Session Start: Sun Oct 11 13:06:05 2009 Session Ident: #warboards 03[13:06] * Now talking in #warboards 03[13:13] * Dragonpaladin (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #warboards [13:13] hey [13:16] you there? 03[13:16] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [13:18] hey shini [13:18] sup [13:18] SS sent me a message saying i should join him [13:18] here, so i thought you might as well come along [13:18] hmm i need some way to wake him up [13:19] shinigami [13:19] go ahead and download gametable [13:19] website? [13:19] that way you can partake in it [13:19] just google it 01[13:19] <@solidsamurai> sup dragon 01[13:19] <@solidsamurai> sorry, just been browsing forums and shit [13:20] no problem 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> ... 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> cool [13:20] it's been like 10 minutes 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> hehe [13:20] anyway 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> anyway... [13:20] let me find the website i guess 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> sure [13:20] http://gametable.galactanet.com/ 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> i already dled the program [13:20] oh nice [13:20] ok 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> just don't know how to open it [13:20] yea it's kind of weird [13:20] you run the .jar file [13:20] do you know your IP? 01[13:20] <@solidsamurai> um yep one sec [13:21] because that is how we will connect to you 01[13:22] <@solidsamurai> 192.168.1.1 01[13:22] <@solidsamurai> apparently running ipconfig on my comp doesn't work, so i gotta use my dads >_> 01[13:23] <@solidsamurai> that might be my ip, or it might be the subnet mask which is the same i think [13:23] hmm we will see soon enough [13:23] wait 01[13:23] <@solidsamurai> ? [13:23] no that's just the IP for home 01[13:24] <@solidsamurai> oh thought it was the router ip 01[13:24] <@solidsamurai> darn [13:24] yea [13:24] but i don't we can use it [13:24] because it's the router IP for everyone 01[13:24] <@solidsamurai> in my home network [13:24] we need your network's IP 01[13:24] <@solidsamurai> kk 01[13:24] <@solidsamurai> lemme see [13:24] anyway you can find that? [13:24] it won't be too big an obstacle if you can't, we can have someone else 'host' the room [13:25] so samurai, is underwater adventuring going to be common enough that it would be worth taking an invocation for it? [13:25] underwater adventuring D: [13:25] also we're in a desert [13:25] oh right [13:25] so no Underwater Adaptation then? 01[13:26] <@solidsamurai> i don't know depends on what the pcs wanna do 01[13:26] <@solidsamurai> if you wanna 'dive underwater for the hell of it' go ahead 01[13:26] <@solidsamurai> :D 01[13:26] <@solidsamurai> and no, im checking network connections under cpl and there's nothing that tells me my ip 01[13:26] <@solidsamurai> fuggin ipconfig doesn't work either 01[13:27] <@solidsamurai> so someone else could host? [13:27] hmm [13:27] i see shini's IP [13:27] let's see if i can do it 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> sweet 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> also, traveling anywhere can be done with magic [13:28] like portal magic? 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> no need to take on templates or waste feat 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> no like, underwater breathing magic [13:28] ah 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> oh and plane shift or whatever [13:28] we're going to be planar traveling [13:28] D: [13:28] so i'm not going to need Underwater Adaptation then? 01[13:28] <@solidsamurai> i don't even understand all the spells, i haven't stared at it for quite long enough :P 01[13:29] <@solidsamurai> no i wouldn't think so shini [13:29] hmm shini [13:29] i think you might need to host [13:29] click network -> host [13:29] which IP do I need? [13:29] password warboards [13:29] port 6812 01[13:29] <@solidsamurai> i still don't know how to open game host :P [13:29] we need your IP 01[13:29] <@solidsamurai> i mean the game [13:29] click gametable.jar 01[13:29] <@solidsamurai> gametable [13:29] which IP? [13:29] the one in IPConfig or the one that the Internet sees? 01[13:30] <@solidsamurai> there's no program that opens gametable for me >_> [13:30] 98.216.253.73 hopefully willw ork 01[13:30] <@solidsamurai> try them both [13:30] hmm do you have java isntalled? [13:30] also 01[13:30] <@solidsamurai> oooo that could be it [13:30] solid [13:30] try [13:30] http://www.whatsmyip.org/ 01[13:30] <@solidsamurai> wish they told me that [13:30] this is written in java [13:30] so yea, you need to have that java thing installed [13:30] anyway go host shini [13:30] i'll just see if this works [13:30] hold on 03[13:31] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards [13:32] how do we get gametable to work> [13:32] did you dl it? [13:32] Da. [13:32] double click gametable.jar [13:32] it should open right up if you have java installed [13:32] it does open up. It just doesn't do anything else. [13:32] rather, what do I join? [13:33] but it does give you the screen [13:33] oh that we are working on right now [13:33] when shini gets back, we'll have him host [13:33] wait [13:33] so you need me to hot [13:33] yea 01[13:33] <@solidsamurai> :P [13:33] for player name i put in Shinigami42, character is Siriand, Port is 6812, password is blank? [13:33] got it working ss? [13:33] password warboards 01[13:33] <@solidsamurai> yea im installing 01[13:33] <@solidsamurai> install damn you [13:34] ok i'll check it out first make sure it doesn't disappoint 01[13:34] <@solidsamurai> o fuk it just installed yahoo toolbar i don't want that [13:34] haha [13:34]  [13:34] shit man i hate when that happens [13:34] damn hold on 01[13:34] <@solidsamurai> >_> [13:34] Your hosting IP is: 98.216.253.73 [13:34] there [13:34] so connect to that [13:34] yea [13:34] doing os 01[13:35] <@solidsamurai> ok so i how do i connect 01[13:35] <@solidsamurai> i opened gametable [13:35] port? password? [13:35] 6812, and not sure [13:35] warboards [13:35] is password 01[13:35] <@solidsamurai> how do you get to the connection screen [13:36] no luck? [13:36] it's under network menu [13:36] i'm not able to connect [13:36] it's network->join, i'm getting 'failed to connect'. [13:36] hmm [13:36] let me try to host [13:36] IP: 128.84.203.160 [13:36] same password same port [13:37] 128.84.203.160 01[13:37] <@solidsamurai> where's network menu :P [13:37] next to edie [13:37] edit8 [13:37] joining [13:37] i think 01[13:38] <@solidsamurai> what's weird is the menu isn't showing up at the top [13:38] yea, when you try to join it does that 01[13:38] <@solidsamurai> is there a way to get menu to show? [13:38] shini, are you behind a router etc.? [13:38] failed to connect [13:38] and yes, i am [13:38] if you tried to join a game, it blanks out for a second, and after you fail or do join, it goes back to normal [13:38] is there anyone here who is not behind a router? 01[13:39] <@solidsamurai> o because im not sure if i tried to join a game or not 01[13:39] <@solidsamurai> and menu isn't showing at all :P [13:39] not showing, or grayed out? [13:39] hey guys [13:39] i just found out that one of my invocations is a touch spell that makes the target immune to my breath weapon for 24 hours [13:40] should i take it? [13:40] uh [13:40] that is the very best invocation you can take [13:40] it also doubles as Endure Elements for 24 hours [13:40] as it allows you to friend/fire chip your breath weapon [13:40] well i can shape my breath [13:40] but he has shape breath weapon [13:40] don't bother getting the feats to shape your breath. [13:40] just use that invocation. [13:40] lol [13:40] alright, i'll switch my level 5 effect then [13:40] is breath weapon instant hit or roll to hit [13:40] breath weapon is ref save for half unless evasion [13:41] oh excellent [13:41] also [13:41] in all cases beyond things like poison/force/prismatic breath weapons, but those aren't standard by any means. [13:41] if you jump down onto someone and attack [13:41] is that having 'higher ground' 01[13:41] <@solidsamurai> read the srd shini 01[13:41] <@solidsamurai> d20srd.org [13:41] i like dndwiki 01[13:41] <@solidsamurai> tells you a lot of the stuff about straight up rules that I'll be using 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> uses phb and a few other things like psionics 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> not that this campaign actually has psionics 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> also, menu still isn't showing [13:42] hmm 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> im wondering if i have to reinstall [13:42] close out and restart? 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> kk [13:42] probably not reinstall 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> yah hopefully 01[13:42] <@solidsamurai> crap still doesn't work [13:43] is it grayedo ut [13:43] or just gone 01[13:43] <@solidsamurai> oh yah jumping down to attack someone is higher ground [13:43] would that be any sort of flank? 01[13:44] <@solidsamurai> jumping down? no, flank means you need someone else to attack from the other side 01[13:44] <@solidsamurai> or you can just attack as well as someone else 01[13:44] <@solidsamurai> or aid another, whichever [13:44] ok 01[13:45] <@solidsamurai> so no suggestions for the menu dragon? [13:45] so for starting HP, do we roll for 2-5? 01[13:45] <@solidsamurai> im really liking the program though [13:45] solid, what OS are you using? 01[13:45] <@solidsamurai> xp 01[13:45] <@solidsamurai> yah roll 2-5 [13:45] and you're not getting a menu under the window selection bar? 01[13:45] <@solidsamurai> nope [13:46] [file][edit][network][map][dice][window][help] [13:46] hmm [13:46] this is quite odd 01[13:46] <@solidsamurai> im not getting that 01[13:46] <@solidsamurai> indeed [13:46] perhaps for some reason your menu is displaced? [13:46] like dragged ougt 01[13:46] <@solidsamurai> wish i could send a screen shot... and no don't think so [13:46] oddly enough, there aren't any hotkeys [13:46] yea the menu is pretty amazing at dice rolling [13:46] and everyone can see your rolls [13:46] and you can make macros which are basically preset rolls 01[13:46] <@solidsamurai> unless you go private and all 01[13:47] <@solidsamurai> you can also draw a map [13:47] well that's if you're secretly rolling to the DM to kill other party members... 01[13:47] <@solidsamurai> which might take time but i could create some referral places [13:47] yea you've got little pogs [13:47] that can symbolize things [13:47] like drow/elves/orcs/etc 01[13:47] <@solidsamurai> yah... but sometimes i make a ton of rolls that no one needs to see [13:47] you can also tag them with HP and other info, like AC 01[13:47] <@solidsamurai> they've got a symbol for gandalf too [13:47] oh yea [13:47] you as a DM can be totally private [13:47] isn't AC supposed to be kept secret? [13:47] i meant players should roll in public [13:48] ...is it? 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> nah that doesn't really matter [13:48] yeah 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> well your not supposed to know monster ac [13:48] you're not supposed to tell players AC 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> or hp 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> a lot of things are private [13:48] i meant players can tag their own AC [13:48] and HP 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> yah players know ac since they look at each other's sheets but they don't discuss it as character in-game [13:48] SS, can we take forced average HP totals? 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> ... sure anoik 01[13:48] <@solidsamurai> :) [13:49] hmm [13:49] i'll roll for you :D [13:49] yeah i'm gonna do that then, i hate getting shitty rolls [13:49] 4d6? [13:49] (I prefer not to roll, my luck is fantastically bad) [13:49] 6! [13:49] 1! [13:49] 6! [13:49] 5! [13:49] like i said, already decided to take FA, dp :P 01[13:49] <@solidsamurai> better than average [13:49] :/ [13:50] 4.5x4=18, so total HP 36. 01[13:50] <@solidsamurai> so what are we gonna do about my menu issue guys [13:50] hmm [13:50] reinstall [13:50] did you reinstall? 01[13:50] <@solidsamurai> ah kk [13:50] wait there is no install [13:50] what OS are you running? 01[13:50] <@solidsamurai> xp [13:50] hmm i'm on vista [13:50] how about you two? [13:50] vista [13:50] maybe he's missing pieces 01[13:50] <@solidsamurai> i think gametable said it was good with xp 01[13:50] <@solidsamurai> i might forget though [13:50] try redling maybe [13:50] while i go see if they have a faq 01[13:51] <@solidsamurai> the faq is on the readme i think 01[13:51] <@solidsamurai> just tells you how to use things, not like if you don't have a menu 01[13:51] <@solidsamurai> it's a good program but i feel like it hasn't been tested enough [13:51] So since I don't need Shaped Breath anymore, should I replace it with an effect that does a cone of non-damaging -6 to STR? 01[13:51] <@solidsamurai> you can if you want to shini 01[13:52] <@solidsamurai> damaging strength is powerful as hell against high hp monsters [13:52] hm [13:52] double click gametable.bat actually 01[13:52] <@solidsamurai> although i might just create a giant golem with 50 str if that's the case [13:52] uh [13:52] shini, i'dl ike to not lose -6 str [13:52] i'd rather get damaged 01[13:53] <@solidsamurai> well jsut be very very careful >:D 01[13:53] <@solidsamurai> you can recover strength too though [13:53] yeah, but I just learned I have an invocation that makes whoever I touch immune [13:53] not in battle... [13:53] and invocations are at-will [13:53] shini: how many people? we have 3 melee [13:53] i can cast it at will [13:53] as many times as you want? 01[13:53] <@solidsamurai> the batch file extracts [13:53] that's how invocations work [13:53] you can cast them at will but you only get a handful 01[13:54] <@solidsamurai> what class are you shini [13:54] Dragonfire Adept 01[13:54] <@solidsamurai> ah [13:54] hmm try running it now that you've extracted it 01[13:54] <@solidsamurai> kk [13:54] at-will breath weapon and dragon wings 01[13:54] <@solidsamurai> NOW IT FUCKING WORKS :D [13:55] hmm now to solve network issues 01[13:55] <@solidsamurai> ty dragon [13:55] i wish my friend was still here [13:55] we got it running with him 01[13:55] <@solidsamurai> hehe 01[13:55] <@solidsamurai> pretty janky stuff [13:55] so he is a host i know will work 01[13:55] <@solidsamurai> your friend is joining for the game though right [13:55] So for level 2, cone of frost, cone of sickening, or line of lightning? cones are 15ft, lines are 30ft [13:55] yea 01[13:55] <@solidsamurai> the host doesn't need to build the map either right? [13:55] no [13:55] we could...help 01[13:56] <@solidsamurai> and also can i reveal certain sections of a map at certain times [13:56] but we find that letting people other than the DM build is...unfruitfu [13:56] well [13:56] that i'm not sure [13:56] our DM just hid stuff [13:56] in like far away places 01[13:56] <@solidsamurai> actually i could just tell you what you see and then get one of the characters to be cartographer [13:56] and then zoomed us in when it was relevant [13:56] also if you let the characters buiold [13:56] that'd be pretty cool, actually [13:56] eventually they just build giant dicks 01[13:56] <@solidsamurai> hehe :D [13:56] like [13:56] we had a giant dick building war [13:56] our DM was furious 01[13:56] <@solidsamurai> ill let em, it's their fault if they DM smited for it [13:56] that'd also be pretty cool, actually 01[13:57] <@solidsamurai> or they get attacked by giant dicks :D [13:57] :/ [13:57] so what exactly does the spell Endure Elements do? i've never bothered to look it up... [13:57] i think you don't have to make checks [13:57] against extreme weather [13:57] for 24 hours or something like that [13:57] shini, go to dndwiki [13:57] they have basically a lot of the spells and items and stuff 01[13:57] <@solidsamurai> pretty useful for the dessert, and there's a lot of dessert around heshirol [13:57] URL? [13:57] that would be very helpful 01[13:57] <@solidsamurai> not icecream, sand [13:57] ww.dandwiki.com [13:58] www* [13:58] oh well, then I guess it's good i'm taking it [13:58] what exactly lies to the far west of hershirol [13:58] or far east [13:58] Endure Elements? It allows you to act as normal against more serious weather, like desert/arctic without serious trouble. Still not good enough to protect against ambient environmental damage, like the elemental plane of fire, but it's good for terrestrial survival. 01[13:58] <@solidsamurai> ooo other kingdoms like the ones i mentioned 01[13:58] <@solidsamurai> far east is heshirol and farther east is the ENEMY [13:58] farther west is enemy too? 01[13:58] <@solidsamurai> and west is heshirol's 'allies' [13:58] ah 01[13:58] <@solidsamurai> yea pretty much [13:59] how about past that 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> you don't know much about the enemy, they're all mysterious [13:59] oh cool, -50 to 140 degrees is comfortable [13:59] you mentioned archipelagos? [13:59] definitely useful in a desert 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> past that is ocean 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> :D [13:59] Mysterious enemies? Can I heal them? [13:59] :/ [13:59] ...heal enemies? 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> heshirol has global mapping issues [13:59] Of course. Make peace, not war. [13:59] but [13:59] but [13:59] vut 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> they'll love you forever [13:59] but [13:59] but [13:59] but [13:59] don't be that guy D: [13:59] but... 01[13:59] <@solidsamurai> unless they're dominated by an evil wizard [13:59] but... [14:00] BUT THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES 01[14:00] <@solidsamurai> ;D [14:00] anoiktos [14:00] Da? [14:00] we should adorn our homes with their heads and water our crops with their blood! [14:00] you won't cast raise dead [14:00] on our enemies right 01[14:00] <@solidsamurai> healers can raise dead what now [14:00] they use cleric spells 01[14:00] <@solidsamurai> ah rite [14:00] and it's a cleric spell [14:01] i'd be kind of disappointed if you raised all the enemies we just defeated [14:01] cause i don't know about you, swinging a sword is kind of hard :/ 01[14:01] <@solidsamurai> would you have moral dilemnas dragon :P [14:01] raise dead is a shit-tastic spell. its only useful because it's cheap. i think it's cheap, anyway 01[14:01] <@solidsamurai> doesn't raise dead require gems for some reason [14:01] Raise enemies? Only if they weren't given a chance to prove their hostility. If someone's stabbing us, their death becomes their own problem. [14:01] well, i would just go kill them again, but i'd be really really disappointed at myrra. [14:02] i'd breathe fire on her 01[14:02] <@solidsamurai> they'd make good fodder [14:02] also the domovoi might try to smother you in your sleep [14:02] he uh does that [14:02] homicidal fairies yay! [14:02] yea that is basically my friend [14:02] what's his alignment? [14:02] Thankfully, I sleep less than domovoi. [14:02] he's true neutral [14:02] fuck that, am i the only evil one? [14:02] O.o [14:02] why are you evil? [14:03] evil is fun to roleplay! :D [14:03] hmm [14:03] but only lawful evil [14:03] i don't do neutral or chaotic [14:03] we are going to be a very happy party [14:03] It'll be fantastic. [14:03] alright [14:03] i'll be happy if we can get this game on the road. the only D&D game I ever played that got anywhere at all was in fifth grade [14:04] hmm [14:04] which was like a whole five years ago [14:04] Lovely! [14:04] well let's hope we do something right [14:04] shini: define lawful evil [14:04] Scheming and insidious, but honorable and true to your word. [14:04] Lawful evil? I have an easy definition: Politicians. [14:04] does it mean [14:04] you slaughter women [14:04] Exactly like politicians. 01[14:04] <@solidsamurai> definitely politicians [14:04] and children, and eat babies [14:04] No, that's Chaotic. [14:04] kill helpless civilans 01[14:04] <@solidsamurai> it means you rape women while no one is looking and then sue them 01[14:05] <@solidsamurai> chaotic menas you rape them in public [14:05] I might kill people who piss me off, but generally I stick to scheming. [14:05] when you say scheming [14:05] does it involve the betray the party scheming [14:05] Methodic evil, not spur-of-the-moment evil. [14:05] And no, lawful evil implies honorableness. 01[14:05] <@solidsamurai> id say if the party does it a lot for you you won't betray them [14:05] A lawful evil character tends to follow a loose moral code and stay true to his promises. 02[14:05] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 01[14:05] <@solidsamurai> well it depends on the lawful evil guy [14:05] hmm 01[14:06] <@solidsamurai> like everyone in the mob might be lawful evil [14:06] well that seems fine then [14:06] as long as you don't betray the party, and things that are done are not so evil [14:06] it's just that i tend to be more insidious in my goals than the average do-gooder, and i'm not above murder and theft. [14:06] that will be fine 01[14:06] <@solidsamurai> yah dragon paladin is like the exact opposite of shini... chaotic good? 01[14:06] <@solidsamurai> this will be fun [14:06] yeah, that's diametrically opposed [14:06] well 01[14:07] <@solidsamurai> hehe 03[14:07] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards [14:07] i don't let myself get bound up by rules when they oppose me 01[14:07] <@solidsamurai> i wouldn't worry, it's not like your possessed of this overwhelming hate from day one [14:07] lovely bloody irritating. [14:07] no [14:07] i think i might be ok with him 01[14:07] <@solidsamurai> ;) [14:07] because i wager the good i done outweighs the evil he does 01[14:07] <@solidsamurai> hurray [14:07] do* [14:07] i need me an axiomatic weapon... [14:07] also with LE you can't really tell he's evil i think [14:07] in case you turn on me 01[14:08] <@solidsamurai> well you fought for your home, that's basically the 'good' you've done rite [14:08] well with a simple spell you can tell I'm evil, but LE tends to be more subtle [14:08] yea like i wouldn't know from your actions [14:08] you'd just be that creepy guy who talks to himself [14:08] and i'm not sure but i think he stole gold from the church [14:08] you might, it just wouldn't be painfully obvious like it would be if i was chaotic evil 01[14:08] <@solidsamurai> well you can say you don't like him because he's morally questionable 01[14:08] <@solidsamurai> and people throw around the word 'evil' in heshirol 01[14:09] <@solidsamurai> doesn't mean something is 'evil' by d&d definition [14:09] I don't think i would dislike him, i'd disapprove of some of the things he did 01[14:09] <@solidsamurai> rite rite [14:09] but they probably wouldn't be enouhg for me to hate him. [14:09] i wouldn't rob a church unless it was the church of an evil deity. and since everyone's like a christian, i don't think there are many of those 01[14:09] <@solidsamurai> nah there's evil cults in d&d that worship evil gods [14:09] but point me in the direction of an evil church and i'll rob 'em blind 01[14:10] <@solidsamurai> in this though there's just tribes that worship random gods like pronogo's god [14:10] hmm uh oh that's nto good 01[14:10] <@solidsamurai> kord, being different from the monotheistic heshirol deity [14:10] one of my spells is 'protection from evil' [14:10] i think all that does is protect you from evil attackers 01[14:10] <@solidsamurai> change the name to protection from profane attacks and your cool dragon [14:10] yea that doesn't actually affect you 01[14:10] <@solidsamurai> profane as in negative energy 01[14:10] <@solidsamurai> as in stuff that ties together time and space [14:10] unless i come at you (which i won't, at least not until i have an axiomatic weapon :D) it shouldn't cause trouble [14:10] ok [14:10] does it function the same way? 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> yep 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> ;) [14:11] what is an axiomatic weapon, +5 on good? 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> fluff is more realistic though [14:11] it does like +6d6 damage on chaotic targets 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> uh axiomatic i think so [14:11] oh 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> yah axiomatic is lawful [14:11] axiomatic is lawful [14:11] i probably won't get an evil weapon, but i want an axiomatic one [14:11] you'll need more than that 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> anway, afk [14:11] i don't think with your melee or ranged you can break through my AC 01[14:11] <@solidsamurai> im afk guys [14:11] alright [14:11] wait [14:11] meh, i got fire breath [14:11] will you be back [14:12] anytime soon? [14:12] Prot. Evil gives you a +2 to AC and saves against evil creatures, and prevents evil outsiders or creatures with the evil descriptor from attacking you unless they make a will save equal to the DC of the spell. [14:12] and 18 AC with no physical armor [14:12] best 2000 gold i ever spent [14:12] for which? [14:12] my ring [14:12] of shield [14:12] oh. [14:12] +4 AC and protection against incorporeal touch attacks [14:12] Yeah, I sort of don't have items. [14:13] then get some, we've got 13k [14:13] each [14:13] you're a vow of poverty monk [14:13] I gave mine away. [14:13] oh [14:13] like [14:13] you don't need items [14:13] you become a robot [14:13] hmm [14:13] can i buy a bag of holding [14:13] and put you in it [14:13] and paint it red and white [14:13] Probably. [14:13] wouldn't fit [14:13] bags of holding suck in 3.5 [14:14] though maybe they always sucked, the closest i ever came to playing 2nd edition was Baldur's Gate [14:14] but i'm pretty sure that had bags of holding that were infinite [14:14] also make sure you point out [14:14] my horse has more intelligence than teh barbarian [14:14] point this out multiple times [14:14] hahaha [14:14] that's awesome [14:14] IDK, I only have 10 INT. My stats are actually not particularly good. [14:15] hmm [14:15] he...might be smarter than you too [14:15] i was gonna roll and then i realized that in order to fix my abilities i just had to take a point out of charisma [14:15] he's also more charismatic than the barbarian [14:15] also, apparently i am the face [14:15] On the plus side, after 8th my mount will probably be smarter than yours. [14:15] because i have an invocation that buffs up my bluff and diplomacy and intimidate by +6 each [14:15] and a charisma of 14 [14:16] oh yes you get a special mount that's right [14:16] Cha 16, diplomacy +13 total, no intimidate or bluff. [14:16] and i'm not taking paladin levels [14:16] damn [14:16] hmm you two should negotiate with the slaver first [14:16] he's a slaver? [14:16] err [14:16] i thought he was just a merchant [14:16] the guy who is holding the merchant hostage [14:16] Oh, and anyone within 20 feet of me has to make a dc 15 will save or be subject to calm emotions. [14:16] no no, we like the merchant [14:17] i need to reread the intro text [14:17] it's been like a month [14:17] hooded man [14:18] so yea [14:18] he's holding our friend hostage [14:18] well, at least a guy we know [14:19] wait, solid, we can drop our scores below 8 to get extra points? [14:19] no [14:19] you cannot drop them below 8 with point buy [14:19] your racial scores can then decrease them below 8 [14:19] All right, so the plan is we convince them to start a monastery in order to save their souls, and use it as a base of operations to spread peace and goodwill throughout the land. [14:19] but otherwise, no [14:19] ok [14:19] you do that [14:19] i'll be on the nearest roof [14:20] but he linked to a site that he says he uses for point buy in the thread [14:20] and it goes below 8 [14:20] oh [14:20] also, terrible idea [14:20] it does doesn't it, but still it's not supposed to go that low [14:20] i'm pretty sure he was doing it for functionality [14:20] well if myrra can pull it off [14:20] well i'll ask him when he's not AFK [14:20] solid has not set the DC high enough [14:20] because i'd love to drop my strength lower for a better CHA [14:21] also, i should get to work on calculating specialized bolts... [14:21] let's see... [14:21] we need some adamantium and cold iron [14:21] and some alchemical silver [14:21] get some ones that do cool things [14:21] like set things on fire etc. [14:21] kong has 23 hp [14:21] hmmm [14:21] right now i'm most worried with the basic metals [14:22] oh, cold iron is cheap for a cheap weapon [14:22] a cold iron dagger is only 4g... [14:22] I don't attack things. I can do the whole running away thing if you like. Or possibly the healing thing. Or maybe, if no other opportunity presents itself, the subdual damage fistfighting thing. [14:22] you should get a blackjack or something [14:23] hmm [14:23] Actually, my fists count as magical for the purpose of getting past DR, so no worries there. 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> gonna be afk for maybe an hour guys [14:23] running away probably won't get you anywhere 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> gotta mow the lawn :P [14:23] ss: monday is good? 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> monday's good [14:23] you're PSt 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> maybe until dinner [14:23] starting from what time is good? 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> yah im pst 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> thanksgiving is tomorrow in canada [14:23] and until what time [14:23] ah [14:23] One of these days I need to find my old rokugan book and make an inkyo,. 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> im good till dinner then [14:23] so a few hours? 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> few hours sure [14:23] solid 01[14:23] <@solidsamurai> noon till whenever 01[14:24] <@solidsamurai> like 6 maybe [14:24] right [14:24] that's good [14:24] with point buy, can we drop our abilities below 8 for extra points? 01[14:24] <@solidsamurai> kk afk now 01[14:24] <@solidsamurai> afk for another hour [14:24] no answer? D: [14:24] anoiktos: i've taken some stuff from oriental adventures [14:25] shini: googl eit [14:25] hmm, i see kong has very little offensive spells [14:27] i think it's funny how DFA's lack the Wizard's option to substitute a racial bonus language for Draconic [14:27] can you speak draconic [14:27] yeah, i took it as my bonus [14:27] but if i was a race that didn't have draconic as a racial bonus i wouldn't be able to take it [14:28] but half elves can take any non-secret language 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> you get draconic as a bonus for class though don't you 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> hey guys, funny story 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> i can't get the lawnmower started :P [14:29] solid 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> yo [14:29] before you go again 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> uh huh? [14:29] can we lower an ability below 8 for extra points? 01[14:29] <@solidsamurai> no you can't... 32 point buy doesn't allow that [14:30] alright 01[14:30] <@solidsamurai> i recall that pronogo got ridiculed for it [14:30] i think that guy signed up for an account just to call him out on that [14:30] sorry about that [14:30] that was uh my friend [14:30] about which? [14:30] he was a bit overzealous there [14:30] oh [14:30] 01[14:31] <@solidsamurai> your friend is joining the campaign right drac? [14:31] yes [14:31] oh boy, this is gonna be fun 01[14:31] <@solidsamurai> cool [14:31] i think you'll like him [14:31] he was great to have in our campaigns 01[14:31] <@solidsamurai> sounds nc [14:32] he eats firewood [14:32] and sits all night watching peopel 01[14:32] <@solidsamurai> who eats firewood [14:32] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Domovoi.jpg 01[14:33] <@solidsamurai> that's your friend? xD [14:33] well dnd made him look better 01[14:33] <@solidsamurai> hehe [14:33] shit, he sits around watching people at night? [14:33] http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/fb_gallery/83548.jpg 01[14:33] <@solidsamurai> bonus points for watching couples doin' it [14:33] he carries bellows as a weapon [14:33] soon they will be masterwork bellows 01[14:33] <@solidsamurai> oh yah i saw that [14:34] also his +2 LA 01[14:34] <@solidsamurai> he's a fairy? [14:34] does that mean he starts at l3 [14:34] he's a fey 01[14:34] <@solidsamurai> fey/fairy/samething [14:34] L3* or L5 with a Ecl ofL7 [14:34] yeah, what's with the bellows? [14:34] what good are those as a weapon? [14:34] he's a caster [14:34] bellows do like...1d4 -1 [14:34] is it a racial thing? [14:34] no [14:35] he just wanted to wield bellows into battle [14:35] because of the picture [14:35] weird [14:35] character thing 01[14:35] <@solidsamurai> sounds awesome 01[14:35] <@solidsamurai> what class is he again [14:35] well if he watches me while i sleep i'll pop a cold iron bolt between his eyes [14:35] or poison his firewood [14:35] or something [14:35] sorcerer 01[14:35] <@solidsamurai> ah k [14:35] he also smothers people he doesn't like in their sleep [14:36] ...when does he sleep? [14:36] i...i...don't know [14:36] he needs 8 hours like we do, right? [14:36] well he smothers them according to the wiki article [14:36] well he cleans the tent when we're sleeping [14:36] so he doesn't sleep when we do, and i'm not sure about the dayt [14:36] he can sleep in the carriage if he wants to [14:37] because we'll be moving in the daytime [14:37] hmm yes about moving [14:37] the domovoi can ride with me [14:37] on me* [14:37] can he sleep on your shoulder? 01[14:37] <@solidsamurai> are you guys building a caravan with mules and everything? also, there's special horses in roheime that can endure hot weather and are faster than camels [14:37] i'm building a caravan [14:37] i can cover all the wages if i have to 01[14:37] <@solidsamurai> ah'll leave it up to you thenm [14:37] he's building a caravan 01[14:37] <@solidsamurai> good for deceiving enemies eh [14:37] i was just planning to ride [14:38] i like to have things [14:38] and things are heavy [14:38] and logically i have nowhere to put my things 01[14:38] <@solidsamurai> :) [14:38] yea i guess with 8 str [14:38] so i need a wagon and a bunch of teamsters 01[14:38] <@solidsamurai> you could hire slaves if you wanted to [14:38] with 10k gold i can buy a ton of wagons and hire enough teamsters to cover the whole thing [14:38] what do slaves cost? [14:38] hmm 01[14:38] <@solidsamurai> eh... depends on the str of the slave and CON 01[14:38] <@solidsamurai> STR and CON are pretty much the important stats of a slave [14:38] shini, i don't think we need a HUGE caravan.. [14:38] i only need a slave who can drive [14:38] i'm using horses [14:39] cause 10,000 gold will buy you a far too fancy caravan 01[14:39] <@solidsamurai> o intelligent slaves are costly [14:39] yeah i know, i'm only getting a carriage or two and a couple wagons [14:39] then i'll stick with teamsters 01[14:39] <@solidsamurai> you don't need splurge all of it on a caravan anyway [14:39] also shini what do we have to carry in the carriage and wagons [14:39] i'm not planning on it 01[14:39] <@solidsamurai> you could have little holes for mounting crossbows if you wanted 01[14:39] <@solidsamurai> get a custom caravan [14:39] horses are only a hundred each, i'll spend less than a thousand on them 01[14:39] <@solidsamurai> someone who will build a custom caravan for you is more expensive than a regular caravan 01[14:40] <@solidsamurai> one that's already made or used [14:40] and wagons are 35g each [14:40] shini, one conestaga weapon [14:40] might be enough [14:40] i need a wagon for stuff, and a carriage for people [14:40] and 4 horses [14:40] people and stuff can sit in the same area [14:40] we don't have too much stuff 01[14:40] <@solidsamurai> horses cost more if they're special horses 01[14:40] <@solidsamurai> there's also royal horses and race horses [14:40] how much are the special horses? 01[14:40] <@solidsamurai> race horses are the fastest with like 80ft. move speed [14:40] hey ss, how do you feel about a sentient mount 01[14:40] <@solidsamurai> special horses... hm... I'll have to check 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> sentient mount? where would you find that? [14:41] ...you didn't already clear the sentient mount with him? [14:41] my old homeland 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> no he didn't apparently :P 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> o yah the sentient mount 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> are you a paladin? 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> hehe [14:41] no 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> lol jk [14:41] but there's a druid spell [14:41] called awaken 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> o druid spell 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> yah i could allow that if you have the spell [14:41] hmm [14:41] could i have paid for it [14:41] like before i got here 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> pay for the mount? 01[14:41] <@solidsamurai> it'd cost no more than any other mount [14:42] the spell [14:42] it's a spell that requires 100xp 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> o the spell hm... 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> yah id have to charge 100xp 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> you're still level 5 though 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> just 100xp in debt [14:42] hmm [14:42] he didn't cast it [14:42] that's fine i'll change that [14:42] he hired someone to cast it for him 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> just put yourself at -100 xp in the debt pool 01[14:42] <@solidsamurai> something i invented just noiw [14:42] nah, they totally have that in DDO [14:43] well now i have the lowest XP [14:43] :/ 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> your still level 5 though remember [14:43] when you die you get an XP debt you have to work off until you gain level progress [14:43] no, you're still at 10,000 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> yah dying means you lose levels [14:43] but the first 100 you earn is lost 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> if you lose enough xp [14:43] oh [14:43] no i mean in DDO [14:43] Dungeons and Dragons Online 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> in ddo... rite [14:43] you get an XP debt [14:43] i don't think you lose levels, though 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> you get an xp debt in actual d&d too [14:43] don't you just lose XP? 01[14:43] <@solidsamurai> in actual d&d you lose levels [14:43] yeah 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> if you lose enough xp [14:44] in DDO you just lose future XP until you've worked off the debt 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> you can recover them though i think [14:44] you can't lose levels 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> or if you get ressurected by a certain spell that doesn't penalize xp [14:44] no, you can't recover them if it's from dying [14:44] losing levels really really sucks [14:44] that is what makes people make new characters :/ 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> hee i know [14:44] it does, that's not why I'm not fucking with anarchic or holy weapons 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> though i could secretly reward you later on 01[14:44] <@solidsamurai> if you work off lost levels [14:45] that's why I'm not* [14:45] i like my character, i don't think i'd roll a new one 01[14:45] <@solidsamurai> but rolling a new one just means you could make him your brother, or you could become one of your characters associates as detailed in the ten minute background [14:46] so i'm going to hire a couple teamsters. i can include them under the People in ten-minute background right? 01[14:46] <@solidsamurai> shini, if they're not close to you, you don't need to [14:46] but they're my loyal lackies. D: 01[14:46] <@solidsamurai> the ten minute background is for background fluff [14:46] solid: you're good from noon PST to say...6PST 01[14:46] <@solidsamurai> yep [14:46] I take them everywhere and make guard my stuff when I'm away 01[14:46] <@solidsamurai> i should write that in the forum 01[14:46] <@solidsamurai> as long as they're loyal enough shini >:D 01[14:47] <@solidsamurai> depends how you treat them too [14:47] i pay them, what more could they want? D: 01[14:47] <@solidsamurai> if you get leadership, you get like a die hard comrade though 01[14:47] <@solidsamurai> who knows shini... who knows >:D 01[14:47] <@solidsamurai> you get a die hard comrade to keep them in line... requires 6th level though [14:47] you pay slaves? [14:47] odd... [14:48] teamsters, not slaves 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> no slaves can't be trusted... you'd pay 'teamsters' [14:48] i'm not throwing away my money on a slave 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> for a slave you only pay once [14:48] yeah, but they're expensive 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> maybe hire somebody to keep them in line [14:48] a teamster is like 15c a day 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> really shini? 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> do you have a link to that [14:48] well actually i think it's 15s [14:48] hold on, i'll check 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> 15s seems logical 01[14:48] <@solidsamurai> gimme a link [14:49] i have physical books 01[14:49] <@solidsamurai> ah [14:49] so i have to find the page number [14:49] also how do langauages function [14:49] there is a common? 01[14:49] <@solidsamurai> well you either know a language or don't 01[14:49] <@solidsamurai> yes there's a common 01[14:49] <@solidsamurai> it's heshirol dialect [14:49] DMG 105 [14:49] they're 3sp a day 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> 3sp? that's fine i guess [14:50] draconic is still a language, right? 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> but would they be commoners or warriors or what [14:50] commoners, I assume 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> draconic is like a hissing language, barely verbal [14:50] they're only payed to drive and watch my stuff, not to actually guard it [14:50] but i can still speak it, right? [14:50] because it's kind of important to my character that he can speak with dragons 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> yea you can speak it 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> dragons have larynx i believe 01[14:50] <@solidsamurai> as do humans 01[14:51] <@solidsamurai> a dragons is much stronger but that's beside the point 01[14:51] <@solidsamurai> also dragons can drown apparently 01[14:51] <@solidsamurai> according to srd [14:51] also, do all the regular colors of dragon exist? [14:51] well, they breathe [14:51] so yes, it makes sense they can drown 01[14:51] <@solidsamurai> it's hard to say shini... most people do not know, you'll have to do a lot of exploring to know for sure >:D 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> fish breathe too though :P [14:52] well one of my class features makes me grow dragon scales 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> ah [14:52] yeah but fish breathe through gills [14:52] do dragons have gills? 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> not really 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> doesn't say they do so they don't [14:52] so of course they can drown 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> i might insert some aquatic dragons though depending 01[14:52] <@solidsamurai> sea monster flavor [14:53] brb looking up dragon alignments to figure out color of my scales 01[14:53] <@solidsamurai> there's good and evil dragons, no neutral according to srd [14:53] yeah but they also come in lawful and chaotic flavors [14:53] also are there dragons here? 01[14:53] <@solidsamurai> in heshirol? unknown [14:53] yes like golds are lawful [14:53] coppers are chaotic 01[14:53] <@solidsamurai> red and black are also chaotic [14:53] so the world has heard of dragons 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> yea it has [14:54] but we don't know of the existance of any 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> yep 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> they probably fled underground or whatever 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> or into cloud cities much akin to heaven [14:54] hershirol resembles a middle eastern city? 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> yep [14:54] fuck yeah middle east 01[14:54] <@solidsamurai> :D 01[14:55] <@solidsamurai> the enemy are like the mongols sorta 01[14:55] <@solidsamurai> undefeatable 01[14:55] <@solidsamurai> dun dun dun [14:55] lies, the mongols were defeated by a heart attack 01[14:55] <@solidsamurai> actually in the book i read, genghis wife killed him :P [14:55] Genghis Khan's son had a heart attack and they had to go all the way back to Mongolia to elect a new leader. 01[14:55] <@solidsamurai> rofl [14:55] they knew who was gonna take charge but they had to "vote" on it to make it official 01[14:56] <@solidsamurai> ah rite [14:56] and tradition dictates that that must be done in Mongolia 01[14:56] <@solidsamurai> genghis appointed some guys to rule over some middle eastern cities i believe [14:56] so they had to pull out of Germany immediately after they finished buttfucking the Middle East and the Slavic nations 01[14:56] <@solidsamurai> that's funny [14:56] thus Western Europe became the most powerful region in the world after they mustered up a resistance to repel the next invasion [14:56] so Asia got buttfucked for centuries while Western Europe thrived 01[14:57] <@solidsamurai> they fought russians just before they invaded some middle east 01[14:57] <@solidsamurai> ah no wonder middle east is the way it is >_< [14:57] yeah, they turned the national hair color of Russia from blonde (Russia comes the word "rus" meaning blonde) to brown. [14:57] that is also because of the british [14:57] And yes, the Middle East is a shitpile because of the mongols. 01[14:57] <@solidsamurai> ah really shini, that's interesting [14:57] They invaded and caused the collapse of the Golden Age of Islam. 01[14:57] <@solidsamurai> heh wow [14:58] It was already starting to buckle under its weight, but it likely wouldn't have gotten as bad as it is now if it hadn't been invaded. 01[14:58] <@solidsamurai> genghis was like exponential bad ass, i read 'the conqueror' series 01[14:58] <@solidsamurai> hmmm agreed [14:58] There's a very good chance at least one of us is descended from him. 01[14:58] <@solidsamurai> o yah true 01[14:58] <@solidsamurai> although im not asian :P [14:58] something like 1 in three people 01[14:58] <@solidsamurai> wow [14:58] doesn't matter, he raped everybody 01[14:59] <@solidsamurai> genghis had a lot of children eh [14:59] yeah, because he raped every woman he could. 01[14:59] <@solidsamurai> in the book he only had like two official wives... actually three [14:59] i told you, the mongrols changed the hair color of Russia from blonde to brown 01[14:59] <@solidsamurai> that's amazing [14:59] just by raping everybody [14:59] they initiated a national hair dyeing program [14:59] nah, they just fucked everything with a vagina 01[14:59] <@solidsamurai> :D [15:00] and probably a good portion of things that didn't 01[15:00] <@solidsamurai> pfft [15:00] gay buttsechs wasn't always gay back then 01[15:00] <@solidsamurai> i don't imagine so [15:00] sometimes it was just a way to humiliate the guy on the other end [15:00] hmm [15:00] do we know this hooded man/./ 01[15:00] <@solidsamurai> there was a lot of people that died just by getting drunk and falling in a pool... not enough people cared enough to save them 01[15:00] <@solidsamurai> no you don't know the hooded guy [15:00] in medieval england beer was all you could drink because the water was fucking toxic [15:01] well, ale actually [15:01] beer was probably too expensive [15:01] also are there undead in this setting? 01[15:01] <@solidsamurai> yah i remember that too 01[15:01] <@solidsamurai> hmm... yep there's undead but they're 'unclean' [15:01] unclean how so? 01[15:01] <@solidsamurai> the heshirol royalty uses them on the battlefield [15:01] like disease-ridden? 01[15:01] <@solidsamurai> unclean as in they're aren't allowed to live close to humans, it's illegal [15:01] like the undead of what, prisoners? [15:02] so they're... sentient? 01[15:02] <@solidsamurai> yah they use disease ridden undead [15:02] even the zombies and skeletons? 01[15:02] <@solidsamurai> the enemy uses disease ridden prisoners 01[15:02] <@solidsamurai> some are sentient, some aren't [15:02] how are the zombies and skeletons sentient? 01[15:02] <@solidsamurai> there's an awaken undead spell in homebrew somewhere [15:02] oh 01[15:02] <@solidsamurai> they're intelligent, but they decay [15:02] so they make some sentient, like commanders or something? [15:03] how do the undead feel about this? 01[15:03] <@solidsamurai> yah and sometimes they aren't commanders, they just live a life to suffer 01[15:03] <@solidsamurai> undead are slaves :P 01[15:03] <@solidsamurai> people generally don't like undead... they're yucky [15:03] so sometimes they awaken to serve as commanders, sometimes as a form of torture? 01[15:03] <@solidsamurai> yah shini you got it [15:03] fucking awesome 01[15:03] <@solidsamurai> they might ressurect a commander who died on the battlefield who was very powerful 01[15:04] <@solidsamurai> his intellect will serve strategy for future years, that kinda thing [15:04] so these undead are unwilling and were just slaves? [15:04] so then when awakened, they retain their personality as they had in life? 01[15:04] <@solidsamurai> yah most all of them are slaves [15:04] where do they live? the sewers? 01[15:04] <@solidsamurai> even the ones who used to be rulers have a certain aura of disrespect surrounding them [15:05] so why not use True Ressurect? [15:05] died fo old age probably 01[15:05] <@solidsamurai> true ressurect requires diamonds shini, diamonds [15:05] i would think the rulers of a nation would have a supply of diamonds [15:05] this place has no diamonds? 01[15:05] <@solidsamurai> only the living can be emperor for example [15:05] diamonds really aren't that hard to find, you know [15:05] Possibly because level 17 casters aren't precisely common in anything but the highest magic-ridden worlds, even for rulers. 01[15:05] <@solidsamurai> there's diamonds... but they're as rare as diamonds so yah 01[15:05] <@solidsamurai> also nobility favors mundane military and only uses magic sometimes [15:06] diamonds aren't that rare, i heard it's just the percieved value that makes them so damned expensive [15:06] 'as rare as diamonds', so... Common, except when people specifically stockpile them just to be asshats? 01[15:06] <@solidsamurai> yah anok [15:06] fucking dwarves [15:06] people like how they look so they jack up prices [15:06] and pretend that they're rare [15:06] Nah [15:06] it's not even that they like how they look 01[15:06] <@solidsamurai> well they are rare, unless some wizards starts creating them [15:06] would the undead want to die, so they could find peace? 01[15:06] <@solidsamurai> they gotta be mined and there's not a lot that can mine diamond 01[15:06] <@solidsamurai> yah a lot of undead would like to die [15:06] hmm [15:07] diamonds are fucking awesome [15:07] it's that the debiers company sits on a stockpile of them and pays marketers massive quantities of money to discredit anyone trying to get rid of their monopoly. [15:07] i want a sword with diamond dust on the blade IRL. does that make me insane? [15:07] would they resist if i tried to mercy kill them? [15:07] it would make a good saw or emory file i guess 01[15:07] <@solidsamurai> not really shini... diamond dust can cut through anything :D [15:07] i know, that's why i want one. :D 01[15:08] <@solidsamurai> dragonpaladin... depends how much they fear death [15:08] haven't they already died? [15:08] No, shini. You can probably get enough diamond to do that for less than five hundred dollars. [15:08] can't fear it too much, they've already done it once D: 01[15:08] <@solidsamurai> they fear being dead for a long time [15:08] so the afterlife sucks then? 01[15:08] <@solidsamurai> even though you can't really feel what it feels to be dead they still fear it 01[15:08] <@solidsamurai> a lot of them don't know about the after life [15:09] so they don't recall anything between death and rebirth? 01[15:09] <@solidsamurai> pretty much 01[15:09] <@solidsamurai> some of them might if they're wizards or whatever [15:09] sucks [15:09] there's not much magic in this world? 01[15:09] <@solidsamurai> it'd change a lot of things to be able to recall something like the after life 01[15:09] <@solidsamurai> there's magic dragon [15:09] say if want to get a sword enchanted or buy a magic item? 01[15:10] <@solidsamurai> its just that magic isn't like a way of life' [15:10] not like Faerun, but still there, amirite? 01[15:10] <@solidsamurai> yah you can seek out a wizard and get it enchanted 01[15:10] <@solidsamurai> yah still there [15:10] man, I love planescapes' way of dealing with the afterlife. "Yeah, so all those things you were told about worshipping your gods and doing what they ask you? Lies. Horrible, horrible lies. You're screwed, by the way'. [15:10] right so, blue scales or green scales, which should i pick? 01[15:10] <@solidsamurai> there's people that do practise magic [15:10] i have green 01[15:10] <@solidsamurai> green does acid damage don't it [15:11] color has no gameplay effect 01[15:11] <@solidsamurai> o really 01[15:11] <@solidsamurai> id go with green [15:11] the scales themselves give me a natural armor boost [15:11] but the color is purely vanity [15:11] for dragonborne? [15:11] no, Dragonfire Adept gets scales [15:11] scaley skin [15:11] oh, right. [15:11] or scaly [15:11] whatever 01[15:11] <@solidsamurai> scale me up some scales [15:11] or hmm... [15:11] maybe red would look better... [15:12] yeah, DFA's change the type of their breath weapon based on the equivalent of warlock blast shape invocations. 01[15:12] <@solidsamurai> red would reflect lawful evilness :D [15:12] the book says it doesn't HAVE to match my alignment... [15:12] red is chaotic evil 01[15:12] <@solidsamurai> just imo [15:12] but to me it's really just a symbol of evil in general 01[15:12] <@solidsamurai> like a red cape [15:12] blue and green are lawful evil [15:12] oops [15:12] what's chaotic good [15:12] copper? [15:12] probably 01[15:12] <@solidsamurai> yah copper, so orangish [15:13] so you'd have shiny copper scales then 01[15:13] <@solidsamurai> apparently bronze has a green tinge... i didn't know that [15:13] yeah, that's a weird thing about bronze [15:13] i've always seen it portrayed as brown [15:13] but it rusts green i think 01[15:13] <@solidsamurai> but a bronze medal is orange 01[15:13] <@solidsamurai> o it rusts green like copper [15:13] oxydized bronze is green, but you can fix that. [15:14] so there's this new movie called The Men Who Stare At Goats 01[15:14] <@solidsamurai> the bronze dragon in the image had a greenish tinge... dragons rust?!?! [15:14] and it's based on a true story 01[15:14] <@solidsamurai> what's it about [15:14] it's about a secret US government program to use psychic warfare [15:14] well, it'd explain why there aren't any steel dragons. 01[15:14] <@solidsamurai> hehe [15:14] one of the excercises was to stare at a goat to make its heart stop with your mind 01[15:14] <@solidsamurai> unless you get into mechanoid fluff 01[15:15] <@solidsamurai> lol shini [15:15] and the weird part is it actually worked 01[15:15] <@solidsamurai> o rly [15:15] yeah, one guy managed to kill a goat with his mind [15:15] psychic shit is fucking weird 01[15:15] <@solidsamurai> wow psychic warfare would revolutionize everything 01[15:15] <@solidsamurai> it could be that he just scared the goat to death though [15:15] yeah, if only we could figure it out [15:15] no, they were in different rooms IIRC 01[15:15] <@solidsamurai> i mean goats with fear is instinctual and animals have died of being too afraid [15:15] he was using a monitor or something 01[15:16] <@solidsamurai> also depends how long he stared at it for [15:16] so what kind of enchantment works against Undead? [15:17] I need to stock up on specialized bolts 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> protection against evil prolly shini 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> since undead are 'evil' traditionally [15:17] no, i mean for enhanced weapon damage [15:17] mm 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> but in this case evil is just negative energy which also creates undead so makes sense [15:17] the healer could [15:17] heal the undead [15:17] anything not mind affecting, which technically includes non-phantasmic illusions, like figments. 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> yah you can heal the undead by inflicting wounds 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> cause wounds is a cleric spell [15:17] so myrra would just go heal the undead 01[15:17] <@solidsamurai> cure wounds is also a cleric spell 01[15:18] <@solidsamurai> cure wounds hurts undead [15:18] nonono, i mean an enchantment on a weapon specialized for destroying undead [15:18] yes, I could just go heal the undead. [15:18] like how cold iron is specialized for use against fey 01[15:18] <@solidsamurai> you could probably enchant a weapon to heal shini [15:18] go look through the list on dandwiki [15:18] Uh. 01[15:18] <@solidsamurai> just tell a wizard to have it done :D [15:18] Undead Bane [15:18] there's probably an enchantment [15:18] If you're looking for a specific enemy [15:18] bane [15:18] is ALWAYS [15:18] the best choice [15:18] well, that'll work then [15:18] isn't that like [15:18] +4 [15:18] or something hihg 01[15:19] <@solidsamurai> +4 is pretty darn good for 5th level [15:19] it's probably expensive, though... 01[15:19] <@solidsamurai> probably like 50,000 gold you'd have to pool [15:19] i think it costs the equivalent of a +1 or 2, but gives +2 to hit/damage and +2d6 damage against only enemies of tha ttype. [15:19] otherwise it doesn't do anything. 01[15:19] <@solidsamurai> yea it's pretty nice, go bane id say [15:19] equivalent of +1 is shit on an arrow [15:19] since that's 2000g for 10 bolts 01[15:19] <@solidsamurai> arrows cost a lot less though [15:19] hmm [15:19] i thinkg you put the +1 on the bow... [15:19] +1 is +2000g 01[15:19] <@solidsamurai> 2000g? i thought it was 200 gold [15:19] and any ammunition it fires has the [15:20] nah [15:20] screw that, enchant the bow with the +'s, then use arrows to change the effect of the ammunition [15:20] +1 [15:20] +1 is 2000g [15:20] and +2 is 8000g [15:20] +1 is 2000g on a weapon [15:20] yes [15:20] enchant your bow, fire normal ammo [15:20] hmm [15:20] good idea [15:20] except [15:20] a +5 bow with +treated arrows of your choice (cold iron, silver, etc) [15:20] what enemy do i specialize it for? [15:20] humans? [15:20] would that be humanoid? [15:20] decisions, apparently. 01[15:20] <@solidsamurai> eh doesn't matter 01[15:20] <@solidsamurai> humans are humanoid [15:20] +1 decision bane longbow [15:20] i was asking because dragonpaladin recommended i stock up on a variety of ammo 01[15:20] <@solidsamurai> so are orcs and dwarves 01[15:21] <@solidsamurai> and elves... though i thought they were fey [15:21] oh you can do humanoid bane? you don't have to pick a race? [15:21] nah, fey or too OP for the PHB [15:21] read the bane description 01[15:21] <@solidsamurai> no i think you need to pick a race [15:21] what does it say [15:21] Same restrictions as ranger favored enemy. [15:21] dunno, not sure what page it's on 01[15:21] <@solidsamurai> i could be wrong though [15:21] Humanoid (subtype), Outsider (subtype), others not. [15:21] use the dandwiki [15:21] http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Bane_%28Weapon_Enhancement%29 [15:22] you have to designate which humanoid [15:22] yeah, figures [15:22] so humans are the most common race, right? 01[15:22] <@solidsamurai> eh... yea humans are most common 01[15:22] <@solidsamurai> in the middle east... erm, heshirol yea 01[15:22] <@solidsamurai> and west of heshirol [15:23] then i'll enchant my crossbow for human bane 01[15:23] <@solidsamurai> cool [15:24] damn, Bane really is awesome [15:24] +2 enhancement and +2d6 damage [15:24] only against types that you select 01[15:24] <@solidsamurai> :) [15:24] so against humans [15:24] like i said. Note that your weapon has to be +1 *before* the bane, though. [15:25] masterwork [15:25] i think it can be masterwork 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> yah +1 is like the standard enhancement for everything 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> it automatically becomes masterwork if its +! 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> +1 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> masterwork and magical +1 don't stack [15:25] no [15:25] more accurately, only masterwork items can be made magical. [15:25] but masterwork is much cheaper [15:25] yes 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> yah it is 01[15:25] <@solidsamurai> although +1 magic adds +1 to damage too [15:26] yea [15:26] masterwork only adds +1 to attack rolls [15:26] so enchnat your bow and add that [15:26] it'll be like 4k total [15:26] "A magic weapon must have at least a +1 enhancement bonus to have any of the abilities listed on Table: Melee Weapon Special Abilities or Table: Ranged Weapon Special Abilities. " [15:26] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/creatingMagicItems.htm#creatingMagicWeapons [15:27] so how much is a ring of shield? [15:27] hmm also shini [15:27] your AC is not 4 01[15:27] <@solidsamurai> crystal keep has a pdf file of magic items [15:27] yeah i know [15:27] just saying [15:28] page hasn't been updated at all [15:28] it's much different now [15:28] i just haven't saved [15:28] save it [15:28] been working on it off-and-on all day [15:28] so you don't lose your work lol 01[15:28] <@solidsamurai> better write that shit down :) [15:28] just click on it nwo 01[15:28] <@solidsamurai> write it on paper if you aren't saving [15:28] it's still not done, but if you refresh it's up-to-date 01[15:28] <@solidsamurai> sometimes mydndgame is jerky 01[15:29] <@solidsamurai> sometimes it doesn't save, so id be careful [15:29] or not [15:29] fuck 01[15:29] <@solidsamurai> o.0 [15:29] hmm [15:29] did you hit save? 01[15:29] <@solidsamurai> what happened [15:29] i hit save [15:29] but it didn't save 01[15:29] <@solidsamurai> told you to write it down dude lol [15:29] and now i have to do it all again ._. 01[15:30] <@solidsamurai> yah ultra lame [15:30] why would i write it down if i had it saved? 01[15:30] <@solidsamurai> i don't know i was just going to say that mydndgame can be a bitch at times [15:30] 'yeah, i ended up rewriting my entire character's background/personality twice because of that :P 01[15:30] <@solidsamurai> holy shit anoik 01[15:30] <@solidsamurai> ive done that too 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> im very weary now [15:31] so how much is a ring of shield? 2000g? 03[15:31] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> check crystal keep... its got a list of magic items [15:31] Yo 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> probably ring of shields 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> sup pornogo [15:31] wary or weary? Wary is a synonym of paranoid, weary is a synonym of tired. [15:31] no, it's a custom weapon [15:31] lol 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> wary 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> lolz [15:31] err, item [15:31] what's a custom weapon [15:31] not weapon [15:31] item [15:31] whateever [15:31] ring of shield 01[15:31] <@solidsamurai> custom weapon? [15:31] Oh [15:31] a ring that continually casts shield [15:32] Limited uses? [15:32] no [15:32] continually casts [15:32] kk [15:32] for +4 AC [15:32] shield is a level 1 spell [15:32] I'm gonna update my page with new stats, background and the 13000 GP thing 01[15:32] <@solidsamurai> and mm immunity [15:32] brb 01[15:32] <@solidsamurai> id go for that [15:32] DMG guide says spell level * caster level * 2000 01[15:32] <@solidsamurai> yah so 2000gp [15:32] it's a 1st level spell, you can get a caster at level 1 to do it *2000 = 2000 [15:33] so it's just 2000g then 01[15:33] <@solidsamurai> a ring is a wondrous item, so a caster needs 'craft wondrous item'... they can make quick money that 01[15:33] <@solidsamurai> that way* 01[15:33] <@solidsamurai> yep [15:33] i think caster level only counts when it's important to the spell effect 01[15:33] <@solidsamurai> yah and also creating magic items [15:33] LAUNDRY BRB [15:33] uh, which implies the 'craft ring' feat is useless? Or am I reading something wrong here. 01[15:33] <@solidsamurai> or wait just spell level [15:33] well like a 5th level spell requires a certain caster level [15:34] anoiktos: probably require that too if you wanted to MAKE said ring 01[15:34] <@solidsamurai> i could be wrong anoik [15:34] does the caster level on the table count for caster level of spell or level of the person enchanting the object? 01[15:34] <@solidsamurai> no you can make said ring with 'craft: metalworking' [15:34] it doesn't really matter 01[15:34] <@solidsamurai> but it'd just be a mundane ring 01[15:34] <@solidsamurai> forge ring is a feat apparently [15:34] you just find a level 1 wizard in the second case [15:34] To make the ring, you need forge ring. [15:34] It says so on the SRD. 01[15:35] <@solidsamurai> also the wizard in question needs to purchase the ring and then enchant it [15:35] Or rather to enchant it. [15:35] I guess making it is optional in that case [15:35] spell level: level of spell. caster level: level of caster. Shield's level modifier is duration, so as a level 1 spell cast by a level 1 caster with a permanent use item, the formula indicates 2000 gold. As noted, however, this does seem a bit low for the overall utility of the item. 01[15:35] <@solidsamurai> yea anoik 01[15:35] <@solidsamurai> but if that's the ruling then I'll roll with it [15:35] alright just wanted to make sure i calculated the cost right [15:36] on the plus side, it's 4 AC. On the minus side, it takes up a ring slot and doesn't give as much AC as a heavy shield with a modifier greater than 2. [15:36] yeah but i can't use a real shield and i can't afford much in the way of rings, so it's great for me 01[15:36] <@solidsamurai> also a tower shield offers cover, which can arguably be good against magic missile 01[15:36] <@solidsamurai> like say if the caster had line of sight to the target [15:36] yeah, but the shield spell negates magic missile 01[15:36] <@solidsamurai> because its total cover 01[15:36] <@solidsamurai> yah shield negates mm [15:37] brb [15:37] cooking bagle bites 01[15:37] <@solidsamurai> lol bagle bite [15:37] Bagel. 01[15:37] <@solidsamurai> i had blueberry bagels for lunch [15:37] i have a tower shield [15:37] it is animated 01[15:37] <@solidsamurai> animated ooo [15:37] so i still have my hands free 01[15:37] <@solidsamurai> so like permanent total cover? wait you can't see then [15:37] the command word is 'oh shit' [15:37] no [15:37] I have .. uh, robes. And sandals. Also a strainer, and a rope belt. 01[15:37] <@solidsamurai> ah good, not gamebreakign :D [15:38] i can use it for total cover as a standard action [15:38] i can't attack 01[15:38] <@solidsamurai> also you can't have total cover if a guy is flanking unless you are cowering, etc. [15:38] but i can't be hit, unless spells target the shield etc. [15:38] yea [15:38] hmm [15:38] if i put my shield at my back 01[15:38] <@solidsamurai> spells could also melt the shield [15:38] kk back 01[15:38] <@solidsamurai> you have total cover to the guy flanking you! brilliant! lol jk [15:38] well [15:38] could i not get flanked? 01[15:38] <@solidsamurai> its like uncanny dodge 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> no you'd still get flanked im joking 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> because then uncanny dodge becomes useless [15:39] barbs can't use tower shields [15:39] neither can rogues 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> yah and that too [15:39] 02Barbs can use them trained right 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> a rogue could easily take proficiency with it though [15:39] 02I like me tower shields 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> and barb too [15:39] 02^^ 01[15:39] <@solidsamurai> i was trying to homebrew a feat where you could bash with a tower shield [15:40] 02Shini', we're watching Surrogates on the 17th, but there's a chance it won't still be playing then. [15:40] 02anyways [15:40] hmm shield spell negates mm? [15:40] is that in the text? 01[15:40] <@solidsamurai> yah it is [15:40] cool [15:40] 02TShield bash would be an awesome feat [15:41] also pronogo, just take a point from into and put it into chr [15:41] 02from into [15:41] INT* [15:41] 02oh INT [15:41] 02kk 01[15:41] <@solidsamurai> if you get shield bash and two weapon fighting you can fight with both your shield and main hand in same round 01[15:41] <@solidsamurai> really powerful if worked right [15:41] 02Yeah that would be me 01[15:41] <@solidsamurai> say if you had like fiery burst on your main weapon or shield [15:41] 02lol [15:42] 02Greataxe in one hand [15:42] 02Tshield in the other [15:42] 02not that greataxes are one-handed weapons [15:42] 02but whatever [15:42] 02Someone needs to make a hand-and-a-half axe 01[15:42] <@solidsamurai> if you get powerful build and monkey grip then they are [15:42] 02like a bastard sword 01[15:42] <@solidsamurai> bitch axe? [15:42] +++Out Of Cheese Error: Redo From Start+++ [15:42] 02lol 01[15:42] <@solidsamurai> lol [15:42] 02cheese [15:42] 02I love cheese [15:42] 02CHEESE [15:42] also yea putting that point of wis into dex [15:42] would net you one more armor 01[15:43] <@solidsamurai> yah i suggest you do that pron [15:43] 02Shini knows what I'm talking about when I say cheese [15:43] 02UGH FINE 01[15:43] <@solidsamurai> :D [15:43] 02When can I get Monkey Grip [15:43] 02what are the prerequisits 01[15:43] <@solidsamurai> no idea, google it [15:44] 02lol [15:44] kong has the enlarge person spel [15:44] you could use that for now 01[15:44] <@solidsamurai> oo nice 01[15:44] <@solidsamurai> then im gonna have to create a bunch of tight corners 01[15:44] <@solidsamurai> pronogo would need to have skill focus: escape artist and more [15:45] 02LOL WHAT [15:45] 02HALFING BARB [15:45] 02LOLOLOLOL 01[15:45] <@solidsamurai> i like elf barb [15:45] 02ELF BARB [15:45] you know i have a level of barb [15:45] we're like brothers [15:45] 02LOLOLOLOL [15:45] not really [15:45] 02lol [15:45] actually not at all [15:45] 02no not really [15:45] 02xD [15:45] BACK [15:45] 02Yo [15:45] 02Okay [15:45] 02It's in Complete Warrior [15:45] 02which I happen to own [15:45] 02brb [15:46] if you guys didn't know this 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> i like tob myself [15:46] you can usually find a copy of all the dnd books someone online [15:46] i was going to use warblade from tob 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> yep knew it dragon [15:46] but i thought manuvers might be a little difficult to manage 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> i got a pdf folder for dnd stuff 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> eh not really 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> maneuvers are easy... making a new maneuver is like making a spell 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> but less costly [15:46] 02Back 01[15:46] <@solidsamurai> and takes less time too [15:47] 02I found every book except Complete Warrior in less than thirty seconds 01[15:47] <@solidsamurai> only maneuvers don't usually allow you to say, blow up a planet [15:47] 02took me another thirty to find CW [15:47] is most of the campaign [15:47] going to take place in cities [15:47] and overland? 01[15:48] <@solidsamurai> yep overland, in cities and that sorta thing [15:48] yes [15:48] 02There's a Shield Slam feat right here [15:48] i love cities [15:48] lots of buildings to jump from [15:48] 02but it isn't Tower Shield [15:48] so my wings will be good then? 01[15:48] <@solidsamurai> and catacombs too dragon 01[15:48] <@solidsamurai> i was gonna mention that undead were kept in lots like cattle [15:48] hmm i am not so happy at catacombs [15:48] i get an invocation for wings next level. :D 01[15:48] <@solidsamurai> there's also catacombs for undead [15:48] likely i can cast turn undead [15:48] luckily* [15:48] but since i'm not an actual cleric i suck major balls at it [15:49] actually i don't even think i can turn a 1HD undead [15:49] shitty charisma, right? [15:49] 1 level in cleric [15:49] I can't turn undead. [15:49] doesn't help your turning undead chances [15:49] 02OMG [15:49] 02OMG [15:49] 02OMG [15:49] 02OMG [15:49] I can make them better, though. [15:49] well shit anoiktos [15:49] 02Monkey Grip [15:49] let's just hope they like us [15:49] 02Base Attack Bonus + 1 [15:49] they might [15:49] what with teh sentience and all [15:49] 02shit 01[15:49] <@solidsamurai> wow yeah monkey grip kicks ass [15:49] because i'm not going to like i probably will try to mercy kill them all [15:49] 02-2 penalty on attack rolls 01[15:49] <@solidsamurai> for noobs *cough* [15:49] cure serious wounds goes a long way to fixing the undead. [15:49] 02lol [15:50] yes pronogo, you can use a weapon 1 size larger [15:50] you mean to killing the undead [15:50] 02I'm not using this yet [15:50] fixing [15:50] I will fix the disease. [15:50] cure spells break stuff made of negative energy [15:50] we will call it fixing [15:50] oh 01[15:50] <@solidsamurai> combine with powerful build, and its like use it one hand i think [15:50] 02at level 6 I gain another feat point [15:50] okay then [15:50] i too shall 'fix' the undead [15:50] with my sword [15:50] but what if i want to convince them to join us? D: [15:50] hey [15:50] how can you convince them....if they have been fixed D: 01[15:50] <@solidsamurai> you can try convincing undead to join sure [15:50] if they want to be all nice and make their affliction not debilitating [15:50] what am i going to use my Beguiling Influence for if not to convince the downtrodden that a life of crime is for the better? [15:50] then i'm totally for that [15:50] 02so I'll either get it then or I'll get Calvalry Charger at level 6 [15:51] do you ride a horse? [15:51] 02Yes [15:51] 02I have like 6 ranks in ride [15:51] are you a mounted barbarian? [15:51] 02lol [15:51] Damn, so I'm gonna be all alone in my carriage? D: [15:51] 02lol [15:51] you know [15:51] you could not get a carriage and ride on my horse [15:51] it'll be the same speed [15:51] 02when I ding I'll get more ranks in Ride 01[15:51] <@solidsamurai> he needs his carriage to carry his shit and he needs his teamsters (not slaves) to drive it [15:51] 02which will give me more combat prowess on ride 01[15:51] <@solidsamurai> that's what I remember [15:51] 02lol [15:51] 02teamsters [15:52] 02Such a liar Shini'. [15:52] alright pronogo but don't sink too much into ride [15:52] 02I won't [15:52] and mounted combat unless your mount is good [15:52] 02I'm increasing it by 2 next level [15:52] i'm not putting points into ride, a carriage will do just fine [15:52] cause it's pretty easy to shoot the mount as comparde to its rider 01[15:52] <@solidsamurai> what skill actually involves piloting a horse in a carriage 01[15:52] <@solidsamurai> is it ride? [15:52] I dunno. 01[15:52] <@solidsamurai> the same could be used for driving a car :P [15:52] But it's unimportant, because I'm paying people for that. 01[15:52] <@solidsamurai> yah true but still [15:52] That's why you ask me to train the mount to ride correctly in combat. [15:52] 02SS mentioned I should get Skill Focus in something [15:52] perform something maybe [15:53] 02Escape Artis 01[15:53] <@solidsamurai> they have rules for vehicles in d&d but its just overland travel... kinda stupid that they didn't detail things like making checks for carriages [15:53] 02Escape Artist* 03[15:53] * DetectiveDrept (~chatzilla@cpe-75-185-127-235.insight.res.rr.com) has joined #warboards [15:53] 02so there we were [15:53] I don't think the checks for carriages are all that important. [15:53] WHO DAT [15:53] 02balls deep in alligator pussy [15:53] meeeeee [15:53] you are not 01[15:53] <@solidsamurai> yah just cause if somebody is gonna be enlarging you to use a great axe in one hand, then im gonna be creating lots of tight corners [15:53] 02lol 01[15:53] <@solidsamurai> and alligator pussy 01[15:53] <@solidsamurai> .... yah 03[15:54] * DetectiveDrept (~chatzilla@cpe-75-185-127-235.insight.res.rr.com) has left #warboards [15:54] Pronogo's holding the alligator down tonight, right? [15:54] 02My dad's friend made it up [15:54] 02Shini, I'll hold it and you can jump in. [15:54] no need man, he already left [15:54] 02I'll need to tie your ass to a tree if you want to come up. [15:54] you gator-fucking weirdo [15:54] 02lol [15:54] 02"If it's not furry, scaly or in a suit, it's not my style!" [15:54] http://vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=29 [15:55] 02LOL [15:55] 02awesome [15:55] 02that thing is ten? [15:55] didn't i already show you that one? [15:55] 02no [15:55] then you must have ignored the link [15:55] because i know i sent it to you [15:55] 02what link [15:56] 02in my profile? [15:56] what [15:56] wait [15:56] 02I never click those [15:56] 02lol [15:56] 02I just clicked that link [15:56] 02GODDAMNIT SHINI [15:56] 02I JUST HAD THE SUDDEN URGE TO GOOGLE BULBASAUR HENTAI [15:56] 02YOU SICK FUCK 01[15:56] <@solidsamurai> wow [15:56] 02S:GMdsKLVGMKLNGlksNGLKFNGLKNSRGH [15:56] hmmm 01[15:56] <@solidsamurai> wow im already getting images [15:56] well bulbasaur is probably scaley [15:56] 02that was supposed to come out in a thought bubble [15:57] so what are you complaining about? [15:57] 02lol [15:57] YOU FUCKING GOOGLED IT ALREADY? [15:57] 02BUT IT'S POKEMON [15:57] 02NdLVNLDSNV ldsnv lSDV LD vldS VlDNGFVDLN Vld vDedfvnLN LESNVGF [15:57] 02lol [15:57] 02you know what [15:57] 02fuck it [15:57] 02brb [15:57] OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS [15:57] wait [15:57] dragon [15:57] no [15:57] if your friend is a domovoi [15:57] 02http://pokemonsux.com/jessie6.jpg [15:57] oh yes? [15:57] 02first result [15:57] 02lol [15:57] does that mean he's gonna smother us in our sleep if we curse? [15:58] DO NOT WANT, YOU SICK FUCK [15:58] 02LOL [15:58] umm [15:58] if you don't clean up your tents [15:58] he will [15:58] the wikipedia article says domovoi don't like swear words [15:58] 02I bet everyone else clicked that link [15:58] also if you don't leave firewood for him to eat [15:58] oh maybe then [15:58] maybe.. [15:58] also before we leave [15:58] i have to say something like [15:58] wait, so when the fuck DOES he sleep? [15:58] 'grandfather dobrovot, pelase come with us' [15:58] i...i...don't know [15:58] what tents? [15:58] 02lol [15:58] 02I'm lost. [15:58] yeah, i'm not sleeping in a tent. [15:58] well [15:58] that's why i bought a carriage [15:58] i'm too fancy for a tent [15:59] he's technically my domonvoi [15:59] 02I sleep on the smallest party member [15:59] too good for the ground [15:59] cause we came from the same castle [15:59] so i'm putting up a tent for him to clean up [15:59] i can't afford tents, and I'm used to sleeping on the ground. 01[15:59] <@solidsamurai> a carriage to store all your sex slaves in? 01[15:59] <@solidsamurai> you can have sex slaves, but they're useless for everything else :D [15:59] they only hold 4 people, so no 01[15:59] <@solidsamurai> also in the poorer areas, there's diseases and yah [15:59] hmm pronogo [15:59] i wouldn't not suggest picking up the domonvoi [15:59] 02lol [15:59] would not* [15:59] 02is he magical [15:59] he is very very magical [16:00] he'll smother you in your sleep [16:00] also that [16:00] 02will he get the chance to magic me before I strangle him? [16:00] so stay ten feet away at all times [16:00] yes [16:00] yes he wil [16:00] 02NUH UH [16:00] 02*rolls* [16:00] because he will just sap your intelligence [16:00] 02I GOT A 2[0] [16:00] brb [16:00] and then you fall unconscious [16:00] 02lol [16:00] and then he smothers you when you're unconscious [16:00] 02What are you all doing at this point [16:00] 02lol 01[16:00] <@solidsamurai> strangling means you gotta grapple first :d 01[16:00] <@solidsamurai> :D [16:00] 02I have like 27 grapple 01[16:00] <@solidsamurai> +27 grapple... hm, figures [16:01] he's good at escaping [16:01] 0211 [16:01] 02whatever [16:01] because his race gets a bonus [16:01] 02That's +11 to all grapple checks [16:01] to escape artist [16:01] 02so if I get 9 or more [16:01] 02I autowin [16:01] 02right [16:01] 02lol [16:01] 02jk 01[16:01] <@solidsamurai> nah orcs i don't imagine would make great escape artists 01[16:01] <@solidsamurai> they're meat heads [16:01] 02lol [16:01] 02orc rogues are smart rogues [16:01] 02well [16:01] 02stealthy rogues [16:01] 02but whatever 01[16:01] <@solidsamurai> :) [16:01] he has a 11 in escape artist [16:01] 02I do? [16:01] so it comes down to who rolls better [16:01] 02or he does 01[16:01] <@solidsamurai> rogues need int, so yah smart rogues too [16:01] he does [16:01] 02oh [16:01] 02okayt [16:01] 02okay* [16:02] 02so [16:02] 02meh [16:02] 02that's easy [16:02] 02luck always favors me [16:02] well let's hope so [16:02] 02SO [16:02] 02after I grapple him [16:02] 02what do I have to do to strangle him [16:02] 02strength check [16:02] 02or something 01[16:02] <@solidsamurai> make an unarmed attack [16:03] 02I shouldn't really have to bother with that 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> to cut off his oxygen, that sorta thing [16:03] 02I meant [16:03] 02mean* 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> then he begins suffocating [16:03] 02he's like [16:03] 022 str 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> and eventually dies if he doesn't break away from you [16:03] 02I'm like [16:03] 029999 str [16:03] 02so [16:03] 02yeah [16:03] 02after he falls unconcious I'd just snap his neck like a chicken [16:03] 02^^ 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> well if you're talking about a strength check to snap his neck, there's no rules for that [16:03] hmm [16:03] i don't think i'd let you do that 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> you'd just be making unarmed strikes [16:03] he is after all, my domovoi... [16:03] 02then we can raid his house and steal everything [16:03] 02wait what 01[16:03] <@solidsamurai> or you'd be making unarmed attacks to do lethal damage [16:04] 02so he doesn't have a crapload of magical artifacts [16:04] 02and other shit we can steal then use or sell [16:04] he's a housekeeper, we came from the same castle [16:04] back [16:04] he doesn't have that much [16:04] 02FUCK [16:04] 02that's out then [16:04] 02I thought he was mystical/magical-ish [16:04] 02-.- [16:04] 02I don't read other people's bios [16:04] he's a pretty powerful sorceror [16:04] 02peoples'* 01[16:04] <@solidsamurai> doesn't mean he carries magical items like a leprechaun [16:04] 02LEPRECHAUNS [16:04] he is magical [16:04] he's a fey and he's magical [16:04] 02I want to catch that [16:04] 02lol 01[16:04] <@solidsamurai> have fun grappling a leprechaun btw, they're slippery bastards [16:04] 02one of those* [16:05] 02Yeah [16:05] 02 Iknow [16:05] but it's not like he uh....has lots of loot lying around [16:05] 02I remember [16:05] 02an elf [16:05] 02was like [16:05] 02IMA GET YOU LEPPY [16:05] ooo, leprechauns... 01[16:05] <@solidsamurai> that's why they give you like 10,000 gp pot of gold if you catch them' [16:05] 02and grabbed him [16:05] 02but it turned out he grabbed a mushroom [16:05] 02or something [16:05] hmm solid what if i sliced off his legs and then caught him [16:05] do the rules still apply? [16:05] is shooting him in the thigh with a cold-iron arrow a valid means of hunting a leprechaun? [16:05] 02then he'd probably be pissed 01[16:05] <@solidsamurai> he's got a high AC :P [16:05] i've got a +2 DEX mod. [16:05] 02yeah because of like 888 dex [16:05] 02lol 01[16:05] <@solidsamurai> slicing off his legs gives him a movement penalty [16:05] 02LOL [16:05] 02*JUST* a movement penalty 01[16:06] <@solidsamurai> so he'd still slip away from you but you'd be ablet o catch up to him >_> 01[16:06] <@solidsamurai> lol [16:06] even if it's both legs? [16:06] i move pretty fast [16:06] let me tell you 01[16:06] <@solidsamurai> nah he'd crawl without legs [16:06] 02lol [16:06] and what if I use my draconic wings to fly after him? [16:06] that is one of my specialties [16:06] 02his illusions would help [16:06] i move very very fast 01[16:06] <@solidsamurai> they're friggen monkeys those leprachauns, they can walk on their hands [16:06] i'd love to see him catch me when I'm flying [16:06] 02you'd appear to be flying into a wall [16:06] or rather [16:06] not get caught by me [16:06] that's what i meant [16:06] 02Yeah [16:06] 02Yeah [16:06] 02somethig like that [16:06] hey prongo [16:06] 02brb batman [16:06] 02what [16:06] go buy a mithral breastplate [16:06] so you can get 40ft. of movement speed instead of 30 [16:06] hahaha, mithral... [16:06] 02KFVMsdlkserNVG [16:06] 02MY GOLD [16:07] 02MY GOLD IS MINE [16:07] 02MEIN [16:07] 02MEIN 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> mithral is awesome [16:07] 02NEIN [16:07] 02mithril [16:07] yea ok, just use it then 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> greedy orc much? [16:07] 02dum bass [16:07] 02lol [16:07] damn, mithral is only good for armor? 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> with an enchancement bonus to, you can make it like full plate [16:07] 02lol [16:07] they're both alternative spellings 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> also mithral full plate is medium armor [16:07] oh wiat, nevermind [16:07] 02MITHRIL [16:07] yea he needs light armor for fast movement [16:07] 02lol [16:07] so mithril breastplate [16:07] barbarians have to move fast 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> no you can fast move in medium dude [16:07] really? 01[16:07] <@solidsamurai> unless im wrong [16:07] let me check [16:07] that's what makes them different from warriors [16:08] or fighters [16:08] whatever 01[16:08] <@solidsamurai> im checking [16:08] 02I'll just rage if I need to move fast [16:08] you are correct [16:08] medium impedes movement on horses [16:08] my apologies [16:08] but not people? [16:08] mithril full plate is like...4000 i think 01[16:08] <@solidsamurai> medium impedes movement on people 01[16:08] <@solidsamurai> -10ft. 01[16:08] <@solidsamurai> heavy prevents running 01[16:08] <@solidsamurai> can only run x3 instead of x4 in heavy [16:08] 02Wait [16:08] running is x4? [16:08] cool [16:09] 02What about full playe [16:09] 02plate* 01[16:09] <@solidsamurai> hustling is x2, running is x4 [16:09] 02what are the bonuses to that [16:09] 02hustling is like jogging 01[16:09] <@solidsamurai> also your flatfooted if you run [16:09] 02or something [16:09] touch AC = normal AC - armor, right? [16:09] yes 01[16:09] <@solidsamurai> full palte you can hustle in but you have -10 movement [16:09] and flatfoot is normal AC - DEX and dodge, right? [16:09] 02FF is normal AC - dex [16:09] 02yeah [16:09] 02dex mod 01[16:09] <@solidsamurai> also barb has fast movement in medium armor [16:09] just checking [16:09] mithral full plate = medium armor [16:09] 02and dodge if applicable 01[16:09] <@solidsamurai> note that hide armor is medium armor [16:09] so you can move at 40ft a second and run 01[16:10] <@solidsamurai> why would a barb wear it if it took away fast movement? 01[16:10] <@solidsamurai> in mithral fullplate you still have -10 movement 01[16:10] <@solidsamurai> so with fast movement your move becomes 30ft. [16:10] Shield doesn't apply to regular touch, does it? [16:10] but doesn't it cound as medium? 01[16:10] <@solidsamurai> but you can run x4 [16:10] Only incorporeal touch? [16:10] 02What are you from, canada [16:10] shield bonus, no 01[16:10] <@solidsamurai> im from canada :P [16:10] 02lol [16:10] 02I meant DP [16:10] no [16:10] 02he spells everything wrong [16:10] 02-.- [16:11] i gave an alternative spelling to mithril 01[16:11] <@solidsamurai> the unamerican way?!?! [16:11] sue me [16:11] mithril looks right to me 01[16:11] <@solidsamurai> o mithral is pronounced mithril in lotr [16:11] mithral looks strange, actually 01[16:11] <@solidsamurai> or spelt that way 01[16:11] <@solidsamurai> pronounced mee-thrall [16:11] but it's what they use in DMG 01[16:11] <@solidsamurai> i pronounce it mi-thral [16:11] d20 SRD spells it mithral [16:11] that's how i do it too [16:12] but tolkien made it up so i guess he knows best [16:12] 02DP, you spelt "count" as "cound" [16:12] 02-.- [16:12] well they're very close phonetically [16:12] a d is just a voiced t 01[16:12] <@solidsamurai> tolkien said that mithril is ultra rare and is essentially true silver 01[16:12] <@solidsamurai> true silver and mithral are not the same thing in srd [16:12] yeah i know 01[16:12] <@solidsamurai> true silver is mithril in lotr [16:12] most fantasy settings use their own take on both [16:12] that's not mispelling that's a typo [16:12] note how the keys are close together 01[16:13] <@solidsamurai> lol [16:13] not very? [16:13] enough if you make a mistake [16:13] maybe if you'd said "COUNF" it would be understandle [16:13] understandable [16:13] 02lol [16:13] yea d is nowhere near b shini [16:13] see how easy it is? [16:13] 02... [16:13] 02what [16:13] that was me ending a word early [16:13] not replacing a letter [16:13] 02he forgot the ab [16:13] 02lol [16:13] lol [16:14] 02silly goose [16:14] 02FOOD [16:14] 02brb [16:14] yea i guess you could forget two letters in a word too [16:14] my brain works in odd ways and i often say something different than what i meant to fire [16:14] also samurai, you said mithral full plate would take away fast movement? [16:14] but isn't it medium armor? 01[16:14] <@solidsamurai> no it wouldn;'t 01[16:14] <@solidsamurai> it doesn't take away fast movement but there's a movement penalty for wearing medium armor [16:14] oh yes 01[16:14] <@solidsamurai> heh [16:14] Medium mithral is like light armor [16:14] yes [16:14] 02feats take away this? 01[16:15] <@solidsamurai> it is light armor [16:15] and heavy mithral is like medium armor [16:15] 10now in color 01[16:15] <@solidsamurai> i think armored mobility takes away movement penalties... could be wrong though [16:15] i don't think there is a feat to increase your movement speed 01[16:15] <@solidsamurai> not quite sure what it does [16:15] 03now in a less gay color 01[16:15] <@solidsamurai> how'd you get colored text? [16:15] 02LOL [16:15] 02next to font at the bottom 01[16:15] <@solidsamurai> dragon, there's a trait called 'swift' [16:15] 03well in the browser client built into WarBoards it's next to the text entry box [16:15] 02lol [16:16] 03dunno what you're using, though [16:16] 02Hrm [16:16] 02brb [16:16] 03PRONOGO DO YOU HAVE GAMETABLE YET [16:16] dfd [16:17] hmm we seem to have issues connecting [16:17] this might prove to be a serious problem 01[16:17] <@solidsamurai> i don't know which text to chang ein colors to get colored text, what's it called? :P [16:17] 03WAT [16:17] 03Wikipedia says there are other programs like gametable [16:17] 02What is gametable [16:18] 03http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_tabletop [16:18] 03GAMETABLE IS A PROGRAM [16:18] 03FOR YOUR COMPUTER 01[16:18] <@solidsamurai> send him the link to install shini [16:18] 03AND PUT POGS ON THE MAPS [16:18] 03AND THEN YOU WIN [16:18] 03http://sourceforge.net/projects/gametable/files/Gametable%202.0/Gametable%202.0.RC7/Gametable%202.0.RC7.zip/download 01[16:18] <@solidsamurai> *winks* 01[16:18] <@solidsamurai> i hate percent in url' [16:18] 03damn it i still need to refinish my character 01[16:19] <@solidsamurai> usually makes me think its faulty [16:19] 03you can just double-click it... [16:19] 03i think 01[16:19] <@solidsamurai> yah works [16:19] 03depends on your client, i guess 01[16:19] <@solidsamurai> java client? 01[16:19] <@solidsamurai> erm i mean mirc [16:19] how big is this band of bugbears and halforcs [16:19] 300? 01[16:19] <@solidsamurai> you don't know dragon 01[16:20] <@solidsamurai> 300 threatening an entire empire? [16:20] 03HOW MANY DO THERE APPEAR TO BE? [16:20] err 01[16:20] <@solidsamurai> o wait no it's like 8 [16:20] i assume they've marched into the marketplace [16:20] ok 8 [16:20] 02kk I dl'd gametable 01[16:20] <@solidsamurai> there's like 8 very tough bugbears [16:20] 03and 300 was enough to threaten, nay obliterate the Persian Empire [16:20] 02waht are we doing naugh 01[16:20] <@solidsamurai> lol shini [16:20] 03they would've won if they weren't buttfucked by a traitor [16:20] uhhhh [16:20] i don't think they obliterated the persian empire [16:20] 03they did [16:20] 02They cut down [16:20] 02like [16:20] 03they almost won [16:20] they killed a lot of guys [16:20] 022091748190735903 Persian soldiers [16:20] 03they killed thousands of Persians [16:21] 03and would've won the battle if they weren't betrayed 01[16:21] <@solidsamurai> they killed a rhino and an ogre [16:21] i don't think they would have won [16:21] 02Yeah by that stupid thing [16:21] 03they would have [16:21] they would have killed a lot [16:21] 02the deformed titan warrior [16:21] 03they were betrayed [16:21] 02lol 01[16:21] <@solidsamurai> that thing man thing 01[16:21] <@solidsamurai> the hunchback dude [16:21] 03someone told the Persians how to get into the pass or something [16:21] 02DEFORMED TITAN WARRIOR [16:21] 02goat's pass [16:21] 03and then they got buttfucked [16:21] also in reality [16:21] 03they almost won [16:21] there were more than 300 [16:21] 02lol [16:21] 03barely [16:21] 03it was like 312 [16:21] 02it was roughly 300 [16:21] 02lol [16:21] there was about 4000 or so thespians [16:21] 03not at the battle 01[16:22] <@solidsamurai> well they would've won technically if the persians called it quits [16:22] 03only 300 or so made it to teh battle [16:22] 03no, they could've killed all the Persians [16:22] 03their tech and training were both superior 01[16:22] <@solidsamurai> yah but persians called it quits [16:22] 03the Persians were wearing armor made of straw and had shitty weapons [16:22] 02It just goes to show you that bottlenecking is awesome. [16:22] 03the Spartans had bronze armor and bronze weapons [16:22] 02Anyone ever play that old Genesis game where you controlled a dolphin? [16:22] 03they were cutting through Persians like stalks of wheat [16:22] ok 01[16:22] <@solidsamurai> you learned that from starcraft pronogo whereas they learned it from REAL LIFE [16:22] in the last battle [16:23] there were about 1100 other greeks that were fighitng with the spartans [16:23] 03not at the battle of thermopalae [16:23] 02I got stuck on the part where you have to kill the giant octopus [16:23] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae#Third_Day [16:23] 02that poart was annoying. 01[16:23] <@solidsamurai> yah they did pretty much defeat the persians in that war [16:23] 03FUCK YOU AND YOUR FACTS [16:23] :/ [16:23] sorry sir [16:23] won't bring them up again [16:23] 02Good. 03[16:23] * Retrieving #warboards modes... [16:23] 02No one wants you spoiling our misguided fun [16:23] 03they beat the Persians in the war because the Spartans are the best fucking soldiers ever [16:23] 02shini msg me on WLM if there's something I need to know [16:23] 02I'll hear it [16:23] 02lol [16:23] 02BATMAN [16:24] 02akvMSDLKVGN [16:24] hmm [16:24] pronogo [16:24] 02WHAT [16:24] are you going to charge the bugbears [16:24] 03if the Spartans hadn't held off so long the Greeks would've lost [16:24] 03DON'T START A FIGHT [16:24] 02Are we playing right now [16:24] no [16:24] 03I HAVE A FUCKING 14 CHARISMA [16:24] but hypothetically 01[16:24] <@solidsamurai> charge bugbears? [16:24] 02what level [16:24] would you just charge the bugbears [16:24] 02well [16:24] 02no [16:24] ok [16:24] 03also [16:24] 02that's OOGI [16:24] that's good [16:24] 03Every Spartan man was a soldier from 20 to 60 [16:24] 02how tall [16:24] 03and they almost never lived to be 60 [16:24] i dunno they're bugberas [16:24] 03and when they did it meant they wouldn't get a grave marker [16:24] 02taller than me? [16:24] bugbears* 01[16:24] <@solidsamurai> what do you mean by charge bugbears [16:25] 02lol [16:25] 02meaning rape them [16:25] 03charge [16:25] 03into [16:25] 02lol [16:25] 03bugbears [16:25] so there are bugbears holding our friend hostage [16:25] 03which is bad [16:25] 02okay [16:25] 03because i have 14 charisma [16:25] as a barbarian, would pronogo charge said bugbears [16:25] 02where are we [16:25] 02like [16:25] marketplace [16:25] 03i'm putting lots of points into bluff intimidate and diplomacy 01[16:25] <@solidsamurai> yah that's pretty much it [16:25] 02in this scenario [16:25] 02are we inside a building [16:25] no [16:25] 03and i have an invocation for +6 to all three of those [16:25] they have just come in holding our friend hostage or something 01[16:25] <@solidsamurai> you don't know who these bugbears are though [16:25] 02are they near a wall or other barrier I can hide behind without them knowing [16:25] and we are right there 01[16:25] <@solidsamurai> no but they're surrounded by city dwellers [16:25] 03no Pronogo, we are all meeting them face to face [16:25] 02okay [16:26] 02so 01[16:26] <@solidsamurai> you can hide among city dwellers... jsut hide in a crowd btw [16:26] haha [16:26] 02I'd make a sneak or whatever check to hide in a throng of people [16:26] 03ASSASSINS CREED [16:26] 02as I moved [16:26] orc hiding in a crowd [16:26] haha [16:26] what [16:26] 02through* [16:26] you're like 2 feet taller than everyone else [16:26] 03speaking of whcih [16:26] 02the crowd [16:26] 02i'd duck [16:26] 02lol [16:26] 03PRONOGO YOU BEEN PLAYING AC? [16:26] and everyone would probably start backing away from you [16:26] 02yes [16:26] 03good [16:26] 03how far are you? [16:26] 02no not really [16:26] 02lol [16:26] 03NO [16:26] 02I haven't touched it [16:26] 03YOU ASSHOLE [16:26] because i mean fuck, if there's a crouching orc next to you [16:26] 02too busy with B:AA [16:26] i would move away [16:26] 02lol 01[16:27] <@solidsamurai> people would back away if you started fighting [16:27] 03surprised you're not done with taht one yet [16:27] 02I smell like Davy Jone's gym socks 01[16:27] <@solidsamurai> you could create a stampede of city dwellers that could run you the fuck over [16:27] 03Prototype was like 10 hours of content. [16:27] 03Kind of disappointing. [16:27] 02lol [16:27] 02if you rushed [16:27] 02I did all the side things [16:27] 02ALL OF THEM [16:27] 02AKSFMNlkdsnv [16:27] 03Side things are boring. [16:27] 02or tried to [16:27] 03No missions, just events. [16:27] 02yeah [16:27] 03Only the Military consume events are worth anything [16:27] 02but it's better than inFamous 01[16:27] <@solidsamurai> it might be difficult to play it sneaky against 8 bugbears, and you not knowing which one is the leader... just saying [16:27] 03And those don't get marked unless you're close. [16:27] 02it's cool [16:27] 02because [16:27] 03Actually inFamous was like universally praised more betterly [16:27] 02they're talking [16:28] 02to the people [16:28] 02or person [16:28] hooded man is obviously the leader D: [16:28] 02lol [16:28] 02LET ME DECIDE BATTLE PLAN KAMFLDNvljNVJNEVGF 01[16:28] <@solidsamurai> .... are you sure? >:D [16:28] 03SOLID ACCIDENTALLY LET SLIP THAT BUGBEARS ARE IN CHARGE AND HOODED MAN IS JUST A PUPPET 01[16:28] <@solidsamurai> o fuck [16:28] ... [16:28] seriously [16:28] 03HE TOTALLY FORGOT THAT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT [16:28] 03BUT HE SAID IT ANYWAY [16:28] 02wut [16:28] i wouldn't even kill him 01[16:28] <@solidsamurai> umm you don't knwo that either! [16:28] 02okay [16:28] i'd give him a stern talking to [16:28] that [16:28] 02never mind [16:28] 02you know what [16:28] 02fuck it [16:28] 03right so [16:29] 02I'm gonna throw shini [16:29] 03how important is the ability to hide a weapon? [16:29] serious man, you're a human, you let bugbears control you? [16:29] 02he'll attempt diplomacy [16:29] 03yeah i can do diplomacy [16:29] 02then I'll rush in while he's distracting them [16:29] 038+2+6=16 [16:29] 02and slice off three people's heads [16:29] 02and then save the dude [16:29] 02and run off 01[16:29] <@solidsamurai> you got cleave pron? [16:29] 03that's a +16 to diplomacy [16:29] 02no [16:29] 02lol 01[16:29] <@solidsamurai> diplomacy to attack? [16:29] 03no 01[16:29] <@solidsamurai> diplomacy offers attack bonus wut now [16:29] 02see [16:29] 03to diplomacize [16:29] I cast paradigm swap, changing my opinion of them to their active self-awareness. They are now peaceful, slightly misunderstood people looking for directions and the merchant, while good-natured, inadvertently said something rude to them. [16:29] 03pronogo is the violent one [16:29] 02I'm going to throw the diplomat [16:29] 02at the bugbearts [16:29] 02bugbears* [16:30] 02and he's going to attempt diplomacy [16:30] 03holy shit what [16:30] 02then we all charge in and rape the group while they're distracted [16:30] hmm [16:30] 03DON'T THROW ME [16:30] 02I HAD TO REPEAT IT [16:30] 02lol [16:30] 03I'M NOT WOLVERINE [16:30] how tall are the buildings around us samurai [16:30] 02Quick [16:30] 02FEAR GAS [16:30] 03dragonpaladin can run up walls [16:30] 03but i can talk to dragons 01[16:30] <@solidsamurai> ah about 20ft. or so [16:30] 02*turns into Scarecrow* [16:30] 03so i think i'm cooler [16:30] excellent 01[16:30] <@solidsamurai> are you trying to draw a map dragon? [16:30] no [16:30] but my plan is to run up a wall [16:30] 02lol [16:30] 03he wants to know how high he can run [16:30] 02and dive off [16:31] yes pronogo [16:31] 02and land on a bugbear's back [16:31] 02right 01[16:31] <@solidsamurai> there's a few low buildings too that are like 7ft. tall [16:31] 02lol [16:31] i will dive off the wall [16:31] not high enough [16:31] 03BRING ME UP WITH YOU FOR HIGH GROUND 01[16:31] <@solidsamurai> and ladders that lead up to the low buildings [16:31] needs to be at least 10 ft high [16:31] 03I WANT HIGH GROUND + 30FT BREATH WEAPON [16:31] no need for ladders [16:31] 02lol ladder [16:31] 02okay [16:31] 02so [16:31] 03ladders are for pussies [16:31] 02I'm gonna go distract them [16:31] 03assassin's creed taught me taht [16:31] 02by climbing up the ladder [16:31] um [16:31] 02(hey!) [16:31] 02and screaming [16:31] 02in orcish tongue [16:31] i think diplomacy will be hard if you do that [16:31] 02and EVERYONE will look at me [16:32] let us not do that 01[16:32] <@solidsamurai> there's low buildings 7ft. with ladders leading up to them for people that deliver goods to merchants and that sorta thing [16:32] 03WE'RE NOT GOING TO RUSH INTO A FIGHT DAMN IT [16:32] 02and then you guys rape them from behind (lol assrape) 01[16:32] <@solidsamurai> also residences [16:32] any building 10 feet high will do [16:32] 03solid 01[16:32] <@solidsamurai> wut [16:32] 03how important will be the skill to conceal small weapons? 01[16:32] <@solidsamurai> i can't tell you shini [16:32] shini [16:32] i mean it's pretty obvious we're armed 01[16:32] <@solidsamurai> its a city where anyone could be an enemy, you tell me :D [16:32] 02"Whoops, sorry you guys! I didn't know you were getting it on! I'll have to check the windows before I scream on top of someone's house next time! -silently- jackass..." [16:32] the barb's got a huge axe, i have a floating shield [16:32] 02lol [16:32] 02AWESOME [16:33] 02ATTACH FLOATING SHIELD TO ARM AND GOGO [16:33] hmm you're not going to steal my floating shield [16:33] 03i know we're armed [16:33] 03but [16:33] 03hiding weapons may be important [16:33] 02for one battle [16:33] 02lol [16:33] 03like if we visit royalty [16:33] 02oh [16:33] 02dude 01[16:33] <@solidsamurai> hehe [16:33] 03or if we have to peacefully infiltrate a bandit camp [16:33] 02get the skill next level [16:33] 02and then [16:33] 02I can be your [16:33] 02bodyguard [16:33] 02quote [16:33] 02on quote 01[16:33] <@solidsamurai> there was this homebrew class i made that could conceal big ass weapons [16:33] 02and you can be some royal dude 01[16:33] <@solidsamurai> normally you can't conceal armor or shield 01[16:34] <@solidsamurai> you can conceal armor but not shield, you can conceal daggers 01[16:34] <@solidsamurai> also guards would feel you down anyway [16:34] 02we'll get some royal papers from some royal dude's house 01[16:34] <@solidsamurai> they might also anal probe you if necessary [16:34] it will be hard to disarm me [16:34] 02KILL GUARDS [16:34] 02lol [16:34] but i'd rather not be disarmed [16:34] 03i keep my dagger under my cloak 01[16:34] <@solidsamurai> yea... or you could not visit royalty, plenty of choices :D [16:34] 03and my cloak has a tie to hold it around my torso [16:34] well i mean i would just call a weapon out of the air [16:35] 03it's a tie like on a bath robe, so it comes undown quickly if it needs to [16:35] 03and it has sleeves for my arms [16:35] 03and i keep my small weapons under it [16:35] 02LOL REALLY [16:35] 02SLEVES [16:35] 02EvLKNVLSNVlsrjG [16:35] 02GENIUS [16:35] 03I KNOW [16:35] 02BRB LAUNDRY [16:35] 03seriously, are you high right now or something? 01[16:35] <@solidsamurai> like in those movies where they always draw knives from their sleeves? [16:35] 03sort of [16:35] 03but i don't have a knife in my sleeve [16:35] 03but that is an awesome idea [16:35] 03which i may steal 01[16:35] <@solidsamurai> o jeeze [16:38] 03right so [16:38] 03does my +1 masterwork silver dagger cancel out my -1 str modifier? [16:38] 03well actually it's not +1 [16:38] 03but masterwork adds a +1 [16:39] for attack rolls yes [16:39] for damage, no 01[16:39] <@solidsamurai> yah it cancels it out, but you still apply STR to damage obviously [16:39] 02BACK [16:39] 02I WANT A DOG [16:39] 03i think masterwork affects damage [16:39] 03hold on 01[16:39] <@solidsamurai> nope [16:39] 03PRONOGO SERIOUS TIME NOW [16:39] 03oh it doesn't [16:39] 03oh well [16:39] 03that's why i have a crossbow with +2 dex. :D [16:40] 03so what kind of bolts do I need? alchemical silver, cold-iron, undead bane? [16:40] 02Undead Bane [16:40] 02Cold-Iron [16:40] undead bane is on your bow [16:40] not on your bolts [16:40] 02and Alchemical Silver [16:40] 03Oh right [16:40] 02you need those mkay [16:40] 03does adamantium boost damage? [16:40] no [16:40] it just pierces stuf fbette [16:41] 03laaaaaame [16:41] 02I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILk [16:41] 02what are we doing 01[16:41] <@solidsamurai> chocolate milk bonus? [16:41] 02yes [16:41] 03pronogo [16:41] 03it's serious time [16:41] 03serious [16:41] 02it gives me +8 explosive farts [16:41] 03serious [16:41] 02why [16:41] 03erious [16:41] 03remember when iV named his character Huhwhathappened? [16:41] 02Yeah 01[16:41] <@solidsamurai> serious *thwats pronogo* [16:41] 02That was stupid [16:41] 03and then we excluded him from future games? [16:41] 03that's why [16:41] 02WHAT IS A THWAT 01[16:42] <@solidsamurai> *smacks pronogo* [16:42] 03right so [16:42] 03adamantium is useless now apparently? [16:42] if something has really hard skin 01[16:42] <@solidsamurai> adamantium armor is nice [16:43] 03but not weapons? 01[16:43] <@solidsamurai> sometimes you get DR/adamantium in which case only adamantium bypasses DR [16:43] 03hey wait, if mithral shit has -10% arcane spell failure... [16:43] oh [16:43] hmm [16:43] but you don't cast right [16:43] 03i don't, but i'm still susceptible to spell failure [16:43] 03not that i do much combat casting [16:43] 03but i'd rather not have to reroll my spells even outside combat [16:43] 02WHAT IS THIS [16:43] 02I LAUNCH mIRC [16:44] 02AND TYPE JOIN #WARBOARDS [16:44] 02AND IT GOES [16:44] 02NO ONE IN THIS CHANNEL [16:44] 02LOLOLOL [16:44] 02-.- [16:44] 03wrong server, genius 01[16:44] <@solidsamurai> it's 'warboards' 01[16:44] <@solidsamurai> not #warboards [16:44] 02There's a pound in front of it. 01[16:44] <@solidsamurai> thats how i created the channel anyway [16:44] 03no, # is important [16:44] 03it's how these channels are identified [16:44] 03with a # 01[16:44] <@solidsamurai> eh, i joined just by typing 'warboards' though [16:44] 02Yeah [16:44] 03maybe your client is different [16:44] 02It auto-adds the '#' 01[16:45] <@solidsamurai> my client is mirc :P [16:45] 03but #warboards and warboards are the same thing [16:45] 02Whatever [16:45] 02It didn't work [16:45] 02I'm using this [16:45] 02lo [16:45] 03though technically there is no warboards [16:45] 03so warboards redirects to #warboards [16:45] 02NORLY [16:45] 02I HARDLY NOTICED 01[16:45] <@solidsamurai> there is no warboards, only what you perceive to be [16:45] 03fucking existentialism 01[16:45] <@solidsamurai> one does not bend the warboards if the warboards bends one [16:46] 02wut [16:46] hmm [16:46] so if you're a cleric [16:46] are there restrictions on domains? 01[16:46] <@solidsamurai> ah i don't know all that much about clerics 01[16:46] <@solidsamurai> check the srd [16:46] 03http://xkcd.com/220/ [16:47] 03i imagine some domains aren't available [16:47] 03like drow [16:47] 03or possibly any racial for that matter 01[16:47] <@solidsamurai> do they have an existential domain ^^ 01[16:47] <@solidsamurai> kidding [16:47] 02 :-@ [16:48] 03i'm gonna guess anything that isn't an alignment or that can be connected to a benevolent, omnipotent Christian-esque God is unavailable to non-cultists, amirite? 01[16:48] <@solidsamurai> yah id say so shini 01[16:48] <@solidsamurai> cleric cultists that is 01[16:48] <@solidsamurai> not all cultists have gods... some of them are godless and just believe in magic or something else like worshipping a certain race 01[16:48] <@solidsamurai> there's all sorts of cults as you can see [16:48] 03fucking weirdos 01[16:48] <@solidsamurai> :D [16:48] 03let's stamp them all out [16:49] 03we need a good genocide 01[16:49] <@solidsamurai> hurray! [16:49] 03sieg heil der fuhrer! [16:49] 03which is gibberish btw 01[16:49] <@solidsamurai> i don't know german :( [16:49] 03"hail victory the leader!" [16:49] 03sieg heil is a Nazi thing, it means "hail victory" 01[16:49] <@solidsamurai> the leader's name is victory, sounds bad ass [16:49] 03yeah i guess so 01[16:49] <@solidsamurai> kinda like 'blessed victory' or 'to victory!' [16:50] 03but still, when you get right down to it it's gibberish [16:50] 03"der fuhrer" means "the leader," but is really only used to refer to Hitler 01[16:50] <@solidsamurai> well it could mean 'to victory by the leader!' [16:50] samurai 01[16:50] <@solidsamurai> 'the leader shall lead us to victory' 01[16:50] <@solidsamurai> wut [16:50] how well do we know this place [16:50] 03that's why you always see Nazis saying "mein fuhrer" when they address Hitler 01[16:50] <@solidsamurai> roheime... eh, you just came here [16:50] like is this the place we've been here for 5 levels? [16:50] 03i've been wandering the desert for five levels 01[16:50] <@solidsamurai> no you all have backgrounds, that's where you've been for past levels [16:51] i know our backgrounds are different, and apparently we met up already [16:51] 03fucking up cultist's shit [16:51] ok but we've met already? 01[16:51] <@solidsamurai> yah you met up at some point, but you've been adventuring together for at least a year or more 01[16:51] <@solidsamurai> some of you might've been together from the beginning [16:51] 03for a year or more? [16:51] 03hmm... [16:52] 02I'm either a newcomer or I know one other person [16:52] 02but mostly a newcomer [16:52] 02if that makes any sense [16:52] 03if it's a year or more, i've only been with the group for a year [16:52] 03because i've been cracking cultist skulls [16:52] hmm i've been with the group for a year [16:52] I've been wandering for about ten years, could have met you guys at some point during the past couple. 01[16:52] <@solidsamurai> hehe [16:52] but i've been with grandfather dobrokhot the entire time since L.1 [16:53] 03see when i asked about his name, dragon [16:53] 03you could have said he was THAT kind of fairy [16:53] eh? [16:53] 03rather than just saying it was a nickname and leaving it at that [16:53] 03i didn't understand he was a house fairy [16:53] oh 01[16:53] <@solidsamurai> hehe [16:53] 03i figured he was just a regular fey 01[16:53] <@solidsamurai> house fairy? likea brownie? [16:53] well i'm assuming his real name is dey mannlicher [16:54] and his nickname is grandfather etc. 01[16:54] <@solidsamurai> man leecher? [16:54] ss: sort of, but deadlier [16:54] 03yeah but you failed to mention he was your house fairy [16:54] hmm that might not have been written into the bio yet [16:54] 03manleeker, from the looks of it [16:54] 03seems german to me 01[16:54] <@solidsamurai> yah not the submissive house fairy harry potter kind [16:54] it is german [16:54] 03but still a house fairy nonetheless [16:54] no he's the kind of house fairy you negotiate with [16:54] by leaving firewood and combs out [16:54] 03house fairies are expected to have fucking weird names [16:54] and in return, he protects the house 01[16:54] <@solidsamurai> ah cool 01[16:55] <@solidsamurai> he eats the firewood i heard [16:55] he eats firewood. [16:55] yes 01[16:55] <@solidsamurai> lol [16:55] 03you're in charge of the firewood [16:55] and trash [16:55] 03since he's your pet [16:55] uh don't call him my pet [16:55] he might get angry [16:55] 03i won't [16:55] 03but he is [16:55] we have a mutual understanding [16:55] 03but you said before that he's your fairy [16:55] 03which makes him your pet [16:55] the understand is we have a 50/50 chance of killing each other [16:55] 03just a sentient pet [16:55] he's the fairy of my house [16:56] 03but you don't have a house D: [16:56] my house no longer exists, so we go together 01[16:56] <@solidsamurai> yah he lost his house in the war [16:56] well the thing is, he could always leave [16:56] 03if all houses have a domovoi, what happens when the house is destroyed? [16:56] it's not like i can exert control over him [16:56] they leave to find a new house to inhabit [16:56] one without a domovoi :/ [16:56] 03but all houses have a domovoi 01[16:56] <@solidsamurai> andhe's been searching for a long time? [16:56] i don't think all houses do [16:56] 03according to Wikipedia 01[16:57] <@solidsamurai> well not in heshirol anyway [16:57] 02okay wait [16:57] 02TL;DR please [16:57] 02was playing AA 01[16:57] <@solidsamurai> its unique to dragon's homeland obvously [16:57] 03Wiki says every house has a domovoi in folklore, and it seems like he's taken from folklore pretty directly [16:57] 03TL;DR Dragon has a pet domovoi [16:57] 02oh [16:57] 02okay that's what this is about [16:57] 02cool, back to Batman [16:57] :/ 01[16:57] <@solidsamurai> haha [16:57] 03Yes, just play your Batman. [16:57] yea we're just been stealing the folklore 01[16:57] <@solidsamurai> batman action figures... [16:58] 03Enjoy watching a full-grown, middle-aged man in tight underpants dressed up like a nocturnal rodent punch other full-grown men in the groin. 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> rofl [16:58] 03Actually that would be pretty hot if I was gay. 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> o and a clown as an arch nemesis 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> a clown [16:58] basically, there's a domovoi in this house, i leave to war, he follows me, homeland is destroyed, we journey together to...find a new house i guess, but not yet [16:58] 03actually he just dresses like a clown 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> if you had a 'kicked in the crotch' fetish [16:58] this is really surprisingly hard to draw. [16:58] 03some people do 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> a guy that dresses as a clown 01[16:58] <@solidsamurai> even creepier [16:59] 03yeah, there was a serial killer who's infamous for that [16:59] boring things are hard to draw. How bloody contradictory can you get? [16:59] 02You can always get more [16:59] 03you're trying to draw our conversation? 01[16:59] <@solidsamurai> not necessarily contradictory anoik :P 01[16:59] <@solidsamurai> just a double whammy lol [16:59] 02lol [16:59] 02SHINI [16:59] 02play gears [16:59] 02-.- [16:59] 03no [16:59] 02H3? [17:00] 02HALO 3? [17:00] 02-.- [17:00] 03fuck no 01[17:00] <@solidsamurai> i wanna play gears [17:00] 02StarCraft [17:00] 03nope [17:00] 02SS do you have a gamertag [17:00] 02lol 01[17:00] <@solidsamurai> wanna add you guys to my f list on xbl and stalk you forever 01[17:00] <@solidsamurai> yah i got a gamertag 01[17:00] <@solidsamurai> impfireball [17:00] 02what is it [17:00] 03yeah sure, my gamertag is Pr0nogo, have fun stalking me. 01[17:00] <@solidsamurai> :D [17:01] 02Lol, you think I'm that stupid SS [17:01] 02TcMCatalyst 01[17:01] <@solidsamurai> tcmcatalyst is my friend's gamertag [17:01] 02Lol silver 01[17:01] <@solidsamurai> it stopped working when i updated xbl... lost all my data, was fun 01[17:01] <@solidsamurai> now i gotta get all the songs on gh again 01[17:02] <@solidsamurai> just started using live recently [17:02] 02Get on your 'box [17:02] 02-.- 01[17:02] <@solidsamurai> what's your tag? [17:02] 02.. [17:02] 02really 01[17:02] <@solidsamurai> >:D [17:02] 02[20:00] yeah sure, my gamertag is Pr0nogo, have fun stalking me. 01[17:02] <@solidsamurai> so pr0nogo rite [17:02] 02yes 01[17:03] <@solidsamurai> kk [17:03] 02WHAT IS THAT DINGING [17:03] 02Dp [17:03] 02What's your class [17:03] 02fighter? [17:03] 03everytime someone says your full name [17:03] 02Ranger? [17:03] 03it dings [17:03] 03also [17:03] 02oh [17:03] 02pr0nogo [17:03] 02lol 01[17:03] <@solidsamurai> he's a 4 class cross class [17:03] 02i see [17:04] 03apparently the pillow-smothering is taken directly from folklore [17:04] 02Shinigami42 01[17:04] <@solidsamurai> id call him psychic rider of holiness [17:04] 02DID IT DING [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03so did he just take game stats and use folklore for personality [17:04] 02dingspam [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 03Pr0nogoPr0nogo [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo 01[17:04] <@solidsamurai> alright enough [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 01[17:04] <@solidsamurai> no idea shini [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:04] 03Pr0nogo 01[17:04] <@solidsamurai> its a good angle though [17:04] 02kk [17:04] 03Pr0nogo [17:04] 02Shinigami42 [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02ENUF [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02-.- 01[17:05] <@solidsamurai> ENOUGH [17:05] 03Pr0nogoPr0nogoPr0nogoPr0nogo [17:05] 02You're gonna get booted [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02lol [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02... [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 03Pr0nogo 01[17:05] <@solidsamurai> they got an autoboot spam thing? thank god [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02LISTEN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 03FUCK YOU [17:05] 02no they don't [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 03Pr0nogo 01[17:05] <@solidsamurai> darn [17:05] 03Pr0nogo [17:05] 02but you can boot him [17:05] 03Pr0nogoPr0nogoPr0nogo [17:05] 03yeah it is [17:05] 03it'll be cool to have a homicidal midget with us. :D [17:05] 03pr0nogo is a racist [17:05] 03he just said the nigger word [17:05] 02Okay. [17:05] 02Welcome to the national spelling bee final round [17:05] 02Your word is [17:05] 02Niggerfaggot 01[17:05] <@solidsamurai> id prefer if we don't argue amongst ourselves gentlemen [17:06] 02"Can I hear it used in a sentence?" [17:06] 02Sure. [17:06] 03Jew - Jay Ee Double-Yoo - Jew. [17:06] 03I win. [17:06] 02GIVE THAT NIGGERFAGGOT SOME WATERMELONS [17:06] 02"Enn... Eye... I CAN'T DO THIS" [17:06] 02Sorry, you're disqualified [17:06] 02Your word is also niggerfaggot [17:06] 02"Can I hear it used in its original form?" [17:06] 02sure [17:06] 03it stopped being funny the first time [17:07] 02NIGGER [17:07] 02FUCKING [17:07] 02FAGGOT [17:07] 02ASDMFVLknvlSV [17:07] 02it's a movie [17:07] 02YouTube it [17:07] 02llol 01[17:07] <@solidsamurai> what movie :P [17:07] 02YouTube niggerfaggot [17:07] 02brb YouTubing takedown 2 01[17:07] <@solidsamurai> eh maybe later 01[17:07] <@solidsamurai> get on xbl pron [17:07] 03hey pr0nogo 01[17:07] <@solidsamurai> porn, get on xbl [17:07] 02I'm on [17:07] 03did you know that Maddox should be taken off the interbutts [17:07] 03because he encourages suicide 01[17:07] <@solidsamurai> maddox is who again? forgot [17:08] 02brb [17:08] 03THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE [17:08] 03that's who 01[17:08] <@solidsamurai> ooo yeah 01[17:08] <@solidsamurai> o wait, that 01[17:08] <@solidsamurai> yeah that was funny 01[17:08] <@solidsamurai> opinionated funniness 01[17:09] <@solidsamurai> anyway, afk... xbox is upstairs [17:09] 03http://www.geocities.com/mothersagainstmaddox/ 01[17:09] <@solidsamurai> i need more friends on xbox because gears of war sucks without it [17:09] 03http://www.geocities.com/mothersagainstmaddox/about.htm [17:09] 03oh my gosh guys [17:10] 03he like totally makes fun of otaku and goth kids with ugly girlfriends [17:10] 03he's such a dick and should be taken off the internet [17:10] 03by the law [17:10] 03because it's not his right to express himself on the internet [17:10] 03unless he's gonna be polite and civil about it [17:11] 02bk 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> hm... i really think the mothers should take a step by step approach to this whole 'against' thing 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> the encouragement of suicide might've been a joke 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> and besides it teaches kids to be cynical [17:11] 02When are you going to get on XBL lol 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> parents are just protective as usual [17:11] 02You know what 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> um... right now [17:11] 02everyone should get on XBL [17:11] 03actual it was a joke [17:11] 03if you read the article [17:11] 02SHini get on XBL [17:11] 02SS get on XBL [17:11] 02DP get on XBL [17:11] 02Anoiktos get on XBL 01[17:11] <@solidsamurai> im reading it right now, looks pretty real :P [17:11] 03anyone who took it seriously deserves no less than deeath [17:12] 03death* [17:12] 03he's being sarcastic [17:12] 03the whole thing is written in irony [17:12] 02Hmm. 01[17:12] <@solidsamurai> yah maddox is being sarcastic, figures [17:12] 02"Cancel friend request." 01[17:12] <@solidsamurai> but y'know mothers and all that, overprotective 01[17:12] <@solidsamurai> kk im coming on right now pron [17:12] 02lol 01[17:12] <@solidsamurai> don't touc hthat dial! [17:12] 02gogo Gears 2 01[17:12] <@solidsamurai> AFK [17:12] 02kk [17:12] 03pr0n [17:12] 02? [17:13] 03pr0n [17:13] 03it's interbuttspeak for "porn" [17:13] 02ino [17:13] 02:P [17:13] 02LOLS SS HAS 255 GSCORE [17:13] 03http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fat [17:13] 02u=fat [17:13] 02really [17:14] 03nonono [17:14] 03that's the page name [17:16] the URL is normally maddox.xmission.com, isn't it? [17:17] 03that's the front page [17:17] 03but the articles are all on thebestpageintheuniverse.net [17:29] everyone here is good tomorrow? [17:29] 03err [17:29] 03maybe [17:29] 03i have homework tomorrow [17:29] 03and my character kind of got wiped [17:29] 02yeah [17:29] 02good tomorrow [17:31] well [17:32] your firebreath and invocations are most important [17:32] just remember that [17:32] wait [17:32] i'll be up after 430, possibly after 230. [17:32] shini do you have school tomorrow? [17:32] but not late. [17:32] 430 PST? [17:32] 02what is 3:40 [17:32] 024:30* [17:32] 027:30 PST? [17:32] 02or 1:30 [17:33] PST. [17:33] huh [17:33] 03no school tomorrow [17:33] 03just homework [17:33] 03not much [17:33] ok so can stil be here int eh flesh [17:33] 03but homework [17:33] shini: i can help you with gear if you want on AIM [17:33] you mean wake up at 230 in the afternoon? [17:33] 03i just have to get regular adventuring gear really [17:34] 03i think i already know what i'm getting for enchanted shit [17:34] 03also, aura that boosts the diplomacy, intimidate, and bluff skills of all allies in 30 ft by +1 (and increase gradually up to +4 at 20) or a different feat? [17:35] i wouldn't throw a feat on it.. [17:36] 03roger that [17:36] you use a crossbow right [17:36] 03yeah [17:36] 03heavy crossbow [17:36] you realize that to load one is a full ruond actio [17:36] 03shit, really? [17:36] 03is there a feat for that? [17:36] not sure [17:36] 03i'll check in a minute [17:36] 03reading Maddox atm 02[17:37] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [17:38] get a light crossbow [17:38] loading is a move action [17:38] then you fire as a standard action [17:39] 03less damage though. D: [17:39] yes [17:39] 03i'll check in a minute if there's a feat for a fast reload [17:39] but you get twice the shots in [17:39] 03i think there is [17:39] hmm [17:40] there is [17:40] but i would still suggest you get a light crossbow [17:40] because when the time comes you have extra attacks [17:40] 03meh, fine [17:40] you can only attack multiple times with a crossbow if you have a light one [17:40] also what is breath again? [17:40] a swift action? [17:40] 03standard [17:40] 03i fucking wish it was swift [17:40] 03not that i actually know what that entails... [17:40] 03but it's 3d6 damage [17:41] 03fire damage, or i can make a cone of cold [17:41] hmm [17:41] then i don't think you will be firing your crossbow at all [17:41] 03or a cone of -6 strength (with no actual damage) [17:41] 03yeah, but it helps to have one [17:41] unless you want to give up your breath [17:41] yea [17:41] 03firebreath is a supernatural ability, not extraordinary [17:41] 03so in a dead magic zone or the like it won't even activate [17:41] yes... [17:42] 03in which case i need a weapon [17:42] 03since my invocations are fucking useless offensively [17:42] hmm a dead magic zone would probably sap my power quite a bit [17:42] but i would still be as effective as the nearest guy [17:42] 03not sure if we'll have to worry about dead magic zones [17:42] 03more of a faerunian thing [17:42] 03but i'm sure we'll bump into a more temporary antimagic zone sooner or later [17:43] 03speaking of faerun: did you know that in faerun, guns become useless in dead magic zones? [17:43] 03it's so sad D: [17:43] no [17:43] i would not allow it [17:43] i would strangle the DM [17:43] if he said such a thing [17:43] 03but smoke powder is an alchemical substance [17:43] no [17:43] 03so it doesn't work in a dead magic zone [17:43] i would sit down and teach everyone [17:43] chemistry [17:43] 03and guns in faerun use smoke powder [17:43] to prove that is not the case [17:43] 03smoke powder =/= black powder [17:44] it doesn't matter [17:44] 03smoke powder was invented by Chinese [17:44] i would still strangle the DM [17:44] 03err black powder was [17:44] 03smoke powder was invented by gnomes [17:44] for implying guns are magical [17:44] 03physically there isn't much difference [17:44] 03but the chinese are better at magic [17:44] uh [17:44] 03also, the guns aren't magical [17:44] 03the smoke powder is [17:45] 03the guns themselves rely on smoke powder to work [17:45] 03and smoke powder is alchemical [17:45] well i would strangle for implying smoke powder is magical [17:45] 03thus dead magic zone = guns are useless [17:45] ALCHEMY IS CHEMISTRY [17:45] 03no, it is magical [17:45] IT IS SCIENCe [17:45] 03it's made in an alchemical process [17:45] WHICH IS CHEMISTRY! [17:45] 03MAKE POTIONS IS ALCHEMY [17:45] 03ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT POTIONS ARE NON-ALCHEMICAL? [17:45] THAT IS SIMPLY PHARMECUTICAL MANUFACTURING [17:45] 03BUT YOU HAVE TO CAST A SPELL TO MAKE THE POTION! [17:45] 03THAT'S NOT MAGIC!? [17:46] DO YOU HAVE TO CAST A SPELL TO MAKE GUN POWDER? [17:46] 03it's not gun powder [17:46] 03it's smoke powder [17:46] smoke powder whatever [17:46] 03and i dunno [17:46] i mean [17:46] 03but it's made alchemically [17:46] 03using magical substances [17:46] all you have to do is mix sulfur, fertilizer, and carbon [17:46] and you have gunpowder [17:46] 03therefore it is a magical substance [17:46] or smoke powder whatever [17:46] 03but smoke powder isn't the same [17:46] 03it was invented by a god and shared with the gnomes during teh Time of Troubles [17:47] anyway [17:47] 03it's made in an alchemical process and is therefore magical [17:47] 03MAGICAL [17:47] even if you were right i'd still strangle the DM [17:47] 03MAGICAL [17:47] 03FAGICAL [17:47] 03FAGICAL AND MAGICAL [17:47] 03MAGICAL AND FAGICAL [17:47] hmm [17:47] how many people can you touch [17:47] to make them immune to breath weapon [17:48] 03i told you, it's an invocation [17:48] 03so i just activate like you would any spell and then touch the target [17:48] 03the difference is that i can use it an infinite number of times per day [17:49] 03so it lasts 24 hours [17:49] are they immune to just the weapon, or say, fire [17:49] 03just the weapon [17:49] 03it gives you the effects of Endure Elements (you can exist comfortably in temperatures between -50 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit) and makes you immune to my breath weapon [17:49] 03for 24 hours [17:49] 03very useful for a desert i imagine [17:50] yes that would be very helpful [17:50] considering our healer is not a cleric [17:50] and our cleric is not a cleric [17:50] 03and we have the most illogical party ever [17:50] 03the only one who fulfills a proper roll is the barbarian [17:50] Dunno, I already have endure elements. [17:50] 03WELL DUMP IT YOU ASSHOLE, WE DON'T NEED IT [17:51] 03YOU'RE WASTING A SPELL SLOT [17:51] Why would I use a spell? [17:51] I'm *always* enduring elements. [17:51] 03oh [17:51] 03well you'll still need the effect [17:51] 03because it makes you immune to my breath weapon [17:51] sure, that works. [17:51] 03also i can dismiss any invocation at will as a standard action, so don't piss me off. :D [17:52] hey [17:52] i fulfill a role [17:52] i am mario [17:52] 03eh [17:52] 03not very useful in a dungeon [17:52] 03only outside [17:52] i can run on ceilings [17:52] 03FUCK YOU [17:52] any flat surface [17:52] i can run on [17:52] 03how many powerpoints does that cost, and how many do you have? [17:52] it costs none [17:52] it's a feat [17:52] 03FUCKING AWESOME [17:52] i juust have to get focused once per day [17:52] so i shall do that every morning [17:52] 03so what are you gonna do with your PP then? [17:53] call weapons out of thing air [17:53] and shrink my size [17:53] so if i every get disarmed... [17:53] 03GOD DAMN IT I NEED TO TAKE SOME LEVELS OF PSION [17:53] or if i need some extra AC [17:53] 03or psionic warrior [17:53] 03whatever [17:53] psion would get me better shit [17:53] but i'm actually a fighter, so i needed psychic warrior [17:53] 03i don't suppose you know if we're going past level 20? [17:53] depends how long we play [17:53] 03because if we are i'm totally taking levels in a psionic class [17:55] starting at level 20 to take levels in a psionic class [17:55] is probably not worth it [17:55] 03what [17:57] once we get into epic [17:57] it is a completely difrerent ballgame [17:57] 03i'm not taking epic levels in DFA [17:57] 03because there's nothing else [17:58] 038 invocations is enough, and I don't need more than 9d6 points of breath weapon [17:58] 03so i'll probably take a few psion or maybe bard or sorceror levels [17:59] 03that way i qualify for a dragon-related prestige class [17:59] 03psionic characters can take Diamond Dragon levels [17:59] i have my build pretty much planned out to 20 [17:59] there's very little room [17:59] 03which gives them a breath weapon and wings btw if you're interested [17:59] i already have wings [17:59] i just can fly next level [17:59] 03hrm [17:59] i can only glide now [17:59] 03well [17:59] 03i can fly with good maneuvaribility next level [17:59] 03so we can race! :D [17:59] meaning i don't take fall damage, which is good because i'm going to be jumping off many things [18:00] hmm we probably both have 30 ft of speed [18:00] 03and at 16 i get perfect maneuvaribility [18:00] and you are more manuverable [18:00] i was giong to say [18:00] you should look into races of the dragon [18:00] there are some dragon related feats you might like [18:00] they are mostly melee since dragons are melee fighters but they may be useful [18:00] 03hrm [18:00] like i think one is flyby attack [18:00] 03maybe [18:00] which lets you fly after attacking [18:00] which is very useful if you think of it [18:01] depending on how fast you move at least [18:01] if you charge in the air you move 30 feet [18:01] 03so how long until all the supplements are open source and on the wikis? or is that never happening because everyone at Wizards is a greedy asshole? [18:01] shini: dl them from places [18:01] 03i don't like piracy :/ [18:01] then uh [18:01] yea [18:01] 03i'll probably end up doing anyway though at some point [18:01] 03because I have a vendetta against Wizards [18:02] 03and most of this stuff is gonna be unavailable in stores soon anyway [18:02] 03fucking 4th edition [18:02] http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XBSFSL8R [18:02] here you go [18:02] 03but i do like having the physical books, they're nice and shiny. :D [18:02] races of the dragon [18:02] 03oo, megaupload... [18:02] i used to play a gold dragon [18:02] in the last campaign [18:02] 03megaupload is so lazy, they don't even check for copyrighted stuff... [18:02] so i looked for a lot of feats and stuff having to do with dragons, breath, and flying [18:03] 03I DON'T GET IT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS EVONY THING? IS IT AN RTS OR A PORN SITE? [18:04] 03oic, megaupload is chinese [18:04] 03so i guess they just ignoe US laws [18:04] 03ignore* [18:04] maybe [18:04] i just torrented all the 3.5 books [18:04] monstrous feats in dandwiki [18:04] also include flyby attack i think [18:06] http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:Zym2qr5jtLAJ:www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Flyby_Attack+dandwiki+flyby+attack&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a [18:22] 03the fuck happened to dandwiki.com? [18:25] i can give you [18:25] text [18:26] i lied i cannot [18:26] 03nevermind [18:26] 03i set it to "text only" 03[18:27] * ReverendSin (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards [18:27] 03Your fairy midget friend? [18:28] yes [18:28] uh [18:29] 03right so... i can fly, and then breathe fire while flying? [18:29] Hey now, not a fairy [18:29] yes [18:29] We prefer fey [18:29] 03which is fancy-talk for fairy [18:29] well your fly speed is 30 ft. [18:29] 03and you're a house fairy, the lowliest of fairies [18:29] i would not make fun of him [18:29] A house fairy that smothers people in their sleep [18:29] the greatest of fey [18:30] he will smother you in his sleep [18:30] 03maybe but [18:30] you can fly 30 feet [18:30] 03you domovoi have a retarded name [18:30] hey [18:30] guys [18:30] guys [18:30] 03the name of your species is "he of the house" [18:30] 03which is totally russian for "gay" [18:30] let's not start a civil war [18:30] Actually for you, Dragonfellow, I would put you in a coma [18:30] That is to say, Shinigami, not DP [18:31] 03coma! :D 03[18:31] * Dragonpaladin is now known as Lazarus 03[18:31] * Lazarus is now known as Dragonpaladin [18:31] It would only take about one round [18:31] When flying, the creature can take a move action (including a dive) and another standard action at any point during the move. The creature cannot take a second move action during a round when it makes a flyby attack. [18:31] so you can move, attack, and then move, but only 30 ft. [18:31] 03so does that standard action count against my action limit? [18:32] yes [18:32] 03but it's during a move action [18:32] 03two actions simultaneously [18:32] It's still the standard [18:32] you can interrupt your move acton [18:32] to take the standard action to use your dragon breath [18:32] and then finish your move action [18:33] 03it says "another standard action" [18:33] m [18:33] i do not think it gives you two standard actions [18:33] that is far too powerful for a feat [18:34] 03hrm [18:34] 03fairy-man, what's your strength? [18:34] shini he's a sorcerer [18:34] 03i know [18:34] 03what's his strength? [18:34] 8 [18:35] 03TWO ROUNDS [18:35] My lowest stat [18:35] Two round what? [18:35] 03GIVE ME 12 SECONDS AND YOU'LL BE PARALYZED [18:35] Oh [18:35] My coma would take 1 [18:35] In a single round I could disable you [18:35] 03even with 13 INT? [18:35] okay, preliminary success: Painting light and shadow instead of objects seems to work better. [18:35] It wouldn't target your int [18:35] Mr. 8 WIS [18:35] 03then what? wisdom? [18:35] 03fuck [18:35] 03i need to recalculate my abilities anyway [18:35] wait, what are you guys doing? [18:35] 03what's the range on your wisdom drain? [18:36] also shini: i could probably kill you in one hit too [18:36] Let me see [18:36] 03we're trying to see who could disable the other fastest [18:36] do you have less than 60 HP? [18:36] 03probably [18:36] then yes [18:36] I accidently closed my spell book I typed up without saving it [18:36] 60? christ. [18:36] 03i don't actually know my hit die, I can't find it D: [18:36] there is a reason i jump off walls [18:36] what class,shin? [18:36] d4 probably [18:36] not just cause it looks cool [18:36] 03DFA [18:36] 03not a d4 [18:37] 03I'm not a squishy [18:37] 03unlike you mr. sorceror [18:37] i think it's d6 [18:37] 03maybe [18:37] 03but i can't find it [18:37] 03oh i see it [18:37] he uh has 22 AC [18:37] 03d8 [18:37] he has the highest AC in the party [18:37] he wasn't talking about me. [18:37] except for maybe the healer [18:37] oh [18:37] 03but only a d4 [18:37] right. [18:37] heh [18:37] his con is like 18 too [18:37] 03so anyway [18:38] 03what's the range on the wisdom drain? [18:38] me and him already tried killing each other [18:38] he's looking up the spell [18:38] basically it's whoever strikes first [18:38] 03because my strength drain is a 15-foot cone, bitch [18:38] wisdom drain? I did mention I have restoration memorized, right? [18:38] his is uh [18:38] probably much more than 15 feet [18:38] I'm a afraid it's just a 35 foot range [18:38] bitch [18:38] 03and at 10th it's 30ft [18:38] 03FUCK [18:38] 03reflex save? [18:38] Up by 5 every level [18:38] 15 feet is not much for spells [18:38] 03DAMN IT [18:38] probably will save [18:39] Will [18:39] 03i know, but what's your reflex? [18:39] and he has a high reflex cause of high dex bonus [18:39] 11 [18:39] DC to beat would be 10 + 2 + something [18:39] 03DAMN IT [18:39] 03no wonder you have a +2 level mod [18:39] DFA class level si bet [18:39] so 17, he has to roll 6 or higher [18:39] 03though with 2 levels of fey it should be +3 [18:40] Hey now let's not throw words like +3 around [18:40] 03so what's the actual drain? [18:40] If I were a monster, not a PC it would be +4 [18:41] 8 Dex 8 Wis [18:41] 03because i just recalculated my abilities and my wisdom is 10 [18:41] 03HA! so if I got first hit I'd win [18:41] Hmm [18:41] Fine [18:41] he's probably make the reflex save [18:41] What's your mod for init? [18:41] 03fuck you, ruining my dreams of grandeur [18:41] 03+1 [18:41] 03oh init? [18:41] 03i dunno [18:41] 03what's the formula? [18:41] what's your dex bonus [18:41] 03+2 [18:41] It's your Dex bonus plus feats [18:41] then it's +2 [18:42] 4 [18:42] 03DAMN IT [18:42] isn't it 5? [18:42] 03but don't forget the surprise round [18:42] I don't think so [18:42] surprise round is only if he's not aware you're there [18:42] 03since i'm the evil one i'll probably get the jump [18:42] if he's aware and you attack you still both roll [18:42] That's not how it works [18:42] 03no, if i attack first i get a surprise [18:42] What's your move silently? [18:42] 03how the fuck does that make sense? [18:42] because if his initiative is high, he can react fast [18:42] 03he needs to be unaware of me for me to get the first hit regardless of init? [18:43] and still take you on [18:43] You only get a surprise if I'm not aware of you [18:43] Yes [18:43] 03damn it [18:43] So if you made a hide [18:43] or move silently [18:43] 03cross class :/ [18:43] and beat my listen of +10 and spot of +10 [18:43] Then yes [18:43] 03how do you not have a higher level adjustment? [18:43] 03you should have at least a +3 [18:44] 03drows have +2 and they suck compared to you [18:44] what race is he playing? [18:44] I'm what we call an awesome [18:44] 03domovoi [18:44] Domovoi [18:44] 03it's russian for "faggot" [18:44] hmm what's your charisma [18:44] shini [18:44] It's Russian for smother you in your sleep [18:44] 0314 [18:44] ok [18:44] so DC for save against breath weapon is 14 [18:44] keep that in mind useful to save [18:45] 03no [18:45] 03it's 10 + 1/2 level (2) + CON modifier (4) [18:45] 03which is 16 [18:45] con mod? [18:45] That's 4E I think [18:45] let me reread that [18:45] 03not in my book [18:45] 03i have Dragon magic right in front of me [18:45] oh sorry [18:45] Oh, you mean like bab? [18:45] i was reading saves for invocations [18:45] It's the bab formula [18:45] save for breath is 16 [18:46] 03Either we're thinking of different babs or bab doesn't include CON [18:46] also shini [18:46] you can't use the same breath weapon twice in a row [18:46] 03i think i can [18:46] so you'd have to do it in 3 rounds [18:47] 03"At 1st level, you gain a breath weapon that you can use at will as a standard action." [18:47] last part of the dragon breath text [18:47] 03I don't have dragon breath, I have breath weapon. [18:47] 03And the last line of text just says that the range doubles at 10th level. [18:47] 'Also you can't apply the same breath effect to your breath weapon in two consecutive rounds' [18:48] 03Oh the same effect. [18:48] P. 26 [18:48] so you can't have two -6STR cons [18:48] cones* [18:48] 03damn [18:48] Hey, Shini, what's your STR? [18:48] 038 [18:48] and your fort save? [18:48] 03+8 [18:49] meh. Stat drain is sort of the 'big bad ugly' vs pcs early on, but it becomes completely useless once players get items to counter it, [18:49] Well you could save against it, but my back up spell is 4 STR drain + Daze for 1 round [18:49] Which would give me time to cast it again [18:49] 03damn it [18:49] 03seriously, how do you not have +3 or +4 level adjustment? [18:49] Once you can avoid those spells I'll just switch to the instant death spells [18:49] Those are just spells, not racial [18:49] i think it might be because he's a house fairy [18:50] I have some racial spells [18:50] But they're awful [18:50] I didn't even bother to write them down [18:50] 03damn it [18:50] also shinigami lol [18:50] your breath has a 15 ft range [18:50] 03wait, you have a soreror spell that can wipe my wisdom in one hit at level 3? [18:50] 03unless i do a line [18:50] 03a line has a 30-ft range [18:50] can you change it at will? [18:50] 03yes [18:50] my move is 55 [18:50] 03unless i apply an effect [18:51] 03most effects require a certain shape [18:51] i could just stay out of range of your weapon [18:51] 03frost requires cone, lightning requires line [18:51] and then strike [18:51] actually that's probably what the DM will do [18:51] 03but... but... can you move in and then out in one turn with an attack in between? [18:51] i only need one attack [18:51] 03FUCK YOU [18:51] also yes i can [18:51] if i activate some of my cleric stuff [18:52] i can gain an extra move action [18:52] so move 55 ft, attack, move 55 feet [18:52] Good old gods of the road [18:52] 03but there aren't any gods of the road. D: [18:52] no [18:52] which is even worse [18:52] can now i can access everything :/ [18:53] 03i get another ability point to spend at level 8, right? [18:53] yes [18:53] 03hrm... [18:53] 03trying to decide between 17 con and 16 CHA, or 14 CHA and 18 CON [18:54] ? [18:54] You're a caster right? [18:54] what's your base before level 8 [18:54] Fuck your CON [18:54] 03Not a caster. [18:54] he doesn't actually use stats to cast [18:54] Then why do you need CHA? [18:54] although cha would improve your saves [18:54] 03CHA is for roleplaying. [18:54] 03and I think it increases save on invocations [18:54] Fuck roleplaying [18:55] actually [18:55] I said that just because DP told me to not [18:55] 03powergaming is for stupid people [18:55] -_- [18:55] anyway [18:55] the uh domovoi has more charisma than you i think [18:55] Hey, ask DP, my characters are in depth mother fuckers [18:55] Shut up DP [18:55] I only have 20 [18:55] 03FUCK [18:55] 03HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 20 CHA [18:55] hmm this is awkward [18:55] I'M A GOD [18:55] A GOD OF WOOD PARTICLES AND CLEANING SHIT [18:55] we're going to have to have the sooty 2 foot house fairy diplomacize for us [18:56] 03YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF A +3 LEVEL ADJ. RIGHT NOW BITCH [18:56] Orly? [18:56] 03yeah, that's not happening [18:56] What's his diplo? [18:56] What's your bluff, diplo? [18:56] 03i have an invocation for +6 diplo, bluff, and intimidate [18:56] No bluff. 13 Diplo. [18:56] 03and i'm gonna max them out with 8 ranks [18:56] 03and i have +2 cha [18:56] Actually, heh [18:56] 03so that's like 16 in each [18:56] Ach, I only have 7 diplo, but I didn't put ranks in it [18:56] hmm shini the impoverished monk has more diplomacy [18:56] not 13 diplo. 17 diplo. [18:57] 03FUCK [18:57] 03how do you hae 17 diplo at level 5? [18:57] All my skills are listed with ranks as level 1 :P [18:57] My bluff is 6 I think [18:57] mostly exalted feats [18:57] i have 30 jump [18:57] if anyone cares [18:57] I have 13 hide [18:57] if anyone cares [18:57] i can jump 30 feet from standing still [18:57] If we run into spiderman, i'll call for you to get him somewhere where I can talk to him. [18:57] 03you need to take a step back and breathe man, too much multiclassing is bade for you [18:58] 03bad, not bade [18:58] Yeah, and you call me a power gamer [18:58] well they didn't include a class that had what i wanted [18:58] so i grabbed a bunch i did [18:58] i'm pretty much fighter for the next 10 levels [18:58] 03yeah, you're right midget house fairy, he's definitely a powergamer. you've just got OP ability scores [18:59] 03that's your new OOC name btw [18:59] 03midget house fairy [18:59] man shini why do you hate him [18:59] 03i don't [18:59] 03i just like fucking with him [18:59] sounds like you are [18:59] They're not OP [18:59] My dwarf cleric more than matched these scores [18:59] it just takes some magic [19:00] It's not like I'm divine metamagic all up in here [19:00] 03speaking of magic, i need enchantments for boosting my charisma and dexterity, where can i find the prices for that? [19:00] hmm [19:00] enchancement squared *2000 [19:00] so buy an item like that [19:00] 03so +2 = an insane fraction? [19:01] 03oh wait squared [19:01] 03not squre root [19:01] 2squared is 4 *1000 = 4000 [19:01] 03that makes more sense [19:01] it's *1000 [19:01] 03*1000? not 2000? [19:01] yea [19:01] 03sweet [19:01] cause i know a +2 is 4000 [19:01] 03so +1 is just 1000? [19:01] uh... [19:02] yea i guess [19:02] i don't think they sell them like htat [19:02] i've always seen +2/+4/+6 [19:02] 03what page is this on? [19:02] t's online [19:02] DND wiki [19:02] also players handbook or DMG guide [19:02] There is no +1 [19:02] 03damn [19:02] Pretty much [19:02] 03there goes my play for exploiting the formulas [19:03] 03so is anyone else getting Brutal Legend? [19:03] So I plan on using my ranks in Profession (Gambler) as much as possible [19:03] 03FUCK YEAH GAMBLING MAGIC [19:03] 03I LOVE YOU MAN, NO HOMO [19:03] 03GAMBLING MIDGET I MEAN [19:03] 03NOT GAMBLING MAGIC [19:04] Of course, there is not magic for gambling [19:04] what a silly thing to say [19:04] 03of course there is [19:04] 03can you say loaded dice? [19:04] 03hrm... how much would a set of loaded dice cost? [19:04] I was thinking of the spell Cheat [19:05] 03because with a gambling midget i think those would come in handy [19:05] 03there's a spell for cheating? [19:07] It's called Cheat [19:08] 03yeah i got that [19:08] 03but [19:08] 03i didn't know it existed [19:08] 03what does it do? [19:09] Well, you know how the cards are sometimes stacked in other people's favor? [19:09] It fixes that. [19:09] 03sounds kind of lame actually [19:10] It let's you re roll things [19:10] In gambling games [19:11] like cards or dice [19:11] hey shin [19:11] oh nvm [19:12] 03well add that to a set of loaded dice [19:12] 03and you become the best gambler ever [19:13] 03damn it, ring is 4k. :/ [19:13] 03afk [19:13] I might, since an LA is supposed to make me level slower be starting at lvl 5 [19:13] ECL 7 [19:14] It would make since [19:14] sense [19:14] got any opinions anoiktos/> [19:14] Since I can buy off tthe modifier [19:14] of what? [19:14] My Race has a modifier [19:14] Based off the DM's call [19:14] I am either lvl 5 with a ECL of 7 [19:14] or lvl 3 with ECL 5 [19:15] I've had DM [19:15] 's play both [19:15] if you have an ECL, you shouldn't be playing as though you're two levels higher than the rest of the party. What race are you playing that gives you that kind of modifier? [19:15] A Domovoi [19:16] Why is everyone shocked by a +2 here? I've played +6s [19:17] The reason a DM would have a player have the higher level is his XP gain is slower, which eventually evens them but doesn't cripple them at lower levels. [19:17] And at higher XP he can "buy off" the LA [19:19] so either way you're effectively losing 3k xp, which is nothing at higher levels but meaningful at lower levels. There's the basic problem of 'there's a reason the race has an ECL' which leads me to be firmly *against* the whole buyoff thing, because otherwise we'd end up with full-SR-race parties at high level with less penalty than it would take to cast a permanencied *spell resistance*,... [19:19] ...but .. yeh, IDK. [19:19] I think the buy off is more substantial [19:21] Actually [19:21] It might be less [19:21] It might be 1k [19:21] AT 6th level [19:21] in which case there is no real reason *not* to play an ECL race. [19:21] Wait [19:21] No [19:21] It's 7k [19:21] for an ECL 2 [19:22] ecl 2 usually means either some good bonuses or some sort of good racial trait [19:22] Then for the remaining point it costs 9k [19:22] it'll take a while to fully buy it off [19:22] AT level 9 [19:22] which again, at reasonably high levels just means that your wizard, while being down 1/10th of a level in XP, equally has (in the case of bonuses to constitution) substantially higher HP/etc... [19:23] basically, it creates a tradeoff wherein you can suck for the early levels (or not even suck for the early levels), and then at higher levels be simply more powerful than other characters might be able to be. [19:23] Barring reincarnation, which is a hilarious spell the use of which I highly recommend. [19:23] Done that [19:24] I had a Dwarf that turned into a Gnoll [19:24] Then due to another weird set of circumstances later became a stone giant [19:24] i had a human rogue that turned into a badger. [19:24] It was hilarious. [19:24] half dragon stone giant [19:24] Ouch [19:24] it was a hideous hideous thing [19:27] I love me some metamagic feats [19:27] Works nice with a sorceror [19:44] 03Shield and Natural Armor don't apply to touch attacks, do they? [19:45] Shield does, I'm not so sure about NA. [19:45] no [19:45] unfortunately [19:45] shield bonus? [19:45] like from a held shield? [19:45] no [19:45] 03I think Shield only applies to incorporeal touch attacks. [19:45] 03No, the spell. [19:45] what kind of bonus does it grant [19:45] 03A real shield would impede spellcasting, also I'm not proficient [19:45] deflection/dodge/shield/etc. [19:45] Held shield should apply to touch attacks. I mean, they aren't touching you. [19:46] hmm let me read touch AC again [19:46] 03+4 to AC in the form of a floating magic invisible shield [19:46] nope [19:46] no shield armor or NA [19:46] 03alright [19:46] 03so it's just dex and dodge? [19:46] the shield spell, what kind of bonus does it give [19:46] if it gives a SHIELD bonus, it doesn't count [19:47] 03I put it under miscellaneous, but maybe it's a shield bonus [19:47] 03Since it technically functions as a floating shield sans check penalties and cover [19:47] 03also it negates magic missile [19:47] where is the spell from [19:47] 03PHB [19:47] 03page 278 [19:48] yes [19:48] its a shield bonus so it doesn't cuont [19:48] P.122 [19:48] under armor/shields [19:48] 03oh yeah it is [19:49] 03and NA doesn't count either, right? [19:49] no [19:51] hmm tower shield or shield AC spell [19:51] well i can't get enhancements on a shield AC spell [19:51] so tower shield [19:59] 03what, exactly, does cold iron do to fey? [19:59] 03it doesn't actually list any effects in the entry... [20:00] Get a buckler [20:00] 03... a buckler? [20:00] It might just be for archers [20:01] but it is tied to your arm so it doesn't take up a hand [20:01] uh [20:01] some fey has resistance [20:01] to cold iron [20:02] resistance to attacks except cold iron [20:02] 03hrm [20:02] 03then i guess i will take a cold iron dagger [20:02] so if they did, your arrows would ignore that [20:02] 03i'm also getting a dagger [20:02] 03two daggers, one silvered, one cold iron [20:03] 03concealed under cloak. :D [20:03] alright but with your BAB [20:03] i'd be surprised if you hit them [20:03] 03well as you said, i can always toss it to someone better with melee weapons [20:04] yea [20:07] you could conceal them [20:07] and then toss to people who needed them [20:07] fighting with a dagger is better than nothing at all 02[20:08] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) [20:22] hmm [20:23] i'd probably call up a greatsword or a lance 03[20:23] * kongurous (~kong@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [20:23] hey kong [20:23] What's crackin' [20:23] you free 12PST - 6PST? 02[20:23] * kongurous (~kong@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Registered) 03[20:23] * kongurous (~kong@kongurous.user.gamesurge) has joined #warboards [20:24] I should be [20:25] how's your dice bot [20:25] It'll handle anything. [20:26] can you bring it online? [20:26] gametable might not be working properly [20:26] so we might just do IRC + dicebot 03[20:27] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [20:27] hey kong quick question [20:27] why thri-kreen [20:27] roll 1d20 [20:27] 4,1kongurous rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=3 ]8,1{3} [20:28] roll 1d2 [20:28] 4,1Dragonpaladin rolled :7,1 1d2 --> 10,1[ 1d2=2 ]8,1{2} [20:28] roll 3d8+36 [20:28] 4,1Dragonpaladin rolled :7,1 3d8+36 --> 10,1[ 3d8=15 ]8,1{51} [20:28] nice [20:28] Thri'kreen are a desert-inhabiting species [20:28] true [20:28] i...jump! [20:28] If he's a traveler from the area, he's likely experienced with it [20:28] roll 1d20 + 30 [20:28] 4,1Dragonpaladin rolled :7,1 1d20 4,1+ 30 --> 10,1[ 1d20=11 ]8,1{11} [20:28] oh hmm [20:28] roll 1d20+30 [20:28] 4,1Dragonpaladin rolled :7,1 1d20+30 --> 10,1[ 1d20=14 ]8,1{44} [20:29] hmm [20:29] Yeah, you need to join all clauses for the syntax to work properly. [20:29] 2d6+1d2+3d8+30 [20:29] roll 2d6+1d2+3d8+30 [20:29] 4,1Dragonpaladin rolled :7,1 2d6+1d2+3d8+30 --> 10,1[ 2d6=7 1d2=1 3d8=11 ]8,1{49} [20:29] nice [20:29] I speak all kinds of useless shit [20:29] It'll handle any die size from 100 to 500, and any amount rolled from 100 to 500. [20:29] Er, 1-500 [20:29] I can make it do more but that's just silly. [20:30] for now at least [20:30] You're not going to need more than 500 dice for an individual input. [20:30] there's got to be some crazy epic stuff [20:30] Umm [20:30] At level 8 I get this spell... [20:31] fucking casters [20:31] roll fuckDP [20:31] 4,1ReverendSin rolled :7,1 fuckDP --> error: malformed expression [20:31] I make amusing builds for fun. [20:31] kong, are you an offensive caster? [20:31] i can't really read spells [20:31] If we were level 10, I'd be a monk that wildshapes into an Thoon elder brain. [20:31] So do I, like a Thri-Kreen Fighter that had 4 Bastard Swords [20:31] And no, I'm not. I have no direct damage spells. [20:31] i see. [20:31] I have a few [20:31] join the group [20:31] They suck, and a fighter or someone else can do it for me. [20:32] you can join the healer who can do no lethal damage [20:32] They only suck if you use the wrong books [20:32] They suck because they miss the point. [20:32] and the shadowcaster who has one offensive spell [20:32] My spells are mainly ability drain [20:32] and instant kill [20:32] A fireball deals less damage on average than a decently built fighter of the same level. [20:32] this i can attest to [20:33] A wizard's strengths are in his versatility and ability to emulate other class features. I can make you worthless in combat, I can make you unable to do anything, through this I can win, not by directly killing you. [20:33] Thus the ability drain [20:34] It's all about comas [20:34] This becomes more apparent later on [20:34] Find me at level 12 and I will not lose [20:35] At level 5, the balance of power is pretty well-maintained, so even if I was the most munchkin wizard ever there's only so much I can do. And I'm not the most munchkin wizard ever. [20:35] I'm not so sure about that [20:35] I think we all have access to the Spell Compendium and book of vile darkness [20:35] I mean, it's not like you're a druid [20:36] The game breaks around that time. Baleful Polymorph + Disintegrate and you'll have enough WBL to cheese your saves to oblivion. [20:38] The game broke when they wrote spells like Trap Soul [20:38] "You are now a squirrel. And you are now a squirrel turned into a pile of ash. Better not breathe you in." [20:38] Or let clerics assume any shape they wanted and have it stack with Righteous Fury [20:38] Divine [20:39] Metamagic [20:39] "I am now an ancient wyrm gold dragon, complete with every spell and racial ability. I'm CR27, come get me." [20:39] But with DivMet, cleric spells only last 24 hours [20:39] So it balances out [20:39] :p [20:39] Permanency. [20:40] Besides, 24 hours is enough time to ruin someone's day >_> [20:40] Yep, DM is the bomb [20:40] Monstrous Regeneration anyone? [20:40] Makes a cleric a far more vital combat character [20:41] Divine Metamagic doesn't even make sense as an idea [20:41] I'm not sure what they were thinking [20:41] And it's not like clerics and druids needed even more power. In a core-only game, they're alright, but they kept getting more and more options with each new book [20:42] Especially Druids [20:42] The Spell Compendium gives them absurd ability draining spells [20:42] Dear god yes [20:45] Moon Bolt, Poison Thorns, Red Tide, etc [21:10] 03bump [21:10] wang [21:10] 03DAMN IT GAMESTOP WHERE IS MY EMAIL [21:20] Don't go to gamestop [21:20] problem solved [21:20] 03no choie [21:20] 03choice* [21:20] 03already reserved the game there [21:20] 03but i don't know if they're gonna send me an email or if I get the card when I pick up the game [21:21] 03also, mr. firewood-eating magical midget man, when do you sleep? [21:21] When I reserve games, I just tell them I reserved it and they ask for my name to confirm it [21:21] 03yeah, but i ordered Brutal Legend [21:21] never heard of it [21:22] 03which comes with a card for an in-game weapon [21:22] 03http://forums.starcraft.org/showthread.php?t=42423 [21:22] 03magical midget man [21:22] 03when do you sleep? [21:22] 03if you clean the tents at night [21:23] I have no idea what you're talking about [21:24] 03not you [21:24] Oh [21:24] 03reverendsin [21:24] I sleep at night [21:24] But I sleep with my eyes open [21:24] 03dragon said you clean the tents at night [21:24] I also clean the tents [21:24] Just his really [21:24] The rest of you can get your own Domovoi [21:24] 03so you clean it while sleeping? [21:25] No [21:25] I clean it [21:25] then sleep [21:25] 03that makes sense [21:25] 03he confused me because he didn't know when you sleep [21:25] 03do fey sleep normally or are they special like elves? [21:26] Normally [21:26] To the best of my knowledge [21:27] 03so how are your eyes open? D: [21:27] Some people just sleep like that [21:27] I on occasion do that [21:27] Magic [21:27] Ah, yes, magic [21:28] A wizard did it 02[21:28] * kongurous (~kong@kongurous.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) 02[21:28] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit) 02[21:49] * ReverendSin (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) 02[22:09] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 01[22:21] <@solidsamurai> so looks like everything is working out dp? 01[22:22] <@solidsamurai> all that's left is whether or not you guys wanna draw a map... but i shouldn't get involved, im gm 01[22:22] <@solidsamurai> so ill leave you to it [22:22] hmm [22:22] yes i think everything is pretty much good 01[22:22] <@solidsamurai> :) [22:22] gametable might not be an option [22:22] this session 01[22:22] <@solidsamurai> yea i heard [22:22] since we're still trying to get it connecting [22:22] my friend can probably host since he did it succesfully once 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> can you export maps from game table as image files? [22:23] but then i would have to instruct, kong, fiend, and the other guy [22:23] image? no i don't think so... 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> aww too bad [22:23] but maybe as files other gametables would recognize 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> so its completely useless then [22:23] i am not sure i haven't explored it that much] 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> yea... if we can't connect we can't use it [22:23] hmm [22:23] you got some time? 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> sure [22:23] my friend is here, he could give it a go 01[22:23] <@solidsamurai> np [22:25] port 6812 [22:25] password is :vav [22:25] IP: 72.2.201.161.170 [22:26] err [22:26] 72.201.161.170 01[22:27] <@solidsamurai> i can't tell whether or not i joined 01[22:27] <@solidsamurai> lets see [22:27] hmm [22:27] the menu blanks out [22:28] for a second and then it tells you 01[22:28] <@solidsamurai> o really 01[22:28] <@solidsamurai> do i have to put in host port too 01[22:28] <@solidsamurai> wait nvm [22:28] yea 6812 01[22:29] <@solidsamurai> it says failed to connect [22:29] i'm getting failure to connect we're seeing if we can fix it [22:29] might be a port issue 01[22:29] <@solidsamurai> kk [22:29] nope no success [22:29] not going to work this time [22:29] sorry 01[22:31] <@solidsamurai> ah its np 01[22:33] <@solidsamurai> you guys can make do without a map can you 01[22:33] <@solidsamurai> one of you will have to be cartographer if you want one [22:45] yes [22:46] i assume as we go to more places we will find out more Session Time: Mon Oct 12 00:00:00 2009 [00:10] solid are you there 02[02:33] * Dragonpaladin (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[08:08] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [08:08] yo SS [08:08] when are we doing that thing [08:28] btw if you have Windows Messenger, AIM or Steam my tag is Pr0nogo (Pronogo@hotmail.com) [08:28] solidsamurai [08:28] ding [08:28] ding [08:28] ding [08:29] for Yahoo! Messenger, it's Pronogo@yahoo.com [08:29] obv for AIM it's Pronogo@aol.com [08:31] solidsamurai [08:31] solidsamurai [08:31] solidsamurai [08:32] solidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamuraisolidsamurai 03[08:32] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [08:33] yo Shini [08:33] sup [08:33] your character is... [08:33] i have not read it [08:33] hang on [08:33] a half-elf [08:33] the sheet is unfinished [08:33] i still have to do feats, skills and gear 03[08:36] * Shinigami4202 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [08:36] is that another me 02[08:37] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [08:42] pronogo [08:42] how good are you at melee combat? [08:42] it is my [08:43] SPESHIALITY [08:43] so lots of damage and high attack rolls? [08:43] being an orc barb and such, yes [08:43] perfect [08:43] i hope you can catch [08:43] as in food [08:43] om nom nom [08:43] no [08:43] or people [08:43] as in weapons [08:43] wait what [08:43] catch thrown weapons [08:43] hmm [08:43] because if we encounter a fey i'm tossing you a dagger [08:43] reflex check [08:43] shouldn't be too hard [08:43] you're tossing not hurling it [08:44] it's not like I'm catching arrows [08:44] i think it would be more a dex check [08:44] I have 14 [08:44] so yeah [08:44] arrows might be a reflex check, but catching a thrown object, if you need to roll at all, would be a dex check [08:44] kk [08:45] I'm better at dex than at reflex [08:45] if that made any sense at al [08:45] all* [08:45] brb getting a shirt on [08:46] bk [08:46] Matt [08:46] UHM I MEAN [08:46] solid [08:49] SOLID HOW MUCH DOES A DECK OF MANY THINGS COST [08:50] I WANT ONE [09:00] what does voicing do [09:25] solid [09:25] you AFK? 02[09:32] * Shinigami4202 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[09:32] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [09:56] solid [09:56] you still AFK? 02[10:16] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 02[10:24] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[11:12] * Deschain (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has joined #warboards 03[11:22] * Shinigami42 (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [11:23] sup [11:23] hello? 03[11:27] * kongurous (~kong@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboards 02[11:28] * kongurous (~kong@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Registered) 03[11:28] * kongurous (~kong@kongurous.user.gamesurge) has joined #warboards [11:28] sup [11:28] hi [11:29] i'm considering rerolling a soulknife. thoughts? [11:29] Shitty class. multiclass or gestalt rogue/psion instead. [11:30] but magic at-will sword thingy D: [11:30] At the expense of bonus feats, full BAB, and the lack of skill points and class skills to skillmonkey with and no native psionic ability. [11:30] hrm [11:30] good point [11:30] maybe i'll just multiclass into it later [11:30] The only notable class feature it has just saves you money, the class fails in every other capacity. [11:30] because i do want the sword... [11:31] hmm shini [11:31] DFA did not seem too bad [11:31] i'm just about done [11:31] You'll fail as a front-line fighter, you can't be a caster because you have no psychic powers, you will blow amazing ass if you try to be a rogue. [11:31] Even as a support class it's shitty since it can't support anything [11:31] just going through details of the wagons and such [11:31] speaking of wagons [11:31] Not even as an off-tank is it good because of a crappy hit die. [11:31] what are you guys doing with your gold? [11:31] uh [11:31] avoid it like the plague. [11:31] i bought things to kill things with it [11:32] so you haven't got any left? [11:32] I have 15. [11:32] because i just realized it weighs a ton [11:32] You need to buy many horses am i right? [11:32] not that many [11:32] Pffft. What ever happened to walking or scrolls of overland flight? [11:32] my gold is too heavy [11:32] Well, I was just planning to ride. [11:32] But [11:32] it goes over my carrying capacity [11:32] but what? [11:32] no [11:32] it's actually double my maximum capacity [11:33] gold doesn't weight anything [11:33] does it? [11:33] yeah it does [11:33] I can summon rides for everyone. [11:33] it's 50 coins to the pound [11:33] And permanency them. [11:33] Platinum pieces [11:33] exchange for platinum pieces [11:33] platinum is hard to find [11:33] And it's up to the GM to decide if gold weight actually has a tangible effect [11:33] Kong: I'm on a sentient horse, no need :D [11:33] it's only supposed to be in ruins and such [11:33] and you don't have to be conceivably carrying gold pieces, you could be carrying bank notes [11:33] hrm [11:34] i always thought of it as 'you are carrying wealth equal to such and such gold' [11:34] but what about when you actually find gold coins? [11:34] No sane DM is going to seriously enforce weight rules unless it becomes important because it's going to be a big headache otherwise. [11:34] also shini [11:34] well your str is 18 [11:34] I'd wait for a call from Solid to worry about how much your money weighs [11:34] 8* [11:35] shini: if you don't bring it up i don't think it'll matter [11:35] yeah, so my maximum load is 80 lbs [11:35] most of the time DMs only enforce weight rules when its important [11:35] like you're dragging a dead body [11:35] or a important quest item, or something [11:35] or if you're being stupid and decided to carrying an entire armory on your back [11:35] why would we be dragging a dead body? [11:35] lots of reasons. [11:35] truth be told, we should just cut off an ear if it's a comrade [11:36] if we need the parts for a spell, we could just cut them off [11:36] let's say we don't want the enemy to raise dead him [11:36] so we drag the body and then destroy it [11:36] of the family wants a funeral [11:36] well we could cut off the head and raise dead wouldn't work [11:36] or if some guy is incapcitated [11:36] and we need to get him to safety [11:36] or cut off an ear and an arm and raise dead might work, but the results would be hilarious [11:36] raise dead works as long as some part of the body exists [11:36] no, they get regenerated... [11:37] no, raise dead requires a whole body [11:37] it regenerates nothing [11:37] it's the weakest spell for bringing back a dead character [11:37] oh yes you're right [11:37] sorry about that [11:37] you need ressurection or reincarnation for regeneration [11:37] Resurrection costs a shitload and clerics prepared to do it are extremely rare. From a metagame point of view, it'd be easier to loot his shit and wait for the player to reroll. Even in an in-game stance, it's more practical to leave the body. [11:37] and reincarnation isn't so much regeneration as a new body [11:38] It will decompose rather quickly, you have, at most, a month without casting Gentle Repose to find someone who can bring someone back to life [11:38] yeah, so cut off an ear for a memento and then give what's left a viking funeral [11:38] well actually ressurection works without any body parts [11:38] and it's 10 years per caster level from time of death [11:38] 10000 gold [11:38] yeah [11:38] You still need a body part to revive with. [11:39] or diamonds worth that much [11:39] And bodies decompose fast. [11:39] maybe it's true ressurection then [11:39] and that's a fuckload more [11:39] decompose fast [11:39] dump the ear in vinegar [11:39] if i die, unless it's late in the game and i really like my character, i'll probably just reroll as a psion [11:40] speaking of late in the game, has solid meantioned whether or not we're going into epic levels yet? [11:40] not yet. [11:40] but it might take a while [11:40] i need to know so i can better plan my build [11:40] since we have a big party, and it depends on what kind of encounters we get, and how much we can get done a session [11:40] Going into epic levels, assuming a 13.33 encounter = level rate, will take months [11:41] Years maybe. [11:41] meh [11:41] don't plan too early for it [11:41] well it's just i can better decide whether or not to multiclass if i know i'll get a chance to level past 20 [11:41] At level 5, and meeting once a week, we'd probably be lucky to hit level 6 in a month. [11:42] and I would think it more prudent to consider advancement from an in-character perspective. [11:42] that's about right, depends again how combat-heavy and how fast we move [11:42] Go where your character's personality takes you, not where you take you. [11:42] well you're supposed to get XP from all major challenges, not just combat [11:42] "how fast we move" [11:43] i mean, like how organzied we are as a party [11:43] if we spend lots of time arguing about what to do [11:43] or disagreeing with each other, we won't get as much done as if we worked coherently [11:43] good point [11:44] again, if say, someone (aka the barbarian) decided it would be a good idea to land himself in jail [11:44] we'd have to go on a sidequest to get him out [11:44] fuck, i could see that happening [11:44] not saying that's a bad thing, but still [11:44] My character would say "leave him" >_> [11:44] same [11:44] we've been together for a year [11:44] doesn't matter [11:45] it would be like 'ah shit guys, he's done it again, let's go rescue him' [11:45] well fine, we'd get him out, but not through legal means [11:45] Wizards are idiosyncratic and stubborn. [11:45] haha no [11:45] you haven't got a problem with that, have you, mr. chaotic good? [11:45] Plus I'm lawful [11:45] hell if i'm standing trial [11:45] for him [11:45] you thought as a CG I'd go through the legal means to free him? [11:45] lawful doesn't necessarily mean you follow the letter of the law, unless it's lawful good [11:46] wasn't sure, since CG is GOOD [11:46] Lawful good doesn't mean that, either [11:46] it does, unless the law is unjust [11:46] well i can easily reason it by saying, that pronogo free is better than pronogo not free because he can do more good with us than in jail [11:46] No, it doesn't. [11:46] well then we'll blow a hole in the side of the cell and make a run for it [11:46] lawful good is a pretty touchy topic [11:46] Batman doesn't follow the law of Gotham City but he's still considered Lawful Good in D&D terms. [11:47] really? [11:47] ues [11:47] let's no argue too that too much [11:47] yes* [11:47] he always came across as more of a CG guy [11:47] because he doesn't care about the law as long as justice is served [11:47] Complete Scoundrel, gives examples how you can be lawful and not follow the letter of the law [11:47] Justice is a lawful attribute [11:47] hey kong, do i need to give up stuff for skill tricks [11:47] or are those just, do em as you like [11:47] but Robin Hood is CG and he fights for justice [11:48] and the Sheriff of Nottingham is LE and he's the opposite of just [11:48] yes but he's not exactly buddy buddy with the law of the land [11:48] neither is Batman [11:48] Just because you're lawful doesn't mean you're just [11:48] alignments are confusing [11:48] They are just ideas that go hand-in-hand. [11:48] but here's one that's even more confusing [11:48] Alignment breaks down once it gets past a black-and-white mentality. [11:48] what's the alignment of V from V for Vendetta? [11:48] Chaotic Neutral [11:49] yeah I was thinking that myself [11:49] hmm shini: is pronogo here? [11:49] no [11:49] anioktos and my friend will be late by an hour [11:49] he's playing Batman IIRC [11:49] or Halo [11:49] is he..coming? [11:49] dunno [11:49] so I'll play my friend's character [11:50] so what alignment is Rorschach? CG? [11:50] probably [11:50] That's not really the point, though. My character may not follow the law of the land but he's intelligent, and so inclined, enough to know that acting stupid should not be encouraged [11:50] And I'd say he's lawful neutral with evil tendencies [11:50] yeah I could see that [11:50] lawful? [11:50] except he's not exactly devoted to the law [11:50] just to his interpretation of justice [11:50] Neither is Batman [11:51] Which is lawful [11:51] yeah, but Batman doesn't kill people either [11:51] Rorschach will kill anyone who commits a serious enough offence, and will break the bones of anyone who looks at him funny [11:51] Batman only kicks your ass if you're a criminal, and never kills [11:52] "A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government." Rorschach believes, strongly, that his conservatism right-wing dogma is the best to promote strong moral health in... [11:52] ...America. He is, ultimately, looking out for everyone to be upright, moral citizens. According to his definition of what is upright and moral. [11:52] hrm [11:52] i could see that [11:52] He's a sociopath for sure, but he's definitely not chaotic [11:52] but then, does that make Light (from Death Note) LN? [11:52] Lawful Evil [11:53] but he's fighting for his own twisted sense of justice [11:53] Good intentions do not justify evil means [11:53] Rorschach also uses evil means [11:53] but he's Neutral [11:53] Lawful evil with neutral tendencies/lawful neutral with evil tendencies. [11:53] If Rorschach is LN, how is Light LE? [11:53] I just amended my statement [11:53] learn to read [11:53] so he's both? [11:54] Either-or. [11:54] but if you had to pick one you'd say LN? [11:54] probably [11:54] Looking over the definitions of alignments, he sounds closer to LN [11:54] and for Light you'd say LE? [11:55] I was referring to Light earlier. [11:55] oh [11:55] nevermind then [11:55] hmm clerics are rare... [11:55] try not to get yourself killed [11:55] so my STR sucks, should I take Weapon Finesse? [11:55] Rorschach I hold to be LN, Light is still a close call but the PHB's definitions would suggest LN. [11:55] And yeah, probably. What are you? [11:55] DFA [11:55] In English, please [11:55] Dragonfire Adept [11:55] Never heard of it [11:56] I breathe fire at will. [11:56] pseudo-caster [11:56] But it doesn't work in anti-magic zones. [11:56] breath weapon every round [11:56] add effects to it, cold/light/weaken [11:56] http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson464.jpg [11:56] like a dragon [11:56] So occasionally I'll need a weapon. I have a crossbow for distance, a couple of daggers for melee [11:56] has invocations, which are like utilirian spells and such [11:56] utilitarian* [11:56] yeah, at level 6 i get to grow wings [11:56] right now, he has no offensive invocations, just breath weapon [11:56] Sounds like Dragon Shaman [11:57] it does [11:57] I don't know the stats for dragon shaman [11:57] They're in PHB2 [11:57] But there's an alternative class feature in this book that lets dragon shamans take an invocation instead of something else, an aura i think [11:57] not worth it imo because they can only pick a Least invocation, which doesn't include wings [11:57] Be wary of alternative class features. They often suck [11:58] yeah i know [11:58] The necromancer-specific alternate class features for wizards from Unearth Arcana, for example, actually make you worse as a necromancer than if you just specialized in that school or went Dread Necromancer [11:58] hey kong, can you get your bot online? [11:59] and necromancers already suck, don't they? [11:59] no.. [11:59] or is that just in NWN? [11:59] Actually no, they're awesome [11:59] hrm [11:59] necromancy school is pretty deadly [11:59] esp. if you have boVD [11:59] Necromancy is one of the best schools of magic in the game [11:59] i only play Wizards in the PC games [11:59] which lose most of the cool spells [11:59] so in those Necromancy sucks [11:59] unless you take Pale Master 03[11:59] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [11:59] roll 3d8 [11:59] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 3d8 --> 10,1[ 3d8=19 ]8,1{19} [11:59] It's chuck-full of ability drain and status ailment spells that really fuck up your opponent [12:00] maybe i'll try out a wizard some time [12:00] HD done [12:00] oh yeah, i still need to roll hitpoints [12:00] hey shini [12:00] roll your HD [12:00] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 your 4,1HD --> error: malformed expression [12:00] roll 4d8 [12:00] 4,1Shinigami42 rolled :7,1 4d8 --> 10,1[ 4d8=16 ]8,1{16} [12:00] 44 [12:01] also [12:01] remember to continuously remember the barbarian my horse is [12:01] both more intelligent, more wise, and more charismatic than he is [12:01] that's awesome and humiliating [12:01] but i bet i could beat your horse in a public speaking contest [12:01] um [12:01] it's a horse shinigami [12:02] you would pretty dumb trying to compete against it [12:02] but a horse with a CHA score [12:02] He's an /orc/ [12:02] well it's smarter than an orc [12:02] They are not sharp tools in the shed [12:02] still [12:02] true, but they aren't as dumb as animals either [12:02] shouldn't be dumber than a horse [12:02] They're close [12:02] it's not even close [12:02] he's got like 6 int [12:02] my horse has like 12 [12:02] How the hell [12:02] he meant they're close to animals [12:02] also, 12? [12:02] oh [12:02] sentience [12:02] fuck [12:02] sentient [12:02] right [12:03] Normally animals have 3 >_> [12:03] my INT is only 13 [12:03] Mine is 19 06[12:03] * kongurous flexes [12:03] damn it [12:03] are you human? [12:03] yes [12:03] you have a +2 item? [12:03] HOW DO YOU HAVE 19 [12:03] 17 Int, +2 Headband of Intellect [12:03] ah [12:03] i have a natural CON of 18 [12:03] 17 +1 for level 4 [12:03] And a 17 is almost genius level anyway [12:04] actually i believe a 17 is above genius [12:04] The physical human limit, once upon a time, was 18. [12:04] an 18 is super-genius [12:04] and a 19 is super-genius [12:04] or something [12:04] k pronogo's getting on 03[12:04] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [12:05] so there were tentacles coming out of every orifice [12:05] PLAYING HALO 3, HANG ON A SEOND [12:05] SKLFNVbgEJKL [12:05] WOAH SHINI [12:05] shit man [12:05] oh hi pronogo, didn't see you there [12:05] LINK PLEASE [12:05] what did she [12:05] oh [12:05] hey pronogo, why is your move speed 30 [12:05] oh nevermind [12:05] medium armor [12:05] also increase your AC by one, your dex bonus is now +2 [12:06] Pronogo, what's your AC? [12:06] his is 16, should be 17 [12:06] mine is higher. :D [12:06] congrats [12:06] and i have no armor [12:06] he's a frontline fighter, you are not [12:06] yeah, and i've got higher AC [12:07] pronogo, roll 4d12 [12:07] just type roll 4d12 [12:07] we have a dicebot [12:07] sup [12:07] ... [12:07] dicebot [12:07] hi [12:07] that was you kong D: [12:07] i see the delay [12:08] OH MY GOD IT'S ALIVE [12:08] hmm he's probably still at halo [12:08] pffft [12:08] what do you know [12:08] DEAR GOD IT'S ALIVE. IT'S BEEN POSSESSED [12:08] KONG YOU HAVE TO DESTROY IT [12:08] WITH A HAMMER [12:08] MY MACHINE SPIRIT HAS GONE LIVE [12:08] BUT MACHINES HAVE NO SOULS [12:08] THE OMNISSIAH DISAGREES [12:08] seriously though [12:08] 02changed the AC [12:09] use /me please [12:09] colored text is annoying [12:09] 02Pfft [12:09] roll your HD [12:09] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 your 4,1HD --> error: malformed expression [12:09] 02I can't read myself [12:09] WHY WON'T IT SAVE [12:09] its 4d12 + 27 [12:09] THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW IT DIDN'T SAVE [12:09] 02Who the hell is Deschain [12:09] dragonpaladin [12:09] how do you change name? /nick? /name? [12:09] /nick [12:09] that works 03[12:09] * Shinigami42 is now known as Siriand [12:09] or it's actually set as this in my settings, and i change it to DP each time 03[12:10] * Pr0nogo is now known as Kord [12:10] also there's a houserule we need to follow [12:10] 02orly [12:10] whoever strikes the last blow on a dragon [12:10] 02what dragon [12:10] gets to have the title Dragonsbane [12:10] a dragon [12:10] not the dragon [12:10] WOO DRAGONSBANE [12:10] and you have to introduce yourself as Dragonsbane to everyone [12:10] that'd be kind of ironic for me, and really ironic for you [12:11] 02lol [12:11] uhh i totally hate chromatics [12:11] i'd be down with it [12:11] yeah but you'd be a dragonman named Dragonsbane [12:11] I hate Drow [12:11] 02Yeah, that'd be foolish. [12:11] yea i guess i'd be a funny kind of guy [12:11] nope, got to stick to it [12:11] i do hope we fight drow [12:11] me too [12:11] i want to cut off their ears [12:11] 02lol [12:11] 'It's a good thing you drow can see in the dark.... [12:11] and use them as decorations [12:11] 02I like to kill period [12:11] CAUSE IT'S KNIGGGGHTTT TIMMME!' [12:11] *visor down* [12:11] 02so I don't give a shit who we're killing. [12:12] HAHA YOU MADE A PUN [12:12] 02BAD JOKE DP [12:12] Drow killed my character's brother, he's held a grudge ever since. [12:12] no [12:12] you'll see a lot more of these [12:12] I'm using that [12:12] 02Are we starting anytime soon [12:12] somewhere [12:12] 02I just quit my HALO to do this [12:12] hmm i wonder if drow are even in this world [12:12] 02-.- [12:12] solid is somewhere else [12:12] so [12:12] no [12:12] 02F [12:12] 02FFFFFFf [12:12] i think we've got a standard setting [12:12] 02solidsamurai [12:12] but with a different palce [12:12] 02THAT DINGS HIM [12:12] man pronog, halo is that kind of game you can't just play at any time [12:12] Solid didn't say my character's hatred of drow wasn'tkosher [12:12] so I assume they exist [12:12] 02lol [12:13] right so i have three lackeys and i need names for them [12:13] 02I was doing a machinima [12:13] that's solid reasoning [12:13] 02so I could [12:13] get it, solid? [12:13] 02lol [12:13] HAHA YOU POINTED OUT A PUN [12:13] ...why do you have lackeys [12:13] 02I don't get it [12:13] yea, i'm the punnyman here [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] get it, punnyman? [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] alright i'm done [12:13] 02lol [12:13] 02Everyone ding solid [12:13] 02-.- [12:13] http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns [12:13] solid [12:13] solid [12:13] solid [12:13] solidsamurai [12:13] solidsamurai [12:13] 02._. [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:13] 02solidsamurai [12:14] 04burn eyes [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] hey [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] solidsamurai [12:14] kord and siriand [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] DAMN IT MAN [12:14] dual each other [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] ARE YOUR SPEAKERS OFF [12:14] duel* [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] oh wait i'm not done yet [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] BECAUSE MY SAVE GOT WIPED [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] AGAIN [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] i can't, because my save keeps getting destroyed [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] STOP IT [12:14] 04solidsamurai [12:14] 02solidsamurai [12:14] 02whaty [12:15] 02what [12:15] 02lol [12:15] you ping him [12:15] 02DUDE [12:15] 02HIT ENTER 06[12:15] * Kord pulls out a greataxe [12:15] i think when you type and he's not [12:15] 02RIKKI TIK TIK, MOTHER FUCKER. 06[12:15] * Kord slashes Deschain's computer [12:15] looking at the page [12:15] don't do that [12:15] 02No it works [12:15] 02like [12:15] 02Deschain [12:15] 02Type Kord [12:15] 02oh wait [12:15] 02Pr0nogo [12:15] it dings anyway [12:15] 02yeah [12:15] 02ding [12:15] no, i mean solid might get pinged when siriand is not looking [12:15] kord [12:15] 02Shinigami42 [12:15] no it'd be siriand [12:15] i mean siriand might get pinged by our conversation [12:15] 02Siriand [12:15] 02Deschain [12:15] no ping [12:15] 02do not ping [12:16] try again [12:16] no ping [12:16] 02Shinigami42 [12:16] yeah [12:16] 02Dragonpaladin [12:16] no [12:16] speakers were turned down [12:16] 02Pr0nogo [12:16] 02oh [12:16] 02lol [12:16] my pings are turned off [12:16] no it's Deschain [12:16] 02You can turn off pings [12:16] nothing [12:16] 02 [12:16] 02damnit man [12:16] 02what does voicing do [12:16] 02like right-click a name [12:16] 02and hit voice [12:16] 02like what [12:16] DAMN IT I HAVE TO DO SKILLS AGAIN [12:17] do you hit save in the top left? [12:17] 02holy shit kong [12:17] yeah [12:17] 02you got a ping of 2.73 seconds [12:17] what [12:17] and then it just goes to another character sheet without saving [12:17] do not give shit [12:17] 02hit enter in a blank field [12:17] 02or a field [12:17] 02but whatever [12:17] \ [12:17] 02I have yet to do my ten minute background [12:17] that won't save either [12:17] 02-.- [12:17] roll 3d8 + 36 [12:17] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 3d8 4,1+ 36 --> 10,1[ 3d8=17 ]8,1{17} [12:18] roll 3d8+36 [12:18] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 3d8+36 --> 10,1[ 3d8=16 ]8,1{52} [12:18] join your clauses bro [12:18] 02roll 5d12 + 27 [12:18] 02roll 5d12+27 [12:18] 02wtf [12:18] roll 5d12+27 [12:18] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 5d12+27 --> 10,1[ 5d12=39 ]8,1{66} [12:18] 02kk 66 [12:18] it's 4d12 [12:18] not 5 d12 [12:18] 02It's 5d12 [12:18] 02solid said [12:18] then why is it 27? [12:18] yeah, your first level is automatically 12 [12:18] ok [12:18] then you have 4 levels left [12:19] not 5 [12:19] 02what [12:19] so 4d12 + 12first level + 15con [12:19] first level is always max hitdie [12:19] i am familiar with that [12:19] if your first level is max, then you do not roll it [12:19] talking to pronogo [12:19] so you roll 4d12 [12:19] that's what i'm saying [12:19] 02roll 4d12+27 [12:19] ok [12:19] you don't roll first level [12:19] 02WTF [12:19] roll 4d12+27 [12:19] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 4d12+27 --> 10,1[ 4d12=18 ]8,1{45} [12:19] 02what am I doing wrong [12:19] does that 27 include your 12? [12:19] yes [12:19] it does [12:19] it might be color [12:19] he has 15 from con [12:19] 0212+27 [12:19] err [12:20] 15* [12:20] 03roll 4d12+27 [12:20] roll 4d12+27 [12:20] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 4d12+27 --> 10,1[ 4d12=25 ]8,1{52} [12:20] ah [12:20] it's color [12:20] doesn't work in color [12:20] roll 1d1 [12:20] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d1 --> 10,1[ 1d1=1 ]8,1{1} [12:20] YES [12:20] I GOT MAX [12:20] roll 1d500 [12:20] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d500 --> 10,1[ 1d500=426 ]8,1{426} [12:20] lucky [12:20] roll 5d500 [12:20] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 5d500 --> 10,1[ 5d500=1307 ]8,1{1307} [12:20] roll 1d100000 +100000 [12:20] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 1d100000 4,1+100000 --> 10,1[ 1d100000=15570 ]8,1{15570} [12:20] roll 500d500 [12:20] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 500d500 --> error: maximum number of dice is 100 [12:20] lol [12:20] kord, write down your HP [12:20] roll 100d500 [12:20] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 100d500 --> 10,1[ 100d500=24383 ]8,1{24383} [12:20] roll 100d10010101010101010101 [12:20] 4,1Kord rolled :7,1 100d10010101010101010101 --> 10,1[ 100d953777845=1851953 ]8,1{1851953} [12:20] fail [12:20] YOU BROKE THE MACHINE YOU ASSHOLE [12:20] xD [12:20] what was my HP [12:20] 66 [12:21] kk [12:21] no [12:21] AFHkjdsFJKLEN [12:21] IT WAS 66 [12:21] what's your CON bonus? [12:21] FUCK YOU AND YOUR FACTS [12:21] no you rolled 5d12 that time [12:21] 15 [12:21] +2? +3? [12:21] Oh [12:21] 3 02[12:21] * Kord (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [12:21] his con bonus is +3, which means for 5 levels its 15 [12:21] okay [12:21] so [12:21] his full HD on level 1 is 12 [12:21] so its 4d12 + 27 [12:21] 15+12=27 [12:21] so 03[12:21] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [12:21] roll 4d12+27 [12:21] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 4d12+27 --> 10,1[ 4d12=19 ]8,1{46} [12:21] yes [12:21] WTF [12:21] I RANDOMLY CONNECTED TO 4CHAN [12:21] there we go [12:21] FORTY-SIX, BITCH [12:21] 46 [12:21] +4 [12:21] BECAUSE I SAID SO [12:22] whatever [12:22] I like 66 better [12:22] -.- [12:22] ._. [12:22] don't do that [12:22] no you don't [12:22] don't be that guy [12:22] lol [12:22] you prefer 46 [12:22] because hitpoints are like golf points [12:22] I prefer 42 [12:22] the lower the better [12:22] so get it below 0 and you win [12:22] or 69 [12:22] or 511 [12:22] hmm where is solid [12:22] eating [12:22] dead [12:22] i don't know [12:22] LOL [12:22] i need to fix my character AGAIN [12:22] eating dead [12:22] brb fud [12:22] He has until 4 [12:22] because it won't fucking save [12:23] i mean it's not like he's doing anything [12:23] he's off right now [12:24] Yeah if he aint here by 4 [12:24] I'm gonna start working on homework [12:24] WEIRD [12:24] I hit save and everything wiped [12:24] so I hit back and the enter [12:24] and it updated [12:25] I have 10k EXP right [12:25] yes [12:25] AWESOME [12:25] I'm in windowed mode [12:25] lol [12:25] SKILLS DONE AT LAST [12:25] NOW TO DO STUFF 02[12:26] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[12:26] * Pr0nogo (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards [12:26] Well that went well. [12:26] brb drink [12:27] Anyone here happen to have an XBL gamertag that they use frequently, other than me and Siriand? [12:27] yes [12:28] I'm going to guess that's you, kong. What's your tag? 03[12:28] * ReverendSin (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards [12:28] TransonicGore [12:28] Who [12:28] kk [12:29] do i count as a spellcaster for making alchemical stuff? [12:29] Don't know. [12:29] brb adding kong [12:30] Your invocation level is your caster level in this case [12:30] so does that mean i can make tindertwigs and the like with Craft (Alchemy)? [12:30] hmm ss slept kind of late [12:30] if this means he overslept [12:30] Back [12:30] i'm going to be pretty pissed that he didn't have an alarm set [12:30] lol [12:31] how can you sleep [12:31] from like [12:31] 10 PM [12:31] 1AM actually [12:31] he was on at like 1:30 AM [12:31] Sir: yes [12:31] whatever [12:31] still [12:31] TransonicGore - added as friend [12:31] awesome [12:31] putting a couple points into alchemy [12:31] ignore the other message I sent to you TG [12:35] pronogo [12:35] siriand [12:35] duel each other, go go go [12:35] wang [12:36] roll 3d6 [12:36] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 3d6 --> 10,1[ 3d6=7 ]8,1{7} [12:36] SEVEN POINTS OF DAMAGE [12:36] BITCH [12:36] roll for initiative first sir [12:36] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 for 4,1initiative first sir --> error: malformed expression [12:36] fine [12:36] i'll roll for initiate [12:36] roll 1d20 [12:36] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d20 --> 10,1[ 1d20=1 ]8,1{1} [12:36] +6 [12:36] 7 [12:36] ROLL BITCH [12:36] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 BITCH --> error: malformed expression [12:36] how far away are we? [12:37] i dunno [12:37] 50 ft. [12:37] PRONOGO YOU ASSHOLE [12:37] ROLL FOR INITIATIVE [12:37] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 FOR 4,1INITIATIVE --> error: malformed expression [12:37] What happened [12:37] roll for initiative pronogo [12:37] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 for 4,1initiative pronogo --> error: malformed expression [12:37] roll initiative [12:37] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 initiative --> error: malformed expression [12:37] roll for initiative [12:37] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 for 4,1initiative --> error: malformed expression [12:37] ok, stop saying roll [12:37] roll initiative [12:37] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 initiative --> error: malformed expression [12:37] wtf [12:37] roll 1d20 +4 [12:37] 4,1ReverendSin rolled :7,1 1d20 4,1+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=2 ]8,1{2} [12:37] pronogo, roll for initiative [12:37] pronogo, roll 1d20+intiative mod [12:37] roll 1d20+4 [12:37] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 1d20+4 --> 10,1[ 1d20=5 ]8,1{9} [12:38] I got improved init [12:38] pronog goes first [12:38] SOLID'S HERE? [12:38] 50ft away [12:38] what do you do [12:38] wait what [12:38] make your move [12:38] siriand is 50 feet away [12:38] Who's 50 feet away [12:38] me [12:38] you two are dueling [12:38] oh we're dueling [12:38] mkay [12:38] I hide behind a counter [12:38] and give him me monies [12:38] ... [12:38] don't be retarded [12:38] waiting for spiderman to save me [12:38] coward [12:38] lol [12:38] OH THAT'S RIGHT [12:38] wait [12:38] How much can I move [12:38] running [12:39] 60 ft [12:39] 30 ft. [12:39] right [12:39] or 60 ft charging] [12:39] RUNNING [12:39] charging [12:39] mkay [12:39] run is 4x [12:39] running you don't get to attack [12:39] does that provoke AOO [12:39] no... [12:39] attack of oppur [12:39] kk [12:39] but you don't get to attack [12:39] Hmm [12:39] charge you ffs [12:39] I'll move 30 ft [12:39] him* [12:39] if you move 30 ft you can't hit him [12:39] should I be using GT for this [12:39] if you charge 60 you can [12:39] gametable or no [12:39] no [12:39] no [12:39] just roll in here [12:39] just chat [12:40] we're 50 feet away in a straight line [12:40] you two are not 50 feet away [12:40] now* [12:40] you can move up to your speed, or charge, or hustle, or run [12:40] your move pronogo [12:40] I said move 30 ft [12:40] okay [12:40] .... [12:40] so now we're 20ft away [12:40] towards him [12:40] ok... [12:40] wait [12:40] hmm [12:40] can I like [12:40] move 15 ft [12:40] END YOUR TURN BITCH [12:40] forward [12:40] and 15 other way [12:40] like left [12:40] or right [12:40] yes [12:40] or easty [12:40] Yes [12:40] kk [12:40] but why would you do that [12:40] Because it's funny. [12:40] nvm [12:40] just charge him and hit him with your axe [12:40] just go [12:40] lol [12:40] I can't hit with charge [12:41] so 30 ft in a straight line? [12:41] Charging provokes an attack of opportunity [12:41] he'll just try to slice my neck [12:41] and yes, you can hit [12:41] yeah [12:41] Wait what [12:41] I CAN HIT HIM IF I CHARGE [12:41] charge leads into an attack [12:41] ...Yes. [12:41] CAN I* [12:41] kk [12:41] charge and hit [12:41] but i'll get an AoO with my dagger [12:41] gogo [12:41] meh [12:41] Charges end in attacks. [12:41] I has 46 hp [12:41] ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY, RIGHT [12:41] And it's a dagger. Whoo, 1d4 damage. [12:41] yeah [12:41] roll 1d4 [12:41] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 1d4 --> 10,1[ 1d4=1 ]8,1{1} [12:41] your puny dagger [12:41] lol [12:41] LOL [12:41] okay [12:41] WHOO! 1 DAMAGE! [12:41] 45 [12:41] no [12:41] it itches me [12:41] thanks [12:41] you only get an AoO if the guy has reach [12:41] like a lance [12:42] what [12:42] damn it [12:42] wort wort wort [12:42] anyways [12:42] or spiked chain [12:42] ATTACK [12:42] roll 1d12+6 [12:42] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 1d12+6 --> 10,1[ 1d12=6 ]8,1{12} [12:42] 12 [12:42] fuck [12:42] roll your attack rollls [12:42] 4,1Deschain rolled :7,1 your 4,1attack rollls --> error: malformed expression [12:42] OH [12:42] yeah [12:42] sorry [12:42] roll attack [12:42] 4,1Siriand rolled :7,1 attack --> error: malformed expression [12:42] .... [12:42] you have to beat 18 [12:42] roll 1d20+12 [12:42] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 1d20+12 --> 10,1[ 1d20=7 ]8,1{19} [12:42] dun [12:42] you have +12 to hit? [12:42] he does [12:42] BaB+str [12:43] mod [12:43] damn [12:43] now roll damage [12:43] -.- I did [12:43] roll 1d12+6 [12:43] 4,1Pr0nogo rolled :7,1 1d12+6 --> 10,1[ 1d12=4 ]8,1{10} [12:43] there [12:43] WHOO! I'M STILL ALIVE [12:43] 2 less than before but whatever [12:43] 34 HP [12:43] 34 - 10 or 44- 10 [12:43] 44 - 10* [12:43] mkay his turn now [12:43] one sec [12:43] put your HP in your name 03[12:44] * Siriand is now known as Siriand34 [12:44] oh 03[12:44] * Pr0nogo is now known as Kord-46 03[12:44] * Deschain is now known as Deschain[56] 03[12:44] * Kord-46 is now known as Kord-[46] [12:44] Do i roll attack for breath weapon? [12:44] no [12:44] Q.Q [12:44] but he rolls reflex save [12:44] oh [12:44] then I use weakening breath [12:44] kk [12:44] roll reflex for DC 16 [12:44] 4,1Siriand34 rolled :7,1 reflex 4,1for DC 16 --> error: malformed expression [12:44] 1d20? [12:45] roll 1d20 + 3 [12:45] 4,1Kord-[46] rolled :7,1 1d20 4,1+ 3 --> 10,1[ 1d20=13 ]8,1{13} [12:45] FFFf [12:45] kk [12:45] what's the damage [12:45] -6 STR [12:45] You lose 6 points of strength [12:45] permanently [12:45] -.- [12:45] No [12:45] no [12:45] temporarily [12:45] how long are the effects [12:45] temporarily, but in this fight yes [12:45] like, for the rest of the battle [12:45] quite a while [12:45] you need someone to heal it for you, i think [12:45] and this is one-on-one [12:45] so you lose 6 for the rest of the battle [12:45] -.- [12:45] kk [12:45] so your to-hit is now 6 [12:45] err [12:45] 9 [12:45] Alright. [12:46] and your attack is only 1d12 +3 [12:46] also [12:46] i still have a move action [12:46] 1d12 + 4* [12:46] I'll hit him again. [12:46] oh [12:46] okay [12:46] I thought breath weapons were full round actions [12:46] so i move my speed away from you [12:46] guess not [12:46] lol [12:46] no, standard action [12:46] it is a standard for him [12:46] I can just charge again [12:46] i'm now 30 feet from you [12:46] yeah, but it'll still.. um... [12:46] help [12:46] somehow [12:46] not really [12:46] I'll move 30 ft and attack [12:46] he can just move and attack now [12:46] again [12:46] Check the description of the ability to see if ability damage heals. Otherwise it'll wear off after a few hours or days or so. 03[12:46] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards [12:46] [roll for attack roll] [12:47] FFFFFFf [12:47] brb [12:47] hey anoiktos [12:47] so there were tentacles coming out of every orifice [12:47] ss hasn't shown up yet [12:47] oh hi anoiktos, didn't see you there [12:47] so we're uh just waiting [12:48] What're the roll commands? [12:48] just roll [insert expression] [12:48] roll 1d4+2 [12:48] 4,1Siriand34 rolled :7,1 1d4+2 --> 10,1[ 1d4=2 ]8,1{4} [12:48] roll 3d8+36 [12:48] make sure there aren't any spaces though [12:48] 4,1Deschain[56] rolled :7,1 3d8+36 --> 10,1[ 3d8=19 ]8,1{55} [12:48] roll 1d12+9 [12:48] 4,1Kord-[46] rolled :7,1 1d12+9 --> 10,1[ 1d12=5 ]8,1{14} [12:48] wait [12:48] ROLL FOR ATTACK [12:48] 4,1Siriand34 rolled :7,1 FOR 4,1ATTACK --> error: malformed expression [12:48] FIRST [12:48] also it becaues 1d12+4, not 1d12+9 [12:48] yeah, i took out 6 points of strength [12:49] bitch [12:49] roll 101d1337 [12:49] 4,1Anoiktos rolled :7,1 101d1337 --> error: maximum number of dice is 100 [12:49] roll 100d1337 [12:49] 4,1Siriand34 rolled :7,1 100d1337 --> 10,1[ 100d1337=62481 ]8,1{62481} [12:49] and your attack roll is 1d20+9 [12:49] wait [12:49] kk [12:49] roll 1d20+9 [12:49] 4,1Kord-[46] rolled :7,1 1d20+9 --> 10,1[ 1d20=16 ]8,1{25} [12:49] rape [12:49] hit [12:49] roll damage [12:49] 4,1Deschain[56] rolled :7,1 damage --> error: malformed expression [12:49] DAMN IT [12:49] STOP IT DESCHAIN [12:49] I KNOW WHAT TO DO [12:49] -.- [12:49] roll 1d12+4 [12:49] 4,1Kord-[46] rolled :7,1 1d12+4 --> 10,1[ 1d12=6 ]8,1{10} [12:49] again [12:49] -.- [12:49] damn 03[12:50] * Siriand34 is now known as Siriand24 [12:50] Now his turn is over, right? [12:50] yes [12:50] I moved and atked [12:50] Can I run, then attack? [12:50] Or attack, then run? [12:50] yes [12:50] both i think [12:50] but not run, move [12:50] run is a full round action, it's different [12:50] Damn [12:50] Hustle? [12:50] Hustle isn't an action [12:50] no just move [12:50] lo [12:51] Then what's hustle? [12:51] x3 [12:51] or x2 [12:51] I forget [12:51] Hustle is x2, bgut kong just said it's not an action [12:51] [15:51] Hustle isn't an action [12:51] yeah [12:51] so don't bother [12:51] you can only move [12:51] limit yourself to move, charge, and run [12:51] even if you could I'd just charge [12:51] It's a spell [12:51] hustle is a spell? [12:51] are you sure? [12:51] ENOUGH [12:51] positive [12:52] http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/hustle.htm 03[12:52] * Kord-[46] is now known as Kord[46] [12:52] Go [12:52] Do the hustle [12:52] Then why is hustle on the movement table in chapter 7? [12:52] As x2 movement [12:52] chapter 7 of PHB I mean [12:52] before psionics was released for 3.5 [12:53] it's overland movement [12:53] we're in battle [12:53] because it was before psionics were released for 3.5 [12:53] so you can't hustle in combat, but you can run? [12:53] yes [12:53] STOP WHINING AND DO YOUR ATTACK [12:53] MOVE [12:53] TURN [12:53] THINGY [12:53] STRATEGY IS IMPORTANT [12:53] ok hustle is not a viable option, forget about it [12:53] i breathe fire [12:53] Capslock, guys. [12:53] roll 3d6 [12:53] 4,1Siriand24 rolled :7,1 3d6 --> 10,1[ 3d6=9 ]8,1{9} [12:53] FUCK [12:54] lol 3d6 [12:54] roll reflex [12:54] 4,1Siriand24 rolled :7,1 reflex --> error: malformed expression [12:54] what was that for [12:54] his breath weapon [12:54] for breathing fire, that's what [12:54] roll 1d20+3 [12:54] 4,1Kord[46] rolled :7,1 1d20+3 --> 10,1[ 1d20=11 ]8,1{14} [12:54] he lost [12:54] what was the DC [12:54] 16? [12:54] 16 [12:54] kk [12:54] 10 + half my class level + my CON modifier 03[12:54] * Kord[46] is now known as Kord[37] [12:54] roll 1d20+9 [12:54] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d20+9 --> 10,1[ 1d20=8 ]8,1{17} [12:54] fff [12:54] NOT YET [12:54] i missed [12:54] oh [12:54] i still move [12:54] okay [12:54] lol [12:55] if you charge at him [12:55] you can add +2 to your attack rol [12:55] hitting him [12:55] i move 25 feet in a straight line, then 5 feet to the left [12:55] awesome [12:55] so you can't charge [12:55] I SEE YOUR STRATEGY [12:55] I can still charge diagnol [12:55] .... [12:55] you can still charge diagonally [12:55] that's not diagonol [12:55] diagnol is reduced by half [12:55] lol [12:55] It's spelled Diagonal. [12:55] it's not diagonol, it's a funny angle [12:55] whatever [12:55] You can't charge diagonal [12:55] it's a straight line [12:55] use the pythagorean theorem [12:55] you just turn [12:55] No. [12:55] and charge [12:55] I'll move whatever to go up to him [12:56] and roll [12:56] You can't turn then charge [12:56] roll 1d20+9 [12:56] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d20+9 --> 10,1[ 1d20=19 ]8,1{28} [12:56] bitched. [12:56] roll 1d12+4 [12:56] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d12+4 --> 10,1[ 1d12=9 ]8,1{13} [12:56] You have 1 HP [12:56] lol [12:56] 11* [12:56] sorry 03[12:56] * Siriand24 is now known as Siriand11 [12:56] deschain [12:56] I use Weakening Breath [12:56] roll reflex [12:56] 4,1Siriand11 rolled :7,1 reflex --> error: malformed expression [12:56] how do you have more HP then me [12:56] roll 1d20+3 [12:56] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d20+3 --> 10,1[ 1d20=16 ]8,1{19} [12:56] We should get an OOC channel so in-character interaction is ruined by stupid commentary and yelling [12:57] because he's a munchkin [12:57] bitched [12:57] DAMN IT [12:57] you still lose -3 i think [12:57] is it reflex half [12:57] check it [12:57] Yes [12:57] kk [12:57] Unless you have evasion [12:57] which is a feat [12:57] right [12:57] it is reflex half, and i assume it applies to ability damage [12:57] so yeah [12:57] -3 [12:57] to strength [12:57] mkay [12:57] which puts you at [12:57] 11 [12:57] i think [12:57] what's that do for my stats [12:57] I had 22 [12:57] lol [12:57] 22-9 [12:57] Yeah, and I did a total of 9 [12:57] so 11 [12:57] yeah 11 [12:57] kk [12:57] I'm almost stronger. :D [12:57] lol [12:57] LOL [12:57] you don't have 11 str [12:57] lmfao [12:58] I said almost [12:58] I know [12:58] you have 10? [12:58] You're only 3 ahead of me [12:58] or 11 [12:58] Okay, official rules denote specifically that you cannot change directions during a charge without psionic feats and focus, but I've never seen a ruling on nonforward/diagonal charges. Honestly, I'd care a little more if it weren't an almost completely semantic ruling; the point of charge is to reach someone without anything in between; I'd personally rule that so long as you aren't taking... [12:58] LOL [12:58] ...advantage of cover or going around PCs/NPCs that would otherwise make a charge impossible, it's fine. 01[12:58] <@solidsamurai> hey guys [12:58] Diagonal charge is okay [12:58] you can't charge direction in a charge 01[12:58] <@solidsamurai> was mowing the lawn [12:58] but as long as you have a straight line [12:58] But you can't change direction 01[12:58] <@solidsamurai> SUP GUYS [12:58] you are good to go [12:58] hey ss [12:58] FINALLY [12:58] And he wasn't making a diagonal [12:58] good to you're here 01[12:58] <@solidsamurai> LETS GET THIS SHIT ON [12:58] go to you'r ehere [12:58] lol [12:58] here* [12:58] you're* [12:58] ANYWAYS [12:58] So I move 25, then 5 [12:58] again [12:58] guys a few ground rules [12:58] keep OOC chatter to a minimum [12:59] or put it in another channel [12:59] I'll move back to you [12:59] try to spell things correct, don't do what kord just did 01[12:59] <@solidsamurai> actually guys i was thinking of opening up a private channel for each of you [12:59] /join warboardsOOC 01[12:59] <@solidsamurai> and then having an ooc channel, is that cool? [12:59] yeah [12:59] we're not going to be in one channel? [12:59] Okay, I'm DLing mIRC, firefox's IRC client doesn't let me open multiple windows. [12:59] lol [12:59] will there be an IG channel that we can talk to each other in? [12:59] just use ONC [12:59] /join #warboardsOOC [12:59] Yes it does [13:00] It lets me have multiple channels open... [13:00] Tabs at the bottom, chatzilla right? [13:00] I'm using Firefox [13:00] I'm using the basic thing [13:00] not IRC [13:00] Oh, chatzilla is far better [13:00] meh [13:00] it's an addon right [13:00] yes [13:00] i have chatzilla but it's confusing [13:00] lol [13:00] okay [13:00] anyways [13:00] can't remember the commands for joining a server [13:00] roll 1d20+6 [13:00] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=4 ]8,1{10} [13:00] fail [13:00] you miss me [13:00] it's +6 right 01[13:00] <@solidsamurai> kord, your private channel is #kord, join it [13:00] your axe glances off my scales [13:00] now that I'm 11 STR [13:01] it's your BAB [13:01] and nothing else [13:01] 8+1 [13:01] You know you can PM everyone, right? [13:01] 5+1 = 6 [13:01] yes [13:01] yeah 01[13:01] <@solidsamurai> siriand, please join your private channel 01[13:01] <@solidsamurai> yah but pming is lengthy 01[13:01] <@solidsamurai> too much typing :P [13:01] Solid, can't you PM everyone? [13:01] Oh, well on this client it just opens a private tab [13:01] Just open up a PM when necessary. 01[13:01] <@solidsamurai> i could but it just fills up the channel :P [13:01] The client on the orgnetwork site just opens a private tab 01[13:02] <@solidsamurai> o really [13:02] yeah 01[13:02] <@solidsamurai> let me try [13:02] so anyway I breathe fire again [13:02] take it OOC now [13:02] roll 3d6 [13:02] 4,1Siriand11 rolled :7,1 3d6 --> 10,1[ 3d6=11 ]8,1{11} [13:02] because we're starting 01[13:02] <@solidsamurai> wait, how do you pm [13:02] roll 1d20+3 [13:02] 4,1Kord[37] rolled :7,1 1d20+3 --> 10,1[ 1d20=12 ]8,1{15} [13:02] fail [13:02] FAIL [13:02] double clik on their name [13:02] click on my name 03[13:03] * Kord[37] is now known as Kord[26] [13:03] Woo! I'm winning [13:03] No. [13:03] again, 25ft and 5ft [13:03] You're not. [13:03] lol [13:03] You can just stop the duel now [13:03] SS wants to start [13:03] stop it now or take it to OOC [13:03] roll 1d20+6 [13:03] 4,1Kord[26] rolled :7,1 1d20+6 --> 10,1[ 1d20=20 ]8,1{26} [13:03] Alright [13:03] to OOC! [13:04] roll 1d12+2 [13:04] 4,1Kord[26] rolled :7,1 1d12+2 --> 10,1[ 1d12=11 ]8,1{13} 03[13:04] * Kord[26] is now known as Kord[46] 03[13:04] * kongbot (~katackatr@c-98-224-45-174.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has left #warboards 03[13:04] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards 03[13:05] * Deschain[56] is now known as Deschain 03[13:05] * Siriand11 is now known as Siriand 03[13:05] * Kord[46] is now known as Kord 03[13:06] * kongurous is now known as HazamAsh 03[13:06] * ReverendSin is now known as Dey_W [13:06] anoiktos [13:07] Yeh? [13:07] /join #warboardsOOC 03[13:07] * solidsamurai is now known as The 03[13:07] * The is now known as TheGM 02[13:07] * Anoiktos (~chatzilla@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]) 03[13:07] * TheGM is now known as TheGM 01[13:08] <@TheGM> A crowd floods all around. In the background a hooded man appears to be gripping a merchant's arm. You recognize the merchant to be of the name 'Karson Ulman' 01[13:09] <@TheGM> surrounding the man are large figures, obviously bug bears. About eight of them. [13:12] Smiling jovially, Mirra approaches the group of bugbears, peering happily at the hooded man. She cocks her head to the side, the clean but tattered robes she wears flowing gently as she moves, and exclaims: "Hi! What seems to be the trouble, friends?" 01[13:12] <@TheGM> A bugbear barks at this, whispering rapidly to the hooded man. 01[13:13] <@TheGM> The man grins at the girl, "This is a private matter... and I would advise you not to get involved. My friends are... well y'know." 01[13:13] <@TheGM> one of the bugbears pulls on the merchant's arm and he appears to be wincing 06[13:13] * HazamAsh stays near to Mirra, gripping his spell book and unclasping one of his spell component pouches. He is a man of average height and slight build, favoring a blue cloak and headband worn a loose-fitting white shirt and white harem pants. "What has this merchant done to you?" [13:14] Warily, Kord throws a bone to the ground, with a few tiny hunks of meat flapping in the breeze. Walking over to the group, he says "And he is with us." 06[13:14] * Kord points to the merchant 01[13:14] <@TheGM> "Done to me? Well nothing directly. This is a private matter. Too complicated." He begins whispering nervously to the bugbear near him. 06[13:15] * Dey_W continues making shoes [13:15] "Private or not, he is a friend. It would be unwonted for him to trouble another unnecessarily." [13:15] Mirra, still smiling, seems entirely nonplussed by the man's intimation. "They're bugbears. Nice people, excellent warriors, and I've found them to be rather honorable, as a rule. I'm sure they're no danger to someone as harmless as me. May I ask, are any of you hurt? I rather specialize in healing, and I've noted that such fine warriors as these are wont to hide their wounds unnecssarily." 01[13:16] <@TheGM> The bugbear appears angry quite angry. He's barking. He wrestles the merchant away and into the crowd. The merchant almost appears to cry 'help' but nervousness apparently prevents him from doing so. [13:16] Hmm, I'd like to express doubt on the ability of bugbears to be honorable. 01[13:17] <@TheGM> "Excuse me sirs." The hooded man trots after the bugbear. [13:17] *whisper* Hush, don't insult them when they're in ear range. [13:18] "I'm sure there's some other explanation. Would you fine gentlemen", at this, Mirra addresses the other bugbears, "care to help me track down your friend? I'd rather he not sully your reputation, and if either of them got hurt it would be most dreadful." 06[13:20] * Siriand mutters a few words and moves his hands in a deliberate fashion. 01[13:20] <@TheGM> One of the bugbears snarls at mirra and pushes her to the ground. The others laugh as they make their way after their friend. 06[13:21] * HazamAsh sighs incredulously and trots after the bugbears. "Please, stop this. I'm sure whatever our friend did here to deserve this can be fixed without further incident. Does he owe you money? I'm a wizard, I can get funds." 06[13:22] * Kord snarles at the bugbears as he follows them in a hustle 06[13:23] * Siriand runs after the bugbears. "Please, we're all friends here. We want to know why you're holding our friend." [13:26] Mirra, incredulous, stands up and shakes her head. "Well, *that* doesn't appear to have worked very well. " 06[13:30] * Siriand takes a deep breath, and exhales fire over the bugbears. 06[13:42] * Kord lunges over a pedestrian, booting one in the head and landing next to one of the bugbears. Lashing out, Kord slices his foe. 01[13:42] <@TheGM> A bunch of chickens explode in poofs of immolation. Someone screams and then laughs until realization dawns that the fire has burnt a civilian alive. The entire crowd roars in fear. One of the bugbears leaps out of the way as his ass is scorched. The other catches fire. 06[13:43] * Siriand snickers. 01[13:43] <@TheGM> The bugbear roars in pain as a cut extends from hand to shoulder. 06[13:43] * Dey_W ceases making shoes 06[13:43] * Deschain puts on the shoes. [13:43] Now. Now I am ready for battle. [13:44] Hmm, these are the shittiest pair shoes I have ever worn. [13:44] I feel even less of a man now that I have put them on. 01[13:45] <@TheGM> Dey glimpses through the crowd and notices the merchant being carried just 130ft. beyond some 7ft. high residences. 01[13:45] <@TheGM> The merchant then promptly dissappears around the bend. 01[13:46] <@TheGM> The nearest bugbear is just 50ft. from the merchant. 01[13:46] <@TheGM> 75ft. from Dey. [13:49] Dey hoists himself on my shoulders and I grip my sword. 06[13:51] * HazamAsh jogs forward 30 feet and aims for the center of the bugbears. He takes a bit of spider web from a spell component pouch, curls his fingers in an intricate pattern, and whispers arcane syllables as a many-layered mass of strong, silky strands of spider webs reach to enclose all in their radius [13:52] *time warp go* 01[13:54] <@TheGM> Deschain narrowly avoids the bugbear's falchion. He can feel his nose being clipped by it. [13:54] Hah! A pittance! 06[13:54] * Siriand snickers again. 01[13:57] <@TheGM> Deschain slips out of reach of the warrior's sword. 01[13:59] <@TheGM> Deschain soars up to the rooftops. Up above you can see 8 bugbears surrounded by a crowd that is beginning to stir in fear. One of them barks angrily, taunting you. 120ft. ahead is the merchant. 01[13:59] <@TheGM> The merchant appears to be making his way to down the shadier streets. 01[13:59] <@TheGM> Held hostage by the bugbear of course, whom you now notice has red rimmed fur. You wonder why you didn't notice it before. [14:00] Situational colorblindness. [14:00] It happens 06[14:03] * Dey_W returns to making shoes [14:04] You are making shoes on my shoulder sir. 06[14:04] * Dey_W is 01[14:06] <@TheGM> Everything becomes a blur as deschain runs. Suddenly, as if by teleportation, or some miracle, you are above the red rimmed bug bear. 01[14:07] <@TheGM> The merchant is unaware of your presence 06[14:09] * Dey_W puts shoes away 06[14:09] * Mirra walks over to the wounded civilians, hands above her head. She is no longer smiling, and her face is worried with concern. She speaks, calmly: "Be still; bring the wounded to me, that I may heal them before their condition worsens." Ignoring the bugbears, she lays a hand upon one of the wounded... 06[14:10] * Mirra casts Cure Light Wounds on the man. 01[14:11] <@TheGM> The man's skin returns to its light brown natural color. He inhales deeply. 06[14:11] * Mirra 's turn ends. 01[14:14] <@TheGM> The other bugbear raises a scimitar. There is a mad color in his eyes as he moves towards mirra and swings. 01[14:18] <@TheGM> Burst of metal particles decorate Mirra's clothing. The bugbear inhales some of it. His expression becomes one of shock. 01[14:18] <@TheGM> His scimitar has been annihilated. 01[14:19] <@TheGM> And then time and space rewound. 01[14:26] <@TheGM> Before Mirra's flesh could be scarred, the scimitar was annihilated until little metal particles. 03[14:26] * ReverendSin (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards 03[14:26] * ReverendSin is now known as Dey 02[14:27] * Dey_W (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 01[14:28] <@TheGM> The crowd has begun to move. 03[14:32] * Dey_ (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards 03[14:33] * Fiend (~Fiend@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards 01[14:33] <@TheGM> They are fear embodied. They move as whole seemingly about to rend poor mirra asunder until they stop just 20ft. from her. [14:33] Supp guys [14:33] Am I late 01[14:33] <@TheGM> fiend get in ooc [14:33] 2 and a half hours yes. [14:33] get to /join #warboardsOOC [14:33] pretend you've been with us all this time 01[14:34] <@TheGM> yep :) [14:34] like, just standing there 01[14:34] <@TheGM> alright... continue? 02[14:34] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[14:35] * Dey_ is now known as Dey 01[14:35] <@TheGM> A few of the crowd try to head butt kord, but his body is like iron. He grunts and pushes two back. Like pinballs, they bowl over the other three behind them. People are now flooding around mira as if she were a altar. 03[14:43] * HazamAsh (~kong@kongurous.user.gamesurge) has left #warboards 01[14:54] <@TheGM> Siriand's mouth fills with flame and spouts upwards. A dozen civilians are scorched. Some are knocked to the way side, and a few fall near you screaming. It's absolute chaos. 02[14:58] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) 01[14:59] <@TheGM> Kord's vision goes red. He bowls over several fleeing civilians. The mere sight of him causes people to avoid him. 02[15:00] * Fiend (~Fiend@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 03[15:01] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards 02[15:11] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit) 01[15:11] <@TheGM> Kord slips his arms around Siriand and with a great tug, he is in his arms. 06[15:12] * Dey drops down and charges at the bugbear, stupefying him in an awe inspiring fairy dance [15:12] lol 03[15:12] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards 03[15:12] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboards 01[15:12] <@TheGM> The red rimmed bugbear stops where he is. He hard consonant mutters words faintly. 01[15:13] <@TheGM> utters* [15:13] I'll like to yell 'SUCK ON JUSTICE!' 01[15:16] <@TheGM> Deschain yells this, becoming a blur and appearing before the well. He glances in but sees nothing. 01[15:17] <@TheGM> He tries to concentrate but still sees nothing but water dripping down the sides. 01[15:17] <@TheGM> It is a very cold well 03[15:19] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards [15:19] I say, 'By Jove! This well is certainly a cold one!' 06[15:19] * RollThis snarls angrily towards the Dragonfire Adept and his party: "Get yourselves out of here before you do more damage." Shaking her head in disgust, she motions for the rest of the damaged civilians in the crowd to make their way towards her and begins curing them (cure minor wounds on less brawny types, light on more brawny types. 4 HP of healing or 1d8+8 healing.) 03[15:20] * RollThis is now known as Mirra 03[15:22] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #warboards 03[15:22] * RollThis (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboards 01[15:25] <@TheGM> The scorched bugbear closest begins hacking away at civilians, causing them to avoid him. Deschain notices bugbears ahead stabbing and slashing to get through them. 01[15:25] <@TheGM> The unarmed one curses and begins grappling with mirra. 01[15:35] <@TheGM> Siriand's flame bathes the closest bugbear that was already ignited. The creature collapses in a pool of flames and ash. 01[15:35] <@TheGM> It doesn't have time to scream. 01[15:36] <@TheGM> It's suffocated 01[15:46] <@TheGM> With a bellow kord hurls siriand at the unarmed bugbear. He collides satisfyingly causing everyone to collapse in a heap. 01[15:49] <@TheGM> Dey binds the red bug bear with rope. It ties firmly and appears to be tight from a near glance. 02[15:49] * Kord (~Pr0nogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 01[16:00] <@TheGM> Soriand stabs the unarmed bugbear grappling with sira. It penetrates and the bugbear grunts from his prone position. 01[16:02] <@TheGM> Dey taps a merchant on the shoulder and the merchant tilts his head prepared to listen to the fairy's proposition. 01[16:12] <@TheGM> Kord is struck by an arrow. Another whistles by, narrowly missing siriand. 03[16:14] * Pronogo (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #warboards 03[16:14] * Pronogo is now known as Kord 01[16:22] <@TheGM> The bugbear gasps as his arm and ribs are shorn by Kord's great axe. 01[16:23] <@TheGM> A pool of blood drips to the ground and gets all over mirra. The woman is too afraid to act or move. 01[16:23] <@TheGM> Blood continues to spray. 01[16:27] <@TheGM> Deschain shoots a light into the tunnel left of the chamber in the well. The merchant is there! He is bruised. Water bubbles out of his mouth as he slowly drowns. 06[16:31] * Kord shouts "Yes! Flee, cowards! I'll hunt you all down! Grah!" 03[16:33] * Kord is now known as Kord-Bohr 02[16:35] * Kord-Bohr (~Pronogo@c-98-216-243-219.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) 01[16:48] <@TheGM> Kord lumbers into the store. All Siriand hear's is a sharp scream. The room is caked in red. [16:48] Kord says, 'IF YOU START FIGHT, YOU FINISH. IS BAD MANNERS." 06[16:54] * Mirra wearily pulls herself from the ground, groggily getting to her feet. She peers towards Siriand, then back again towards the wounded in the area, and sighs. "Where did the other bugbears go? Do you need healing?" 06[16:59] * Siriand turns to Mirra. "The bugbears are all dead or fled, and I'm surprisingly unscathed. Kord might need some help, though." 06[17:00] * Dey kicks captive bugbear 06[17:05] * Siriand brushes the dust off his cloak and sheathes his dagger, then wanders off to find Dey and Deschain. 06[17:05] * Deschain tells Dey, "I just saw something go down that well, I'm going to check it out. Get this guy to safety." 06[17:05] * Deschain blows his horn before he jumps down the well. The noise is discernible over the chaos. 06[17:06] * Mirra casts Cure Minor Wounds on Kord (who gains 4 HP), proceeds to set up a healing station in the square, priority being anyone damaged enough to be unconscious. 06[17:07] * Siriand moves towards the well. (Dey is still there, right?) [17:07] I am in there. dey is outside. [17:07] ((Roger.)) [17:08] (To Dey) The hell is going on? [17:08] Well, I took down the leader you see [17:09] And we found the merchant [17:09] He's unconscious? [17:09] But Deschain has pursued a lizardman into the well [17:09] He's ok [17:09] Healed him up all good [17:09] ((Making sure I didn't miss something. he's still unconscious right?)) 01[17:10] <@TheGM> The lizard man tries to slip out of Deschain's sword reach but fails. [17:11] So Deschain is down the well? Drowning? 01[17:11] <@TheGM> It narrowly avoids Deschain's swing. 06[17:11] * Siriand peers down the well. (too dark to see, right?) [17:12] Damn it. 06[17:14] * Siriand pulls out his torch and unwraps it, pointing it down the well. (40ft clear, 80ft shadowy because of Lowlight Vision) [17:16] Damn it, still can't see anything... (To Dey) You say he's fighting a lizardman? 06[17:16] * Siriand wraps the torch back up and puts it on his back. 01[17:16] <@TheGM> you don't know that siriand 01[17:16] <@TheGM> you didn't spot it [17:16] ((Dey told me he was chasing a lizardman)) 01[17:19] <@TheGM> he told you he was chasing something :P 01[17:19] <@TheGM> he says he saw 'something go down the well' that's all you heard [17:19] ((Yeah, a lizardman)) 01[17:19] <@TheGM> dey has to tell you in character :P [17:19] ((He did.)) 01[17:19] <@TheGM> and deschain told him he was chasing something nothing more :P [17:20] it's true. [17:20] you could come down and find out 01[17:20] <@TheGM> ((yah sorry bout that)) [17:20] your con is good [17:20] ((I'm not going down there, even with a high CON. my STR is shit and I have no points in swim)) [17:20] neither...do I [17:21] ((But your STR isn't -1...)) [17:21] ((STR has nothing to do with it, it's move speed)) [17:22] ((Swim is a STR skill)) [17:22] ((I'd need to make a Swim check, and my STR sucks.)) [17:26] Allow me to explain good sirs 06[17:26] * Mirra only notices the authorities' arrival due to the clanking of their boots as they approach; turning from her current patient, she smiles: "These men should be fine in a few days; I've not much more healing to offer at the moment, but as the bugbears are gone the number of patients will hopefully decrease. Have you got the perimeter under control?" [17:27] This vicious group of thugs assailed a good friend of ours, thank the Gods for Mirra. Only she kept this from being a massacre. 01[17:27] <@TheGM> The authorities have arrived... they demand answers. A few folks are also surrounding Mirra, shaking their heads. One of the men is exclaiming loudly "She is a miracle! She is god! She is him!" 06[17:27] * Deschain leaps down from the roof, dripping wet and a falchion in his hand. [17:27] I've capture their leader for questioning [17:27] Perhaps the brute can explain his murderous intent [17:27] Isn't he a little braindead at the moment? [17:28] I think that can be dismissed... [17:28] No 01[17:28] <@TheGM> The authority appears angry at Dey's remark, "What gods? There is only one god. Him in the sky. And what have you done with this man?" The guard appears not to listen. [17:28] He'll be like this for three hours [17:28] Also we brought the merchant. 01[17:28] <@TheGM> "You will speak not before us." The other stoically claims [17:28] I have used minor magics to hold him [17:28] He'll be fine in a few hours 06[17:28] * Mirra seems somewhat alarmed at the men's insistence, and raises an eyebrow. "I'm afraid I've no connection to any divinity, though I'm sure whatever happens is his will, or what not." [17:28] (22) [17:29] Excuse me, sirs, but what happened was we were viciously attacked by these... bugbears. All of our actions were taken in self defense, I assure. (rolling for bluff) 01[17:29] <@TheGM> "Hold him? Hold who, this man?" The guard gestures at the unconscious merchant. 01[17:29] <@TheGM> "What magic... magic here?" [17:29] Oh [17:29] The merchant [17:29] No no, the foul Bugbear [17:30] "This man is our acquaintance. The brute we have captured had taken him hostage. It was by luck we managed to save him." [17:30] The merchant was a victim of their attacks, ask this other merchant. [17:30] He saw it all [17:30] "Without our help, we would have certainly drowned." 01[17:30] <@TheGM> "Acquantaince. And you are willing to look after him until he is recovered?" [17:31] "Our healer would probably be more than glad to." 01[17:31] <@TheGM> "I know this man! Cries one of the people in the crowd." "Shut up!" A guard bellow and draws his sword. [17:31] "Do you know what these bugbears were doing in this city? They were accompanied by a hoodded man." 01[17:31] <@TheGM> "We'll have order." Cried what appeared to be the captain. 01[17:32] <@TheGM> The guard puts his sword away. 01[17:32] <@TheGM> The civilian recoils. 01[17:32] <@TheGM> "More than glad to you, you say? Ah good, that's good." 06[17:33] * Mirra nods calmly. "Settle down, townsfolk; the danger is over. If anyone requires healing, please find me, but otherwise do go about your business; life must go on, lest we allow fear and regret to overcome us. Guardsman, I would be delighted to take this merchant in my care. 01[17:33] <@TheGM> "Listen to her!" Cries one of the civilians, "She is him! She knows our fates!" 01[17:34] <@TheGM> "Very good." Says the guard. 01[17:34] <@TheGM> The crowd hustles away, but a few guards scream after them, "We'll need you for questioning!" 06[17:34] * Mirra appears slightly irked by the civilians' misunderstanding, but chooses to ignore it, knowing little good ever comes from drawing too much attention to the ravings of the god-obsessed. [17:35] "If you have questions, I would be glad to answer them now. But the truth is already there." [17:35] "These bugbears and a hooded man took our acquaintence hostage. They began to flee with him. We subdued their leader after he had thrown the merchant down the well." [17:36] "The rest of them were hostile and we had to stop them in order to prevent any more danger to the crowd." 01[17:36] <@TheGM> "You mention bug bears? Yes... as you can see our splendid city holds no racial barriers. Bug bears can come and go as they please. But it appears you've held a scaffle with a few of them." [17:36] "We did not want to begin anything, but taking a friend hostage is not a diplomatic action." [17:37] "Is there information you have on hostile bugbears, or lizardmen?" 01[17:37] <@TheGM> A toothless merchant arrives to say, "These bug bears started this. They are barbarians. Savage." 01[17:38] <@TheGM> "Prius, you've never held racial emities before!" 06[17:38] * Siriand begins smoothing his sleeves over his scales. "Hrm... I should've bought the green cloak, it would match the scales better..." 01[17:38] <@TheGM> "Lizard men? We know nothing of them. Roheime is too hot for lizard men. They don't usually visit." 06[17:39] * Siriand 's ears perk up. "I knew it was too hot for lizardmen! I knew it!" [17:39] "What the hell is a lizardman doing in the desert!? It just doesn't make any sense! 01[17:40] <@TheGM> "You call it as you see it. We only just arrived. Though I'd find it hard to believe such a story." [17:40] "I believe I may have spotted a lizardman going down a well. Do you know by any chance what lies beneath this city? Thanks." [17:40] actually nix that 01[17:40] <@TheGM> "Most of us try to avoid the sewers unless you want to make it your business. Frankly I know little of lizardmen except that they are lizards. And men." [17:40] nevermind then [17:41] ((Hmm, anything else we want to ask the guard?)) [17:41] "Are you at all familiar with the prisoner have here?" 06[17:41] * Deschain points to the Bugbear. 01[17:42] <@TheGM> "Alamon at the gate has records of a man vouching for the bugbears coming through the gate." [17:42] "Did he accompany these bugbears?" 01[17:42] <@TheGM> "Yes, he was a young man. Kept to himself but spoke for all of them. They don't speak heshirol too well." [17:43] "Ah, I did in fact see a man with these bugbears. Perhaps I will have a talk with Alamon. I trust that everything is settled then?" 01[17:44] <@TheGM> "Go to it. We'll take your story." 06[17:44] * Mirra raises an eyebrow. "There are some dead men here; would any of you happen to know to whose families they belong? I would prefer to see them laid to rest properly than left to rot in the streets or sent to some anonymous grave." 01[17:44] <@TheGM> "I understand our laws can get messed within the schedule of adventurers like yourselves." 01[17:44] <@TheGM> "Not that we do not uphold them with the strongest grip. Talk with alamon." [17:45] If I level up [17:45] I can learn a spell [17:46] that gives me a box of torture tools 01[17:46] <@TheGM> alright guys afk for dinner [17:46] So if need be, we can learn from him [17:46] Right [17:46] So done for the night then? [17:46] also afk [17:46] Hey [17:46] did we get EXP? [17:46] or anything? [17:46] We better get XP... We just slaughtered a bunch of bugbears, then convinced the guards that we committed no crimes... [17:47] ((I have not committed any crimes. The only one who actully has is you siriand.)) [17:47] ((hush)) [17:47] alright i guess the session is over [17:47] Then I've got homework. [17:47] siriand [17:47] Yes? [17:47] hmm [17:48] i'll bring it up later [17:48] okay then... [17:48] bye 02[17:48] * Siriand (~Shinigami@c-98-216-253-73.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ORG Network Chat Client || #orgnetwork) [17:48] I'm sorry how long it took Anokitos [17:48] You didn't get to do much. [17:48] No worries. [17:48] It sped up near the end [17:48] I'll try to figure out how we can get the game to go faster. [17:48] which means we'll get better. [17:49] Yes. [17:49] I don't think Kong is returning. [17:49] A group of 7 is actually pretty big. [17:49] i do need to figure out a way to fight grappling, though. There's essentially nothing I can do about it. [17:49] I'd say armor spikes but you can't wear armor. [17:49] grappling provokes an AoO [17:49] if you hit them, no matter what, it stops it [17:50] strue. [17:50] We need to simplify chat [17:50] because with everybody talking [17:50] people get caught up [17:50] IDK, the OOC chat that was going on more recently was decent [17:50] yes [17:50] because it was like 4 of us [17:51] Essentially after pronogo stopped spamming it was a lot clearer [17:51] and kord was gone [17:51] We need not to get caught up with sidetracked things [17:51] We might need 3 channels. [17:51] One completely IC [17:51] one where battle and IG discussion takes place [17:51] combat/IC/OOC [17:51] and one for real OOC [17:51] like if someone wanted to ask [17:51] 'how fast can i move' [17:51] 'what check is this' [17:52] combat should only be 'make a check' 'make a roll' 'i attack this' [17:52] so discussion and IC should be the main window [17:52] and then combat opens up when we fight [17:52] mm, i guess. [17:53] combat is a funny thing. [17:53] i really wish i could get a decent RP going on warboards, but there never really seems to be concrete intrest. [17:53] *interest [17:53] It is...hard to find. [17:53] I had some luck years ago [17:53] but that was years ago. [17:54] aye, kong isn't nearly as active as he used to be, several of the people who were really RPers when I first joined stopped, etc, etc. [17:54] hell, I'm not nearly as active as I was. [17:54] combat should definitely not take the most part of the session [17:54] unless it is a boss fight [17:54] 's one of the reasons I tend to prefer airgaming. [17:54] no more than 50, maybe 60. [17:54] if there are actual things to fight [17:55] pathfinder is a fun system [17:55] same as d20 with a few simplified rules [17:55] still a bit complicated for online play, though [17:55] TBH airgaming is really the way to go [17:57] I've never tried it. [17:57] it sounds like RP basically but with a few rules [17:57] yep. [17:57] well [17:57] technically, no rules. [17:57] just a little structure [17:58] basically, it's like "okay, here are some basic rules for character creation to get you started, and here's a scenario. What the DM says, goes. GO." 03[18:02] * Mirra (~anoiktos@adsl-75-63-233-226.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #warboards Session Close: Mon Oct 12 18:45:03 2009 Session Start: Mon Oct 12 18:46:36 2009 Session Ident: #warboards 03[18:46] * Now talking in #warboards 01[18:46] hey des 01[18:46] you got an account of everything that happened this session 01[18:47] next session, you're going to talk to the guard at the gate am I correct? [19:02] yea? [19:02] i still have this open yes. [19:02] i can save it in a word document [19:02] we'll doo a bunch of things [19:03] probably interrogate two [19:03] then ask the gatekeeper about this man [19:03] i'm writing up a post [19:03] on things we could improve on in the thread [19:04] for your first time DMing it was pretty good [19:04] i think kong might have left for good [19:05] i am going to try to persuade him to come back 02[19:22] * Deschain (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 03[22:20] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards 03[22:21] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has left #warboards Session Time: Tue Oct 13 00:00:00 2009 Session Start: Sun Oct 18 12:02:42 2009 Session Ident: #warboards 03[12:02] * Now talking in #warboards 01[12:02] anyone else here? 01[12:03] what channels do i need to pay attention to [12:08] <@Deschai> oh [12:08] <@Deschai> yea me and fiend are in orgnetwork with apollo who wanted to join... [12:08] <@Deschai> join usurpers, usurperschat, and usurperscombat 03[12:13] * Dey (~chatzilla@ip72-201-161-170.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #warboards [12:36] <@Deschai> hey dey [12:36] <@Deschai> join the channels 03[12:36] * @Deschai (~default@r084203160.resnet.cornell.edu) has left #warboards Session Close: Sun Oct 18 12:49:16 2009 Session Start: Sun Nov 01 10:33:57 2009 Session Ident: #warboards 03[10:33] * Now talking in #warboards Session Close: Sun Nov 01 10:33:59 2009 Session Start: Thu Nov 05 12:02:04 2009 Session Ident: #warboards 03[12:02] * Now talking in #warboards Session Close: Thu Nov 05 12:02:10 2009