would be a frenzied berserker :P 01[15:23] <@TheGM> frenzied berserkers wear heavy armor? [15:23] they can 01[15:23] <@TheGM> its actually the armor that makes his rage uncontrollable though [15:23] I didn't know gutz wore armor 01[15:23] <@TheGM> gutz wears the berserker armor [15:23] Ahh 01[15:23] <@TheGM> early on he wears like light or medium armor [15:23] So the armor grants him the class of frenzied berserker. 01[15:23] <@TheGM> and he gets a hand crossbow grafted to his arm 01[15:23] <@TheGM> no the armor is just a binding magical item [15:24] oh 01[15:24] <@TheGM> ability - make rage uncontrollable 01[15:24] <@TheGM> there isn't really any magic items that give class levels [15:24] so he is a frenzied berserker anyway 01[15:24] <@TheGM> unless you had like a brain transplant or something 01[15:24] <@TheGM> depends what other things the frenzied berserker has besides uncontrollable rage [15:26] Mostly just uncontrollable rage 01[15:26] <@TheGM> o cool 01[15:26] <@TheGM> who's silvanoshea [15:26] me 03[15:27] * Apollo is now known as Vampollo 01[15:27] <@TheGM> improved initiative is +4 btw 01[15:27] <@TheGM> not +2 [15:28] oh [15:28] I'll fix 01[15:28] <@TheGM> run also gives you a +4 to jump 01[15:28] <@TheGM> i think it only applies to running jumps... circumstantial modifier 01[15:29] <@TheGM> also your charisma gives you bonus spells 01[15:30] <@TheGM> check out the table under the sorceror [15:30] it doesn't say how many new powers i gain each level. D: [15:31] just that i start with 3. does that mean i get three new ones each level? 01[15:31] <@TheGM> there's a table that tells you somewhere, im looking for it 01[15:32] <@TheGM> for the psion, the 'power known' column tells you how many powers you know at each level 01[15:32] <@TheGM> i think you can know bonus powers depending on your int modifier [15:32] oh i see the table [15:33] it seems i only learn 2 new powers each level. D: 01[15:33] <@TheGM> yah you don't know additional powers for high int, you get bonus pp though [15:33] nifty 01[15:33] <@TheGM> which is like 2 if you have int 18 [15:34] maximum power level? WHAT'S HIS POWER LEVEL 01[15:34] <@TheGM> it's over 9000!!! *crushes scouter* [15:34] I get to cast level 1 spells one more time each. 01[15:34] <@TheGM> yay [15:34] how long does it take to get to level 2 01[15:35] <@TheGM> 1000xp [15:35] because i'm pretty useless at level 1. D: 01[15:35] <@TheGM> yah most casters are :P 01[15:35] <@TheGM> you gotta use tactics [15:35] on the bright side, we increase in power exponentially! :D 01[15:35] <@TheGM> pretty much [15:35] I'm actually pretty good at level 1 01[15:35] <@TheGM> 13th level wizard can best a 20th level fighter [15:35] http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LinearWarriorsQuadraticWizards [15:36] warriors suck, casters rule! :D [15:36] indeed [15:36] at 20 we won't need a meatshield. i can just MIND CRUSH our enemies. :D [15:38] oh cool, bonus power points scales with level. [15:38] At 20 I could throw people into eachother and they would explode. [15:38] we're using point buy for ability scores again, right? [15:38] yeah [15:38] at 20 i could turn an enemy into an ally by forcing him to replicate my personality [15:38] so i think i win [15:39] also i can steal bodies. woo, stolen bodies! [15:39] I can cast spells while using telekinesis. [15:39] well i can read minds [15:39] I can play defend your castle. [15:39] play what now? [15:39] IN RL [15:39] The flash game, defend your castle. [15:40] the little stick figure dudes run and try to take down your castle. [15:40] you grab them and throw them into the air. 01[15:40] <@TheGM> Train hard enough and you too can punt skyscrapers. 01[15:40] <@TheGM> Young Bruce Wayne: If only I was a scientist billionaire crime-fighting detective, I could have stopped this! 01[15:40] <@TheGM> Narrator: That night, Bruce prays to Jesus to grant him awesome powers. 01[15:40] <@TheGM> Bruce: Jesus, please make my muscles develop unrealistically fast and make science really easy to learn. 01[15:40] <@TheGM> Narrator: Jesus comes through! [15:40] oh that one 01[15:41] <@TheGM> rofl 01[15:41] <@TheGM> that's how you counteract quadratic wizards/linear warriors 01[15:41] <@TheGM> in D&D, there's tome of battle [15:42] tome of battle? 01[15:42] <@TheGM> yah its a book that buffs up warriors by giving them 'maneuvers' 01[15:43] <@TheGM> of course you have to be a warblade, crusader, or swordsage 01[15:43] <@TheGM> all core classes 01[15:43] <@TheGM> crusader is essentially paladin without alignment restrictions and maneuvers 01[15:43] <@TheGM> hence awesome 01[15:44] <@TheGM> swordsage is the dancing fighter type 01[15:44] <@TheGM> warblade is the beefy fighter type 01[15:44] <@TheGM> there's also 'discliplines' which are lists of maneuvers 01[15:44] <@TheGM> for example tiger claw or whatever it's called contains savage maneuvers... maneuvers are basically spells but they are extraordinary abilities [15:45] that's pretty cool actually 01[15:46] <@TheGM> yah tome of battle is much loved :P [15:46] I'll stick to telkinesis [15:46] a way to make warriors awesome without sinking to fucking 4e 01[15:46] <@TheGM> :D [15:46] what's wrong with 4e? [15:46] as one person put it, "4th edition is a great combat sim" [15:46] It's basically all about fighting. 01[15:46] <@TheGM> 4e takes away from fluff while making D&D essentially a mechanical mmo 01[15:46] <@TheGM> well without the mmo [15:47] Spells aren't as numerous or awesome. [15:47] And rituals are fucking ridiculous 01[15:47] <@TheGM> a lot of the stuff from 4e can just be homebrewed into 3.5 [15:47] Like minions. [15:47] One of my favorite parts of 4e. 01[15:47] <@TheGM> like the good stuff - minions, warriors being awesome, etc. 01[15:47] <@TheGM> also rituals already exist in 3ed [15:47] They weren't as bad. 01[15:47] <@TheGM> heh [15:47] Knock is not a complex spell. [15:48] It is not impossible to memorize Knock. [15:48] Nor does it take 10 minutes to cast it. 01[15:48] <@TheGM> they're considered 'more specific' and are pretty much all custom spells in 3e 01[15:48] <@TheGM> also being specific means they can be quest centric [15:48] The new spell system is bullshit. 01[15:48] <@TheGM> for example 'summon bargaleth' summons the demon bargaleth, etc. [15:49] Wizards will never know the wonders of a Wish spell ever again. D: 01[15:49] <@TheGM> hehe 01[15:49] <@TheGM> or the freedom of homebrew [15:49] I have a friend who plays a wizard in 4e. He'd never heard of Wish. 01[15:49] <@TheGM> 4e has less freedom, that's pretty much the main tripe [15:49] And it'll never be put into the game because there's no longer such a thing as an XP cost. 01[15:49] <@TheGM> yah that's terrible 01[15:49] <@TheGM> xp cost was for doing cool stuff 01[15:49] <@TheGM> like craft construct [15:49] Or Lichification. 01[15:50] <@TheGM> or becoming a vampire... wait no, that only requires being bitten by a vampire [15:50] Speaking of constructs, my psicrystal is cooler than your familiar, Apollo. :D [15:50] Yeah but vampiric characters are always NPC's because they're so damned OP. [15:50] no u 01[15:50] <@TheGM> no crap [15:50] I need to make a familiear [15:50] familiar* 01[15:50] <@TheGM> that's why people homebrew vampires with lower LA [15:51] I tried to homebrew a vampire but gave up after getting nothing done. :D 01[15:51] <@TheGM> there's probably a template out there that takes away all your original racial features 01[15:51] <@TheGM> say it 'warps the body' or makes you 'not human' 01[15:51] <@TheGM> which defeats the purpose of a template but nonetheless lowers LA :P [15:52] Something OP that can be done by PC's: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSwitchTrue.htm [15:52] For only 10,000 XP, you, too, can live forever! 01[15:53] <@TheGM> hehe 01[15:53] <@TheGM> switch with a creature with massive LA right? 01[15:53] <@TheGM> like for example that giant indestructable robot from futurama 01[15:53] <@TheGM> also subject doesn't need to be willing apparently, although it takes 1 minute [15:54] It essentially negates the penalties of aging while preserving the benefits, if you switch with a young body. [15:55] Because you trade physical traits while keeping mental traits. 01[15:55] <@TheGM> o i c 01[15:55] <@TheGM> you could switch with a living construct though [15:55] So by switching every few decades, you can live forever. 01[15:55] <@TheGM> hehe [15:55] And theoretically accrue aging benefits indefinitely. 01[15:55] <@TheGM> like aeon flux? [15:55] dunno [15:55] yaaaa 01[15:55] <@TheGM> well if you seen the movie [15:56] And yeah, you can theoretically switch with a construct [15:56] As long as its HD are equal to or less than yours. 01[15:56] <@TheGM> switch with a rock! [15:56] lol [15:56] a rock has 0 int [15:56] Rocks aren't creatures. [15:56] D: 01[15:56] <@TheGM> rocks are objects :P [15:57] Only works on creatures. 01[15:57] <@TheGM> bah 01[15:57] <@TheGM> anything with int is a creature technically [15:57] are we going to do this RP thing 01[15:57] <@TheGM> yah we're gonna do it 01[15:57] <@TheGM> are you guys ready? [15:57] Also if you're 20th level but you took a level in fighter, you can only switch with 19th or lower 01[15:57] <@TheGM> i gotta afk first though [15:57] I don't have a familiar [15:57] umm... i ahven't done my character yet. D: [15:57] I'll do that while you go afk [15:57] wtf are you doing [15:57] homework and chatroom distractions 01[15:57] <@TheGM> do your damn character then we can get started :P [15:59] MyDNDGame won't send me a replacement password. [15:59] wat do [16:00] or maybe i registered it to my back-up email address... [16:01] yes, yes i did [16:02] SS, what's the URL for that point buy calculator? [16:02] and how many points? 01[16:04] <@TheGM> 32 points [16:04] mm 01[16:04] <@TheGM> http://www.hackslash.net/?p=73 01[16:04] <@TheGM> you could also google point buy 01[16:05] <@TheGM> use mythweavers if mydndgame doesn't work 01[16:05] <@TheGM> i never really liked mdg's antsy code [16:05] myth weavers is awesome [16:05] yeah but i already have an mdg account [16:05] maybe i'll switch to myth weavers later 01[16:05] <@TheGM> bah make a mythweavers one :P 01[16:05] <@TheGM> takes 5 minutes [16:05] my cat has a total of 3 HP O.o 01[16:06] <@TheGM> that's about a cat in real life 01[16:06] <@TheGM> :D 01[16:06] <@TheGM> size tiny [16:06] Your familiar? [16:06] yeah 01[16:06] <@TheGM> claws as a natural weapon 01[16:06] <@TheGM> and bite [16:06] Also, what abilities are important to a psion? INT and what else? 01[16:06] <@TheGM> 1 damage each 01[16:06] <@TheGM> check out the psion on the srd 01[16:07] <@TheGM> probably WIS for will saves 01[16:07] <@TheGM> CON for hp, dex for AC, that's about it [16:07] Doesn't really say. SRD has all the fluff taken out, and recommended ability scores are really just fluff. 01[16:07] <@TheGM> no need for str or cha unless you wanna do talking [16:07] Hrm. [16:07] I have 14 in con [16:07] but I still only have 6 hp [16:07] lololo [16:07] Apollo is the Sorc, he can be the talker. [16:07] I do have 16 in cha [16:07] Maybe I'll play a mute. Mind link would help. :D 01[16:07] <@TheGM> apollo also cha as his main attribute [16:08] ONLY 16 [16:08] why not 18? [16:08] you're a sorceror! 01[16:08] <@TheGM> did you get your bonus spells apollo? [16:08] Sorcerors don't get bonus spells. [16:08] They get bonus spell slots, though. 01[16:09] <@TheGM> if you get a toad, you get +3 hp 01[16:09] <@TheGM> yah bonus slots 01[16:10] <@TheGM> +3 hp is like toughness for free without the feat [16:10] where do i go on this site to make a new character 02[16:10] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [16:11] DAMN IT APOLLO STOP DOING THAT 01[16:12] <@TheGM> go to profiles i think 01[16:12] <@TheGM> go to sheets actually 03[16:12] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 01[16:13] <@TheGM> first you gotta register [16:13] Already registered [16:13] So do I hit New Sheet and then put in the character name? [16:13] so for my cat's damage it says +4 melee 1d2-4 [16:13] so does that mean 1d2? [16:13] Your cat isn't supposed to fight. [16:13] It's a familiar. [16:13] well yeah, but it has claws [16:14] and a bite [16:14] It hangs out with you on your shoulder and gives you a skill bonus. [16:14] you think I'd fight with it? [16:14] yes [16:14] naw, Alan is my buddy 01[16:14] <@TheGM> 1d2-4 is 1 damage period 03[16:14] * Apollo is now known as Vampollo [16:14] so 1 dmg [16:14] 1d2-4 is 1 to 2, minus 4 [16:14] no matter [16:14] but you can't deal negative damage, so 1 [16:16] What should I put for deity? [16:19] What's more important, 14 DEX and 12 WIS, or 14 WIS and 12 DEX? 01[16:20] <@TheGM> deity doesn't really matter for sorcerors, only pallies and clerics and other divines :P [16:20] hey i'm the psion. D: 01[16:20] <@TheGM> o right 01[16:20] <@TheGM> :D [16:20] and i know, but is this the same setting as the other campaign or are there regular gods and stuff? 01[16:20] <@TheGM> hm... eh, same setting id say [16:21] so we can meet up and fight eachother. 01[16:21] <@TheGM> different location though [16:21] so i'll just put "God" then... [16:21] brb 01[16:21] <@TheGM> not roheime... heshirol of course [16:21] I just put N/A [16:22] god damn SRD won't tell me my starting age 01[16:22] <@TheGM> your at the border of inkhet 01[16:22] <@TheGM> just put anything for starting age 01[16:22] <@TheGM> most classes assume 20s 01[16:22] <@TheGM> i think wizard requires the greatest time gap between 16 and starting age 01[16:23] <@TheGM> also different races differ 01[16:23] <@TheGM> you can assume based on the race's age 01[16:23] <@TheGM> and if there's no racial age, just consult GM [16:23] well i'm human, so i just put 27 01[16:23] <@TheGM> cool 01[16:23] <@TheGM> are you in 27 in RL? :P [16:23] normally i avoid humans, but i figured i'd give it a try. for the bonus feat. :D [16:24] no, 15 01[16:24] <@TheGM> o cool 01[16:24] <@TheGM> one year from adult according to D&D :P 01[16:24] <@TheGM> i think the only class that doesn't require training is commoner :D [16:24] 1 year? Nigga I turned adult two years ago according to the Jews. 01[16:24] <@TheGM> haha [16:24] And since I'm half-Jew, that makes me an adult. 01[16:25] <@TheGM> circumcised? :P [16:25] yes 01[16:25] <@TheGM> o nc 01[16:25] <@TheGM> im an anteater [16:25] was that a metaphor for your penis 01[16:25] <@TheGM> ill let you figure it out [16:25] because if so, i've got a disturbing mental image right now 01[16:25] <@TheGM> :D [16:26] ok 01[16:26] <@TheGM> ok [16:26] wait [16:26] what race is he? 01[16:26] <@TheGM> siriand is human considering he's 27 [16:27] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=169766 [16:27] Alan the magnificant cat. 01[16:27] <@TheGM> you made a sheet for your familiar? >< [16:27] yeah [16:27] he is that studly. 01[16:27] <@TheGM> so he's size tiny right? [16:27] yeah [16:27] Why is there no section on the regular sheet for familiars? D: 01[16:27] <@TheGM> good call, diminutive is like the size of a pen [16:28] which gives him a bonus on :D [16:28] I looked it up in the core book 01[16:28] <@TheGM> no idea siriand... mydndgame had a section for animal companions [16:28] I knew it had a cat as an example [16:28] yeah i know, but this doesn't. D: 01[16:29] <@TheGM> so your cat has 3 natural weapons 01[16:29] <@TheGM> but familiars can't take feats 01[16:29] <@TheGM> so no multiweapon attack for you 01[16:30] <@TheGM> then again... http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76770 [16:30] I just put claw 2x just to represent another claw. [16:31] SS, when does OotS update? 01[16:31] <@TheGM> it updated today :P 01[16:32] <@TheGM> i don't even know, like once a week now it looks like [16:32] I figured it was once a week [16:32] a feat called fwuffies [16:32] But didn't know the schedule, because I didn't catch up until like friday. [16:32] that's badass 01[16:32] <@TheGM> :D [16:32] SS I am still working on your map [16:32] it's progress right now is this: 01[16:33] <@TheGM> no images on irc phail [16:33] (getting pictar) 01[16:33] <@TheGM> do you have a link to host [16:33] yeah [16:33] http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/SilverCrusader/Progress.png [16:34] it's umm [16:34] getting there. [16:34] black is water btw [16:34] those lines are rivers, I have to finish that part. [16:34] black is land* [16:35] http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/SilverCrusader/hand-1.png?t=1259541327 [16:36] oh noez! real life sorc! [16:36] fucking silvercrusader [16:36] I know, I hate that guy. [16:36] i think he was ED but I can't find his page [16:37] ED? [16:37] Encyclopedia Dramatica [16:38] I was not on encyclopedia dramatica :> [16:38] oh it's you [16:38] hrm [16:39] i still think someone named silvercrusader was on ED. or maybe that was crusadercat [16:39] I'm not even on sc.org wiki [16:39] I think [16:39] well i find it hard to believe you'd be the only one to come up with such a name [16:39] if you google "Shinigami42" you'll get accounts on websites i've never heard of [16:40] and i use this for everything. >.> [16:40] My original name was Silvanoshea. [16:40] i dunno, all the dramawhore names start to run together after a while, and there's no record of the name. guess i got you confused with crusadercat. :D [16:40] I also own Seraph_of_Light, Akar, AkarKyre, SilverCrusader, and Apollo [16:40] crusadercat is a furry btw. :D [16:41] eww [16:41] google any one of those names and you'll probably find me. [16:42] except apollo 01[16:42] <@TheGM> yah the outlying region of heshirol is basically a super continent [16:42] since my INT mod is +4, and my base skill points are 2, I get (6x4) 24 skill points, right? 01[16:42] <@TheGM> yep [16:42] fucking awesome 01[16:43] <@TheGM> if your human you get 4 bonus sp +1 each level [16:43] oh yeah [16:43] so um... [16:43] 28 skill points. :D 01[16:43] <@TheGM> i was thinking of starting a gears of war RP on irc at one point 01[16:43] <@TheGM> ive fleshed out the guns :P [16:43] using D&D rules? 01[16:43] <@TheGM> yea [16:43] i might be interested 01[16:43] <@TheGM> sorta wonky, but it can be done [16:44] just as long as rifleman isn't allowed in. nigger pisses me off. 01[16:44] <@TheGM> haha 01[16:44] <@TheGM> i don't know if he could comprehend d&d ;) [16:44] true [16:44] Apollo. [16:44] What's your Sense Motive? [16:44] emm [16:45] +1 [16:45] which is the same as my cat's :P [16:45] ... [16:45] alright, i'll handle that for our group. kay? [16:45] awesome [16:45] it's a class skill because I'm a telepath. :D 01[16:45] <@TheGM> siriand, your mute right? [16:45] dunno [16:45] i just noticed Mindlink has a short duration 01[16:45] <@TheGM> well you wanted to take mute trait right :P 01[16:46] <@TheGM> well mindlink also only affects one target, so you could use it at important times [16:46] but i only have like 5 PP at level 1 01[16:46] <@TheGM> o rite [16:46] and I need most of those for tearing my enemies to shreds [16:46] so i may just not do much talking [16:46] I have skills in calligraphy, concentration, knowledge (arcana), forgery, move silently, and spellcraft. [16:47] ooo, forgery [16:47] that's an important one [16:47] I figured I could couple it with my calligraphy skills. [16:47] I have common + 4 languages, right? [16:48] why so many? [16:48] 18 INT [16:48] Psions rely on INT [16:48] wait [16:48] how many do I get for 12 int? 01[16:48] <@TheGM> one bonus language [16:48] 1 bonus language 01[16:49] <@TheGM> humans can also take any bonus language [16:49] so 2 extra [16:49] ooo [16:49] hurray for flexibility! 01[16:49] <@TheGM> although i wouldn't really worry about racial bonus languages, it depends on the fluff of the world [16:49] no, one extra 01[16:49] <@TheGM> no just 1 extra [16:49] oh [16:49] humans don't get extra languages, they can just choose ANY language 01[16:49] <@TheGM> they can choose from any list of bonus languages [16:49] ahhh [16:49] wait, do we have common or does each country speak its own language like in Faerun? [16:50] or both, like in faerun 01[16:50] <@TheGM> short of that language from the simpsons that requires the removal of the tongue and protoss psychic stuff 01[16:50] <@TheGM> most countries speak common [16:50] oh yeah, you can't learn a secret language, like druidic 01[16:50] <@TheGM> some of the more 'barbaric' countries don't though [16:50] but druidic is the only "generic" language that can't be taken by humans as a bonus language 01[16:51] <@TheGM> also i don't think you can learn draconic either... could be wrong though [16:51] No, you can. 01[16:51] <@TheGM> o ok [16:51] Kobolds speak draconic, it's the language of reptiles, not just dragons. 01[16:51] <@TheGM> figured 01[16:52] <@TheGM> so you guys aren't in heshirol... your in the less hot region of inkhet 01[16:52] <@TheGM> more swamps, less deserts [16:52] Apollo, what's your bonus language? [16:52] where are the languages [16:52] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/speakLanguage.htm [16:53] I have Celestial, Infernal, and Abyssal [16:53] Could I possibly speak sexy? [16:53] No, but you can speak Sylvan, which is the language of dryads. That's sort of close. 01[16:53] <@TheGM> hrm... there's also orc and draconic [16:53] Though it's also the language of centaur, which aren't very sexy unless you're a gay furry. 01[16:53] <@TheGM> what about elvish 01[16:53] <@TheGM> or dwarvish 01[16:53] <@TheGM> or giant 01[16:53] <@TheGM> apparently there's a language for giants [16:54] I'm not sure what to take for my final bonus language. 01[16:54] <@TheGM> take orc and call it a day [16:54] it's either sylvan or elven [16:54] But couldn't I just mindlink an orc? 01[16:54] <@TheGM> this isn't me being 'are you sure' just to note 01[16:54] <@TheGM> or take goblin [16:54] I'll choose elven since you have the other ones covered. [16:55] yeah i'll take goblin [16:55] since you seem fond of hobgoblins or bugbears or whatever those things are [16:55] you never know when you'll run into a sexy elf [16:55] Now to do powers, feats, and skills... [16:56] at least it gives me time to finish homework. 01[16:56] <@TheGM> bugbears are awesome :P 01[16:56] <@TheGM> i gave each of them hundreds of hp just to prolong combat [16:56] we'll have to be careful about fighting them. 01[16:56] <@TheGM> well your in inkhet, just to let you know 01[16:56] <@TheGM> less concern about barbarians [16:57] oh good [16:57] how much is rope? [16:57] and provisions? 01[16:57] <@TheGM> goods and services in srd [16:57] 10 gp for it all? 01[16:57] <@TheGM> yah just about 01[16:57] <@TheGM> rations, rope and whatever you call 'provisions; 01[16:58] <@TheGM> miniscule things are usually 1sp, big provisional stuff like 10ft. poles are 1gp [16:58] wow 01[16:58] <@TheGM> things like cigarrettes and dog food is a few copper [16:58] ink is expensive. 01[16:59] <@TheGM> depends on the setting actually 01[16:59] <@TheGM> if ink is widely produced, it costs less :) [16:59] ink is important for a calligrapher, you jew 01[16:59] <@TheGM> inkhet's pretty civilized so I'll half the price of ink [17:00] sweet [17:00] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/skate.htm [17:00] take or don't take? 01[17:01] <@TheGM> not my call :P [17:01] how about parchment? 01[17:01] <@TheGM> what's it say for parchment? [17:01] wait [17:01] 2 gp for 10 sheets [17:01] that's fine 01[17:01] <@TheGM> yah id go with that [17:04] so are there any water proof containers. [17:04] like would a scroll case be waterproof? [17:09] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/missive.htm [17:09] it's like a shittier mindlink, only almost nothing like mindlink! [17:09] we can buy a warship for 25k gp [17:10] WOOOOO! WARSHIP! I WANT A WARSHIP! [17:10] I'll go ahead and assume map cases are waterproof (or else they wouldn't be very good cases now would they?) [17:12] the total is 18gp 2sp [17:12] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/matterAgitation.htm [17:12] apollo, what do you think of that? [17:12] should i take it? [17:13] it would be nice [17:13] to ignite a fire or something. [17:13] I have flint and steel though [17:13] I can use it to burn an enemy's armor. [17:14] Or set his hair on fire. 01[17:14] <@TheGM> or siriand just create a dragon fire adept and set people on fire again 01[17:14] <@TheGM> :D [17:14] Psions are more powerful. :D 01[17:14] <@TheGM> yah just get some oil and torches [17:14] lol [17:14] we're really weak at level one 01[17:15] <@TheGM> the running raider prc can wield torches without taking an improvised penalty :P [17:15] If I use that power on a target's skin, he gets (1 + 1d4 +1d6) points of damage over 3 rounds. [17:15] yes, you're going to have to get something that harm the enemy [17:15] right now I am shit 01[17:15] <@TheGM> or just save up and hire a meat shield [17:15] I already have Mind Thrust 01[17:16] <@TheGM> even if its a level 1 warrior [17:16] At most I can annoy them by animating a rope. [17:16] Use the rope to strangle them! 01[17:16] <@TheGM> what about rope trick? [17:16] rope trick? 01[17:16] <@TheGM> good for escaping [17:16] But anyway, I can light his skin on fire, scorch his armor, ignite his hair, then hurl two bolts of psychic energy at him. [17:16] Naw, I was going to forge some papers to get a guard to come escort me. 01[17:17] <@TheGM> thought you were a telepath? [17:17] And then forge the payment papers so he gets paid for it. [17:17] I am, but those are available to all psions. :D [17:17] Actually I'm considering switching discipline... Gonna see if there's something better for fighting. [17:17] I'll be good at fighting at level 5 [17:17] lol [17:18] Nah, gonna stick with Telepath. 01[17:18] <@TheGM> get a barbarian then [17:18] It's gonna be really satisfying to do the psychic equivalent of crushing my opponent's windpipe in a few levels. [17:18] rope trick is level 2 [17:19] I'm getting levitate at level 2 anyway [17:19] :D [17:19] oh and i'll get this nifty level 7 power... http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/crisisofLife.htm 01[17:20] <@TheGM> http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105525 01[17:20] <@TheGM> guide to barbarians :P 01[17:20] <@TheGM> “Mrifk! What manner of slut composed this fine work of literature?” 01[17:20] <@TheGM> -Gringr the Ecordian 01[17:20] <@TheGM> lolz 01[17:21] <@TheGM> the eye of argon... where men are sluts 01[17:27] <@TheGM> Just as not all Halflings are Rogues, and not all pansies are Elves, not all Barbarians are Human. All races started out the same when the world was born; Humans, Dwarves, Orcs, and Halflings were all proud, strong people in the beginning. The only exceptions were the Elves, who immediately formed the world’s first tea party after their first tree hugging session. [17:28] i lol [17:28] - [17:28] lol [17:28] also, apollo, what's your bluff and diplo? [17:28] they better be high. >.> [17:28] errrm [17:30] Do you have Knock? [17:30] vampollo [17:30] I do not [17:31] DAMN IT [17:31] well i'll put points in Open Lock then [17:31] no [17:32] knock is a level 2 spell [17:32] save your points for something actually useful [17:33] There isn't anything useful, though. :D [17:33] D:* [17:33] I had to take Knowledge (The Planes) just to use them all, and that's WITH Open Lock. D: [17:33] I'm using you for the face, so you beter have points in Diplo and Bluff. [17:33] I don't but I can put some in [17:33] do it [17:34] I suppose I don't have to have 4 points in concentration [17:35] So there we are, +5 to diplo and +7 to bluff [17:37] now what I could do is rid myself of spell penetration and find a better feat more suited to being the face [17:37] or forgery [17:39] Actually [17:39] I think I'll get rid of spell penetration and put 2x skill focus [17:39] so I'll have two skill focuses [17:39] I don't need concentration until level 5. [17:40] and I only need 8, so I can remove 3 and still be at 3 [17:40] wait [17:40] I need 8 ranks -.- [17:40] but I can get that up easy with skill points by 5 levels. [17:41] So I have skill focus x2 on forgery [17:42] that's +9 [17:42] combined with my badass calligraphy skills I am unstoppable :D [17:43] i don't think you can take skill focus twice on the same skill [17:43] you can [17:43] Special [17:43] You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects do not stack. Each time you take the feat, it applies to a new skill. [17:43] Its effects do not stack. [17:43] dammit [17:43] Its effects do not stack. [17:43] Its effects do not stack. [17:43] Its effects do not stack. [17:43] Its effects do not stack. [17:44] So take it once for Forgery, once for Calligraphy. [17:44] alright, tha'll do [17:45] +6 to forgery, +6 to calligraphy [17:45] that's the total [17:45] hmmm [17:46] not sure what to take for my feats [17:46] i'm definitely getting Psicrystal Affinity as my Psion Bonus Feat [17:46] but that leaves me with two feats... 01[17:46] <@TheGM> your aware that you get two flaws and two traits right siri? [17:47] what do those do 01[17:47] <@TheGM> flaws give bonus feats [17:47] is this in the SRD? 01[17:47] <@TheGM> yep [17:48] So I have for povisions: Scroll case, Ink, Rope, Parchment 10x sheets, 2x waterskin, 6x rations, 2x ink pen, backpack, flint & steel, and 2x belt pouch. [17:49] this leaves me with 91 gp and 8 sp. 01[17:49] <@TheGM> get a scroll vamp[ [17:49] what for? 01[17:49] <@TheGM> consumable spells 01[17:49] <@TheGM> one costs 50gp i think [17:49] I don't have any consumable spells I don't think 01[17:49] <@TheGM> for level one spell [17:50] mmm 01[17:50] <@TheGM> no it doesn't matter whether or not you know the spell [17:50] oh [17:51] OH SHI- [17:51] traits are like in SPECIAL [17:51] that's awesome [17:54] we don't have to roll for traits, do we? [17:55] there is no scroll [17:55] :/ [17:55] no you don't [17:56] a scroll is a single-use spell, apollo [17:56] as long as its on your spell list you can cast it 01[17:57] <@TheGM> i thought it didn't have to be on your spell list 01[17:57] <@TheGM> you just have to know how to cast spells otherwise its use magic device [17:58] no it's UMD if it's not on your spell list [17:58] I'm a sorc :| [17:58] that's why UMD is a class skill for Wizards [17:58] I thought I didn't need stuff to cast spells. [17:59] UMD is for faking your alignment, class etc. [17:59] You don't, but scrolls give you extra spells above and beyond what you actually know. 01[17:59] <@TheGM> faking alignment? isn't that bluff [17:59] With a person yes. [17:59] But some magic items require a certain alignment. [17:59] That's what UMD is for. 01[17:59] <@TheGM> o ok [18:00] You can also use it to fake an ability score, like if you want to cast a 9th-level scroll written by a wizard but your INT is only 18. 01[18:00] <@TheGM> ah [18:01] hey don't we need a dicebot or something 01[18:01] <@TheGM> o yah shit 01[18:01] <@TheGM> i can do my own rolls but you guys still need to roll don't you [18:01] i'll get a dicebot [18:01] i need one for later anyway 01[18:01] <@TheGM> cool [18:01] hosting an adventure for Pronogo and some friends who've never played before 01[18:01] <@TheGM> o cool 01[18:01] <@TheGM> on irc? [18:01] yeah 01[18:01] <@TheGM> o nc [18:02] oh man wow [18:02] give me a minute to find a bot [18:02] I just had an epitome in calc :D [18:02] you had an epitome? [18:02] do you mean epiphany? [18:02] yeah 01[18:02] <@TheGM> lol 01[18:02] <@TheGM> he epitomized his epiphany [18:02] lol [18:03] Yeah epiphany [18:03] I get those two mixed up [18:03] they're spelled similar 01[18:03] <@TheGM> NO EXCUSES [18:03] I'm sowy v.v [18:03] BUT THE MEANINGS ARE SO DIFFERENT [18:03] yeah [18:04] one is a literary technique, the other a plot device and/or sudden realization 01[18:04] <@TheGM> its a shame none of you guys are interested in home brew classes :P [18:04] i tend to avoid homebrew for no clear reason 01[18:04] <@TheGM> haha 01[18:04] <@TheGM> no clear reason eh... [18:05] well I don't fully understand core, let alone homebrew [18:07] alright i dunno what i'm doing with these dicebots [18:07] i think i need to actually download an IRC client for them to work, and that's sure as hell not happening... [18:07] this calc makes sense muahahahaha [18:07] I have an IRC chat [18:07] just let SS handle it [18:07] then you get a bot [18:08] becuz I'm working on calc [18:08] SS, have you got a bot? 01[18:09] <@TheGM> no sorry :P 01[18:10] <@TheGM> but i have the irc client 01[18:10] <@TheGM> so what would i have to do to get a bot >_< [18:11] google it and find one 01[18:13] <@TheGM> i did find this http://www.rpgobjects.com/index.php?c=orpg 01[18:13] <@TheGM> heh 01[18:13] <@TheGM> i don't know if it would suit our needs though 01[18:13] <@TheGM> http://cerbain.net/modules.php?op=modload&name=Web_Links&file=index&req=viewlink&cid=4 [18:14] i don't think that's what we're looking for [18:15] oh bloody hell [18:15] I'll do it 01[18:16] <@TheGM> no i think i found something [18:16] damn it [18:16] why didn't we ask DragonPaladin what he used? >.> 01[18:17] <@TheGM> ok... i dld 'random die roller' but i can't find it on my computer [18:18] dammit [18:18] ss are you using mIRC? [18:19] I'm on miranda, which is kind of a skin and bones type deal without the skin. 01[18:19] <@TheGM> yah mirc [18:19] oh good 01[18:19] <@TheGM> ok apparently my dieroller doesn't go on channel [18:19] http://richards.sdf1.org/dice/download.html 01[18:20] <@TheGM> make sure it works in a channel 01[18:20] <@TheGM> unlike the one i found 06[18:20] * @TheGM glares in frustration [18:21] I can't use it [18:21] I have miranda [18:23] hurray for +8 Concentration at level 1! [18:24] lol [18:24] I could of had 10 [18:25] I have +7 bluff, +6 calligraphy, +6 forgery, and +5 diplomacy. [18:25] I'm level 1 :O [18:26] Why hire a guard when you can forge papers that look like he has orders to do it. And to boot, you can even forge papers to get him paid for it by the government. [18:27] Now that's pretty cool. [18:27] SS, are you gonna houserule that his fruity calligraphy skills give him a synergy bonus on his forgery? [18:31] fruity? I make demonic text look DEMONIC [18:32] Too bad you can't write in Infernal. :D [18:32] But I can. [18:32] Hrm. [18:32] What language should my Psicrystal speak? [18:32] Common? [18:33] your psicrystal can speak? [18:33] my familiar can't speak yet D: [18:34] he's not smart enough [18:34] you've got to admit though, 6 int is pretty smart for a cat. [18:34] Psicrystals are a fragmented and distorted portion of their master's mind. [18:34] And only Ravens can speak. [18:34] All other familiars are incapable of speech. [18:35] My psicrystal can speak one language that I know, and understand all languages I know. [18:35] And when I get to level 5, he can communicate telepathically with any creature within 30 feet of him, as long as he and I are less than a mile apart. [18:35] the familiar can talk with the master at level 6 [18:35] He's also got +4 to Listen and Spot, so he can find danger. [18:35] level 5 [18:36] I can't get my familiar yet. [18:36] I don't have enough gp >.> [18:36] Ah, but you see, my Psicrystal can speak Common. [18:36] I need 3 gp and 2 sp. [18:36] D: [18:37] do we really need flint and steel? [18:37] No. [18:37] I can make fire on the spot. [18:37] Remember? [18:38] I concentrate on a piece of wood, and 18 seconds later it ignites. [18:38] if I got rid of one of my ink pens and flint and steel and the belt pouch I only need 1 gp more. [18:38] If it's dry tinder it ignites instantly. [18:38] You just want to give me 4 gp? [18:39] fine [18:39] Thanks :D [18:39] I'll repay you. [18:39] we could just forge a check for like 20 gp. [18:43] curse you trig [18:52] hurray for 6 extra HP! [18:53] apollo [18:53] how many hit points do you have? [18:53] 6 [18:53] i have 11. :D [18:53] how did you get 6 extra ? [18:53] psionic feats. :D [18:54] I have three psionic feats, including Psionic Body which gives 2 extra HP for each psionic feat. [18:55] When are we gonna play? [18:57] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=169768 [18:57] there's my character [18:57] it should be all ready [18:58] can't access. [18:58] but w/e [18:59] oh i set it to private [18:59] one sec [19:00] now try [19:00] much better [19:00] 18 int [19:00] O.o [19:00] i used point buy [19:00] still [19:01] O.o [19:01] not really [19:01] deity: god [19:01] lol [19:01] did i mention... [19:01] MIND CRUSH [19:01] so when are we gonna play? [19:02] when SS comes back [19:02] and looks over your sheet [19:02] it is 10 PM lol [19:02] we started at 3 [19:03] lol [19:03] i have to go [19:03] so i can't play tonight [19:03] oh bloody hell mate [19:03] so it'd be just me and SS [19:03] tomorrow is monday you know. >.> [19:03] I know, I'm staying up and doing calc 02[19:03] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[19:03] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [19:03] damn it [19:04] clicked a link on the little toolbar thing in Firefox by accident [19:04] lololo [19:04] used to do that all the time [19:04] and then I got rid of it [19:07] lemme make sure I have school tomorrow [19:08] son of a [19:08] I don't have school tomorrow O.o [19:09] why not? 01[19:12] <@TheGM> so you guys ready or not? [19:15] i can't play tonight [19:15] but i'll be available tomorrow afternoon [19:15] i really gotta go [19:15] bye 02[19:15] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:17] I can play tonight [19:17] I don't have school tomorrow [19:28] SS :D [19:28] Imma have to do some low level jobs. 01[19:29] <@TheGM> alright so is your sheet done? [19:30] yeah 01[19:30] <@TheGM> did you get a dicebot? [19:30] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=169728 [19:30] no I don't have dicebot D: 01[19:30] <@TheGM> meh [19:30] won't work with miranda [19:31] but I suppose I could try harder to get one lol 01[19:32] <@TheGM> anyway, lets start this bitch [19:32] without a bot? [19:33] you just going to roll manual? [19:33] http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=169766 [19:33] familiar [19:35] updated my move silently, didn't have my familiar bonus on it. 01[19:35] <@TheGM> yah ill just roll manual for now 01[19:36] <@TheGM> so, what you know is that you were thrown in prison for some reason, you don't know why 01[19:36] <@TheGM> you've been here for a few months 01[19:37] <@TheGM> you've discussed with your cell mates escape plans, etc. [19:38] hell, I don't need to do that :P 01[19:38] <@TheGM> don't need to escape? [19:39] I'm an escape artist, it is what I do. 01[19:39] <@TheGM> that applies to being grappled 01[19:39] <@TheGM> or bound 01[19:39] <@TheGM> or what have you [19:40] I kid. 01[19:40] <@TheGM> ok, so what do you do [19:40] Let's review the circumstances. 01[19:40] <@TheGM> your in a cell, you've been fed terrible meals for months [19:41] I have full use of all my spells right? 01[19:41] <@TheGM> yea [19:41] cool, so do I know why I'm in jail? 01[19:41] <@TheGM> every so often you've been taken out of your cell for labor 01[19:41] <@TheGM> you don't know why you're in jail [19:42] So what's outside of the cell. 01[19:42] <@TheGM> stone hallways 01[19:42] <@TheGM> prison blocks, other cells 01[19:43] <@TheGM> outside of that is a mine and some animal herds... you've labored at both [19:43] Is there a warrant's desk or otherwise? [19:43] like with papers on it? 01[19:43] <@TheGM> your not allowed near it [19:43] well yes, but is there within clear view of my cell? 01[19:43] <@TheGM> no [19:44] how far away? 01[19:44] <@TheGM> you don't know [19:44] oh well there goes that plan [19:44] do the guards have keys on them? 01[19:45] <@TheGM> the guards don't show up very often and if they do its for labor rotation [19:45] And is my familiar with me? 01[19:45] <@TheGM> you can only assume they regularly do carry keys since they often arrive to open up the cell 01[19:45] <@TheGM> your familiar is with you 01[19:45] <@TheGM> your prison mates helped you collect your gear [19:45] Now do I know anything about the prison's security? 01[19:46] <@TheGM> you know there's lots of stone walls, prisoners are typically chained for labor, etc. 01[19:46] <@TheGM> guards carry crossbows 01[19:47] <@TheGM> every so often you hear whistling sounds coming from the area where you do your business... there could be something strange buried underground 01[19:47] <@TheGM> perhaps an excavation, who knows [19:47] well I can't compete with that. 01[19:47] <@TheGM> hehe 01[19:48] <@TheGM> the stone protects you from the desert sun [19:48] What do I know about the government and its magistrates? 01[19:48] <@TheGM> you know it's a feudal system with one king 01[19:49] <@TheGM> king Eul'tikh [19:49] mmm [19:49] now my cell mates, who are they? 01[19:49] <@TheGM> the states generally don't get along but they don't war either because war is very hard to conduct in a desert and an intraversible marsh to the north [19:49] ahh yes of course. 01[19:49] <@TheGM> also fortresses, lots of fortresses 01[19:50] <@TheGM> requires sieges 01[19:51] <@TheGM> your prison mates are all men up to their 70s, there's the odd gnoll and kobold [19:51] At any time is there any way I can get within 15 feet of the wardon's desk? 01[19:51] <@TheGM> not really 01[19:52] <@TheGM> the wardon's desk, though you haven't seen it, is likely located in a higher tower, seperated by many locked doors 01[19:52] <@TheGM> warden* [19:52] you do enjoy making this hard for me don't you D: 01[19:52] <@TheGM> yep :) [19:52] So I don't know how to get to the warden's office do I. 01[19:53] <@TheGM> no [19:53] Can my feline companion fit through the bars? 01[19:53] <@TheGM> you hatched out an escape plan with Tukker [19:53] oh hell, that's perfect! [19:53] so what was the plan with Tukker? 01[19:54] <@TheGM> tukker and a few of his friends have helped you gather your gear... he says at the east wall of your prison is some unstable blocks 01[19:54] <@TheGM> they arranged for you to be in this specific cell, they hope that because of your magic, you will free them in the future [19:54] mmm 01[19:55] <@TheGM> the blocks and the mortar can easily be picked away [19:55] I could get out that way. 01[19:55] <@TheGM> there's supposed to be a tunnel on the other side [19:55] kind of obvious though, and wanted posters are not fun. 01[19:55] <@TheGM> the guards don't check up on the construction at all intervals though [19:55] this is the way you want me to escape huh? 01[19:56] <@TheGM> you've never seen anybody inspect the place for living conditions or architecture 01[19:56] <@TheGM> well if you can find another way, by all means :) [19:56] Let's see here, have I ever seen the king's handwriting and signature? 01[19:56] <@TheGM> also there's an iron door with a sliding panel... your cat can't fit through [19:56] nifty [19:57] he can sneak out when I go work though :P [19:57] so about that king's signature thing. 01[19:57] <@TheGM> you've never seen the king's signature, there's no local seal either except in representation of the state... the king barely keeps Inkhet united [19:59] Well my plan is to have Alan go grab some papers off of the warden's desk and then bring them back to me, see if I can find discharge orders, and if I can, then copy it with forgery and then send them back with Alan to put back on the warden's desk. 01[19:59] <@TheGM> among the animal herd fields, there is much feces... some of the animals you tend to include elephants and exotic beasts from the south... there is a huge trade that was initially conducted by the king into that region 01[19:59] <@TheGM> much of the larger beasts are also used to wage war to the west [20:00] mmm [20:00] So let's try that plan. 01[20:00] <@TheGM> you can communicate with your familiar can you? [20:01] We have emphatic communication. 01[20:01] <@TheGM> ah 01[20:01] <@TheGM> how would your familiar know what to look for? [20:01] he wouldn't, he would just grab whatever he can find. [20:01] but nothing too significant. 01[20:01] <@TheGM> what's his carrying capacity? [20:02] 5 lbs. light load. 01[20:02] <@TheGM> hehe [20:02] strong kitty :D 01[20:02] <@TheGM> rowr [20:02] He's a beast at stealth too, +18 to hide, tiny, and +12 to move silently. 01[20:03] <@TheGM> damn [20:03] He could hide right in front of their eyes in pure daylight. [20:03] :D 01[20:03] <@TheGM> okay so... time to go to work, the guard prompts you with a barbed utility [20:03] cat sneaks out with me and I comply. [20:04] So my kitty is going to go see if he can find the warden's desk, and he knows he is looking for papers because I showed him parchment. 03[20:05] * Vampollo is now known as Edward [20:09] "I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow." 01[20:09] <@TheGM> :D [20:09] is siriand going to be stuck in prison too? 01[20:10] <@TheGM> yep [20:10] sucks for him O.o [20:11] if my cat dies I will be able to tell :D [20:11] emphatic link ftw [20:11] although that would suck v.v 01[20:13] <@TheGM> btw, you didn't search the hallway, you searched with your eyes 01[20:13] <@TheGM> details :P [20:13] his darn hide +18 [20:13] lo [20:13] I'll just use emphatic link to tell where he is 01[20:15] <@TheGM> you can do that? 01[20:15] <@TheGM> will you do it with emphasis? 01[20:15] <@TheGM> emphatically? [20:16] I would assume so. [20:16] I could just feel that it was time to come back and he probably would. [20:16] Ultimately it is up to you. [20:17] Does he have papers? [20:18] So Imma look at these papers as soon as the guards leave me alone. [20:20] that could also be useful. [20:21] oh Alan, you would. [20:22] he's a cute lil' fella [20:22] So that map, does it show the warden's office? 01[20:24] <@TheGM> Warden Prats, yes 01[20:24] <@TheGM> its in a tower, about six stories above your cell 01[20:24] <@TheGM> the map is just an outline, there's not much detail except that covering the blocks [20:25] So the guard schedule. [20:25] does it have where each guard is stationed too? 01[20:26] <@TheGM> Sunset: Drill, Noon: Open Cells and direct prisoners to labor, Noon-Evening: Maintain finer quarters, lunch, Night: Night drill, dinner, direct prisoners back to cells 01[20:26] <@TheGM> just a general schedule' [20:27] aha 01[20:27] <@TheGM> doesn't give specific shifts or guard stations [20:27] let's alter it slightly shall we... [20:27] 'cause some chaos 01[20:27] <@TheGM> the paper itself is in poor quality... there's no manifest 01[20:29] <@TheGM> so... i gotta be afk now 01[20:29] <@TheGM> :( [20:29] awww [20:29] how long? 01[20:29] <@TheGM> two hours max [20:30] gah. [20:30] Okay. [20:30] you do that I'll plot my strategy [20:30] need to finish calc anyway 01[20:30] <@TheGM> write down what happened, we can continue the next time nobody shows up, or maybe sooner 01[20:31] <@TheGM> well it was a fun 8 hours man, seeya [20:31] kk [20:31] cya 03[20:31] * Edward is now known as Vampollo 02[21:13] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206-51-182-14.nktelco.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Session Time: Mon Nov 30 00:00:00 2009 03[08:43] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-181-168.nktelco.net) has joined #usurperschat 03[08:45] * Apollo is now known as Vampollo 02[09:09] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206-51-181-168.nktelco.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 03[10:19] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206.51.181.168) has joined #usurperschat 03[12:14] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [12:15] hello [12:15] have i missed anything 02[12:18] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[12:20] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [12:25] oh hi [12:25] no you haven't [12:26] other than me applying to OSU [12:28] so are we gonna play today or wait until the weekend? [12:37] ionno [12:37] I'm doing ROTC right now [12:44] okay... [12:44] apollo [12:44] do me a favor [12:44] go to http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powerList.htm [12:44] and look at the powers for Egoist and Telepath [12:44] and tell me which one is more awesome [12:44] because i can't decide [12:46] i mean... damn [12:46] all these disciplines get awesome at high levels [12:46] what [12:47] all the psion disciplines [12:48] Telepath seems to have more verstility. [12:48] A egoist seems just like a good support character. [12:49] Since we're grouped together and my powers are mostly versatile ones you should probably do so as well. [12:49] yeah but like if i went egoist, at high level i could make a clone of myself [12:50] and at an even higher level i could fuse the two of us together into a combo psion/sorceror killing machine [12:50] At high level telepath you can make someone become you. [12:50] very good point [12:50] give me a sec to check the XP cost on that [12:50] but the problem with that is that the victim of that power has free will; the clone is essentially a slave, except i can't order it to its death because it won't do anything i wouldn't [12:51] mind seed is simply a way to fuck someone up permanently [12:51] damn... 3000XP for Mind Seed [12:51] the lower spells seem like the useful ones. [12:52] I think your skills as a telepath would be more synergistic with mine. [12:52] for telepath? [12:52] yeah telepath [12:53] well we could communicate psychically [12:53] but it's really only useful when we need to keep a conversation private [12:53] For egoist a lot of your powers seem like something you wouldn't really use. [12:54] check the range [12:54] That flying power is so slow it is essentially useless in combat. I'll be able to use levitate by then anyway. [12:54] Plus I get the ability to fly later on anyway. [12:54] at 30 ft. [12:55] and that applies to anyone else too. [12:55] and egoist is basically a support class >.> [12:55] hrm [12:55] some of the other disciplines are cool [12:55] If there were 4 or 5 of us, then sure, but there are two of us. [12:55] like Nomads [12:56] if i went Nomad i could remove a target from the battle via time travel, and later use time travel to escape from battle [12:56] that's just you though. [12:57] Shaper looks really useful. [12:57] no, i could teleport both of us forward in time [12:57] it's Mass Time Hop [12:58] yeah, shapers can create demiplanes at high level [12:58] we're at level one :P [12:58] you can make constructs though [12:58] yeah [12:59] useful [12:59] but do what you want [12:59] Really the only thing that looks like it wouldn't be as beneficial is seer and egoist [13:00] oh keep in mind [13:00] you're going to start out in prison. [13:00] I'm in prison and it has turned out to be a bitch to get out of. [13:00] creating a new plane of existence costs three times less XP than making a creature's personality imitate your own. D: [13:00] xp costs lololo [13:00] and i know, but now you have my psychic powers and my psicrystal to assist you. :D [13:01] what powers do you have. [13:01] And this is if we get locked in the same cell. [13:01] Mindlink (which will change if I switch disciplines at the last minute), Mind Thrust, and Matter Agitation [13:02] Also my psicrystal can speak Common and has spidery legs that allow it to move at a speed of 30ft. It's also about the size of a human hand. [13:02] And I can communicate with it telepathically at all times as long as we're within a mile of eachother. [13:02] It's much, much butter than your familair. :D [13:03] Not quite [13:03] my familiar is a beast of stealt [13:03] stealth* [13:03] he could hide in front of your eyes at mid day. [13:03] Yeah but... a small crystal with spider legs [13:03] My cat has +18 to hide, +12 to move silently. [13:04] which has proven to be unbelievably useful. [13:04] hmmm [13:04] i might switch to shaper [13:04] Yeah, just make a construct to bust you out of jail. [13:04] if we go all the way to max level, I'll essentially be able to make myself a god [13:05] 1,000xp for 180 feet of demiplane. With enough XP, I can make a small island, then bring in life. [13:05] lol [13:08] my cat can push 75 lbs. [13:08] super cat [13:08] O.o [13:09] yeah well my crystal has 15 agility [13:10] agility? [13:11] dexterity [13:11] whatever [13:12] Alan has 15 dext too :P [13:12] 6 int, so he isn't too intelligent [13:12] but smart for a cat [13:12] and it rises as I go up in levels. [13:13] my psicrystal has 6 INT too [13:13] and somehow 10 CHA. >.> [13:14] but it can climb with a +8 racial bonus to Climb, a Climb speed of 20ft, and it uses its DEX mod instead of STR. [13:14] I need to check something [13:15] I did it wrong v.v [13:15] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/microcosm.htm [13:15] I still have to give him skill ranks [13:15] that is an amazing power [13:15] and it costs no XP [13:17] D: [13:17] 17 pp though [13:17] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/decerebrate.htm [13:18] holy fucking shit [13:18] also, 17PP is nothing at level 20. [13:18] at level 20 you get just over 350. [13:19] base PP cost is always equal to the lowest manifester level required to use the power [13:21] at high level i could theoretically use Decerebrate to incapacitate a target, and then revive it later with Psychic Chirurgery. Or leave it to die. [13:22] My cat knows calligraphy :3 [13:24] wat [13:24] Alan's ranks match my own. [13:24] but it has no hands... it can't write [13:25] I have to admit, they're very beautiful paw prints. [13:26] ... [13:27] he isn't smart enough for words yet. [13:29] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindwipe.htm [13:29] i'm confused, can i use that to make someone forget I just robbed them at knifepoint? [13:30] I think so. [13:30] ask ss [13:43] SS [13:43] are you still afk? [13:58] mmmmmmmm [14:45] bump [14:45] shump [14:45] SS is still gone apparently [14:46] eh [14:47] 3 pst isn't for another 13 minutes [14:47] true [14:47] he's probably in school [14:47] that lazy bastard [14:47] lazy? [14:48] I didn't have school today :P [14:48] I have to go tomorrow though d: [14:48] i had school today [14:48] i had less sleep than usual but somehow wasn't quite as tired as normal [15:04] bump [15:04] http://www.giantitp.com/Images/fanart/8BT_RBurlew.gif [15:10] thegm [15:10] thegm [15:10] thegm [15:10] thegm [15:10] thegm [15:12] hurr [15:12] we want to eat some cake. [15:12] and seeing as I'm shit in combat, hire some guys to do it for me. [15:13] hello... [15:14] MIND CRUSH here. [15:16] you don't have it yet :P [15:17] no but i have Mind Thrust [15:18] 1d10 points of direct damage to my opponent's MIND [15:18] I have animate rope, I can make them trip. [15:18] remember though, we're level 1 and the guards are much stronger than us D: [15:19] then um [15:19] my psicrystal will freak them out!! [15:19] until they smash it [15:19] LIRS [15:19] LIES* [15:20] YOU WILL NOT SPEAK OF MY PSICRYSTAL AS DESTRUCTIBLE [15:20] it has half of your hp right? [15:20] IT IS INVULNERABLE AND IMMORTAL, YOU FOOL [15:20] ... [15:20] YES IT DOES BUT IT'S MAGICAL [15:22] should i name my psicrystal or what [15:23] i think i'm supposed to give it a name [15:23] THIRD PAGE !!! [15:25] third page of what? [15:26] calc [15:30] thegm [15:30] thegm [15:30] TheGM [15:30] TheGM [15:53] thegm [15:53] :P [15:53] I've been working on calc all day :O [16:01] thegm [16:19] thegm [16:27] thegm [16:54] thegm [16:54] thegm [16:54] thegm [16:54] thegm 02[17:04] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[17:05] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [17:19] thegm [17:28] thegm vampollo [18:03] mm [18:03] what you need 02[18:14] * Vampollo (~Miranda@206.51.181.168) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 02[18:32] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 2009 03[12:17] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[14:16] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[17:11] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [17:11] thegm 02[17:12] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Wed Dec 02 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Thu Dec 03 00:00:00 2009 03[12:24] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[12:39] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Fri Dec 04 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Fri Dec 04 03:42:53 2009 Session Start: Fri Dec 04 03:42:53 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[03:42] * Disconnected 02[03:49] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[03:49] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat Session Close: Fri Dec 04 04:57:51 2009 Session Start: Fri Dec 04 04:57:51 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[04:57] * Disconnected 02[05:07] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[05:07] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat Session Close: Fri Dec 04 05:15:31 2009 Session Start: Fri Dec 04 05:15:31 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[05:15] * Disconnected 02[05:15] * Attempting to rejoin channel #usurperschat 03[05:15] * Rejoined channel #usurperschat 03[13:03] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[13:35] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[18:12] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[18:13] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Sat Dec 05 00:00:00 2009 03[11:03] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [11:04] thegm [11:04] you there? 03[12:20] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) has joined #usurperschat [12:35] hey look who it is [12:35] fiendwurm [12:35] yep [12:36] if no one else comes by 15:00 i'm going to leave [12:36] if SS shows up ask him if you can join the new game. or maybe we'll do the old one today. i dunno where we're going with this [12:37] then who is TheGM? [12:38] that's SS, but he's been in this chatroom all week. and AFK [12:38] oh [12:38] so what is this new game? [12:38] something involving prison [12:39] I made a character but had to leave just before teh first session started. [12:39] what level? [12:39] Set in the same world but in a swamp instead of a desert. [12:39] level 1 [12:39] oh [12:39] I made a Psion, Apollo is a sorceror [12:39] i guess I won't be a spell caster then [12:39] Nah, you can go spellcaster. [12:40] We're gonna wreck shit with our combined might. [12:40] Also, I can make people's hair catch on fire with my mind. [12:40] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/matterAgitation.htm [12:41] lol [12:41] I might be a beguiler then [12:41] Have you ever looked at the rules for epic spells/powers? [12:41] If you mix the right seeds together and have a really high spellcraft (or psicraft) skill you can create life. [12:42] Mix that with a wand/dorje of Genesis and you are a god. [12:42] cool [12:47] for next week we need to set a time [12:47] yes [12:48] damn it [12:48] where the hell is everybody? [12:53] I don't anybody knows that there is a meeting now [12:53] but it's 12:00PST on a saturday! [12:54] yah [12:54] I guess we are just use to having some one say that it will be at some time [12:54] dunno [12:54] apollo came on time last week [12:54] and that was pretty last minute [12:54] brb updating thread [12:54] k [12:56] Updated. [12:56] Now we wait for Apollo and SS. [13:19] I'm going to go Siri [13:19] bye 02[13:19] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [13:19] thegm [13:24] thegm 03[13:55] * Fiendwurm (~Fiendwurm@rww-dynamic51-47.redwoodwireless.com) has joined #usurperschat [13:55] no showed up? 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Get it here: http://miranda-im.org) Session Time: Mon Dec 07 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Tue Dec 08 00:00:00 2009 03[09:18] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat 02[09:18] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) Session Time: Wed Dec 09 00:00:00 2009 Session Time: Thu Dec 10 00:00:00 2009 Session Close: Thu Dec 10 03:17:19 2009 Session Start: Thu Dec 10 03:17:19 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 02[03:17] * Disconnected Session Start: Sun Dec 20 13:54:55 2009 Session Ident: #usurperschat 03[13:54] * Now talking in #usurperschat 01[13:55] just checking in 01[13:55] afk [14:15] oh [14:15] I see 01[14:32] check out this thread http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7541261#post7541261 [15:21] mm [15:24] holy shit 03[17:18] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #usurperschat [17:18] sup [17:30] yo [17:40] so [17:40] did i miss anything? 02[18:58] * Siriand (~Siriand@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Starcraft.org Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [19:07] no 02[20:06] * Apollo (~Miranda@206-51-181-168.nktelco.net) Quit (Quit: Miranda IM! 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