Session Start: Mon Oct 12 13:00:31 2009 Session Ident: #warboardsOOC 03[13:00] * Now talking in #warboardsOOC 03[13:02] * Siriand11 sets mode: +o solidsamurai 01[13:02] <@solidsamurai> guys how do you pm [13:02] click on our name [13:02] double click on name [13:02] or double click 03[13:03] * Kord[37] is now known as Kord[26] [13:03] roll 1d12+2 [13:03] KONG [13:03] GET YOUR BOT HERE [13:03] <@Siriand11> can you bring kongbot here? [13:03] no [13:04] <@Siriand11> or is he only good in one channel? [13:04] 13 [13:04] I beat you 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> hm [13:04] <@Siriand11> damn, i lost D: [13:04] You are unconcious [13:04] He can be in multiple channels but god damn, chill out. 03[13:04] * Kord[26] is now known as Kord[46] 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> alright what are you guys doing [13:04] <@Siriand11> we were dueling 03[13:04] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [13:04] I beat him. 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> dueling in the middle of the city? [13:04] <@Siriand11> I only needed to stay alive for three more turns to paralyze him! [13:04] it was pre-game ss [13:04] <@Siriand11> No, we were just dueling 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> people are staring at you 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> :D [13:04] pretend dueling [13:04] lol 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> dueling in your minds? [13:04] It was OOC [13:04] xD 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> are you PSYCHIC [13:04] Yeah [13:04] <@Siriand11> Yeah, that. 01[13:04] <@solidsamurai> ok [13:05] Oui. [13:05] You don't /need/ to keep your HP next to your name, you know [13:05] <@Siriand11> I used freaky dragon magic to invade his brain [13:05] hey kong your bot's gone [13:05] But we /want/ to do so. [13:05] no it's not [13:05] <@Siriand11> I think keeping HP in our name would be useful [13:05] in the main chanel [13:05] roll 1d20 [13:05] 4,1kongurous rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{13} [13:05] <@Siriand11> Since we're not using gametable or anything [13:05] I'm using it [13:05] lol [13:05] I have it right here [13:05] Keep track of it yourself? 01[13:05] <@solidsamurai> kongbot was used over here [13:05] xD [13:05] <@Siriand11> In fact, maybe we should put our AC in our name too. [13:05] Meh... 03[13:05] * Deschain[56] is now known as Deschain 03[13:05] * Siriand11 is now known as Siriand [13:05] Or we can keep track of it and not clutter up shit 03[13:05] * Kord[46] is now known as Kord [13:05] I'll open Notepad [13:05] ok let's get it started [13:06] <@Siriand> Fairyman, change your name. [13:06] Rolling here keeps it from breaking up the rhythm in the IC channel [13:06] 4,1kongurous rolled :7,1 here 4,1keeps it from breaking up the rhythm in the IC channel --> error: malformed expression [13:06] <@Siriand> and kong 03[13:06] * kongurous is now known as HazamAsh [13:06] good point 03[13:06] * ReverendSin is now known as Dey_W 01[13:07] <@solidsamurai> how do you change name? :P [13:07] /nick 03[13:07] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 03[13:07] * solidsamurai is now known as The 01[13:07] <@The> shit [13:07] <@Siriand> No spaces [13:07] just call yourself DM 03[13:07] * The is now known as TheGM [13:07] You need underscores 01[13:07] <@TheGM> kk 02[13:07] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) [13:07] That works 03[13:07] * TheGM is now known as TheGM 03[13:07] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 01[13:07] <@TheGM> :) [13:07] we good? 01[13:07] <@TheGM> yep 01[13:08] <@TheGM> er... gotta get in the mindset [13:08] Let's go! 01[13:08] <@TheGM> alright alright 06[13:08] * Kord finished writing in notepad [13:09] Should I exit #kord 01[13:09] <@TheGM> yes [13:09] dun [13:09] wait who is who [13:09] Mirra = [13:09] What do we know about the esteemed Karson Ulman? [13:09] I'm Mirra. 01[13:09] <@TheGM> mirra is anoik [13:09] kk [13:10] Dey_W? 01[13:10] <@TheGM> karson is a jewl merchant [13:10] Where do we know him from? [13:10] dey is rev. sin [13:10] Kk [13:10] Dey Wichtelmänner [13:10] What are our surroundings? Are we in a city, town, in the middle of nowhere, what. [13:10] Hazam is Kong? [13:10] yes [13:10] You're in a city [13:10] yes kord, read the thread ffs [13:10] we are, rather 01[13:10] <@TheGM> in the city roheim... he's a dealy type of guy 01[13:10] <@TheGM> you met literally on the first day you travelled here [13:10] I like Bugbears, their bones snap nicely [13:10] <@Siriand> Right so, we're looking at a guy with a bunch of bugbears. [13:11] How much do we like this guy? 01[13:11] <@TheGM> yep [13:11] <@Siriand> And he's holding an aquaintance hostage. [13:11] <@Siriand> Right? 01[13:11] <@TheGM> you think he could get you places [13:11] What time of day is it? 01[13:11] <@TheGM> it's afternoon [13:11] <@Siriand> I'm gonna attempt diplomacy [13:11] Define the bugbears IC 01[13:11] <@TheGM> the sun is erm... halfway across the sky [13:11] Alright, let's see what they want. [13:11] <@Siriand> I'm attempting diplomacy. Objections? 01[13:11] <@TheGM> they're harsh looking, some have scars [13:11] I'm holding back for now. [13:11] I'll be here on my horse. [13:12] I'm eating a leg of mutton. 01[13:12] <@TheGM> they're also quite dirty, not out of carelessness but as if they don't care [13:12] So like they're bugbears [13:12] that's what you're telling me [13:12] norly [13:12] <@Siriand> wouldn't that be carelessness? [13:12] no [13:12] not important guys [13:12] That would be that they could care less [13:12] don't distract the DM [13:12] lol [13:12] <@Siriand> good idea [13:12] kk [13:13] Note: Approach within 20ft: all nearby creatures DC15 will save 'calm emotions'. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/calmEmotions.htm [13:13] This is an automatic effect. [13:15] <@Siriand> What language is he speaking? 01[13:15] <@TheGM> what languages do you guys speak 01[13:15] <@TheGM> you don't recognize the language if you don't speak it [13:15] Draconic. [13:15] Common. [13:15] <@Siriand> I have Common, Elven, and Draconic. [13:15] Nezumi. [13:15] Roll heal check: [13:15] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 heal 4,1check: --> error: malformed expression [13:16] Common, Undercommon, Dwarven, Thri'kreen, Orc, and Elven [13:16] roll 1d20+10 [13:16] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+10 --> 10,1[ 1d20=9 ]8,1{19} [13:16] Ignan, sylvan, common, dwarven, giant, gnome, goblin [13:16] (Heal check is to determine whether anyone is hurt)( [13:16] Orcish and Common. [13:17] anyone there hurt? [13:17] "As far as you can tell..." [13:17] I could put the bugbear holding him into a stupo [13:17] [waits for GM] [13:17] rr [13:17] We can't let him get away. [13:17] stupor* [13:17] It would let him escape while we fight the others [13:17] and it would last three hours 01[13:17] <@TheGM> kord, you understand what the bugbear says 01[13:17] <@TheGM> let me whisper it to you [13:17] Okay. [13:17] Let's not get into a fight immediately. [13:17] kk [13:17] just do it in #kord [13:17] lol [13:18] And I should understand it, too, if he does [13:18] We speak the same languages [13:18] Why should we not fight immediatly? [13:18] <@Siriand> Because avoiding combat tends to result in fewer broken bones. [13:18] In my last campaign I murdered a man within ten seconds, a record for myself. [13:18] Because that'd be undiplomatic, it'd make a scene, and there's more of them than us. [13:18] So [13:18] They're bugbears [13:18] The numbers I am not afraid of. [13:18] Natures toads [13:18] It wouldbe undiplomatic, but so is dragging our friend off. [13:19] Good for you, starting fights for no reason is never a good idea. [13:19] But there is a reason [13:19] if we can solve this without violence, none of us are hurt and I don't waste spell slots. [13:19] <@Siriand> Diplomacy is what separates us from them. [13:19] So please, contain yourself. [13:19] They're leaving right now. [13:19] so I'm not sure how effective our diplomacy has been. [13:19] Fine, wake we when your diplomacy is all done with [13:19] <@Siriand> what's the command for emotes? /me? [13:19] Which since they are leaving, seems like now [13:19] and yes 06[13:19] * @TheGM is patient 01[13:19] <@TheGM> o hey it works 06[13:20] * Anoiktos devours the souls of helpless kittens. [13:20] Make your diplo checks and see if it works [13:20] There's no point arguing [13:20] roll 1d20+13 [13:20] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+13 --> 10,1[ 1d20=16 ]8,1{29} [13:20] Why is Siriand an IRC mod [13:20] that was diplomacy, incidentally. [13:20] BULL RUSH CHECK! gogo, DM. [13:20] <@Siriand> i started the room 03[13:21] * Siriand sets mode: -o Siriand [13:21] I DON'T FOLLOW [13:21] well, if I'm getting knocked down... 01[13:21] <@TheGM> how do you roll? [13:21] Now can I take one of them out of commission? [13:21] I have no idea. Let me look it up. [13:21] type roll [13:21] and then the dice [13:21] IE [13:21] Let them attack first. [13:21] Roll 1d4+8 [13:21] 4,1Dey_W rolled :7,1 1d4+8 --> 10,1[ 1d4=4 ]8,1{12} [13:21] anoiktos, just let yourself be pushed down [13:21] it's not a combat move [13:22] A push is an attack, if he falls we attack [13:22] you can just get up IG 01[13:22] <@TheGM> roll 1d20+4 [13:22] 4,1TheGM rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=19 ]8,1{23} [13:22] It is indeed an attack move 01[13:22] <@TheGM> do you wanna roll against 23? [13:22] kk. I'm going to go follow the guy running away. 01[13:22] <@TheGM> its a bullrush [13:22] alright [13:22] May we roll for initiative 01[13:22] <@TheGM> there's a huge crowd all over the place anoiktos... people are chasing chickens, there's foul water in the corners [13:22] roll 1d20+4 [13:22] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=18 ]8,1{22} [13:22] 22 init [13:22] ;D [13:23] have kord clear the way i guess [13:23] roll 1d20+4 [13:23] lol [13:23] 4,1Dey_W rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=19 ]8,1{23} 01[13:23] <@TheGM> is that your initiative kord? [13:23] roll 1d20+17 [13:23] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+17 --> 10,1[ 1d20=9 ]8,1{26} [13:23] :) [13:23] ARG [13:23] I can solve this rather quickly. [13:23] Diplomacy check [13:23] roll 1d20+1 [13:23] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=3 ]8,1{4} [13:23] unless i missed something [13:23] roll 1d20+6 [13:23] 4,1HazamAsh rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=1 ]8,1{7} [13:23] Uh, I rolled a 29 diplomacy before. [13:23] Well fuck me. 01[13:23] <@TheGM> you have to roll initiative siriand if everyone else is [13:23] God damnit people [13:23] I don't think that's going to work. [13:23] damn [13:23] Fail [13:23] I thought I got the best init [13:23] -.- [13:23] 26 [13:23] roll 1d20+6 [13:23] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=18 ]8,1{24} [13:23] you people have issues [13:23] putting all that shit into init [13:23] WAIT [13:23] 26 wasn't an initiative roll [13:24] i should be 23 not 22 01[13:24] <@TheGM> alright kord's is 23 [13:24] Then you and I have the highest [13:24] roll 1d20+1 [13:24] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=15 ]8,1{16} 01[13:24] <@TheGM> if you want to make a diplomacy check you still need initiative [13:24] I forgot to add in my dex mod [13:24] Should we both re roll against each other or just our dex? [13:24] I rolled my init. 24. [13:24] Whoever has the highest modifier wins [13:24] Wait, so diplomacy is a combat action now? [13:24] or not [13:24] Seriously? [13:24] lol [13:24] If combat is happening, then yes. [13:24] It's still a combat [13:24] Using a skill in combat is an action, I believe. [13:24] anoiktos: we're kind of in battle now, you can roll diplomacyi n battle [13:24] I did so *before*. [13:24] Oh, whatever. [13:24] we weren't in battle [13:25] how far are we from them [13:25] I was gonna charge 01[13:25] <@TheGM> yeah you can roll diplomacy in battle but it takes a few rounds according to SRD 01[13:25] <@TheGM> also depending on what you say [13:25] What's move order? [13:25] but shini had to get 1 higher than me [13:25] oh yeah, and for convenience's sake, can we say I already cast Endure Exposure on everyone? [13:25] ... 01[13:25] <@TheGM> move order is according to initiatve, could everyone tell me what they rolled? [13:25] bring this up later [13:25] 23 [13:25] lol [13:25] Hence why I was talking and then rolling diplomacy *before* battle. Nevermind, get on with your coarse and ugly hacking and such. I'll see if there's anyone else to help out. [13:25] 16 01[13:25] <@TheGM> sure siriand [13:25] 23 [13:25] 4 [13:26] Siriand got 24 01[13:26] <@TheGM> roll 1d20+1 [13:26] 4,1TheGM rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=15 ]8,1{16} [13:26] I got 23 01[13:26] <@TheGM> roll 1d20+2 [13:26] 4,1TheGM rolled :7,1 1d20+2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=6 ]8,1{8} 01[13:26] <@TheGM> er... i should make these hidden rolls [13:26] Yeah,. [13:26] lol 01[13:26] <@TheGM> lol [13:26] use dice 01[13:26] <@TheGM> one sec [13:26] You could also make them with real dice [13:26] IRL 01[13:26] <@TheGM> yah i got dice somewhere, just wait a sec [13:26] I'll mail you mine. [13:26] nt. [13:26] you don't have to roll all 8 [13:26] not* [13:26] yeah just roll one 01[13:26] <@TheGM> no i don't [13:26] just all of them at once [13:26] You could use the 16 [13:27] or reroll 01[13:27] <@TheGM> i don't need you guys looking though so just afk two seconds [13:27] hmm rolling initiative for horse [13:27] if anoik and i both rolled above 25 on diplomacy, wouldn't that make them indifferent? [13:27] Siriand, Kord, Me, Anoiktos, Deschain [13:27] roll 1d20+1 [13:27] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=15 ]8,1{16} [13:27] Not unless the GM says so. [13:27] new initiative is 16 [13:27] damn [13:27] You're still tied with Hazam. [13:27] I rolled a 7 for initiative. [13:27] 16/16 [13:27] oh [13:27] nvm [13:27] Diplomacy is one of those skills that's frequently completely ignored. [13:27] It is [13:27] lol [13:28] Yeah, like Swim. [13:28] honestly i prefer bluff [13:28] it is because it can be game breaking [13:28] No it's not [13:28] wait. [13:28] It's a fixed DC skill that can be somewhat game-breaking. 01[13:28] <@TheGM> so tell me your inits again [13:28] Diplomancers are the plague of campaigns [13:28] 7 [13:28] SIGH [13:28] 24 [13:28] 23 [13:28] 24 [13:28] 23 01[13:28] <@TheGM> yah diplomacy depends on roleplaying [13:28] 16 [13:28] 7 [13:28] Siriand, Kord, Me, Anoik, Desc, Hazam [13:28] I think [13:28] 16 [13:28] Yeah 01[13:28] <@TheGM> alright siriand first, what do you do 06[13:28] * Anoiktos mutters something about roleplaying. [13:28] lol [13:28] It's already combat, right? So I breathe fire. [13:28] you light a chicken on fire. [13:29] roll 3d6 [13:29] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 3d6 --> 10,1[ 3d6=11 ]8,1{11} [13:29] Oh dear god. [13:29] Acievement Unlocked. [13:29] They roll reflex. 01[13:29] <@TheGM> rofl kord [13:29] =P [13:29] fire in a cone [13:29] So [13:29] so 15-foot cone in front of me [13:29] it would hit the first guys [13:29] right [13:29] they're in range, right? [13:29] or would it pass through? [13:29] kord, let the DM decide that [13:29] As well as, say, everyone else in the crowd, but yeah. 01[13:29] <@TheGM> so whats the DC for your breath? [13:29] the whole cone [13:29] 16 [13:29] I'm just wondering [13:29] if it's not your turn, keep chatter to a minimum [13:29] kk [13:29] 10+half my level+CON modifier [13:30] halves are rounded down for convenience right [13:30] yeah [13:30] good [13:30] kord if you have a question, as me in PM [13:30] so it's 10+2+4 [13:30] How about no. [13:30] He's just keeping it clean Kord [13:31] How about we all play the quiet game and use this for combat-pertinent information? 01[13:31] <@TheGM> alright kord you scald the backside of the first bugbear, and light the other one on fire 01[13:31] <@TheGM> people are now screaming 01[13:31] <@TheGM> er... i mean siriand [13:31] Kord scalds [13:31] lol [13:31] of course they're screaming 01[13:31] <@TheGM> siriand does this 01[13:31] <@TheGM> yep... [13:31] they're always screaming 01[13:31] <@TheGM> yah they're screaming alright [13:31] so one is on fire now? awesome 01[13:31] <@TheGM> yep [13:31] What's continuous fire damage [13:31] 1d4 per round? [13:31] d6 a round 01[13:31] <@TheGM> something like that [13:31] Ah. [13:32] Cool. 01[13:32] <@TheGM> wait your breathweapon is fire right siriand? [13:32] yeah 01[13:32] <@TheGM> what's your breathweapon [13:32] doesn't state that it lights them on fire 01[13:32] <@TheGM> o fire ok, yep he's on fire [13:32] but it's fire damage [13:32] Alright I'm charging the nearest Bugbear, regardless of lit-on-fire status. [13:32] i could also extinguish him next round, but I won't. 01[13:32] <@TheGM> the other has a burnt rear [13:32] lol 01[13:32] <@TheGM> there's a bunch of dead chickens too [13:32] woo! animal abuse! [13:32] Achievement Unlocked. 01[13:33] <@TheGM> the air is notably hotter and uncomfortable 01[13:33] <@TheGM> you feel slightly itchy [13:33] we're all comfortable up to 140 degrees fahrenheit 01[13:33] <@TheGM> alright who goes next [13:33] because of Endure Exposure 01[13:33] <@TheGM> o ok nvm that 01[13:33] <@TheGM> although fire is usually thousands of degrees [13:33] Kord [13:33] Who cast Endure Exposure? [13:33] I did [13:33] "Achievement Unlocked: Michael Vick" 01[13:33] <@TheGM> kord, your up [13:33] when? [13:33] It makes you immune to my breath weapon [13:33] Before the game started [13:33] ah [13:33] So I don't accidentally kill anyone [13:33] roll 1d20+12 [13:33] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d20+12 --> 10,1[ 1d20=12 ]8,1{24} [13:33] No I don't think it does [13:33] Do I hit [13:33] lol stupid question [13:33] It's Endure Elements + Immunity to my breath weapon 01[13:34] <@TheGM> no, you might've killed a civilian or two siriand 01[13:34] <@TheGM> you can check after wards [13:34] I'm LE, if they're in the way, they're in the way. :D 01[13:34] <@TheGM> kord, you can't charge, there's people blocking you [13:34] RAR 01[13:34] <@TheGM> unless you think you can leap over them in one bound [13:34] How far away [13:34] Well what does that take [13:34] He could roll for jump. [13:34] jump [13:34] roll 1d20+3 (spot check to see burned civilians) [13:34] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+3 4,1(spot check to see burned civilians) --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{20} 01[13:34] <@TheGM> alright make a jump check [13:34] LE doesn't have that mentality. That's NE. [13:34] anoiktos, do it on your turn [13:34] roll 1d20+6 [13:34] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=12 ]8,1{18} 01[13:35] <@TheGM> there's one dead civilian, two others are wounded [13:35] Sacrifices must be made. [13:35] I got 18 jump [13:35] do I win [13:35] no running start 01[13:35] <@TheGM> o wait you need to wait your turn [13:35] It was mid-charge [13:35] you can jump 9 feet horizontally [13:35] I think [13:35] DO I WIN OR NOT 01[13:35] <@TheGM> 18 jump to hop over a civilian... you manage to kick one in the head but no charge, sorry [13:35] 9 feet is over me, I dunno about the rest of you [13:35] Urg [13:35] Was that a move action [13:35] horizontally, not vertically. 01[13:35] <@TheGM> that was move [13:35] Fuck [13:35] SIRIAND [13:35] THROW ME A DAGGER [13:35] WHAT [13:35] GOGO [13:35] WHY [13:35] I dunno [13:36] IT'S NOT EVEN MY TURN 01[13:36] <@TheGM> you moved about 10ft. dude [13:36] Fuck that's right [13:36] You would fail the check anyways [13:36] and they're not fey or lycans 01[13:36] <@TheGM> you can keep moving before attacking [13:36] I know [13:36] How far [13:36] are they from me 01[13:36] <@TheGM> the bugbear was in range of the breathweapon [13:36] Ah [13:36] So 01[13:36] <@TheGM> he's pretty darn close [13:36] Uhm 01[13:36] <@TheGM> the other one is adjacent [13:36] Can I hit him from here [13:36] hit one from here [13:36] whateer [13:36] whatever* [13:36] just move 5 ft, and hit him [13:36] kk [13:36] roll 1d12+6 [13:36] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d12+6 --> 10,1[ 1d12=3 ]8,1{9} [13:36] Fuck, crap roll 01[13:37] <@TheGM> whats your attack [13:37] roll attack roll [13:37] oh well 01[13:37] <@TheGM> there's two bugbears [13:37] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 attack 4,1roll --> error: malformed expression [13:37] goddamnit [13:37] I do 9 damage [13:37] I did [13:37] It was 24 01[13:37] <@TheGM> o 24 [13:37] [16:33] Kord rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24} 01[13:37] <@TheGM> right so you lascerate the bugbear that's on fire with whatever your weapon is [13:37] greataxe [13:37] laceration... what does that mean again [13:37] small cut [13:37] cuts, it means cuts 01[13:37] <@TheGM> no big cut [13:38] kk 01[13:38] <@TheGM> 9 damage is a big cut 01[13:38] <@TheGM> enough to scar at least [13:38] How much HP does it have now [13:38] well [13:38] shit [13:38] nvm 01[13:38] <@TheGM> i can't tell you kord 01[13:38] <@TheGM> lol [13:38] Yeah [13:38] I know [13:38] That's why I said shit nvm 01[13:38] <@TheGM> :) [13:38] Is he severely weakened [13:38] ? 01[13:38] <@TheGM> i gotta take some notes guys [13:38] A whip lacerates, a sword slices, a dagger stabs. A greatsword to the gut eviscerates. [13:38] does it look like it anyways [13:39] greatAXE, anoik [13:39] What are you, enchanted with deathwatch? [13:39] Actually, I am. Not that it matters. [13:39] Never read it, but the game was awesome [13:39] OFFTOPIC [13:39] GM [13:39] does the damned bugbear take damage [13:39] solidsamurai [13:39] ding [13:39] ding [13:40] brb fud [13:40] he said he was taking notes. [13:40] shouldn't we be doing at least some of this IC? 01[13:40] <@TheGM> alright you created a big wound with your great axe kord 01[13:40] <@TheGM> it causes the bb's body to shake considerably [13:40] What the fuck are you talking about, Kord? [13:41] i think he's gone to get food [13:41] Is it my turn? [13:41] who's up next [13:41] It's heating up in the mic [13:41] Dwy [13:41] Dey* [13:41] is up [13:41] 23/23 [13:41] BRB MIC [13:41] Right, how far away is the bugbear that was holding the guy? [13:41] ooooo, coma time [13:41] I'm afraid not, most of my spells are level 2 [13:41] Right now I have but level 1s [13:42] Well, a minor coma I suppose [13:42] damn 01[13:43] <@TheGM> Dey, make a spot check when it's your turn [13:43] hehe, making shoes... [13:43] It is my turn so I shall [13:43] roll 1d20+10 [13:43] 4,1Dey_W rolled :7,1 1d20+10 --> 10,1[ 1d20=19 ]8,1{29} 01[13:43] <@TheGM> dey what's your init [13:43] 23 01[13:43] <@TheGM> ok its your turn 01[13:44] <@TheGM> you came after kord right, that's the order [13:44] Yes, 29 on my spot [13:44] MY GOD [13:44] THIS CHICKEN IS FUCKING ORGASMIC [13:44] sorry [13:44] go on [13:44] kord don't be that guy [13:45] Relaly. [13:45] So yea, 29 to see how far away the kidnapping Bugbear is [13:45] Really, rather. [13:45] ah, Danke [13:45] Well I can't touch that 01[13:45] <@TheGM> dey it's still your turn [13:45] High dexterity is needed [13:45] Might I inquire where the closest uninjured bugbear is? 01[13:45] <@TheGM> make another spot check, but that'll be a move action [13:46] What? [13:46] You're telling me I can't see a bugbear? 01[13:46] <@TheGM> ok nvm [13:46] So .. In less than a round, the bugbear's gotten 130ft through a crowd while carrying a merchant? That's some epic running. [13:46] He won't get far. [13:46] Well, 30x4=120 [13:47] so he only fudged the numbers a little bit 01[13:47] <@TheGM> yep it is anoik :) [13:47] I really don't want to waste a spell on magic missile [13:47] Through a crowd? Without leaving a trail of screaming merchants and people trampled underfoot? [13:47] I'm impressed. [13:47] Maybe he's magical? [13:47] no he definitely left a trail [13:47] So I will take my seat upon Deschains shoulder 01[13:47] <@TheGM> well there is a trail of them 01[13:47] <@TheGM> details [13:47] Anyhow, carry on. 01[13:48] <@TheGM> the merchants are in their stores though [13:48] This is a game where I breathe fire, realism isn't much of a concern. 01[13:48] <@TheGM> they aren't in the middle of the streets [13:48] We'll have to search the wreckage, because we obviously aren't going to catch the dumbasses at this point. [13:48] No. We are. [13:48] Who's turn is it? 01[13:48] <@TheGM> the crowd is fleeing, so it'll be easier to move [13:48] Yeah, let's just waste this assholes and then look for clues. [13:48] You're after Hazam who is after Dey [13:48] Anyone put any points into Gather Information? [13:48] By that logic, Siriand, there really shouldn't be any problem with me firing laser beams from my eyes =P [13:48] Kong you there? [13:48] Unfortunately. [13:48] He's resting. [13:48] No, but high WIS scores aren't that hard to find if you look anywhere by me [13:49] but my sheet, rather [13:49] or mine [13:49] my wisdom is 8 [13:49] I have a 5 on gather info [13:49] Gather Info isn't WIS. [13:49] Dey W [13:49] Why are you level 3 01[13:49] <@TheGM> gather info is cha [13:49] not level 5 [13:49] alright Dey, after the battle you get to find out where they went [13:49] OH [13:49] I have a 2 LA [13:49] Level Adj [13:49] his ECL is 5 [13:49] nevermind [13:49] guys. gather info later, fight now [13:49] This [13:49] Hazam, let's do this. 01[13:49] <@TheGM> gather info takes more than one round [13:49] Hey, I'm still waiting on Dey to make his move. [13:49] he's done [13:49] I did 01[13:49] <@TheGM> isn't combat viable unless you wanna opt out of combat [13:49] he put himself on my shoulders [13:49] Well then who's next? [13:50] Dey went up on Desc' shoulders [13:50] Alright, doing stuff now. [13:50] Hazam [13:50] Oh 01[13:50] <@TheGM> alright is deschain next? [13:50] hazam is 01[13:50] <@TheGM> whats your init hazam [13:50] after Hazam is desc [13:50] wait didn't hazam roll a 7 [13:50] or was that mirra [13:51] I had a 16. [13:51] There is an alternate method of play where Initiative is always determined by the modifier, so the DM can just have it written down [13:51] oh [13:51] mirra what's your init [13:51] 16 [13:51] dex mdo [13:51] Perhaps it would be most efficient on IRC for our DM should he try that [13:51] +16. [13:51] what is your dex mod [13:51] 1 [13:51] ok [13:51] let's roll for tie [13:51] roll 1d20 [13:51] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=11 ]8,1{11} [13:51] I cast Web. Are they all in a 20 foot radius of each other? [13:51] roll 1d20 [13:51] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=8 ]8,1{8} [13:51] hazam: you're not actually up lol we made a mistake [13:52] ...Lame. [13:52] alright my turn [13:52] hmm [13:52] they're 130 ft away? [13:52] LOL [13:52] Good fucking job. [13:52] I believe so Deschain [13:52] i would like to avoid crowds [13:52] the bugbear with a merchant is [13:52] Hazam is actualy last [13:52] everyone else is closer [13:52] i want to jump onto the nearest wall [13:52] Jump Check [13:52] roll 1d20+30 [13:52] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+30 --> 10,1[ 1d20=15 ]8,1{45} 01[13:52] <@TheGM> so your init is 16 des? [13:52] yes [13:53] so is mirra's we have the same modifier 01[13:53] <@TheGM> alright you gotta wait for the bugbear [13:53] oh 01[13:53] <@TheGM> >:) [13:53] ...your jump is 30? [13:53] Yes. [13:53] lmfao yes [13:53] lol, yes [13:53] ...HOW? [13:53] I am good at a few things, jumping is one of them,> [13:53] lots and lots of points [13:53] Jumplomancer [13:53] plus ratio [13:53] racial*I [13:53] wow I failed [13:53] ah [13:53] It's like a Diplomancer but more annoying [13:53] ration =/= ratio [13:53] RACIAL [13:53] GOD 01[13:53] <@TheGM> des, what's your AC [13:53] RACIAL =/= ratio [13:53] 21 [13:53] he can hit me? [13:54] ... 01[13:54] <@TheGM> alright [13:54] what [13:54] Holy shit dude [13:54] i'm a fucking knight kord [13:54] Desc is overpowered [13:54] He has more HP than me [13:54] More AC than me [13:54] i'm supposed to have armor [13:54] and 30 jump [13:54] like [13:54] what [13:54] fucking badass level one dude [13:54] five* [13:55] hoe muvh hp fo you *have*, kord? 01[13:55] <@TheGM> alright deschain is up [13:55] *how [13:55] How far is that bugbear that just attacked me? [13:55] I have 46 [13:55] hP [13:55] mm 01[13:55] <@TheGM> he's adjacent to you [13:55] Kord: i also have more con than you, that's an extra 5 [13:55] wow, anoik, that was a pretty mangled sentence [13:55] he has like 56 01[13:55] <@TheGM> he moved up and attacked you 01[13:55] <@TheGM> he's very angry [13:55] Hmm. [13:55] He can stay angry. [13:55] Sorry, my hand got misplaced on my keyboard. [13:55] I want to jump onto the nearest wall. [13:55] lol that happens 01[13:55] <@TheGM> ok move action? [13:55] Part of it. 01[13:55] <@TheGM> do you wanna tumble or no? [13:56] I'm sorry but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? [13:56] to avid an AoO? [13:56] DAMN IT DEY 01[13:56] <@TheGM> to avoid an aoo 01[13:56] <@TheGM> dey, speak english :P [13:56] lol [13:56] sure i guess [13:56] roll 1d20+8 [13:56] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+8 --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{25} 01[13:56] <@TheGM> ok so roll tumble 01[13:56] <@TheGM> 25 nice [13:56] wait, what did you say, dey? That looked like english, but parsed like ... I don't know what. [13:56] Also, he's from Russia. [13:56] it's an internet meme [13:56] He doesn't really speak good English, that's why we're together. [13:57] that was perfectly good English [13:57] it was garbled on purpose [13:57] it's an Internet meme from 4chan [13:57] xD 01[13:57] <@TheGM> o ok apologies [13:57] Damn it Siriand [13:57] I'd like to run on the rooftops for my full action. [13:57] to catch up to the bugbear 01[13:57] <@TheGM> what was your jump again? [13:57] 45 [13:57] DEY 01[13:57] <@TheGM> 45.... wow [13:58] HOW DO YOU HAVE A RANGE INCREMENT ON A MELEE WEAPON [13:58] his reach is 2.5 ft. [13:58] it's just so he can note it [13:58] MY REACH IS MORE THAN THAT AND I STILL... WHAT [13:58] I'm so confused [13:58] I'm 2 feet tall [13:58] and [13:58] I'm 7 [13:58] lol [13:58] Thus my reach is noted for being smaller [13:58] that is not an extension [13:58] around 6 and a half [13:58] oh okay [13:59] also my standing jumps are consider as runnning jumps for purposes of DC [13:59] I'd like to run [13:59] across the roof [13:59] to him [13:59] URRRGH [13:59] I WANT TO EAT THAT ICE CREAM SO MUCH [13:59] FUCK [13:59] He's getting away! [13:59] Jump, Deschain, jump! [14:00] and jump down in behind of the bug bear that is chasing him. [14:00] SIRIAND, YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR SHARE OF THAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM [14:00] AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY [14:00] I DON'T WANT IT, I PREFER VANILLA [14:00] WE NO HAVE VANILLA [14:00] YOU ARE SOL [14:00] kord [14:00] sup [14:00] can you stop screaming stuff like this [14:00] I'm not screaming [14:00] scream it into the #orgnetwork channel [14:00] in fact I haven't opened my mouth yet 01[14:00] <@TheGM> yah guys take it to warboardsOOC(OOC) [14:01] brb pooping [14:01] any so yes, do i catch up with him? 01[14:01] <@TheGM> well what do you want to do upon the rooftops, run? [14:01] Yes. 01[14:01] <@TheGM> ok... 01[14:01] <@TheGM> lol [14:01] Or jump across the rooftops, it doesn't matter. 01[14:02] <@TheGM> what's your move speed [14:02] 55. 01[14:02] <@TheGM> 55 move speed? 01[14:02] <@TheGM> wtf? [14:02] 40 base + 10 from domain + 5 enchantment 01[14:02] <@TheGM> i thought it was like 30 lol 01[14:02] <@TheGM> ooo 01[14:02] <@TheGM> ok [14:03] And he's gonna run till high heaven 01[14:03] <@TheGM> :) [14:03] or run to high heaven [14:03] I can probably jump to high heaven. 01[14:03] <@TheGM> lemme see, im trying to calculate in my head [14:03] what with the "scale flat vertical surfaces" thing [14:03] well it's rooftofs [14:03] i think they're flat [14:03] vertical 01[14:03] <@TheGM> yah they are [14:03] he can run up walls 01[14:03] <@TheGM> its middle east, they got flat rooftops [14:03] flat walls [14:03] but if there are any that are vertical i can just run up them too [14:04] yeah, i mean the walls, not the cielings 01[14:04] <@TheGM> the walls were sorta sloping in this case [14:04] he can run up any smooth vertical surface [14:04] it's a psionic feat [14:04] It's not the angle that counts [14:04] it's how you use it 01[14:04] <@TheGM> o true [14:04] he has to enter a meditation once a day though [14:04] unless i was reading a different feat [14:04] I enter a meditation at the beginning of the day. [14:04] yeah 01[14:04] <@TheGM> yah its regimen, so ill accept it [14:05] and thus i can run up walls until i'm unconscious [14:05] or you use all your PP 01[14:05] <@TheGM> hardcore [14:05] Yes. But I don't think I'll do that either. [14:05] probably not [14:06] WHAT HAPPENED I WAS BUSY COPY PASTING SHIT [14:06] you died [14:06] fuck [14:06] that's what happened [14:06] a bugbear jumped you [14:06] okay by guys [14:06] while Des was running [14:06] IN THAT CASE [14:06] *plays H3* [14:06] I return from pooping 06[14:06] * Kord is now away [14:06] alright ss [14:06] Can the next person go? [14:07] lawl what [14:07] he doesn't really think he just died, does he? [14:07] I'd like to drop Dey onto the bugbear 01[14:07] <@TheGM> you are 20ft. above the bugbear des [14:07] Obv not Shini [14:07] -.- [14:07] and then jump down behind it. [14:07] If I am dropped onto the bear I can put him in a stupor 01[14:07] <@TheGM> alright, but that'll mean you gotta end your turn [14:07] on my turn [14:07] don't drop me yet [14:07] No probme. [14:07] let me drop 06[14:07] * HazamAsh wanders off [14:07] oh [14:07] nevermind then [14:07] I end my turn above the bugbear. 01[14:07] <@TheGM> it's not dey's turn either 01[14:07] <@TheGM> kk [14:08] on the roof. 01[14:08] <@TheGM> alright who's up next [14:08] Mirra? [14:08] Your move. 01[14:08] <@TheGM> what's mirra's init [14:08] 16 01[14:08] <@TheGM> kk [14:08] he tied, we rolled, i won 01[14:08] <@TheGM> cool [14:10] roll 1d20+15 (Heal check: How wounded is the man?) [14:10] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20+15 4,1(Heal check: How wounded is the man?) --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{32} 01[14:10] <@TheGM> his skin is black from burns [14:10] ... 01[14:10] <@TheGM> lets see 1/12hp [14:10] roll 1d8+8 [14:10] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d8+8 --> 10,1[ 1d8=7 ]8,1{15} [14:10] He's healed for 15. 06[14:11] * HazamAsh wanders back [14:11] that's more than the average human right [14:11] average human is like four [14:11] The average human is 4 01[14:11] <@TheGM> the guy's a tough street goer 01[14:11] <@TheGM> :D 01[14:11] <@TheGM> he'll probably repay you who knows [14:11] i have a bad feeling about this... [14:11] Why on earth would I want payment? 01[14:12] <@TheGM> because he might think you want payment 01[14:12] <@TheGM> :P [14:12] Anyhow, kong's turn now, kk. [14:12] Accept it, give it to the poor. 01[14:12] <@TheGM> details [14:12] what if it's a favor? [14:12] that'd be useful [14:12] Ok, Han 01[14:12] <@TheGM> it would be [14:12] So uh... [14:12] where am I [14:12] I also specifically said I was interested in healing 'the wounded', which implies it isn't personal. 01[14:13] <@TheGM> so anoik, your turn is ended? [14:13] I believe you're still nearish the bugbears. [14:13] LOL [14:13] Yes, it is. 01[14:13] <@TheGM> who's up next [14:13] Hazam. 01[14:13] <@TheGM> init? [14:13] 7 01[14:13] <@TheGM> ooo 7 01[14:13] <@TheGM> lemme check here 01[14:13] <@TheGM> yah a buncha shit has to happen first [14:15] AC 22. 01[14:15] <@TheGM> kk [14:15] what a dick move [14:15] Also, if there's a mad color in his eyes, he's enraged [14:15] They're bugbears [14:15] i.e. subject to calm emotions [14:15] natures dicks [14:15] DC 15 01[14:15] <@TheGM> scimitar is 1d6 right? [14:15] good point [14:15] also, if he *hits* me, his sword needs to make a fort save (DC 14) or it shatters, doing no damage. [14:15] Guys, don't latch onto flavor text 01[14:15] <@TheGM> good to note 01[14:16] <@TheGM> scimitar is 1d6? [14:16] yes. 01[14:16] <@TheGM> kk [14:16] i think. [14:16] let me check. [14:16] it is. [14:16] i wield one. 01[14:16] <@TheGM> how does an item make a fort save btw [14:16] confirmed. 01[14:16] <@TheGM> does it add hardness to dc or what [14:16] if it's nonmagical it doesn't get a fort save 01[14:16] <@TheGM> o really... [14:16] if it it, it makes its own, or its user's fort save [14:16] if it's magical, its weilder makes a fort save for it 01[14:16] <@TheGM> alright so it just breaks [14:18] oh [14:19] actually that's not true [14:19] for an attended nonmagical item the user makes the fort save [14:19] a nonmagical unattended item gets no fort save [14:19] so the bugbear is the one making the fort save 01[14:19] <@TheGM> o ok, nvm [14:19] which he succeeds at, so I take 1d6+whatever dmg [14:19] well, assuming he rolls more than 8 or so 02[14:19] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [14:20] Well. [14:20] he still has to break your armor [14:20] That's odd. 01[14:20] <@TheGM> still has to break armor? [14:20] get past a 22 AC, which I assume it already did. 03[14:20] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [14:20] he made the fort save so his weapon doesn't break 01[14:20] <@TheGM> yah it did [14:20] then he has to make the attack roll to get past his armor 01[14:20] <@TheGM> no he did already [14:20] roger [14:20] carry on then 01[14:20] <@TheGM> the bugbear hit mirra [14:21] aye, attack roll's first. So, what's the damage? 01[14:21] <@TheGM> 7 damage [14:21] k. [14:21] whose turn is it [14:21] kong's! 01[14:21] <@TheGM> its still the npcs [14:21] damn. 01[14:22] <@TheGM> heh [14:22] kk 01[14:22] <@TheGM> so lets just say the sword broke and damaged anoik, is that how it goes? [14:22] why would it break? 01[14:22] <@TheGM> you said weapons break when they hit you [14:23] they break [14:23] only if they fail the savfe. [14:23] unless they succeed a fort save [14:23] if the user cannot make a DC14 fort save [14:23] *save. 01[14:23] <@TheGM> so the user makes the save? [14:23] They don't damage the person who makes them break 01[14:23] <@TheGM> against what DC? [14:23] if they fail -> weapon breaks, no damage [14:23] DC 14, as we noted before. [14:23] if they succeed -> weapon does not, roll for attack 01[14:23] <@TheGM> kk [14:23] well, technically 10+1/2 my level+con mod [14:24] Right, do we understand now? [14:24] yes, i take 7 damage, next? 01[14:24] <@TheGM> no the sword breaks 01[14:24] <@TheGM> failed fort save [14:25] damn this is going slow 01[14:25] <@TheGM> yep 01[14:25] <@TheGM> next session, ill plan it better [14:25] it'll go faster as we grow into it 01[14:25] <@TheGM> true [14:25] definitely 03[14:26] * ReverendSin (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 03[14:26] * ReverendSin is now known as Dey 02[14:27] * Dey_W (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 01[14:28] <@TheGM> everyone roll against bullrush [14:28] Even me? [14:28] No, you and me are somewhere else. 01[14:28] <@TheGM> well not if your on the rooftops 01[14:28] <@TheGM> the crowd is moving 01[14:28] <@TheGM> they might trample you [14:29] what kind of roll? regular d20? 01[14:29] <@TheGM> d20 01[14:29] <@TheGM> that's bullrush die [14:29] Bullrush is opposed strength check? 01[14:29] <@TheGM> yep [14:29] any modifier? [14:29] ...Yay. 01[14:29] <@TheGM> STR? [14:29] roll 1d20-2 [14:29] 4,1HazamAsh rolled :7,1 1d20-2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=10 ]8,1{8} [14:29] fuck [14:29] 8. [14:29] it's a strenght check [14:29] bring it the fuck out [14:29] roll 1d20-2 [14:29] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20-2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=4 ]8,1{2} [14:29] why do you guys have -2 to str [14:29] you have -1 [14:29] oh whoops [14:29] roll 1d20-1 [14:29] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 1d20-1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=16 ]8,1{15} [14:29] because I forgot [14:29] i have -1 [14:29] shutu p 01[14:29] <@TheGM> you should have erected a barricade hahaha [14:29] lol [14:29] up* [14:29] so i got a 3 [14:29] So I have 9. [14:30] Why does the crowd act before me, now? [14:30] kord roll a bullrush check 01[14:30] <@TheGM> because they have higher init [14:30] someone in the crowd rolled a higher initative 01[14:30] <@TheGM> and he's driving everyone! 01[14:30] <@TheGM> :SD [14:30] GOGOGO TRAMPLING DAMAGE [14:30] I find it hard to believe I've been sitting here with my thumb up my ass while masses of people act as a whole before I do 01[14:30] <@TheGM> so has everyone rolled? [14:30] kord has not [14:30] Also, calm emotions [14:30] someone roll for him i guess 06[14:30] * Dey watches from his balcony seat [14:30] Kord is probably AFK [14:30] he's got a +6 [14:30] They shouldn't be mobbing, they should be pretty chill right now [14:31] roll 1d20+6 [14:31] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=4 ]8,1{10} [14:31] OMFG [14:31] nvm [14:31] you roll it kord 01[14:31] <@TheGM> is it an aura, constantly active? [14:31] it is [14:31] yes [14:31] Wait what 01[14:31] <@TheGM> what range? [14:31] roll a bullrush check [14:31] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 a 4,1bullrush check --> error: malformed expression [14:31] PRONOGO YOU LAZY BASTARD [14:31] WHAT AM I ROLLING [14:31] it's a STR check [14:31] A FUCKING BULLRUSH CHECK [14:31] roll 1d20+6 [14:31] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=20 ]8,1{26} 01[14:31] <@TheGM> calm emotions dey, calm emotions! 01[14:31] <@TheGM> :D [14:31] I have a 6 STR mod [14:31] so [14:31] 1d20 + 6 right [14:31] yes. [14:31] MY GOD [14:31] anyway that's over [14:31] I GOT A FULL 20 [14:31] Yout got a 20 [14:31] autowin [14:31] Yes 01[14:32] <@TheGM> what's the range of that aura? [14:32] Why was I rolling [14:32] BULLRUSH 01[14:32] <@TheGM> the crowd is moving, you could get trampled [14:32] kk [14:32] 20 ft radius GM [14:32] So... what 01[14:32] <@TheGM> o ok [14:32] I just sort of tossed them back [14:32] or what [14:32] They stop mobbing within 20 feet of her then 01[14:32] <@TheGM> so who's aura is it? 01[14:32] <@TheGM> mirras? 03[14:32] * Dey_ (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [14:32] Mine. [14:32] mirra's 01[14:32] <@TheGM> kk 03[14:34] * Fiend (~Fiend@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [14:34] Mkay [14:34] I'm in [14:34] make a str check [14:34] me? [14:34] yes [14:34] RECAP: CROWD IS RUNNING, OPPOSE BULLRUSH [14:34] Crowd has panicked, might trample you. [14:34] FUck let me find my sheet [14:34] It may or may not be my fault. Since I kinda killed a guy. he was in the way... [14:34] he's not dead, he was healed 02[14:34] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [14:34] didn't one guy die? [14:35] one died and one got healed I thought? 03[14:35] * Dey_ is now known as Dey [14:35] it's a +1 [14:35] what's the roll command? [14:35] r? [14:35] roll 1d20+1 [14:35] roll 1d4-2 [14:35] kk [14:35] roll 1d20+1 [14:35] what [14:35] Nothing happened. [14:35] DAMN IT KONGBOT [14:35] lol kongbot [14:35] fuck you [14:35] IT TALKS [14:35] IT'S REGAINED SENTIENCE [14:35] fiend, do it manually [14:36] UGH [14:36] dice [14:36] you're playing DnD, why would you not need dice :/ [14:36] i lost my dice. :/ [14:36] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{14} [14:36] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d4-2 --> 10,1[ 1d4=2 ]8,1{0} [14:36] 4,1Fiend rolled :7,1 1d20+1 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{14} [14:36] THANK YOU KONGBOT [14:36] 14 on str check [14:36] I LOST MY DICE [14:36] oh nvm [14:36] so do I win? [14:37] WHAT WAS I ROLLING FOR? 01[14:37] <@TheGM> bullrush [14:37] From what... 01[14:37] <@TheGM> evil crowd [14:37] We're fighting a minitaur? [14:37] oh [14:37] Okay 01[14:37] <@TheGM> lol [14:37] So wait. [14:37] fiend [14:37] Sup [14:37] i'll explain in seperate channel [14:37] kk [14:37] let's keep this going [14:38] see, i sort of terrified a bunch of people by breathing fire on them [14:38] and now they're charging [14:38] how much damage do i take for failing my check? [14:38] afk food 01[14:39] <@TheGM> take 8 damage 01[14:39] <@TheGM> also, you're prone 01[14:39] <@TheGM> trapped underneath the swarm of city dwellers [14:39] 34-8 [14:39] uhm [14:39] 26 01[14:39] <@TheGM> you rolled 26 fiend? [14:39] he rolled a 14 [14:39] No 01[14:39] <@TheGM> o [14:39] his HP is now 26 [14:40] I ro- yeah 01[14:40] <@TheGM> oo ok 01[14:40] <@TheGM> fiend takes 16 damage 01[14:40] <@TheGM> everyone else is behind mirra [14:40] 16! [14:40] waah 01[14:40] <@TheGM> yep :P [14:40] 34-16 [14:40] 18 [14:40] DAMN [14:40] ouw 01[14:40] <@TheGM> alotta people stepping on your nuts [14:40] ow* [14:40] That would just hurt like hell not do damage [14:40] well I guess... never mind [14:41] nonlethal damage 01[14:41] <@TheGM> oo you wouldn't know 01[14:41] <@TheGM> oo right... it's all nonlethal [14:41] QQ 01[14:41] <@TheGM> it becomes lethal though if your knocked out [14:41] Still hurts like a bitch 01[14:41] <@TheGM> true [14:41] Oh, Fiend's here [14:41] alright so what next [14:41] Do I roll init? 01[14:42] <@TheGM> fiend, what's your character's name? 01[14:42] <@TheGM> yah roll init fiend [14:42] kk 01[14:42] <@TheGM> this is for next round though 01[14:42] <@TheGM> round 2 of combat [14:42] roll 1d20+2 [14:42] 4,1Fiend rolled :7,1 1d20+2 --> 10,1[ 1d20=17 ]8,1{19} [14:42] Sweet 01[14:42] <@TheGM> alright write it down, ill need it later 01[14:42] <@TheGM> what's your character's name? [14:43] Oh [14:43] I haven't decided [14:43] I'm trying to think of a good name, so I'll do it some other time [14:43] Lord British. 03[14:43] * HazamAsh (~kong@kongurous.user.gamesurge) has left #warboardsOOC [14:43] Do I roll init too? 02[14:43] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit) [14:43] KONGBOT [14:43] NO [14:43] well shit [14:43] does this mean we can't do rolls in-IRC [14:43] no kord 01[14:43] <@TheGM> its not round 2 [14:43] no what [14:43] you already rolled your init we haven't left combat [14:43] oh init [14:43] kk 01[14:44] <@TheGM> no your doing rolls ooc [14:44] fuck fiend i'll roll fo ryou with dice [14:44] lol [14:44] what's your mod [14:44] Ty [14:44] For init? [14:44] 2 [14:44] 19 [14:44] you got 19 total [14:44] BACK [14:44] what i miss? [14:44] I already rolled 19 [14:44] nothing siriand [14:44] lol 01[14:44] <@TheGM> yah absolutely nothing :O [14:44] alright we're good [14:44] what happens now? [14:44] so did i take any damage from the trampling? [14:45] you took 8 01[14:45] <@TheGM> siriand, 8 damage [14:45] but you went afk [14:45] You took 8 I think [14:45] yeah 01[14:45] <@TheGM> nonlethal [14:45] okay [14:45] nonlethal? [14:45] Trampling 01[14:45] <@TheGM> yah they're stepping on you [14:45] not stabbing [14:45] lol 01[14:45] <@TheGM> unless they had spikey shoes [14:45] lol football cleats [14:45] i dunno, you could kill a guy by stepping on him [14:45] on common pedestrians [14:45] if you get KO'd you're gonna take lethal damage 01[14:45] <@TheGM> yah but that's because you knock him out and then do lethal damage [14:45] If you g- yah [14:45] wow I was late [14:45] it's nonlethal alright [14:45] let's move past that 01[14:46] <@TheGM> yep [14:46] How long is this gonna be? [14:46] like to what time [14:46] Oh, yeah I can only be on for a little bit 01[14:46] <@TheGM> until you decide to end combat or save the univarse [14:46] wut [14:46] kord probably another hour or two [14:46] Well, at this rate... 01[14:46] <@TheGM> till 6:00pm PST [14:46] LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD [14:46] Damnit Fiend... [14:46] Beat me too it [14:46] We've almost gotten one round done in two and a half hours [14:46] ? [14:46] the wut thing, nevermind [14:46] aniktos is right 01[14:46] <@TheGM> well that's my fault 01[14:47] <@TheGM> i came a little unprepared :P [14:47] yeah, this is kind of pathetic [14:47] not exactly [14:47] we gotta GOGOGO [14:47] Really guys? [14:47] That's sad. [14:47] people keep sidetracking the conversation [14:47] it's not that hard to do a battle [14:47] I'm a little happy I wasn't here for the whole thing. [14:47] COME ON GUYS FOCUS [14:47] :D 01[14:47] <@TheGM> alright who's up next [14:47] WHO'S NEXT? [14:47] Did we end the first round? [14:47] hazam [14:47] but he's not here for some reason [14:47] Skip 01[14:47] <@TheGM> awww [14:47] so we skip over him until he comes back [14:47] didn't he leave? [14:47] It's Siriand [14:47] and take his bot with him maybe? 01[14:47] <@TheGM> siriand is next? [14:47] Yeah [14:47] Siriand is next 01[14:47] <@TheGM> what's your init siriand? [14:47] we don't know what happened he's just not here [14:47] 24 [14:48] Ding me when it's my turn [14:48] Ding [14:48] So no diebot? 01[14:48] <@TheGM> it's round 2? 01[14:48] <@TheGM> everyone is done init? [14:48] use your own dice for now [14:48] i haven't got any [14:48] i lost them [14:48] Tentacles were coming out of every orifice and grabbed HazamAsh, who promptly dissapeared. [14:48] /end [14:48] http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20040517a [14:48] Use that 01[14:48] <@TheGM> yah lets just say hazam got killed by an evil toddler 01[14:49] <@TheGM> them street toddlers are deadly [14:49] So that makes it Kords turn? [14:49] AWESOME [14:49] No Siriand [14:49] alright so it's my turn [14:49] yes [14:49] am i on the ground? [14:49] go [14:49] Oh yes, he did beat us 01[14:49] <@TheGM> wait i gotta roll init for npcs [14:49] you are prone [14:49] it costs a move action to stand up, right? [14:49] do your shit while SS is rolling [14:49] yes [14:49] You don't roll init every round [14:49] brb piss [14:49] you roll init before battle and then it proceeds like that every round [14:50] alright so [14:50] move action stand up [14:50] i stand up, look for the nearest bugbear. [14:50] what's your standard [14:50] is he within 30ft? [14:50] you might want to get out of the crowd first.... [14:50] otherwise they'll just run you over [14:50] When am I up... [14:50] damn, they're still moving? [14:50] that's alot of epople [14:50] people [14:50] no they stopped moving after you they ran you over [14:50] of course they're still moving [14:50] Guys, we're moving at 1 round of combat per 3 hours [14:50] LOL [14:50] I think we're doing it wrong [14:51] i know we are [14:51] YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG [14:51] siriand, you have a standard action left [14:51] you have two options [14:51] slowpoke.jpg [14:51] So perhaps we should cut the chatter except for Siriand and the DM [14:51] use that to escape [14:51] or shoot at the bugbear [14:51] if the nearest bugbear is 30ft or less, I use my fire breath in a line [14:51] then do it [14:52] 5 points of damage [14:52] reflex halves [14:52] JUST 5? [14:52] damn [14:52] it's 3d6 [14:52] oh you rolled [14:52] I got a 10 [14:52] 3d6 01[14:52] <@TheGM> siriand, your trapped underneath a crowd [14:52] what are you rolling [14:52] lol 01[14:52] <@TheGM> you gotta bullrush against the crowd first [14:52] nvm 01[14:53] <@TheGM> or you can attack them or whatever 01[14:53] <@TheGM> but only whatever is stepping on you... you're prone [14:53] well then i guess i breathe fire into the crowd [14:53] in a cone shape 01[14:53] <@TheGM> roll for damage [14:53] reroll? 01[14:53] <@TheGM> what'd you roll? [14:53] 5 [14:53] 5 01[14:54] <@TheGM> o [14:54] reflex halves [14:54] Can we just say they fail the reflex [14:54] FFS [14:54] probably [14:54] err, for our sakes [14:54] They didn't see it coming with the panic and all [14:54] so it would be like a -20 on rolls [14:54] lol 01[14:55] <@TheGM> you still can't move siriand. [14:55] How far am I from Siriand 01[14:55] <@TheGM> about 15ft. [14:55] He was 15 ft away from the bugbear I killed 01[14:55] <@TheGM> what's your init? [14:55] so yeah [14:55] kk [14:55] 23 [14:55] I'm after him [14:55] naturally [14:55] was last round 01[14:55] <@TheGM> alright, what do you do? [14:55] I'll charge to Siriand, nocking civs out of the way 01[14:56] <@TheGM> mm... okay [14:56] when I get there I'll have to grapple him and get him out of the way of the parading idiots 01[14:56] <@TheGM> roll like three bullrush checks 01[14:56] <@TheGM> tell me your numbers [14:56] meh 01[14:56] <@TheGM> :D [14:56] 23 [14:56] you gonna roll for me? I have a orller [14:56] roller* [14:56] Kord and I have 23 01[14:56] <@TheGM> wish kong was still here [14:56] not init [14:56] he's talking about something else [14:56] Oh, damn it DP [14:56] look use the wotc dice roller [14:56] i'm making a bullrish [14:56] bullrush* 01[14:56] <@TheGM> actually its a overrun check 01[14:56] <@TheGM> nvm sorry 01[14:56] <@TheGM> just a sec 01[14:56] <@TheGM> brb [14:57] 17, 21 and 24 were my rolls [14:57] originals plus 6 [14:57] for str mod [14:57] D: and I only got like a 14 [14:58] haha [14:58] why did you make 3 rolls? [14:58] He said 01[14:58] <@TheGM> you can rage btw kord 01[14:58] <@TheGM> your a barb :P [14:58] 'like 3 bullrush checks' [14:58] oh [14:58] k [14:58] I know I always forget that [14:58] raging would add 2 to your checks [14:58] would rage like make the things negligable [14:58] just add 2 01[14:58] <@TheGM> rage is a free action pretty much [14:58] no [14:58] it just adds 2 01[14:58] <@TheGM> rage whenever the hell you want :D [14:58] mkay 01[14:58] <@TheGM> i shouldn't be helping you out >_< [14:58] so I rage and my rolls go 19, 23 and 26 01[14:58] <@TheGM> kk [14:59] My eyes burn red with the intensity of a thousand suns and all that crap [14:59] I'm out early, sorry guys. I'll try to make it later [14:59] When's our next meet? [14:59] Remember I can't do mondays [14:59] next weekend [14:59] Ah, k [15:00] saturday I hope 01[15:00] <@TheGM> you're adjacent to siriand [15:00] Well peace people [15:00] SATURDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY [15:00] WE ARE WATCHING SURROGATES [15:00] oh right [15:00] Sunday then [15:00] kord [15:00] "OH, RIGHT' [15:00] what [15:00] damnit 02[15:00] * Fiend (~Fiend@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [15:00] decide it later [15:00] not now 01[15:00] <@TheGM> alright i really gotta note where everyone is udes [15:00] you're in goddamnit battle [15:00] ss: draw a map 01[15:00] <@TheGM> .... fine 01[15:00] <@TheGM> or i could just take a heck of a lot of notes :D [15:00] We should try and get GameTable working. :/ [15:00] it doesn't even have to be good 01[15:00] <@TheGM> shit yes [15:00] like 1 inch = 10 feet 01[15:01] <@TheGM> yah its got a grid 01[15:01] <@TheGM> 1 square is 5ft., we all know that 01[15:01] <@TheGM> hold on afk guys 01[15:02] <@TheGM> back [15:02] this is not going to work [15:02] we have to get GameTable working or something [15:02] this could work [15:02] if everyone would do it right 01[15:02] <@TheGM> it'll work if i get everything planned better [15:02] look at my and dey's turn [15:02] we knew what we were doing [15:03] it tooks us about a minute to make our checks [15:03] and move [15:03] a round of combat should be 5-10 minutes tops [15:03] i know what I'm doing too, but this is going slow and no visual aid=bad 01[15:03] <@TheGM> heh no shit [15:03] the healer was fast too [15:03] kong hasn't even move, fiend hasn't even moved 01[15:03] <@TheGM> yah anoik's pretty decent [15:03] two hours now [15:03] two hours since we started 01[15:04] <@TheGM> kong's moved dude 01[15:04] <@TheGM> he overran a bunch of civvies 01[15:04] <@TheGM> read ic [15:04] lol [15:04] you're talking about kord [15:04] and we just started the second round 01[15:04] <@TheGM> wait fuk kord nvm [15:04] this is ridiculous [15:04] kong left [15:04] Oh, thanks? [15:04] "fuck kord" 01[15:04] <@TheGM> yah kong left [15:04] ok [15:04] Kong left a while ago [15:04] alright [15:04] 5 people is a good party [15:04] let's see how fast we can get tihs round done [15:04] 10 minutes [15:04] yeah, but Kong had the dice [15:04] I forgot to say I carried Siriand off in a safe direction [15:04] kord is up 01[15:04] <@TheGM> kong and fiend can come in next time [15:04] use the diceroller [15:04] be honest [15:04] Fiend will probably be back [15:05] like later today [15:05] and be like [15:05] for now, it's the 5 of us [15:05] "where is everyone" [15:05] maybe he fell into a timewarp [15:05] 5 is the normal party size let's try to get it done in 10 minutes 01[15:05] <@TheGM> you'll have to make a grapple check to haul him away [15:05] yeah, ON TOPIC TIME [15:05] alright grapple check go kord 01[15:05] <@TheGM> no touch attack though [15:05] I'm not resisting, why does he need to grapple? [15:05] 1d20 + BAB + STR [15:05] you probably are 01[15:05] <@TheGM> he's gotta grapple you to get you away from people trampling you [15:05] Oh [15:05] make the roll kord [15:05] should take you 10 seconds [15:06] 27 [15:06] good [15:06] 1d20 + 11 01[15:06] <@TheGM> :) [15:06] don't spell it out [15:06] just said the rolll [15:06] =.= 01[15:06] <@TheGM> alirght you succeed [15:06] roll this 01[15:06] <@TheGM> now your in siriand's space [15:06] ok kord now get out of there [15:06] Do I have to wait a turn before moving again 01[15:06] <@TheGM> its not your turn kord 01[15:06] <@TheGM> yah you do kord [15:06] because ormally grappling+moving [15:06] yah [15:06] normally* 03[15:06] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [15:06] ok nevermind kord is done then [15:06] dey is up [15:07] so I'm shielding him from civvies [15:07] Right [15:07] brb fud 01[15:07] <@TheGM> shit i should've told dey what deschain saw 01[15:07] <@TheGM> since he's got los with deschain lol [15:07] i already told him [15:07] he knows 01[15:07] <@TheGM> o ok cool [15:07] So, can I drop down to this bugbear that stole the merchant? 01[15:07] <@TheGM> yep 03[15:07] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboardsOOC [15:07] Alright, I would like to do so and make a touch attack [15:07] holy shit, i forgot dey was still here 01[15:07] <@TheGM> hehe 01[15:07] <@TheGM> what's your init? [15:07] he's so quiet. >.> [15:08] why do you keep asking that [15:08] Does a 21 beat this touch AC? [15:08] the order doesn't change [15:08] and 23 01[15:08] <@TheGM> yea it does [15:08] No, it stays the same for the combat [15:08] it is only rolled at the start [15:08] or it takes hours [15:08] you roll initiative at start, and it doesn't change until end of combat [15:09] So my Initiative was 23 and my touch attack was 19+2=21 01[15:09] <@TheGM> alright so its dey's turn, you move 40ft. to touch bugbear from above 01[15:09] <@TheGM> what's your move speed dey? [15:09] 20 01[15:09] <@TheGM> so your running and then touching bugbear? [15:09] Yes 01[15:09] <@TheGM> that makes you flatfooted [15:09] We're 20 feet above the bear, he drops down [15:09] I'm fine with flatfooted 01[15:09] <@TheGM> the bear moved a bit and then tossed the merchant [15:10] Did my touch succeed? 01[15:10] <@TheGM> yes [15:10] Have him roll a fortitude save 01[15:10] <@TheGM> kk 01[15:10] <@TheGM> what's DC of your touch? [15:10] 16 01[15:10] <@TheGM> ok so what happens 01[15:10] <@TheGM> he failed [15:10] He is in a stupor for the next 3 hours 01[15:11] <@TheGM> ... ok [15:11] He can only stand there and take no actions [15:11] he may be lead around if someone pulls or drags him [15:11] He also cannot think [15:11] awesome 03[15:11] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [15:11] That ends my turn [15:11] fiend is gone [15:11] My turn is next. 02[15:11] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) 03[15:12] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [15:12] How far is the well/ [15:12] fairy dance? [15:12] Kord gives me shit about being a fairy [15:12] So I went with it [15:12] lol 01[15:13] <@TheGM> :D [15:13] How far is the well from where I am? 01[15:13] <@TheGM> what's des init 01[15:13] <@TheGM> sorry i need to compare it with the npcs [15:13] ? [15:13] mine is 16 01[15:14] <@TheGM> kk 01[15:14] <@TheGM> so what do you do des [15:14] how far is the wel 01[15:14] <@TheGM> the well is like 50ft. 01[15:14] <@TheGM> 50ft. [15:14] i move 50 ft to the well [15:14] and look inside [15:14] does the merchant appear to be alive? 01[15:14] <@TheGM> you jump down? 01[15:14] <@TheGM> make a jump check 01[15:15] <@TheGM> o wait, you move down the wall nvm 01[15:15] <@TheGM> lol 02[15:15] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) [15:15] yes i can do that 03[15:15] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 01[15:15] <@TheGM> ok the well is very dark, make a spot check [15:15] i run down the side of the wall [15:15] WHO IS ROLLTHIS [15:15] Mirra, does the RollThis bot work [15:15] roll 1d20 [15:15] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20 --> 0,1[ 1d20=6 ]0,1{6} [15:15] it does [15:15] oic [15:15] roll 1d20+2 [15:15] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+2 --> 0,1[ 1d20=12 ]0,1{14} [15:15] i get 14 on my spot [15:16] but he's like right next to me right 01[15:16] <@TheGM> still your turn des [15:16] he's...not there? 01[15:16] <@TheGM> alright so now its no longer your turn [15:16] interesting [15:16] O.kay. [15:16] alright mirra go 01[15:17] <@TheGM> what's mirras init 01[15:17] <@TheGM> i gotta write this shit down [15:17] he's right after me [15:17] 16 01[15:17] <@TheGM> 16... k 06[15:18] * RollThis snarls angrily towards the Dragonfire Adept and his party: "Get yourselves out of here before you do more damage." Shaking her head in disgust, she motions for the rest of the damaged civilians in the crowd to make their way towards her and begins curing them (cure minor wounds on less brawny types, light on more brawny types. 4 HP of healing or 1d8+8 healing.) [15:18] hahaha [15:18] rollthis [15:18] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 --> error: malformed expression [15:19] roll 1dwhat +2 [15:19] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1dwhat 0,1+2 --> error: malformed expression [15:19] Sorry about that, wrong channel. 01[15:20] <@TheGM> np 03[15:20] * RollThis is now known as Mirra 01[15:21] <@TheGM> mirra is die o.0 [15:21] roll 1d4 [15:21] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d4 --> 0,1[ 1d4=1 ]0,1{1} [15:21] hahaha [15:21] ss you there? 01[15:22] <@TheGM> yep [15:22] so [15:22] oh nvm [15:22] um 01[15:22] <@TheGM> so [15:22] who goes next? [15:22] didn't scroll up 01[15:22] <@TheGM> who's after mirra? [15:22] siriand does [15:22] hazam is after, but he is missing [15:22] really? [15:22] yes [15:22] what about bugbears? [15:22] see that's how you finish a round 01[15:22] <@TheGM> what's hazam's init? [15:22] 5 minutes or so [15:22] oh wait bugbears you're right [15:22] like 7 01[15:22] <@TheGM> o shit yeah the bugbears [15:22] and that took us about half an hour [15:22] bugbears should be easy 03[15:22] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [15:22] and we're still not done [15:22] they move as one 01[15:22] <@TheGM> yep [15:22] you can have them attack as one too 03[15:22] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboardsOOC [15:22] just roll one attack roll [15:23] yea it took like 20 minute sbut that's an improvement [15:23] we just need to streamline the rolling system [15:23] true [15:23] but we still gotta learn to move faster [15:23] and get GameTable working... [15:24] really only the DM needs GT [15:24] to tell us info we know [15:24] like how far away teh nearest target, or how many targets [15:24] it helps if we can all see it, though [15:24] true [15:25] we'll figure that out in the next week [15:25] ss you still rolling? [15:25] ok nevermind good. 01[15:26] <@TheGM> yep 01[15:26] <@TheGM> what's mirra's touch ac [15:26] guessing mirra should make a grapple check [15:26] 13 01[15:26] <@TheGM> 13? 01[15:26] <@TheGM> alright roll grapple [15:26] touch is .. 13. [15:27] roll 1d20-1 [15:27] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :0,1 1d20-1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=6 ]0,1{5} [15:27] who's after anoik [15:27] 'the unarmed one' [15:27] yes... 01[15:27] <@TheGM> take 4 nonlethal damage anoik [15:27] not so sure about that. 01[15:27] <@TheGM> no, you rolled 5 to resist grapple [15:27] noting down pending futher confirmation. 01[15:28] <@TheGM> so he's grapling with you [15:28] Anoiktos, don't be 'that guy' [15:28] kk [15:28] kord quiet [15:28] Oh sorry, I stole Desc's line. [15:28] confirmed. down 4 [15:28] hahaha, infighting 01[15:29] <@TheGM> k 01[15:29] <@TheGM> so round 2 is over hurray [15:29] new round? 01[15:29] <@TheGM> yep [15:29] my turn? [15:29] AWESOME JOB GUYS [15:29] btw its' [15:29] let's try to get under 10 minutes [15:29] WHERE AM I [15:29] it's been 3-4 hours [15:29] lol [15:29] Siriand, roll [15:29] kord cut the chatter [15:29] where am I? [15:29] and why am I rolling? [15:29] don't roll siriand 01[15:30] <@TheGM> what's siriand's init? i didn't write it down [15:30] wait for the DM to respond [15:30] where you are [15:30] Who died and made you GM [15:30] your intelligence [15:30] why would you tell him to roll [15:30] So we get done faster. [15:30] HURR [15:30] you don't know if you can roll [15:30] you're not the DM [15:30] GUYS [15:30] INFIGHTING [15:30] Neither are you, yet you've been bossing us around forever [15:30] IS [15:30] BGAD [15:30] BAD [15:30] 24 [15:31] 24 01[15:31] <@TheGM> 24 kk [15:31] so where am I, and how far is the nearest bugbear? 01[15:31] <@TheGM> he's about 10ft. away 01[15:31] <@TheGM> he's the one that's on fire [15:31] Are there civilians in the way? i'm trying to minimize casualties [15:32] Lol LE not killing people 01[15:32] <@TheGM> there's civilians that were trampling you but now kord is holding on to you [15:32] not at all surprising [15:32] In my experience [15:32] LE tends to follow the law, at least pretend to [15:32] Shini's always trying to kill everyone [15:32] yet he's always claimed he's LE [15:32] nooo, just kill everyone who looks at me funny. >.> [15:32] and written that down on his Chasheet [15:32] anyway [15:32] lol 01[15:32] <@TheGM> so civilians are in the way [15:32] i breathe fire in a line, so only the bugbear and anything between me and him are hurt [15:32] directly between, i mean [15:33] in a straight line [15:33] I assume I'm being held up? 01[15:33] <@TheGM> civilians are in the way... by the way the bugbear is setting other people on fire anyway [15:33] by me [15:33] held up by me* [15:33] I'm being held up in the air, right? [15:33] If you want 01[15:33] <@TheGM> did you get the ability to shape breath weapon siriand? [15:33] I was just shielding you 01[15:33] <@TheGM> o yah you are [15:33] Shape is something else [15:33] Line and cone are default options 01[15:33] <@TheGM> well that'd make an angle of 45 degrees roughly right? 01[15:33] <@TheGM> o rly ok [15:33] should I make an extra bullrush check [15:33] on your turn [15:33] because it's like a new round and all 01[15:33] <@TheGM> kord not your turn [15:34] kk [15:34] Shape just puts holes in the attack. [15:34] I know but sometimes consecutive checks skip turns [15:34] So taht I don't hit allies [15:34] so i roll an 11 01[15:34] <@TheGM> for damage? [15:34] reflex DC 16 halves [15:34] yes [15:35] there's a rollbot here [15:35] oh yeah there is [15:35] roll 1d8 [15:35] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d8 --> 0,1[ 1d8=7 ]0,1{7} [15:36] epic [15:36] hurray for homicide! 01[15:36] <@TheGM> :D [15:36] I end my turn. [15:36] lol [15:36] MEIN [15:36] I'll bumrush through the panickers, holding shini up 01[15:36] <@TheGM> fuk didn't write down kord's init [15:36] let's see [15:36] 23 01[15:36] <@TheGM> kk [15:36] where's the nearest bugbear [15:36] that's still alive, mind you 01[15:37] <@TheGM> there's the unarmed one grappling with mirra 01[15:37] <@TheGM> that's 25ft. away [15:37] I'll rush towards him [15:37] (yes, shini, I know you're there) [15:37] -> I need to go out for a bit (~1hr), I'll be back. <- Anyhow, I'm grappled, and have no way of actually getting out of it beyond rolling 20's, so I'm going to be talking to the bugbear, explaining that a) I haven't hurt anyone, b) I haven't even been healing the people they're angry at, c) the people I *have* been healing don't appear to care that this bugbear keeps trying to kill me, d)... [15:37] am I burdened? [15:37] ...his allies are, if not long gone by now, certainly dwindling, e) he obviously has business elsewhere, and d) he's acting disgracefully and dishonoring his tribe in both duty and spirit. -> See you guys later <- 01[15:37] <@TheGM> the other bugbears are massacering civvies [15:37] kk nvm [15:38] I'll rush towards the nearest bugbear massacring civvies 01[15:38] <@TheGM> anoik, do you speak orcish? [15:38] Probably not [15:38] he's an elf right [15:38] no [15:38] only kong and kord did 01[15:38] <@TheGM> no he's human [15:38] kong is gone [15:38] only kord speaks orcish 01[15:38] <@TheGM> hehe [15:38] kord, save mirra [15:38] kill the one grappling her or it'll do something bad [15:38] -.- [15:38] i almost spoke orcish, then i messed with my abilities again and lost the 16 INT 01[15:38] <@TheGM> no don't save mirra... it'll open up a side quest! 01[15:39] <@TheGM> god damn i should shut my mouth [15:39] fine don't save her [15:39] LOL [15:39] :D [15:39] I wasn't going to 01[15:39] <@TheGM> :D [15:39] side quest side quest wheee [15:39] anyone, attack one of them kord [15:39] HURRAY SIDE QUEST [15:39] I'll throw shini at it [15:39] but it's not my turn, what can I do? D: [15:39] do I make a str check? [15:39] JUST DEFEND TILL YOUR TURN [15:39] kord [15:39] just rush [15:39] just rush it and attack 01[15:39] <@TheGM> yah make a str check to fight agains tthe mob [15:39] NO I CAN'T I'M BURDENED WITH SHINI [15:39] you can [15:39] I can? [15:39] awesome [15:39] you've got like 22 str 01[15:39] <@TheGM> you can... you're moving [15:40] roll 1d20+6 [15:40] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+6 --> 0,1[ 1d20=10 ]0,1{16} [15:40] Uhm 01[15:40] <@TheGM> and your still raging btw [15:40] Do I win? [15:40] i weigh like 156 pounds with equipment [15:40] OH 01[15:40] <@TheGM> so that's an 18 [15:40] Okay 01[15:40] <@TheGM> ... you can't move sorry [15:40] Yeah [15:40] .. [15:40] WHAT [15:40] grab one of his daggers and throw it [15:40] daggers are sheathed [15:40] I've beaten the crowd with a 17 [15:40] under my arms 01[15:40] <@TheGM> you can do other things like spot or intimidate [15:40] under my cloak [15:40] toguh to get at [15:40] tough* 01[15:40] <@TheGM> that's cause you rolled a 20 last time :P [15:40] NO I DIDN'T [15:40] you beat it with a 26 last time [15:40] HOW DO YOU GET A 17 [15:40] FROM A 20 [15:40] kord: that was 01[15:41] <@TheGM> that's a modifier [15:41] you made 3 checks [15:41] is Dey still there? [15:41] one was 17 [15:41] he is [15:41] I beat it with that [15:41] Yes [15:41] I also beat it with a 19 01[15:41] <@TheGM> it was 3 checks against partial crowds as opposed to a full crowd 01[15:41] <@TheGM> bah details! [15:41] you're quiet, Dey [15:41] and boring [15:41] but we have a bet how many levels of hitman he can play [15:41] -.- [15:41] talk moar [15:41] before a round ends [15:41] he's at 2 levels right now [15:41] I would talk would my turn come round [15:41] There's not much to say [15:41] Alright [15:41] That's it [15:41] woo, Hitman! [15:41] roll 1d20+6 [15:41] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+6 --> 0,1[ 1d20=13 ]0,1{19} 01[15:41] <@TheGM> kord, you've got other options... just saying [15:41] Does a 19 allow me to throw shini 01[15:42] <@TheGM> you don't have to move all the time [15:42] at the nearest bugbear [15:42] throw me quickly! 01[15:42] <@TheGM> you can throw siriand [15:42] DOES IT GM [15:42] I need to cut his throat!! [15:42] okay [15:42] with accuracy [15:42] it's a dex thing [15:42] do i add my dex roll [15:42] also, my grapple sucks [15:42] or make a dex roll [15:42] yes it'sa ranged attack 01[15:42] <@TheGM> make a ranged touch attack to throw siriand [15:42] so what happens if I fail the check? I hit the ground? [15:42] Lol [15:42] You're hitting him if I succeed 01[15:42] <@TheGM> yah you collapse on the ground :P [15:42] but my grapple sucks [15:43] he's at 3 levels [15:43] just throw him [15:43] worry about grapple later [15:43] kk [15:43] does a 19 work? 01[15:43] <@TheGM> btw, he's 50ft. away... forgot to mention 01[15:43] <@TheGM> so that's +8 to his touch ac [15:43] you said 25 ft [15:43] it's a ranged touch attack 01[15:43] <@TheGM> no 25ft. is the one grappling with mirra [15:43] yeah [15:43] he makes a dex roll opposing the guy's touch AC [15:43] I know [15:43] throw me to the closer one 01[15:43] <@TheGM> also its hard to throw a body [15:44] i don't want to hit the ground D: [15:44] 1d20+2 [15:44] roll 1d20+2 [15:44] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+2 --> 0,1[ 1d20=8 ]0,1{10} [15:44] FUCK [15:44] Sorry bud. [15:44] DAMN IT YOU MISSED [15:44] lol 01[15:44] <@TheGM> you add bab to your touch attack kord [15:44] oh [15:44] 1d20+7 01[15:44] <@TheGM> so that's like a 15 [15:44] roll 1d20+7 [15:44] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+7 --> 0,1[ 1d20=6 ]0,1{13} [15:44] QQ [15:44] 15 [15:44] DOES IT HIT [15:45] *waits for no* 01[15:45] <@TheGM> yah it hits [15:45] WHAT [15:45] LOL 01[15:45] <@TheGM> siriand takes 10 nonlethal damage [15:45] damn 01[15:45] <@TheGM> your hitting the grappling bugbear 01[15:45] <@TheGM> right? [15:45] ya [15:45] his touch is 10 [15:45] lol [15:45] i just realized [15:45] 16/44 NL damage and it's only the first encounter. :/ [15:45] wow [15:45] we'll get mirra to heal you [15:45] 18 [15:45] not 16 [15:45] NL [15:45] not lethal [15:45] I know [15:45] it'll heal itself [15:46] who goes next? Dey? [15:46] yes [15:47] Dey [15:47] ding [15:47] DEY [15:47] Yeah [15:47] I got the first ding [15:47] DING DING DING, ROUND 3 [15:47] 6 seconds lasts a long time in this world, huh? [15:47] I'd like to make a use rope check to bind the stunned guy for interrogation 01[15:47] <@TheGM> yep 01[15:47] <@TheGM> alright roll [15:47] roll 1d20+9 [15:47] 0,1Dey rolled :0,1 1d20+9 --> 0,1[ 1d20=9 ]0,1{18} [15:47] i'm more concerned with the fact that each character gets 6 seconds, so only 6 pass but it's more like 60. [15:48] if that makes sense [15:48] They make their moves at the same time [15:48] well they don't really [15:48] we act all at the same time 01[15:48] <@TheGM> yah des got it right 01[15:48] <@TheGM> so 18? 01[15:48] <@TheGM> ok, he's binded [15:48] Yes [15:48] bound [15:49] Alright, I shall stand guard over my foe [15:49] not important [15:49] Staying alert mind you [15:49] ok my turn [15:49] WOO! MOVING FAST [15:49] can i tell how deep the well is? [15:49] ZOOOOOM [15:49] this round was only like 15 minutes so far [15:49] Yeah [15:49] I know [15:49] not going to lie [15:49] you and kord took about 10 minutes 01[15:49] <@TheGM> make another spot check des [15:49] gtg [15:49] hmm [15:49] -.- 02[15:49] * Kord (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [15:49] i work as fast as I can... [15:49] i'm going to just run down the well 01[15:50] <@TheGM> the well is slippery... but ok [15:50] until i reach the bottom [15:50] BALANCE CHECK 01[15:50] <@TheGM> alright make a balance check [15:50] roll 1d20+1 [15:50] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=13 ]0,1{14} 01[15:50] <@TheGM> you don't fall [15:50] DC 120 balance check lets you walk on clouds. [15:50] excellent 01[15:50] <@TheGM> you are surrounded in darkness though [15:50] hmm 01[15:50] <@TheGM> and you are at the bottom, now [15:50] i have low light vision 01[15:50] <@TheGM> and swimming [15:50] does it help 01[15:50] <@TheGM> you have low light vision? [15:51] yes 01[15:51] <@TheGM> damn... ok you see a pool of water when you glance down 01[15:51] <@TheGM> so your swimming in calm water 01[15:51] <@TheGM> it's a tight fit [15:51] can i see the merchant at all? [15:52] alright [15:52] turn over [15:52] mirra you there? 01[15:52] <@TheGM> anoik left [15:52] right [15:52] siriand go 01[15:52] <@TheGM> he'll be back in an hour [15:53] kay, i just landed on the ground right? [15:53] so I get up [15:53] do I have to make a check? [15:53] it's a move action [15:53] i don't think so 01[15:53] <@TheGM> no, you can stand 01[15:53] <@TheGM> its amove action to stand [15:53] is the bugbear I landed on still alive? 01[15:53] <@TheGM> you could make a tumble check to stand immediately, but we won't get into that 01[15:53] <@TheGM> yah he's still alive and pissed off 01[15:53] <@TheGM> he's still grappling with mirra [15:53] but prone? 01[15:54] <@TheGM> o wait he's prone... but grappling with mirra 01[15:54] <@TheGM> mirra is prone too 01[15:54] <@TheGM> :D [15:54] and if I draw a dagger that's my second action for the turn right? 01[15:54] <@TheGM> no drawing dagger is a swift action 01[15:54] <@TheGM> so you still got one action [15:54] then I draw my masterwork silver dagger and attack 01[15:54] <@TheGM> alright roll [15:54] i have weapon finesse so i roll attack with dex [15:55] roll 1d20+2 [15:55] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d20+2 --> 0,1[ 1d20=17 ]0,1{19} [15:55] hit? [15:56] does weapon finesse apply to damage rolls or do I still use strength for that? [15:56] what does the text say [15:56] hold on [15:56] ... [15:56] keep your feat text handy for such occasions... 01[15:56] <@TheGM> no weapon finesse does not apply to damage :P [15:56] no 01[15:56] <@TheGM> i just know\ [15:56] does not [15:56] okay 01[15:56] <@TheGM> so roll damage [15:56] i just googled it in about 20 seconds [15:56] so I hit right? 01[15:56] <@TheGM> yep hbit [15:57] roll 1d4-1 [15:57] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d4-1 --> 0,1[ 1d4=4 ]0,1{3} 01[15:57] <@TheGM> you also didn't hit mirra congrats 01[15:57] <@TheGM> alright bugbear takes 3 damage 01[15:57] <@TheGM> who's next? [15:57] dey [15:57] Hmm [15:58] Are there any passersby? 01[15:58] <@TheGM> most of them are scared... the street is nearly empty now 01[15:58] <@TheGM> a few merchants are hiding in stores 01[15:58] <@TheGM> just ahead is the shadier part of town [15:58] I would like to make to use Profession Gambler to challenge any man to a game of craps 01[15:58] <@TheGM> erm city i mean 01[15:58] <@TheGM> ok [15:58] roll 1d20+10 [15:58] 0,1Dey rolled :0,1 1d20+10 --> 0,1[ 1d20=18 ]0,1{28} 01[15:58] <@TheGM> roll [15:58] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 --> error: malformed expression 01[15:59] <@TheGM> alright that'll take more than one round [15:59] kk [15:59] you better have a plan, damn it 01[15:59] <@TheGM> he's cooking something up probably [15:59] he better be [15:59] fine [15:59] my turn [15:59] underwater eh? [16:00] unrelated question: how much weight can be dragged by two heavy horses? [16:00] i cast light as a standard action [16:00] look it up on dndwiki siriand [16:00] oh right [16:00] keep forgetting i have the srd [16:00] so light extends in a 20foot radius around me [16:00] and then i begin to swim underwater 01[16:00] <@TheGM> siriand... several tons at least [16:01] 3 tons [16:01] since each can drag 3000lbs 01[16:01] <@TheGM> make a swim check des 01[16:01] <@TheGM> yah about 3 tons [16:01] roll 1d20+3 [16:01] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+3 --> 0,1[ 1d20=20 ]0,1{23} [16:01] i roll a natural 20 [16:01] you guys planning on sleeping outside? because I can chain together a couple carriages for sleeping... [16:01] water flees in front of my awesome doggy paddle [16:02] siriand: worry about this later [16:02] sorry [16:02] also yes me and dey will be outside, mirra will be too [16:02] but the carriages will have locks and everything. D: 01[16:02] <@TheGM> deschain, what's your CON? 01[16:03] <@TheGM> that's hwo many rounds you can hold your breath for [16:03] +4 [16:03] oh wait 01[16:03] <@TheGM> no your actual score [16:03] score or mod 01[16:03] <@TheGM> 18? [16:03] 18 01[16:03] <@TheGM> kk 01[16:03] <@TheGM> 18 fucking rounds 01[16:03] <@TheGM> that's like 9 hours 01[16:03] <@TheGM> man david blaine [16:03] so [16:03] not really [16:03] siriand not important 01[16:03] <@TheGM> i know i know [16:03] but yes you are right [16:03] can i swim around and find the merchant [16:04] it's not dark cause i have light in a 20 foot radius 01[16:04] <@TheGM> no its a tight tunnel that slants downwards into the water 01[16:04] <@TheGM> you have to swim underwater [16:04] es [16:04] i shall do that [16:04] do i see anything underwater? 01[16:04] <@TheGM> one sec 01[16:05] <@TheGM> you see more tunnel... that extends into a broad chamber that leads to more tunnels 01[16:05] <@TheGM> im going to have draw a map for this >_< [16:05] uh [16:05] this is a well [16:05] not a sewer 01[16:05] <@TheGM> yah i know 01[16:05] <@TheGM> so very mysterious [16:05] i mean wells have bottoms 01[16:05] <@TheGM> and you reached the bottom 01[16:05] <@TheGM> only you found a tunnel [16:05] broad chamber [16:06] is the chamber submerged in water? 01[16:06] <@TheGM> yep, that's what you see 01[16:06] <@TheGM> yes 01[16:06] <@TheGM> completely underwater [16:06] damn man, if you were gonna go exploring in a dark tunnel, you could've asked for the everburning torch. >.> [16:06] i cast light 01[16:06] <@TheGM> you already did [16:06] i am a glowing torch in the darkness [16:06] or rather, my arrow is 01[16:06] <@TheGM> that's how your seeing the chamber 01[16:06] <@TheGM> it's 20ft. ahead 01[16:07] <@TheGM> you also have lowlight vision so you can see even further [16:07] alright so i'm going to spend the next 9 rounds searching 01[16:07] <@TheGM> so wait... it's 40ft. ahead [16:07] for the merchant [16:07] and then the next 9 rounds getting out of the well 01[16:07] <@TheGM> you can swim up to 25ft. per round [16:07] so i don't drown 01[16:07] <@TheGM> alright save it for later [16:07] damn man 01[16:07] <@TheGM> who's turn is up [16:07] 3 minutes underwater [16:07] siriand [16:07] bugbears [16:08] also dey just beat every level of blood money 01[16:08] <@TheGM> did you move btw? [16:08] FUCKING REALLY? [16:08] yes. [16:08] Indeed I did [16:08] yes i would move if i can [16:08] when did he start? 01[16:08] <@TheGM> it's actually 108 seconds underwater max [16:08] Round 2 01[16:08] <@TheGM> before you have to roll fort save to avoid drowning [16:08] damn man, it only took you an hour? [16:08] yea [16:08] so i'm going to spend half the time [16:08] searching [16:08] half the time escaping [16:08] Yeah, to be fair I didn't do silent assassin [16:09] AKA 9 rounds each time [16:09] i'm fucking jealous. >.> [16:09] oh [16:09] alright siriand go [16:09] what about bugbears? 01[16:09] <@TheGM> who's after deschain? 01[16:09] <@TheGM> mirra? [16:09] siriand now 01[16:09] <@TheGM> its round 4 then? [16:09] cause mirra is AFK [16:09] yes [16:09] after des is bugbears 01[16:09] <@TheGM> o bugbears have to go first 01[16:10] <@TheGM> what's kord's AC? [16:10] dunno [16:10] let me find his sheet 01[16:10] <@TheGM> ... hm [16:10] 17 [16:10] it's 17 01[16:10] <@TheGM> its pretty low, its 16 i believe 01[16:10] <@TheGM> o ok [16:10] 16 01[16:10] <@TheGM> well an arrow flies out and hits kord in the neck [16:10] 17 he forgot to add the dex bonus 01[16:11] <@TheGM> kord takes 4 damage [16:11] my turn? 01[16:11] <@TheGM> nope 01[16:11] <@TheGM> another arrow flies out at siriand 01[16:11] <@TheGM> what's your ac? [16:11] 18 01[16:11] <@TheGM> ok it misses you [16:12] sweet [16:12] my turn? 01[16:12] <@TheGM> uh... sorry 01[16:13] <@TheGM> ok your turn [16:13] is prone helpless? [16:13] no 01[16:13] <@TheGM> nope its prone [16:13] you cannnot coup him [16:13] damn 01[16:13] <@TheGM> he stands btw 01[16:13] <@TheGM> it was his turn, he stood... he's still grappling mirra 01[16:13] <@TheGM> trying to use her as a shield against you [16:13] if i use a full attack, does that deal more damage? not sure exactly what that is [16:13] you don't have one [16:13] your BAB is 2 [16:14] damn 01[16:14] <@TheGM> full attack is just you using a full round to attack... its still only one attack [16:14] then [16:14] um [16:14] stab him.... [16:14] i guess i just stab him again 03[16:14] * Pronogo (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboardsOOC [16:14] good 01[16:14] <@TheGM> you don't have any spells... nothing? [16:14] roll 1d20+4 [16:14] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d20+4 --> 0,1[ 1d20=4 ]0,1{8} 03[16:14] * Pronogo is now known as Kord 01[16:14] <@TheGM> you miss [16:14] i think that's right [16:14] he has breath [16:14] and that's pretty much it [16:14] Alright, did I miss my turn> [16:14] breath would hurt mirra [16:14] no [16:14] Good [16:14] i know siriand so you have nthing [16:14] my spells are mostly utilitarian 01[16:14] <@TheGM> kord, it's your turn [16:14] kord, kill the one grappling mirra 01[16:14] <@TheGM> you took 4 damage from the arrow 01[16:14] <@TheGM> kords turn next [16:14] or it might kill sirian too 01[16:15] <@TheGM> did kord miss round 3? [16:15] no I did that [16:15] I threw shini 01[16:15] <@TheGM> there was an arrow that flew out of nowhere and hit you [16:15] me? [16:15] kord 01[16:15] <@TheGM> yah [16:15] Why [16:15] was it to get me out [16:15] bugbear attacked you [16:15] what do you think [16:15] cuz you can like forget that [16:15] lol [16:15] I'm back 01[16:15] <@TheGM> actually roll spot 01[16:15] <@TheGM> roll a spot check [16:15] When can we end this [16:15] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 a 0,1spot check --> error: malformed expression [16:15] oh 01[16:16] <@TheGM> it officially ends at 6:00pm :P 01[16:16] <@TheGM> which is still 2 hours lol [16:16] EST? 01[16:16] <@TheGM> PST [16:16] HOLY SHIT [16:16] it's 7:16 [16:16] yes kord [16:16] Suck it uuuuuuuuuuup [16:16] I won't be able to keep that [16:16] it ends at 9 [16:16] well that kind of sucks then [16:16] you won't die [16:16] Yeah [16:16] NORLY 01[16:16] <@TheGM> just end the combat and then we can close this session guys [16:16] roll 1d20-1 [16:16] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20-1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=11 ]0,1{10} [16:16] I'll guess I failed. 01[16:17] <@TheGM> alright you notice two figures up above on the rooftops with long bows... they're half orcs, looks like [16:17] FFFff [16:17] hahah [16:17] this is where you need me [16:17] Is it my turn yet 01[16:17] <@TheGM> there heads are shaved and they have ugly piercings and tattoos [16:17] it is your turn, you've just spotted them [16:17] kk [16:17] so [16:17] how big are the buildings [16:17] tall [16:17] height [16:17] there 01[16:17] <@TheGM> 20ft. tall [16:17] FFFFf [16:18] ladders? 01[16:18] <@TheGM> there's a ladder that leads up to the 7ft. ones [16:18] Damn... [16:18] climb up it [16:18] get on ladder [16:18] climb up the rest of the wall [16:18] Can I do that? 01[16:18] <@TheGM> the ladder isn't high enough [16:18] D'oh, climb check [16:18] climb 7 ft up [16:18] ladder* [16:18] then climb rest of the way [16:18] since you can't run on walls [16:18] Righgt 01[16:18] <@TheGM> climb sheer surface? 01[16:18] <@TheGM> the wall is very smooth [16:18] I can do this all in one turn [16:19] Uhm 01[16:19] <@TheGM> hehehe [16:19] There aren't windows [16:19] any handholds or footholds 01[16:19] <@TheGM> there's windows [16:19] do you have rope kord? 01[16:19] <@TheGM> they're just holes in stone though [16:19] Hellzn o [16:19] no* [16:19] .. 01[16:19] <@TheGM> lots of stone... roheime has lots of stone residences [16:19] Can I rob Dey of his rope [16:19] first kill the guy [16:19] we're about 300 ft from you [16:19] relieve it, rather [16:19] lol 01[16:19] <@TheGM> dey is like over 100ft. away [16:19] kk nvm, [16:19] first kill the guy grappling mirra [16:19] Okay, let's see [16:19] arrows won't stop you for a few rounds 01[16:19] <@TheGM> they friggen do 4 damage... they're puny [16:20] hang on [16:20] no [16:20] roll 1d20+6 [16:20] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+6 --> 0,1[ 1d20=12 ]0,1{18} [16:20] just make an attack roll [16:20] whoops [16:20] lol [16:20] roll 1d20+12 [16:20] +2 cause you're enraged... [16:20] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d20+12 --> 0,1[ 1d20=16 ]0,1{28} [16:20] 30 01[16:20] <@TheGM> that's a 20 01[16:20] <@TheGM> roll damage [16:20] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 damage --> error: malformed expression 01[16:20] <@TheGM> 28 for attack [16:20] roll 1d12+6 [16:20] 0,1Kord rolled :0,1 1d12+6 --> 0,1[ 1d12=7 ]0,1{13} [16:20] -.- [16:20] +2? [16:20] :D 01[16:20] <@TheGM> ok 24 damage [16:20] 24... 01[16:20] <@TheGM> you do +12 with your graet axe and raging [16:20] I'm attacking twice [16:20] oh [16:21] okay 01[16:21] <@TheGM> and it's two handed weapon so 1.5 01[16:21] <@TheGM> multiply 1.5 times damage [16:21] his str is 8 01[16:21] <@TheGM> wait fuck 19 damage 01[16:21] <@TheGM> sorry [16:21] 1.5 is 10 [16:21] lol [16:21] do 1d12 + 10 01[16:21] <@TheGM> 8 x 1.5 is 12 [16:21] err 1.5 is 12 [16:21] he des 19 yea 01[16:21] <@TheGM> you fail at math des [16:21] lol [16:21] sorry i'm used to doing much more than 19 damage :/ [16:21] I do 19 damage [16:21] gogo 01[16:21] <@TheGM> ok 19 damage on the bugbear [16:21] Yeah [16:23] how much HP does a BB have... 01[16:23] <@TheGM> a bit id say [16:23] too much for you to know 01[16:23] <@TheGM> he's still alive in great pain [16:23] that's how much [16:23] lol [16:23] OOO, GREAT PAIN [16:23] he can't tell you [16:23] so he's incapacitated 01[16:23] <@TheGM> no he's grappling with mira [16:23] I can look it up [16:23] I'm gonna need more rope... [16:23] in great pain 01[16:23] <@TheGM> adrenaline will make him act [16:23] I just like [16:23] you can look up what it should be [16:23] raped him [16:23] but the DM can do whatever he wants [16:23] -.- 01[16:23] <@TheGM> exactly >:D 01[16:24] <@TheGM> check the IC [16:24] >:=D [16:24] I did [16:24] shorn [16:24] lol [16:24] the DM doesn't even need to write it down, he can just decide when the bugbear should die. :D [16:24] alright [16:24] He can literally implode at random [16:24] i continue to swim i guess [16:24] do i see the merchant? 01[16:24] <@TheGM> so you swim into the chamber? 01[16:24] <@TheGM> the merchant could be in any one of three tunnels [16:24] damn it Des, next time you go diving, take the everburning torch with you! [16:24] I AM A LIGHT [16:25] I DON"T NEED A TORCH 01[16:25] <@TheGM> the only indication of the way the well goes is by the faint light from where you left it [16:25] i can cast light as a spell [16:25] BUT IT BURNS UNDERWATER [16:25] err the light is me [16:25] and this would save you a spell [16:25] it's an arrow in my webbing [16:25] ugh [16:25] i guess i leave the arrow at the well [16:25] and i cast light again [16:25] on another arrow 01[16:25] <@TheGM> what arrow? [16:25] i'm carrying 20 arrows or so [16:25] he uses light on an arrow [16:25] on my body 01[16:25] <@TheGM> o... [16:25] because light requires an object [16:25] i use light on an arrow leave it on the well [16:25] then i cast it again [16:25] it doesn't just make light 01[16:25] <@TheGM> so you shoot an arrow into one tunnel and peer into it? [16:25] it's an enchantmnet [16:26] yes 01[16:26] <@TheGM> ok [16:26] i'll shoot an arrow into a tunnel [16:26] the middle noe [16:26] one* 01[16:26] <@TheGM> holy shit dude fluke 01[16:26] <@TheGM> the merchant is in the tunnel on the left [16:26] excellent 01[16:26] <@TheGM> right in the tunnel that you peered into 01[16:26] <@TheGM> i actually made a roll for it [16:26] let's see i still have one use of light left 01[16:26] <@TheGM> just comparing odds [16:26] but i'll do it next turn [16:26] does he look alive? 01[16:26] <@TheGM> merchant doesn't need to see [16:26] i do 01[16:27] <@TheGM> read ic [16:27] Ah. [16:27] Well, I guess I'd better swim to him. [16:27] and thus ends my turn [16:27] SAVE HIM 01[16:28] <@TheGM> BE A MAN 01[16:28] <@TheGM> be a hero [16:28] I'm swimming to him! [16:28] How much more can you ask for D:? 01[16:28] <@TheGM> go faster! [16:28] Hey [16:28] I move at 55 ft. [16:28] but apparently I can only swim 25 01[16:28] <@TheGM> you swim at 25ft. dude [16:28] :/ [16:28] so i siwm 25 feet 01[16:28] <@TheGM> yep [16:28] i make a lot of effort though 01[16:28] <@TheGM> tunnel is like 80ft. deep [16:28] deep? [16:28] or horizontal 01[16:28] <@TheGM> horizontal deepish 01[16:29] <@TheGM> you can't tell i shouldn't say that [16:29] ok [16:29] well i can tell if it's ahead [16:29] or down [16:29] i'll just swim towards him anyway 01[16:29] <@TheGM> doesn't matter... it's a tunnel :P [16:29] and i'm done 01[16:29] <@TheGM> in D&D they say you shouldn't be able to know unless you make like a stonecunning check or whatever 01[16:29] <@TheGM> kk 01[16:29] <@TheGM> who's up next [16:29] siriand [16:29] err [16:29] bugbears 01[16:29] <@TheGM> bugbears... ok [16:30] Uhm. [16:30] brb 01[16:30] <@TheGM> Kord notices the half orcs up above fleeing 01[16:32] <@TheGM> what's your touch AC siriand [16:32] umm [16:32] one second [16:32] 12 [16:32] the hooded man is a caster [16:32] i bet 01[16:32] <@TheGM> alright the bugbear throws mirra onto you [16:32] nvm 03[16:33] * Kord is now known as Kord-Bohr [16:33] do I take nonlethal damage? 01[16:33] <@TheGM> yep 10 01[16:33] <@TheGM> >:D [16:33] You have to evade I think [16:33] damn it 01[16:33] <@TheGM> wait reflex for half [16:33] Or not 01[16:33] <@TheGM> im being nice [16:33] lol 01[16:33] <@TheGM> you can shoe her off [16:33] roll 1d20+4 [16:33] 0,1Kord-Bohr rolled :0,1 1d20+4 --> 0,1[ 1d20=20 ]0,1{24} 01[16:33] <@TheGM> nice so 5 damage [16:33] ...lol 01[16:33] <@TheGM> wait that's kord >_> [16:33] xD 01[16:33] <@TheGM> siriand roll reflex! [16:33] I rolled for him [16:33] that's his ref 01[16:33] <@TheGM> o ok [16:33] lol [16:33] reflex 01[16:33] <@TheGM> 5 nl damage [16:33] um one sec [16:34] I JUST ROLLED FOR YOU [16:34] oh okay then [16:34] lmfao [16:34] but my reflex is 3 [16:34] not 4 01[16:34] <@TheGM> whatever, take 5 nl [16:34] 5 extra? [16:34] or 5 instead of ten? 01[16:34] <@TheGM> no just 5 [16:34] reflex always does half [16:34] why would making the save do more damage? [16:34] gtg for real now 01[16:34] <@TheGM> hehe' [16:34] roll for me shini [16:34] 0,1Kord-Bohr rolled :0,1 for 0,1me shini --> error: malformed expression 01[16:34] <@TheGM> seeya pron 01[16:35] <@TheGM> pornogo [16:35] http://mydndgame.com/character/2865/sheet [16:35] what [16:35] That's my sheet 02[16:35] * Kord-Bohr (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [16:35] what does he need rolled? [16:35] his attacks 01[16:35] <@TheGM> for his turn [16:35] don't worry about it [16:35] i know his character well enough [16:35] it's his turn now? [16:35] ot [16:35] it's still yours [16:36] mine now? [16:36] you got mirra thrown at you but i don't think you've moved [16:36] alright [16:36] um [16:36] so now she's no longer being held by the bugbear? 01[16:36] <@TheGM> there's not to many civilians around anymore 01[16:36] <@TheGM> nope 01[16:36] <@TheGM> the bugbear fled into a store... forgot to mention sorry 01[16:36] <@TheGM> >:D [16:36] Not in LoS? 01[16:36] <@TheGM> he threw mirra at you then fled into a store 01[16:36] <@TheGM> yah you can see his head in the window [16:36] Where's the nearest bugbear in LoS? 01[16:36] <@TheGM> BOOM HEADSHOT [16:36] And how far is he? 01[16:36] <@TheGM> 30ft. [16:37] The one in the store? [16:37] use your light crossbow 01[16:37] <@TheGM> yah one in store [16:37] Is the interior flammable? 01[16:37] <@TheGM> eh its mostly stone 01[16:37] <@TheGM> its a fabric store [16:37] don't breath fire [16:37] oooo, fabric store... [16:37] WHAT WHY? [16:37] we're going to get arrested [16:37] if you get arrested we're not freeing you [16:37] damn it [16:37] fine [16:37] shoot your crossbow, be a normal person [16:38] But fire is my strength. D: [16:38] oh well [16:38] I take out my crossbow (move action) and fire. 01[16:38] <@TheGM> kk roll [16:38] He gets an AC bonus for cover, right? 01[16:38] <@TheGM> yep [16:38] Roll is 1d20 + DEX mod + BAB? [16:38] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 is 0,11d20 + DEX mod + BAB? --> error: malformed expression [16:38] es 01[16:39] <@TheGM> yep [16:39] roll 1d20+4 [16:39] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d20+4 --> 0,1[ 1d20=3 ]0,1{7} [16:39] damn 01[16:39] <@TheGM> the arrow bounces off the stone 01[16:39] <@TheGM> not even threw the window [16:39] damn it [16:39] well i end my turn then 01[16:39] <@TheGM> whos up next [16:39] Me [16:39] pronogo [16:40] unless we're skipping him 01[16:40] <@TheGM> porno left [16:40] I would like to propose to the merchant 01[16:40] <@TheGM> actually no lets go with pronogo [16:40] a friendly wager 01[16:40] <@TheGM> ok 01[16:40] <@TheGM> what are wagering [16:40] My gold against his tongue [16:40] If he wins 01[16:40] <@TheGM> how much [16:40] 500gp [16:40] If I win 01[16:40] <@TheGM> the merchant laughs at your offer [16:40] He testifies that the bugbears started the fight [16:40] Fine [16:41] 1000 01[16:41] <@TheGM> he agrees [16:41] Right 01[16:41] <@TheGM> you rolled 28 right? 01[16:41] <@TheGM> you win, good job [16:41] Sweet 01[16:41] <@TheGM> :) [16:41] speaking of gambling, how much does a set of loaded dice cost? [16:41] I continue to stand guard, glad I didn't have to cheat 01[16:41] <@TheGM> the merchant stoically agrees to uphold his promise [16:42] find that out when you get to a store siriand [16:42] make him give you his name [16:42] or look it up in crystalkeep 01[16:42] <@TheGM> not very much 01[16:42] <@TheGM> probably one or two silver pieces at the most [16:42] sweet [16:42] o...kay. What's up? I've apparently been thrown at someone, and initial combat appears to be over, but I'm not really sure where everyone is. [16:42] alright [16:42] quick recap [16:42] i'm in the sewers saving the merchant 01[16:43] <@TheGM> yep [16:43] dey's tied up the red-rimmed bugbear [16:43] combat is still kind of goin gon [16:43] you are on teh ground now, got grappled and thrown [16:43] both siriand and kord are 'fighting [16:43] can i swim like i run [16:43] Yeh, I need to find some way of preventing grapple, seems to be an end-all for this char. [16:43] damn, I just remembered mirra is immune to my firebreath. :/ [16:43] like use my full turn to swim at a faster speed? [16:43] I could've killed that bugbear. 01[16:44] <@TheGM> no you can't run and swim 01[16:44] <@TheGM> you can hustle and swim [16:44] okay. Who's damaged? I've got at least four subdual, not sure about the rest of you. 01[16:44] <@TheGM> its kord's turn btw [16:44] siriand is pretty badly damaged [16:44] i'll play for kord [16:44] Are there any enemies around? 01[16:44] <@TheGM> mirra, you've got 10 subdual [16:44] K. 01[16:44] <@TheGM> from the bugbear grappling you 01[16:44] <@TheGM> giving you noogies [16:45] 24 nonlethal here, no lethal at all. Kinda strange, actually. 01[16:45] <@TheGM> hehe yeah... the other bugbears are fleeing... the half orcs fled as well [16:45] anything with 60 feet [16:45] Combat is over? 01[16:47] <@TheGM> combat is not over for the bugbear in the store [16:47] right [16:47] is he 30 feet away 01[16:47] <@TheGM> if you wanna keep fighting him that is [16:47] So I'm still in combat, and he's still in combat? 01[16:47] <@TheGM> he's 30ft. away [16:47] I'd like to negotiate with him. [16:47] Ok. [16:47] No [16:47] We've already got a prisoner. 01[16:47] <@TheGM> but you spent your round shooting him, so now he's got someone hostage [16:47] Kord is going to move 30 feet [16:47] and attack him [16:47] with his greataxe. [16:47] roll 1d20+12 [16:47] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+12 --> 0,1[ 1d20=19 ]0,1{31} [16:47] does that hit? 01[16:48] <@TheGM> um yes 01[16:48] <@TheGM> roll damage [16:48] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [16:48] roll 1d12+12 [16:48] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d12+12 --> 0,1[ 1d12=3 ]0,1{15} [16:48] i do 15 damage [16:48] i also say 01[16:49] <@TheGM> woo bad ass 01[16:49] <@TheGM> so kord finishes off the bugbear [16:49] They both died? Prisoner and bugbear? 01[16:49] <@TheGM> he spares the hostage [16:49] I was gonna bluff him into submission, but whatever. :/ [16:49] Kord does not target the hostage, just the bugbear 01[16:49] <@TheGM> he's not stupid enough to kill the hostage :P [16:49] Kord ends his turn. 01[16:49] <@TheGM> kk [16:50] I hustle over to the merchant. [16:50] That's...50 feet? 01[16:50] <@TheGM> kk another 25ft. 01[16:50] <@TheGM> your move is actually 12.5ft. [16:50] oh [16:50] ok 01[16:50] <@TheGM> it's quartered when you swim [16:50] very well then 01[16:50] <@TheGM> but huslting is 25 [16:50] then my turn ends as well [16:50] mirra you go [16:50] Hurry up, dragon-rat-man, you're gonna drown! 01[16:50] <@TheGM> your 30ft. away from the merchant now [16:50] You only have like 2 and a half minutes left! 01[16:51] <@TheGM> well lets see you've been underwater for 3 rounds? [16:51] yes 01[16:51] <@TheGM> yeah... i don't think you'll drown, take it from me [16:51] no [16:51] i will begin to suffer near the end 01[16:51] <@TheGM> yep [16:51] but i am pretty good at fort saves [16:51] and even so, i have good hP 01[16:51] <@TheGM> its only nonlethal until you pass out [16:52] hmm [16:52] hehhe i got a plan [16:52] mirra you there? [16:52] So he can take 100 points of damage from drowning before dying? hardcore [16:52] yes [16:52] your turn [16:52] Is siri near me? [16:52] yes [16:52] K. [16:52] you were thrown at him [16:52] and he didn't really move to fire the bow 01[16:53] <@TheGM> so mirra is prone [16:53] I didn't move. [16:53] Drew crossbow and fired. [16:53] have to reload it next round. :/ 01[16:53] <@TheGM> alright so two bugbears are dead [16:53] The others are where? Slaughtering? 01[16:53] <@TheGM> they slaughtered for like two rounds then they ran 01[16:54] <@TheGM> now they're kinda elsewhere 01[16:54] <@TheGM> so i guess combat is over, congrats guys [16:54] So we're good? [16:54] End of combat? [16:54] i will chase them down [16:54] when i surface 01[16:54] <@TheGM> you'll have to find them >_> [16:54] if it is necessary [16:54] :D [16:54] When you surface in a minute. [16:54] I move very very fast [16:54] Too bad you can't fly. :D [16:54] and I can spy them from the rooftops [16:54] anyway [16:54] so do i need to do the round by round thing of swimming 01[16:54] <@TheGM> umm no not really [16:54] or does time past and I make some fort checks 01[16:55] <@TheGM> lets see 30ft. away [16:55] next round [16:55] Since combat is over, can he just grab the merchant and drag him out of the well? [16:55] i cast expeditious retreat [16:55] on myself 01[16:55] <@TheGM> so two rounds to grab the merchant and swim 20ft. back to tunnel 01[16:55] <@TheGM> 3 rounds to get into chamber [16:55] as a cleric spell, so my total move speed is 85 01[16:55] <@TheGM> that's 8 rounds so far [16:55] so i can swim at 40ft. a round 01[16:55] <@TheGM> another three rounds to clear chamber and surface 01[16:55] <@TheGM> no 11 rounds underwater 01[16:55] <@TheGM> you can swim at 25ft. per round [16:55] With all that hustling you'll be tired when you get out. [16:56] I will. 01[16:56] <@TheGM> hustling doesn't make you tired 01[16:56] <@TheGM> running does [16:56] alright so how many rounds do i spend underwater 01[16:56] <@TheGM> bout 11 rounds 01[16:56] <@TheGM> you don't drown [16:56] excellent [16:56] i guess i'd better get out of the well 01[16:56] <@TheGM> so the merchants been under for like 15 or so rounds [16:56] hmm 01[16:56] <@TheGM> he's unconscious [16:56] oh but alive 01[16:57] <@TheGM> barely [16:57] hmm [16:57] is he dying? 01[16:57] <@TheGM> do you walk out of the well? 01[16:57] <@TheGM> ... yes 01[16:57] <@TheGM> yah he's dying [16:57] ok [16:57] i cast 01[16:57] <@TheGM> he'll die in a minute [16:57] cure light wounds on him 01[16:57] <@TheGM> roll [16:57] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 --> error: malformed expression [16:57] roll 1d8+1 [16:57] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d8+1 --> 0,1[ 1d8=6 ]0,1{7} 01[16:57] <@TheGM> ok he's stable [16:57] ok, i pick him up [16:57] and i start running back [16:57] on roofs, up walls, etc. [16:57] to mirra 01[16:57] <@TheGM> you don't have to drop to cast cure light wounds :P [16:58] ah [16:58] well i'm a pretty inept cleric :/ 01[16:58] <@TheGM> alright so everyone is getting back together 01[16:58] <@TheGM> kord is decked out in blood by the way [16:58] Oh, hell. I cast Status; what HP totals are everyone at? 01[16:58] <@TheGM> and brains i should mention [16:58] And where are you? [16:58] I'm at max. [16:58] I am still at full health. [16:59] Dey is at full health. [16:59] Kordh as taken 4 damage. [16:59] K. Cure minor on Kord, siri, I thought you were coated in subdual? [16:59] Yeah, but no real damage. 01[16:59] <@TheGM> yah she's got like 14 nonlethal damage [17:00] K. Are we planning on extended combat in the immediate future? [17:00] No. 01[17:00] <@TheGM> depends on what you decide [17:00] We're going to have to fix this [17:00] at least the length we spend per round 01[17:00] <@TheGM> o make a spot check des [17:00] That was actually only like 8 or 10 rounds. 01[17:00] <@TheGM> i forgot [17:00] We just suck at moving fast. [17:00] roll 1d20+2 [17:00] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+2 --> 0,1[ 1d20=14 ]0,1{16} 01[17:00] <@TheGM> you spot a lizard man slipping down into the well 01[17:01] <@TheGM> :D [17:01] Then I'll worry about more pressing corpses. I set up a healing station in the square, enough people damaged by all of this irritation that we're going to need some serious PR. [17:01] ... [17:01] as i was coming out? 01[17:01] <@TheGM> yea 01[17:01] <@TheGM> he was watching you the entire time you can only assume [17:01] FFFUUU [17:01] ok [17:01] where am i now [17:01] Dey did us a favor and got a merchant to vouch for us. [17:01] So if we get arrested we have at least one local on our side. [17:01] Anoiktos: i stopped siriand from setting a shop on fire, we only have explain why he set people on fire [17:01] ok [17:02] i guess i pursue him [17:02] i jump down the well again! [17:02] Is a low Wisdom score a valid excuse? :D [17:02] hurrayyy! [17:02] I'm healing people, and .. have been doing so the whole time, if anyone questions. 01[17:02] <@TheGM> im still recovering from last combat :P [17:02] Except when being manhandled by something with foul breath. [17:03] ok. [17:03] Hmm. [17:03] Lizard slipping down the well. 01[17:03] <@TheGM> des you notice the lizard man in the tunnel [17:03] I cast expeditious retreat on myself. 01[17:03] <@TheGM> in the chamber... he's caught like a deer in headlights [17:03] oh wait 01[17:03] <@TheGM> so what's your move now? 01[17:03] <@TheGM> roll init btyw [17:03] ok i'm still in the chamber [17:03] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 init 0,1btyw --> error: malformed expression [17:03] is the merchant there with me? [17:03] we should be doing more in the IC channel IMO. [17:03] or did i already get him out? 01[17:03] <@TheGM> no merchant is up above... with mirra 01[17:04] <@TheGM> wait shit, you brought merchant to mirra right? [17:04] roger [17:04] no 01[17:04] <@TheGM> so you noticed the lizard man but you gotta make a choice [17:04] i brought him to dey 01[17:04] <@TheGM> dilemmna obviously [17:04] i was going to tell dey to get him to safety [17:04] cause dey is standing right outside the well [17:04] and then jump back in 01[17:04] <@TheGM> o ok 01[17:04] <@TheGM> do it in character please [17:04] I take the merchant and lead him and the braindead guy to the others 01[17:04] <@TheGM> braindead guy can't move 01[17:04] <@TheGM> but he's stable 01[17:05] <@TheGM> what do you say to them? 01[17:05] <@TheGM> o and roll init des [17:05] I'm going to blow my horn as well. [17:05] roll 1d20+1 [17:05] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=15 ]0,1{16} 01[17:05] <@TheGM> so what do you do des, sorry? [17:05] I blow the horn around my neck 01[17:05] <@TheGM> whats that do [17:05] it's a horn [17:05] they hear it 01[17:05] <@TheGM> underwater? [17:06] no before i jump in 01[17:06] <@TheGM> o swift action? [17:06] yes 01[17:06] <@TheGM> ok [17:06] and then i jump into the well and follow the lizardman [17:06] we've been adventuring together for a year, so we all recognize the horn, right? [17:06] We should. [17:06] it's around my neck 01[17:06] <@TheGM> so your turn in init des [17:06] hmm 01[17:06] <@TheGM> yes siri [17:06] distance to him? [17:06] how high are the ceilings? 01[17:06] <@TheGM> he's in the chamber... your in the tunnel 01[17:06] <@TheGM> he's about 15ft. away [17:07] excellent. 01[17:07] <@TheGM> ceilings are like 15ft. high [17:07] i'm going to start running upside down on the wall 01[17:07] <@TheGM> and round shaped [17:07] until i'm above him [17:07] and then drop onto him 01[17:07] <@TheGM> you can't run and swim [17:07] can i do this? [17:07] we're both underwater? 01[17:07] <@TheGM> you can kick off a wall... but it doesn't really have any affect 01[17:07] <@TheGM> also you can't charge and swim sorry [17:07] that's fine, i swim towards him i guess [17:07] and attack 01[17:07] <@TheGM> and attack? 01[17:07] <@TheGM> kk 01[17:07] <@TheGM> roll please [17:08] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 please --> error: malformed expression [17:08] i also power attack for 4 BAB [17:08] roll 1d20+4 [17:08] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+4 --> 0,1[ 1d20=11 ]0,1{15} [17:09] hmm well [17:09] i guess i fly into a rage too [17:09] so it's 17 [17:09] since this is actual combat 01[17:09] <@TheGM> you miss [17:09] Bah. 01[17:10] <@TheGM> make another attack [17:10] roll 1d20 + 6 [17:10] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20 0,1+ 6 --> 0,1[ 1d20=9 ]0,1{9} [17:10] err [17:10] 15* [17:10] but still would not hit 01[17:11] <@TheGM> Yep too dark for siriand to see [17:12] huh everburning torch... [17:12] and you've got good con too [17:12] come join me 01[17:12] <@TheGM> dey is still near the well 01[17:12] <@TheGM> sorry, haven't been keeping tabs 01[17:13] <@TheGM> alright the lizard slips down the tunnel very quickly 01[17:13] <@TheGM> almost too quickly for you to see 01[17:13] <@TheGM> down the right one that is [17:14] I pursue with vengful anger. 01[17:14] <@TheGM> you sure you can keep up? [17:14] hmm [17:14] actually yes i can [17:14] for my standard action 01[17:14] <@TheGM> you've got swim speed? [17:14] i cast expeditious retreat 01[17:14] <@TheGM> what's your move? [17:14] increases base speed by 30 feet [17:14] so my base land speed is now 85 01[17:14] <@TheGM> so your move is 40ft. [17:14] yes i swim at 40 feet now 01[17:14] <@TheGM> erm 42 feet [17:14] can i catch up? 01[17:14] <@TheGM> ukmm no 01[17:15] <@TheGM> it can run underwater [17:15] hmph [17:15] longbow then [17:15] how far is he now 01[17:15] <@TheGM> do you cast light on it? :D 01[17:15] <@TheGM> he's at the end of the right tunnel, seemingly at a dead end [17:15] hmm [17:15] ok, i fire an arrow with light cast on it at him 01[17:15] <@TheGM> he's eying you, laughing at you 01[17:16] <@TheGM> roll to attack [17:16] 0,1TheGM rolled :0,1 to 0,1attack --> error: malformed expression [17:16] roll 1d20+1 [17:16] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=1 ]0,1{2} [17:16] well fuck me 01[17:16] <@TheGM> the arrow flies at a 90 degree angle WHERE YOU DON'T WANT IT TO [17:16] hmm i was a poor bowman, but never this poor. [17:16] hahaha... fumble [17:16] if it looks like a dead end, i continue to go after it [17:16] hopefully it's trapped 01[17:17] <@TheGM> the lizard man laughs uproariously... and then dissappears [17:17] as i get there... [17:17] is there anything? [17:17] a tunnel upwards? 01[17:17] <@TheGM> nope [17:17] he's just...gone? 01[17:17] <@TheGM> yep [17:17] hmm 01[17:18] <@TheGM> wait no make a search check 01[17:18] <@TheGM> sorry i get confused [17:18] roll 1d20+1 [17:18] 0,1Deschain rolled :0,1 1d20+1 --> 0,1[ 1d20=15 ]0,1{16} 01[17:18] <@TheGM> alright you find nothing [17:18] I'll like to stab the air around me. 01[17:18] <@TheGM> you swing at nothing :P [17:18] I'd like to cast 'Detect magic'. [17:19] Aren't you supposed to make checks like that in secret, so that the players DON'T swing at nothing and other such things? 01[17:20] <@TheGM> huh? [17:20] Like the search check. 01[17:21] <@TheGM> you detect the presence of magic... hm one sec [17:21] When a monster disappears you should generally make checks like that in secret. Same with passive spot and listen checks, I think. 01[17:21] <@TheGM> o really [17:21] Yeah. 01[17:21] <@TheGM> erm [17:21] well [17:21] Alot of checks are supposed to be kept secret because it makes players more suspicious. [17:21] Do I detect any magic? 01[17:22] <@TheGM> yah you detect magic deschain [17:22] Like if they roll a 20 on a search and find nothing, they know there's nothing. But they should only know that they don't FIND anything. [17:22] Well fuck, he teleported. [17:22] Nothing I can do with that. 01[17:22] <@TheGM> where's your sheet deschain 01[17:22] <@TheGM> link to it? [17:23] http://mydndgame.com/character/2859/sheet [17:23] Alright I'm going to get out. [17:23] I'm out of cleric spells. [17:23] and if he's teleported, no way I can follow him. 01[17:24] <@TheGM> so you swim back out the well? [17:24] Yes. 01[17:24] <@TheGM> kk [17:24] then I either run back up the walls of the well, or use rope. 01[17:24] <@TheGM> alright some authorities arrive [17:24] RP time? [17:24] Yes..... 01[17:24] <@TheGM> i gotta get into the mindset :P 01[17:24] <@TheGM> grrr 01[17:24] <@TheGM> shit [17:24] I'm not breathing fire on the authorities. So let's RP. [17:25] Also, I have to go soon. Like, within the next half-hour. [17:25] Homework and all that. [17:25] Yes. [17:25] Dey is a little busy so he I'll have to RP for him. [17:25] He's not playing more Hitman is he? [17:25] No. [17:25] no [17:25] Of course not [17:25] I'm here 01[17:25] <@TheGM> alright cool 01[17:25] <@TheGM> IC channel away! [17:26] Right so. [17:26] RP [17:26] Allow me to explain good sirs [17:26] other channel Dey. [17:26] Wrong channel. [17:26] And I've got a better Bluff than you I bet. [17:26] Anoiktos, what's your bluff? [17:27] 3. Nonexistent. My diplomacy, however... [17:27] We're gonna need bluff for this. [17:27] Trust me. [17:27] roll 1d20+5 [17:27] 0,1Dey rolled :0,1 1d20+5 --> 0,1[ 1d20=17 ]0,1{22} [17:28] Bluff [17:29] roll 1d20+17 [17:29] 0,1Siriand rolled :0,1 1d20+17 --> 0,1[ 1d20=11 ]0,1{28} [17:30] you may want to add a modifier to their sense motive since they're so hostile [17:33] roll 1d20+18 (diplomacy to temper the crowd) [17:33] 0,1Anoiktos rolled :0,1 1d20+18 0,1(diplomacy to temper the crowd) --> 0,1[ 1d20=1 ]0,1{19} 01[17:39] <@TheGM> looks like it worked 02[17:40] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) 03[17:41] * anoiktos (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 03[17:41] * anoiktos is now known as Anoiktos [17:43] After this dialogue we're done for the night, right? [17:43] Should be. [17:43] Anything else you want to ask the guard? [17:43] Not sure hold on [17:43] We'll interrogate both the merchant and the bugbear later and ask Alamon about the hooded man as well. [17:44] can't think of anything, since if anyone knows the man's name it's Alamon [17:45] Hmm, I am ashamed for having let that lizardman escape. [17:45] Next time, it will not be so easy. [17:46] Next time you hopefully won't be alone. [17:46] None of you wished to follow me. [17:46] If I had landed a hit, I am pretty sure I would have dealt quite a blow. [17:47] I wasn't following you down a well, but I'll torch the bitch if I catch him above water. 02[17:48] * Siriand (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[18:02] * Anoiktos (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboardsOOC 02[18:03] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) 02[18:45] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) 02[19:22] * Deschain (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 03[19:28] * Deschain[56] (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #warboardsOOC 03[22:20] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboardsOOC 03[22:21] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has left #warboardsOOC 02[22:30] * Deschain[56] (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Quit) Session Time: Tue Oct 13 00:00:00 2009